MSPA Voice Acting Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[Moondelev]

So Bonzi and I made a thing. Inspired by recent updates (and a sincere lack of Dave and Terezi).

[Paul]

Damn. Dave must have hit puberty.

[Moondelev]

Damn. Dave must have hit puberty.

And Terezi must be really nasal or something!

And have a two octave range.

[Paul]

:P That was incredibly silly.

[Vidikin]

Someone (Von Fawn pleeeeeeease) please do a rendition of 'Holding Out For a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler but as Vriska. This needs to happen.

[Kebs]

Two posts on two consecutive pages? I'm on a roll!

So yeah here's a thing that cynicalCanasian and I did.

[Alana]

s-so I was bored and reading all of Gamzee's pesters, and I DECIDED TO DO TAVROS' RAP THAT HE HAS AT GAMZEE

h-here y'all go.

*/first time rapping* */first time voicing homestuck stuff* */first time using Garageband to make her voice lower for Tavros*

So Bonzi and I made a thing. Inspired by recent updates (and a sincere lack of Dave and Terezi).

this is amazing

forever

[cynicalCanasian]

Two posts on two consecutive pages? I'm on a roll!

So yeah here's a thing that cynicalCanasian and I did.

WHOO. Been planning this forever.

[arianadream]

Merry Christmas everyone! A Christmas gift, from me to all of you. I know it's not MSPA related. I worked really hard on it though - one of my favorite Christmas songs to share with you, as thanks for being as awesome as you all are.

[Sionnan]

Quick 'n' dirt snippet out of a Dave pesterlog with Jade. Critique would be appreciated, since I have no idea whether or not I still sound too much like a girl.

[ScientificFlorist]

Hi guys. A bit of a noob, can't sing at all...but I got me some lyrics!!

Missing my Kismesis (a parody of "Missing my Nemesis" from Phineas and Ferb as sung by Eridan and Tavros regarding Vriska)

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Eridan: Wwithout your machines, my life, it seems, is empty
I spent all my time tryin to destroy land-life
You wwere my only kismesis
You’d foil my plans, I’ll alwways miss
The moments wwhen you and me wwould strife

Tavros: i FELL, FOR YOU, THE MOMENT, THAT YOU, UHH, USED YOUR, PSYCHIC POWERS, TO UHH MAKE ME, JUMP, OFF OF A CLIFF,
yOU CAPTURED, ME, AND UHH HELD ME, IN A WEB, THREATENING ME WITH UHH A KNIFE,
bUT NOW YOU’VE, UHH, STARTED FLARPING,
wITH A TROLL, WHO’S ALWAYS, UHH I GUESS, HE WOULD UHH SAY, CARPING
i MISS THE MOMENTS, WHEN UHH YOU AND UHH ME, WOULD, UHH STRIFE, }:(

Both: So search your heart, Vriska Serket
And I am sure truth will be met
That our hatred, in time, is set
My kismesitude is your kismet

Eridan: You gavve me hope in land-dwweller’s thought

Tavros: yOUR HATRED BECAME ALL I SOUGHT

Both: And the moments when you and me…would…strife…

Also, this one I don't really like, but...
"I'm not that She-Troll" (a parody of "I'm not that Girl" from Wicked as sung by Nepeta)

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*aC’s paw touches cG’s*
*their eyes meet*
purrfect silence
purrfect heat
matespritship
in a purrfect role
he could be that boy…
but i’m not that she-troll

don’t feel
that great
don’t furget his
intense hate
don’t remempurr
flushed quadrant’s joy
he could be that boy…
but im not that she-troll

efurry so often
we long to hunt
with the one who will nefur return
but that doesn’t help us
furget that pain
oh, I will nefur learn!!!

strong nose
wide grin
she whos loving
she loves him
red eyes
and she makes him whole
that’s the she-troll he chose
and skaia knows
i’m not that she-troll

don’t roleplay
don’t smile
he’ll just rage
fur a long while
i wasnt born
fur this quadrants soul
theres a she-troll i know
he loves her so
im not that she-troll
:(( </33

The stuff in the asterisks is actually sung, btw.

[sawing]

Oh hey, a really nervous noob here who rather likes singing and being really, really lame.
who also likes to pretend she can music.



It's supposed to be Jade. Supposed to be.

In response to uh her windfall of alchemizations of course.

@ScientificFlorist: if I could purr, I'd totally cover I'm not that She-Troll. :<

[8oy Skylark]

@ScientificFlorist: That's absolutely hilarious, great lyrics. If I didn't hate Tavros or was a chick, I'd do one of them.

@sawing: That was cute and funny. xD

[cynicalCanasian]

Bluh!

Fake sounding laugh is fake sounding.

[MissEva]

Also, this one I don't really like, but...
"I'm not that She-Troll" (a parody of "I'm not that Girl" from Wicked as sung by Nepeta)

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*aC’s paw touches cG’s*
*their eyes meet*
purrfect silence
purrfect heat
matespritship
in a purrfect role
he could be that boy…
but i’m not that she-troll

don’t feel
that great
don’t furget his
intense hate
don’t remempurr
flushed quadrant’s joy
he could be that boy…
but im not that she-troll

efurry so often
we long to hunt
with the one who will nefur return
but that doesn’t help us
furget that pain
oh, I will nefur learn!!!

strong nose
wide grin
she whos loving
she loves him
red eyes
and she makes him whole
that’s the she-troll he chose
and skaia knows
i’m not that she-troll

don’t roleplay
don’t smile
he’ll just rage
fur a long while
i wasnt born
fur this quadrants soul
theres a she-troll i know
he loves her so
im not that she-troll
( </33

The stuff in the asterisks is actually sung, btw.

If no one else wants to do this, I can try it... I may have to adjust a couple words so it's easier to sing, though, is that ok?

[Ixelrod]

Trying to be John. Weh!

[ScientificFlorist]

Also, this one I don't really like, but...
"I'm not that She-Troll" (a parody of "I'm not that Girl" from Wicked as sung by Nepeta)

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*aC’s paw touches cG’s*
*their eyes meet*
purrfect silence
purrfect heat
matespritship
in a purrfect role
he could be that boy…
but i’m not that she-troll

don’t feel
that great
don’t furget his
intense hate
don’t remempurr
flushed quadrant’s joy
he could be that boy…
but im not that she-troll

efurry so often
we long to hunt
with the one who will nefur return
but that doesn’t help us
furget that pain
oh, I will nefur learn!!!

strong nose
wide grin
she whos loving
she loves him
red eyes
and she makes him whole
that’s the she-troll he chose
and skaia knows
i’m not that she-troll

don’t roleplay
don’t smile
he’ll just rage
fur a long while
i wasnt born
fur this quadrants soul
theres a she-troll i know
he loves her so
im not that she-troll
( </33

The stuff in the asterisks is actually sung, btw.

If no one else wants to do this, I can try it... I may have to adjust a couple words so it's easier to sing, though, is that ok?

By all means! I'd love for someone to do my song or any variation at all!!

@8oy Skylark - Maybe you could try the Eridan part? I dunno.

Currently writing "If You Could Hate" a parody of "If You Were Gay" as sung by Karkat to John and also trying to write some Dr. Horrible songs as if Karkat's Dr. H, John's Penny, and Vriska's Captain Hammer.

[Kiwise]

I need an Eridan! =D Can I get an Eridan to voice what I got from my Secret Santa? A Rose or a Kanaya would be cool too, but I can do one or both of them if need be.

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Future Kanaya: See Future Rose

You cannot see future Rose because in the future Rose checks out.

==>

Yes, while all of her compatriots are visible in the timeline until the rift, Rose is unfortunately absent... You do not know if she will return.

Kanaya: Hope for the Best

You cannot hope for the best, there is nothing to hope for. There is so much that you wanted to say to her that now you can never do. She is gone.

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"Hmmm, do all trolls cry in their blood color?"

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"Ro..Rose, I Thought You Had Perished, Or Worse!"

"Yes, it certainly seemed so, however, some force brought me here at the last moment."

"Rose, When You Disappeared I Was So Worried, I Thought That I Would Never See You Again. I… I Need TO Get Something Off My Che-"

"WWell, wwell, wwell. Wwho do wwe havve here?"

Rose: Greet the Prince of Hope

"Hello Eridan, how are you?"

"I am perfectly fine you wwitch! And I am here to showw you your wworst nightmare!"

"Oh, please enlighten me."

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"This is a mighty wwand, fit to be held only by the most powwerful wwizards! You wwill fall at its immense powwer!"

"I am so sure."

"Eridan, What Are You Doing?"

"Don’t wworry Kan, I will take care of the wwitch just like wwe planned."

"What Do You Mean, Wwe Planned?"

"Wwell, the original plan wwhere I use this wwand to get my revvenge on her."

"You know, I am right here, I did not stop existing or anything. Although given the nature of my arrival, that is a possibility."

"Shut up! I am going to showw you that I am the superior wwizard!"

[S???] Eridan: STRIFE

Yeah, she is pretty much better than you in every way when it comes to magic.

==>

"Well, that was… something. So, what should we do? Attempt to get back to my session, oh. We should probably tell my friends first…"

Okay Kanaya, It Is Now Or Never. You Need To Make Your Move.

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"Uhh. Kanaya? Could you back away a bit.. that’s a little too close for comfort. Wait, why did you change your dress?"

Kanaya: Make Your Move

You make your move pretty forcefully.
Well, not the best first meeting, but it isn’t like you didn’t know who each other was, she really should have seen it coming.
(Made and Used With Permission of Tenebrais)

END OF ACT

Merry Christmas Kwise!

[icu2jimy]

I'd do it, but I'm not so sure about my Eridan voice.

[Kebs]

As a John, I don't really like it. John is a lovable derp, this is way too melancholic for him. That said, I love this as a standalone monologue. I can practically see fedorafreak drinking his filtrated piss when I listen to it. Maybe shorten some of the pauses and slow down a little, and it would be even better!

[Phrawger]

A quick thing I scraped together on a whim, it's got Karkat, Eridan, Equius, and sound effects.

[8oy Skylark]

@8oy Skylark - Maybe you could try the Eridan part? I dunno.

Currently writing "If You Could Hate" a parody of "If You Were Gay" as sung by Karkat to John and also trying to write some Dr. Horrible songs as if Karkat's Dr. H, John's Penny, and Vriska's Captain Hammer.

I repeat, If I didn't hate Tavros or was a girl I'd try it. xDD

Also that would be an amazing parody and I'm all for it.

[Kiwise]

I'd do it, but I'm not so sure about my Eridan voice.

Do it anyway, bro! It'll be fun!

[-Benedict]

So I'm starting a project to adapt They Might Be Giants' album "NO!" into Homestuck versions. I'm starting with "Four of Two" (The guy's rendition on the piano is better than any of the live performance recordings I can find). I adapted it into being about Jade and her Act 5 shenanigans, but I'm looking for someone who has a good Jade voice to sing it for real. The tindeck link is mainly to give an idea of how the lyrics go (the right emphases, timing, etc.), but obviously my voice can't do Jade.

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Underneath a dream tower on a pacific island where I've lived for about thirteen years
I stood in waiting for a boy I knew to connect to a game we were to play
It was thirteen minutes of four

At 4:13, I stood waiting for the boy
About four minutes early for the game we were playing
He was planning to say I was his sister then
Just as soon as he played the apocalypse game
And the time was 4:13

On 4/13 I became the Witch of Space
After shit got real and I prototyped my dog
I was alchemizing things to get ready
For the quest I would take to create a universe
And the date was 4/13

Before all that, I began to feel tired
Since my dreamself died, sleep became a squiddly time
It seemed as if my dreams were growing dark
And then horrorterrors came right out of nowhere
And I screamed and screamed and screamed

I headed back home to my wrecked room since I saw John had connected to me
But then he fell asleep so the meteor fell and Bec had to blow it up for me
It was still April fourteenth

At once I awoke to a cold and snowy world
There were frozen frogs and gigantic green forests
An imp attacked, and my dog blew it up
(He is awesome like that, he has superpowers)
And now everything has changed and the game has started
And it still is 4/13

[icu2jimy]

Do it anyway, bro! It'll be fun!

Well... okay.