> Skub: Examine round thing behind you.
> Examine coaster on the wall.
That's the thermostat. If you've ever lived in the up-north, you know that this is one of the most vital tools at your disposal, especially during the cold months. This little thing is what keeps you from freezing in place; it's what keeps the snotsicles out of your nose and the polar bears out of your home.
Right now it's at a refreshing absolute zero--don't want to waste precious heat!
> Make the wallcircle do stuff.
That would be a huge mistake. See, dads have the power to know when you're wasting energy in the vain hope to keep your blood from freezing. If you so much as touched
the thermostat you would be in a world of pain and anguish and reduced household privileges.
> Skub: Please speak to yourself the destination of these various doors.
> Skub: Please locate fourth wall.
Who talks out loud to themselves? I mean, you already know the lay of the land, too, so that would be twicely pointless.
Instead, you whip out your Mental Map. From inside your brain! You don't have clear visuals of anywhere except where you currently are, but you know what and where the other rooms are. I guess it's useful when you're in your house?