Skub in Hubworld

[Skub]

Who's this giant hulking man-thing?



This is Skub, silly! That's you!

Right now it's about 5 o'clock in the afternoon. You've been sleeping roughly, as always, and you woke up about an hour ago. First order of business when you get up? You want a drink. Bad. You haven't found one because it hasn't walked up to you and hopped into your arms yet. It looks like it's time to find a drink, and you know just what you want...

Of course you can always distract yourself with other petty shit before you head to your fridge. Depends on how you're feeling.

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[dexexe1234]

>: Skub: Examine round thing behind you.

>: Skub: Please speak to yourself the destination of these various doors.

>: Skub: Please locate fourth wall.

[Dfaran]

>Make the wallcircle do stuff.

[Tseralith]

Sleepwalking

[momatoes]

> Dance-shuffle towards the direction of the fridge.

[thegreenspark]

> Examine coaster on the wall.

[Skub]

> Skub: Examine round thing behind you.
> Examine coaster on the wall.

That's the thermostat. If you've ever lived in the up-north, you know that this is one of the most vital tools at your disposal, especially during the cold months. This little thing is what keeps you from freezing in place; it's what keeps the snotsicles out of your nose and the polar bears out of your home.

Right now it's at a refreshing absolute zero--don't want to waste precious heat!

> Make the wallcircle do stuff.

That would be a huge mistake. See, dads have the power to know when you're wasting energy in the vain hope to keep your blood from freezing. If you so much as touched the thermostat you would be in a world of pain and anguish and reduced household privileges.

So no.

> Skub: Please speak to yourself the destination of these various doors.
> Skub: Please locate fourth wall.

Who talks out loud to themselves? I mean, you already know the lay of the land, too, so that would be twicely pointless.



Instead, you whip out your Mental Map. From inside your brain! You don't have clear visuals of anywhere except where you currently are, but you know what and where the other rooms are. I guess it's useful when you're in your house?

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[ProfessorLizzard]

>Go Kitchenward

[KawaiiMelon]

Go to the play room.

Do you have any stinky baby brothers?

[OldManRupee]

Skub: Weep for Harry Honduras. He was a good friend.

[Tseralith]

Switch the tags for the basement and bedroom with each other. Then enter your bedroom

[MrGuy]

Bathroom. Obviously you plan to DRINK from the toilet.

[thegreenspark]

> Let's go get a drink from the fridge first, then go about some shenanigans.

[eerr]

Check closet for funny hats.

[Droke]

Skub: Start walking to the kitchen and see that there is no kitchen, only a purple abyss. The mental map doesn't lie!

[Chwoka]

Damn it, you're too hungry to waste time walking into the kitchen! Go into the bathroom, and eat anything you find in the medicine cabinet.

[Tasr]

Skub doesn't walk he does the worm, it should be his preferred form of locomotion.

[Pancakes]

>Check Skubvintory

(skub this adventure is gonna rule!!!)

[alexthewhite]

Go on rigorous exercise regiment. Lose weight until slim and pleasing to look at.

[BigBurkhart]

Find that grape drank. Make it yours.

[Chaos Kiwi]

Go to the place with the chicks. Because you're obviously a CHICK MAGNET.

[Skub]

Oh wow, shit, this was definitely the wrong time to buy and then play Fallout 3. My bad--it's just that those goddamn Centaurs won't jump off a bridge themselves, now will they?

Updates resume when I'm done killing Muties for a bit. (sorry!!!)

[Karhs12]

> Go into bedroom, update adventure.
> Read the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure and so on and so forth.

[MrGuy]

> Go into bedroom, update adventure.
> Read the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure where you're reading the part of the adventure and so on and so forth.

Seconded, and you had BETTER MAKE A SPACEBALLS REFERENCE WHILE YOU DO IT.

[thegreenspark]

> TGS: Create fanart in the meantime.

Okay you do that, and put it in a spoiler for good measure.

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