A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe vol. II

[crash826]

So....
"I went to go destroy the Black Star because it was tacky."

Yeah, that'll endear them to us and convince them that we're not dangerous.

I was JOKING. Jeez.

[Filio]

"Hey, you can't do this to me, I AM Everyman."
"I am the one that summoned Chairman Jack, Everywoman, and even Snuffy the Pooch."
"I devoured void dust and made all this happen. I will even prove it to you in some way. My ship is actually back at the black star even!"
"If you still don't believe me, I will disarm myself and talk about this."
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Does he even see your sword?

[Iridium]

The guy said he believes you're the Everyman. He has told you the 'legend' of your old life, so why not tell him your side of things, to start? It will give them a better idea of what you know, as well as lending credibility to your claims.

(You don't have to talk about all the paint you huffed)

[Icehawk78]

The guy said he believes you're the Everyman. He has told you the 'legend' of your old life, so why not tell him your side of things, to start? It will give them a better idea of what you know, as well as lending credibility to your claims.

(You don't have to talk about all the paint you huffed)

Perhaps huffing paint is a venerable tradition amongst the religious dogmatists now. I've heard of weirder things.

[blueation]

Wait, what if Ryan has everyman-like powers too and has created all these creatures who wander around here?
then he was just acting like he was aggressive, he probably killed Snuffy and has made these creatures believe you are sort-of evil.

ask about any etiquette rules after asking and being asked questions, we don't want to be rude to them.

[Naesr Tazam]

The way I figure it is that Ryan was an abstraction of a human created by the Singularity, whereas Mary was an actual human who emerged from Everyman. The two settled down and had quasi-human kids. As for the creatures... probably the Singularity's doing, going off our dialogue with him.

ask about any etiquette rules after asking and being asked questions, we don't want to be rude to them.

We must ask them in riddles, precious, and they must answer, gollum.

[DarcDiscordia]

Give them our side of the story, from the beginning.

[ion496]

Give them our side of the story, from the beginning.

I... Guess so.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Give them our side of the story, from the beginning.

Tell them to sit down first because this is going to take a while and not make a lot of sense.

[Anonymous]

Reason with the guards and hopefully come to a conclusion that brings nobody to harm. Also, at some later point in time when you have a good Creativity source, manifest... THE GRAVITY HAMMER HAMMER OF GRAVITY! That, or a Spartan Laser.

[Icehawk78]

Reason with the guards and hopefully come to a conclusion that brings nobody to harm. Also, at some later point in time when you have a good Creativity source, manifest... THE GRAVITY HAMMER HAMMER OF GRAVITY! That, or a Spartan Laser.

Not this. Harming people and semi-sentient entities and shapes is what we do best! Just try to convince them that we're a reckless killing force that is fiercely loyal and it's best to have them be on our good side, rather than our killing side.

[Metaflare]

Reason with the guards and hopefully come to a conclusion that brings nobody to harm. Also, at some later point in time when you have a good Creativity source, manifest... THE GRAVITY HAMMER HAMMER OF GRAVITY! That, or a Spartan Laser.

Not this. Harming people and semi-sentient entities and shapes is what we do best! Just try to convince them that we're a reckless killing force that is fiercely loyal and it's best to have them be on our good side, rather than our killing side.

Hahaha you so funny

But really just tell them who and what you are. And then prove it.

WITHOUT NEEDLESS VIOLENCE

[Icehawk78]

Reason with the guards and hopefully come to a conclusion that brings nobody to harm. Also, at some later point in time when you have a good Creativity source, manifest... THE GRAVITY HAMMER HAMMER OF GRAVITY! That, or a Spartan Laser.

Not this. Harming people and semi-sentient entities and shapes is what we do best! Just try to convince them that we're a reckless killing force that is fiercely loyal and it's best to have them be on our good side, rather than our killing side.

Hahaha you so funny

But really just tell them who and what you are. And then prove it.

WITHOUT NEEDLESS VIOLENCE

Without needless violence? I don't quite understand.

[Fengar]

The needless violence is best saved for later, if we kill them now we won't know where to look for everyone else, but if we befriend them we can ask, kill everyone else, then kill them!

[Icehawk78]

Yay, killing!

[Schazer]

Look, honestly I don't think we need to go proving how holy we are and how their entire civilisation is a lie. Yeah, the people Everyman loved and knew are long-gone, but really are what good is it if these five people know their stories are watered-down untruths?

E: hear their side of the story, find out what's happened here since. Explaining the truth will be much easier if you know what lies you're having to tear up in the first place.

[crash826]

We actually may be dealing with waaaaay more than five people.
Also, I think that maybe they should eventually learn the truth. So- if it's convenient- we can be recognized as the Great God instead of the Trickster God.

[Chaos Kiwi]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

[Dubbed]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

That would be a bad idea, there are SOME memories that would be best to keep hidden, you know, like getting drunk and making the tramp stamp?

[Chaos Kiwi]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

That would be a bad idea, there are SOME memories that would be best to keep hidden, you know, like getting drunk and making the tramp stamp?

OK. Maybe display of power? Like making a firebreathing panda.

[Icehawk78]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

That would be a bad idea, there are SOME memories that would be best to keep hidden, you know, like getting drunk and making the tramp stamp?

OK. Maybe display of power? Like making a firebreathing panda.

They already believe we're the EVERYMAN. We need their TRUST.

[Maxfield-Elite]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

That would be a bad idea, there are SOME memories that would be best to keep hidden, you know, like getting drunk and making the tramp stamp?

Tramp stamp? I'm sure you mean ceremonial markings.

[Tasr]

Try to create a floating cube that displays your memories.

That would be a bad idea, there are SOME memories that would be best to keep hidden, you know, like getting drunk and making the tramp stamp?

Tramp stamp? I'm sure you mean ceremonial markings.

Let's not forget the fact that we constantly almost died and were just completely lucky in surviving as long as we did, thanks to snuffy.

[ShadoWKilleR]

Hey, where is the briefcase tank? Let's show them some magic!!

> Now it's a briefcase, and now it's a tank! can any of you guys do that?

[Dragon Fogel]

We left the briefcase tank with Mary and Ryan in case they needed to defend themselves. It would be a miracle if it still worked, and if it does, these guys most likely have it. Or maybe the cult does.