A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe vol. II

[Icehawk78]

Imbue him with PAINT. Fumes from him travelling with us will constantly refill our CREATIVITY. Maybe. Or make a huge mess.

Also, he needs to be colorful, so whatever we IMBUE him with must first be ALTERED to be GREEN. Or BLUE. Or SOMETHING OTHER THAN PURPLE.

[gnaritas]

Incorporate that moon thing that flies around your head into him.

[Dalmationer]

How about the milk bottle? A portable source of paint fumes?

[Opirian]

How about the milk bottle? A portable source of paint fumes?

Imbue him with PAINT. Fumes from him travelling with us will constantly refill our CREATIVITY. Maybe. Or make a huge mess.

And a nice traveling source of toxicity, do not do this =.= it would make you seem you are trying to poison the people you are trying to gain the trust of.

[Tasr]

Use the carbine, but change it's loading capabilities so that he can eat metal to replenish his ammo liek snuffy.

[blueation]

the jetpack, of course
it will make Chairman Jack, JetJack the Chairman

[1joe1]

glowing lance

[001010]

Create a SOLAR-CHARGED BATTERY PACK and incorporate it with him.

This.

[Fengar]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

[LogicDenied]

Use the carbine, but change it's loading capabilities so that he can eat metal to replenish his ammo liek snuffy.

This.

[ToreaderTornado]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

[blueation]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

third

[ShadoWKilleR]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

fourthed.

[Tasr]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

This, then turn his platform into a large charger/docking station for him.

[eerr]

The firefly lance, so he can be rudolph the red nose reindeer, and stab things.

[The Dr.]

>Make a speaker and incorporate it into Jack so Jack can tell everyone his side of the story, and not just you having to relay it from him.

This, then turn his platform into a large charger/docking station for him.

This also sounds reasonable. Since Chairman Jack is an actual religious figure that they worship, they're more likely to believe him than some random guy claiming to be the Everyman, even if you try and make it look as understandable as possible, so having both ends work out is awesome.

[Crippledvulture]

Use the carbine, but change it's loading capabilities so that he can eat metal to replenish his ammo liek snuffy.

the jetpack, of course

Chairman has Jack incorporated both the CARBINE RIFLE and the JETPACK! He is now an unstoppable airborne killing machine. The JET ENGINES increase his already considerable speed and he has turned the RIFLE into a powerful FIXED CANNON he can deploy in battle. Like Snuffy the Pooch, he is able to process metal objects into ammunition.

He seems anxious to charge up and try out his upgrades.

The Lord Protector speaks up. "I believe you, Everyman. I'm sorry for the way we've treated you. Will you really help us against the followers of the Icosahedron?"

"Hold on," Arek chimes in. "If what you say is true, then the followers are right. Is it ethical to cease the operation of the forces of nature for our own preservation? I do not wish to die, but I don't know if I can live with myself now that I know the truth."

[zeratuljo1291]

point out that self-preservation is not a bad thing.
after all, you are the everyman, the embodiment of all human experience even after the world ended.

talk to alek about the history of this place. exactly how big a commonwealth are we talking here?

[Tasr]

Tell mustache it's ok after all you didn't trust Ryan at the beginning, tell glasses that he is dead wrong; life would always find a way(jurassic park reference FTW) and it did he should be proud they've lasted as long as they have as a race.

[Fengar]

>Point out that if you hadn't used your powers to make Mary, none of them would have ever existed in the first place, they're entire existence is based on ceaseing the operation of the forces of nature.

[Tasr]

Jack begin eating black metal.

[crash826]

>Point out that if you hadn't used your powers to make Mary, none of them would have ever existed in the first place, they're entire existence is based on ceaseing the operation of the forces of nature.

Minutes later:
Arek: ALL HAIL THE ISOCAHEDRON!

I think we should tell him that the forces of nature can go get stuffed.

[Zefferen]

On an entirely different subject ask them why they haven't removed the black metal from wall after hundreds of years.

[StarZeph]

Tell him to call a war council. It's time to get all awesome and stuff.

[Dragon Fogel]

I'm kind of thinking Arek may be an Icosahedron agent. Next time you get a chance to talk to the old man alone, share your concerns, but try not to get Arek actually imprisoned or anything, just watched.

Also, ask if they know about a briefcase. If you can fix up that Briefcase Tank, you can combine it with Jack next time he levels up, and that should let him go inside with you when necessary.