A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe vol. II

[Fengar]

>Gte the hell out of Dodge.

[Fungo4]

Aww, man. We couldn't have just imagined up a wormhole? The laws of space are already messed up as it is.

[crash826]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Metaflare]

Throw your arms up in the air. IT'S LIKE A ROLLER COASTER!

[eerr]

Raise guide level to INTERMEDIATE!

[distainfulCatalyst]

Armour with mad ups: have adverse reaction to leaving the dark star's gravity well.

[Naesr Tazam]

Aww, man. We couldn't have just imagined up a wormhole? The laws of space are already messed up as it is.

We already tried teleporting. That didn't work out, and, well, teleporting and wormholes go hand in hand. I doubt we would have gotten a warp drive installed.

No Warp 9 for Captain E-man Picard.

[Couch_Radish]

Armour with made ups: have adverse reaction to leaving the dark star's gravity well.

It'll probably increase our agility to say, 7 is we use it.

[distainfulCatalyst]

Remember that Calvin and Hobbs thing where Calvin's personal gravity reverses? I'm wondering if it'll do something like that.

[Couch_Radish]

Remember that Calvin and Hobbs thing where Calvin's personal gravity reverses? I'm wondering if it'll do something like that.

It's ARMOR with MADDER UPS, not ARMOR with OPPOSITE-UPS.

Which frankly is sort of a good idea. :P

[nightmarechild]

Armor with SELECTIVE UPS would be much better. You could run on ceilings walls or anything!

[Chaos Kiwi]

Imbue TRIBAL TATTOO with the property of FIRE BREATHING. for the hell of it.

[Crippledvulture]

Get the hell out of Dodge.

You successfully emerge from the BLACK STAR'S deadly HALO. The LEAD HULL of your voidship has protected you from harm.



You discover that the ARMOR WITH MAD UPS is a little too potent for the weaker gravity out here. You're currently floating about, practically weightless.

[Metaflare]

...whoops

[dragonpaul99]

Put the armor in your inventory for now.

Stick the landing.

[Naesr Tazam]

Put the armor in your inventory for now.

Stick the landing.

Seconded. Also:

> Wonder where your new friend, the BLACK MOON, wandered off to.

> Make your way to Jack's Courtyard posthaste!

[Fengar]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

[Zefferen]

Keep the armor on. It's not like you get to be weightless everyday right?

[Tasr]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Or

See if floaty allows to to dictate gravity.

[Naesr Tazam]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups.

[Dalmationer]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups PLUS ONE.

Fix'd

[Riou]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups PLUS ONE.

Fix'd

[ion496]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups PLUS ONE.

Fix'd

This is better. Yes.

[fivexthethird]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups PLUS ONE.

Fix'd

I have a better idea.
A dial that can be put on ANYTHING to modify their stat modifiers.

[Riou]

>Create a dial on the armor to control how much ups it has.

^this, but it must have eleven notches or modes.

Haha, that'd be awesome.

In the interest of getting the dial idea to work, though, let's have the number of settings range from 0 to X, X being the number of times we've imbued the armor with ups PLUS ONE.

Fix'd

I have a better idea.
A dial that can be put on ANYTHING to modify their stat modifiers.

But that would be ridiculously game breaking!