MSPA Voice Acting Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[Inverted]

WEEEELP! Might as well try something productive today!

Equius
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbjTwVqswVClH4cWM
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vO9c2MkYpYHqFg8do
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vY2CtLQljMJE5Ac63
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKzGGuvDTc09V4Kr7
Tavros
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vshE9WvgnVXJNYHOQ
Gamzee/Karkat (With so many mistakes! 8D)
http://vocaroo.com/?media=ve9CZKcfC2xWsfTpp

[ScientificFlorist]

Aww, it looks like you guys already did American Pie. Or, did you end up voicing it? I saw the lyrics, but then again...

In light of the new updates, I hereby call dibs on writing "Alternian Pie" as long as nobody minds. (Dibs as long as nobody minds? I am so wishy-washy.)

EDIT: MissEva, I believe it goes without saying that your cover is amazing and so are you.

[Dark Bomber]

Me and a few of my friends are gonna try our had at a few of the MS paint adventure Chat logs. We'll she how they go.

[Caprisaurus]

GUYS
GUYS
WE NEED SOMEONE TO COVER "MOTHER KNOWS BEST" FROM TANGLED WITH ROSE AND HER MOM
I even slightly changed the lyrics to fit!!

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Mom:
You want to go outside? Why, Rose...!
Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why we stay up in this house here

Rose:
I know but...

Mom:
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet

Rose:
But --

Mom:
Shh!
Trust me, pet
Mother knows best
Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
It's a scary world out there
Mother knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Rufio, imps
Poison ivy, Wizards
Cannibals and snakes
Jack noir

Rose:
No!

Mom:
Yes!

Rose:
But --

Mom:
Also large orges
Trolls with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Mother knows best
Go ahead, get trampled by a denzien
Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead
Me, I'm just your mother, what do I know?
I only bathed and changed and nursed you
Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it
Let me die alone here, be my guest
When it's too late
You'll see, just wait
Mother knows best
Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy
On your own, you won't survive
Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Calculating, Cold
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague
Plus, I believe
Gettin' kinda chubby
I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
Mother understands
Mother's here to help you
All I have is one request
Rose?

Rose:
Yes?

Mon:
Don't ever ask to leave this house again.

Rose:
Yes, Mother.

Mom:
I love you very much, dear.

Rose:
I love you more.

Mom:
I love you most.
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
Mother knows best

So yeah!
..Please? <:D

[ScientificFlorist]

Woah. That was fun.

Seriously though, if you guys came together to do my lame "My Eyes" cover you had better freaking do this thing.

"Alternian Pie" to the tune of "American Pie" by Don Mclean

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Aradia: A sweep in the past, n0t many
I can’t quite remember
H0w s0me things used t0 make me smile
Sollux: and ii knew that ii had my chance
ii’d be with her in a pale romance
and maybe we’d have comfort for a while

Vriska: 8ut all those spirits maaaaaaaade me shiver
With every troll corpse IIIIIIII delivered
Aradia: S0llux at my d00rstep
Sh0uld’ve never listened to Serket

Sollux: ii’m faiirly certaiin that ii criied
when ii woke up and 2he’d been friied
ye2 iit wa2 painful deep iin2iide
the niight aradiia diied

Karkat: SO BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all the land dwwellers wwill die
soon all the land dwwellers wwill die

Karkat: WHY’D YOU WRITE THAT VIRUS, JERK?
WHY’D YOU MAKE IT SO IT WOULD WORK?
THEN SEND IT TO ME, YOU KNOW?
Terezi: 4ND DO YOU B3L13V3 JUST1C3 OR F4T3
W1LL “LUCK” S4V3 YOU FROM 3T3RN4L H4TE?
4ND OH K4RK4T, YOU KNOW YOUR BLOOD SM3LLS SO GR34T.

Karkat (Spoken): SHUT THE FUCK UP, TEREZI!

Eridan: fef i knoww that youre in lovve wwith him
cause i saww you kissin after your swwim
Kanaya: Took Tavros Off The Floor
Kissed Him, Now Life I Deplore

Tavros: i WAS A CRIPPLED BOY WHO COULDN’T CATCH A BREAK,
Gamzee: Oh A mIrAcLe’S cOmInG, jUsT wAiT.
Feferi: The prize in our grasp it was too late.
T)(e nig)(t t)(e black king died, we started singing

Karkat: BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all of the angels wwill die
soon all of the angels wwill die

Karkat: NOW FOR SWEEPS WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND
WHAT FORCED US TO LEAVE OUR REWARD BEHIND
IT’S NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
WHEN YOUR JACK NOIR PLAYED DRESS UP WITH YOUR BLACK QUEEN
THAT DUMB PRESENT THAT GOT SENT THROUGH THE SCENE
IN A BOX THAT CAME THROUGH THE MACHINE

OH, AND WHEN THE QUEEN SAW THE BUNNY
HE TOOK HER RING, REAL FUCKIN’ FUNNY
THE FIGHTERS ALL JUST CEASED
THEY GOT SLAIN BY THAT BEAST
AND WHILE DAVE JUST GLANCED AT ROSE’S BOOK
AND JADE DREAMED OF THOSE THINGS AND SHOOK
WATCHED YOU FUCK UP WITH A HATEFUL LOOK
THE DAY YOUR SESSION DIED

I WAS SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all wwhod reject me wwill die
soon all wwhod reject me wwill die

Tavros: wITH YOU, tALKING, pRACTICING WALKING,
mE BEING CONFUSED, wHEN, uHH, yOU WERE GAWKING,
wISH i COULD RETRY IN YOUR PAST,
Vriska: I told him all a8out my plan
To make him become a real man
With old 8ec Noir watching silent in the stands

Tavros: nOW THE BATTLE CRY WITH, bEATS TO HAUNT,
wHILE vRISKA HELD UP MY, lEGS TO TAUNT,
i RAN FORWARD WITH MY LANCE,
bUT i, nEVER GOT THE CHANCE,
Vriska: Cause I was a god from the 8attlefield
Promised a free shot, but his fate was sealed
Terezi: D1D YOU SM3LL WH4T W4S R3V34L3D
TH3 N1GHT TH4T T4VROS D13D

W3 ST4RT3D S1NG1NG
Karkat: BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all wwhod reject me wwill die
soon all wwhod reject me wwill die

Eridan: oh, and I entered that small little place
just us four trolls out in space
wwith no hope left in breeding wwhen
Sollux: We beg noiir be clever noiir thiink quiick
bec noiir partnered thii2 2tupiid priick
Feferi: )(ow could you t)(ink of )(im and not your friends?

Karkat: OH, AND, AS I WATCHED HIS GROWING GLARE
ALL I COULD DO WAS STAND AND STARE
Feferi: You killed t)(e angels as well
And you s)(ot me wit)( your spell
O)( as t)(at white magic flew t)(roug)( t)(e nig)(t
I fell in )(orns, after our fig)(t
Karkat: I SWEAR, NOIR WAS LAUGHING AT OUR BLIGHT
THE NIGHT FEFERI DIED

WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: ThEm GoOd OlD bOyS, dRiNkInG fAyGo, YoU tRy SiNgInG
Eridan: soon all of the trolls they wwill die
soon all of the trolls they wwill die

Kanaya: I Met A Girl Who Was My Friend
I Asked Her When Will This Death End
But She Sadly Turned Me Away
Karkat: AND I LOOKED AT THE AFTERMATH
WHEN ERIDAN’D LET OUT HIS WRATH
OH TELL ME, WHY’D YOU HAVE TO, MAKE HER PAY?

Eridan: and wwhen i left he could havve screamed
the future lost, he couldn’t dream
Kanaya: And Not A Word Was Spoken
The Matriorb Was Broken
Karkat: AND MY BEST FRIEND, WHO I MISSED THE MOST
HE FLIPPED HIS SHIT I THINK I’M TOAST
Gamzee: CROWS, ghosts, AND THE MIDNIGHT COAST
Karkat: THE NIGHT, KANAYA, DIED

AND WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: them stupid trolls, oh i was quick to decide that
Eridan: soon all of the trolls they wwill die
soon all of the trolls they wwill die

Karkat: WE WERE SINGING
BYE, BYE, MISS ALTERNIAN PIE
Tavros: rODE MY ROCKET, uP TO pROSPIT,
nOW THOSE MOONS ARE CAPSIZED
Gamzee: THEM STUPID TROLLS, OH I WAS QUICK TO DECIDE THAT
Eridan: soon all of the trolls they wwill die

EDIT: Changed a few lyrics

[Quinch]

Well, last time I tried to post this, it seemed to not have gone through, so... once more, with feeling.

[WayToVague]

Got bored after signing out of TF2. Then an update happened. Then I recorded this.

[Laasya Apria]

Finally got to a line I really wanted to try, so here's my Terezi attempt.
I think it sounded a lot better in my head.
if anyone has any constructive crits hit me up. I luv terezi xD but I'm not sure if my voice is right for her.

[yokaiy]

Got bored after signing out of TF2. Then an update happened. Then I recorded this.

Oh gog, you are like the best John hopy shit. Also this update makes me so sad in a "that's sort of sweet but really depressing" way and I think you voiced it really well... Wow that was horribly worded. I hope a Karkat does the other half, I'd love to hear the whole thing voiced instead of just your part, amazing as you were.

[Zephyr]

Finally got to a line I really wanted to try, so here's my Terezi attempt.
I think it sounded a lot better in my head.
if anyone has any constructive crits hit me up. I luv terezi xD but I'm not sure if my voice is right for her.

Your voice is fine for Terezi (I've always imagined her as a contra-alto). Your laughter seems really forced, though. I don't know how to describe making a more genuine laugh. It's a thing that really just takes practice.

Also, the lines seem very rushed. You can take a little more time and add more inflection to the lines to give them more personality.

I'm no Theatre major; those were just my two cents.

[WayToVague]

Got bored after signing out of TF2. Then an update happened. Then I recorded this.

Oh gog, you are like the best John hopy shit. Also this update makes me so sad in a "that's sort of sweet but really depressing" way and I think you voiced it really well... Wow that was horribly worded. I hope a Karkat does the other half, I'd love to hear the whole thing voiced instead of just your part, amazing as you were.

Thanks!

[Laasya Apria]

Ahh, makes sense. I suppose trying to read H4H4H4H4 was a bit odd, so i made it sound a bit odd. XD!

I'll probably try it again. thanks for the tip ^.^~~~~~

[UDoctolero]

Here is a short clip about the "destruction of Homestuck." Hope somebody likes/hates it. The clip can be found here.

[Moondelev]

Finally got to a line I really wanted to try, so here's my Terezi attempt.
I think it sounded a lot better in my head.
if anyone has any constructive crits hit me up. I luv terezi xD but I'm not sure if my voice is right for her.

That laugh is pretty fantastic, fellow Terezi!

Two things:
1. You talk very fast. Slow down a bit for clarity.
2. I feel like that last line, played straight, doesn't really give off the malice behind the words; add a little spite, a little bite (oh god that rhymed) to it to give it more punch.

Otherwise, bravo!

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

WEEEELP! Might as well try something productive today!

Oh my god.

You are the best Equius.

[Evy]

/slooowly crawls way in here

So, um, I attempted something. I've been practicing voices for a few characters for a few days - mostly Aradia - and thought I'd record a dialogue. Because voicing HUGE BITCHES is fun as hell, I decided to do this log.

And here it is...

There are quite a few blunders in there because I have a hard time speaking clearly for prolonged periods of time :c and um, there are probably some words pronounced a little oddly. ESL and all. /shies away

[maddenedHatter]

WEEEELP! Might as well try something productive today!

Equius
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbjTwVqswVClH4cWM
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vO9c2MkYpYHqFg8do
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vY2CtLQljMJE5Ac63
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKzGGuvDTc09V4Kr7
Tavros
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vshE9WvgnVXJNYHOQ
Gamzee/Karkat (With so many mistakes! 8D)
http://vocaroo.com/?media=ve9CZKcfC2xWsfTpp

I've never been able to get a solid voice down for Gamzee in my head. this is the one I shall use forever now.

[yokaiy]

Okay, so. I sort of wanted to do this for a while, but... I wrote some lyrics... for John's reply to Karkat's "Black Rom-Com" by Zigkirby.

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i want your gray text
i want your caps lock
i want your insults
this is going to rock

i want to chat
chat chat chat
i want to chat

i think we're bros
though you say it's hate
i want your sick burns
don't make me wait

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i wish that i could get to your timeline
i wanna see you and make sure that you're fine

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you had me worried the last time we talked
get yer nubs over here, you better not balk

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat
(chat, chat, chat,
i want to chat)

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
(cuz it's freaking weird buddy!)
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
it's so funny!

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
when it's you it's just really funny!

i want your flames and i want your comments
i want your flames, but i wanna be friends!
j'ai ton... wait this isn't english, what is this?
gosh i don't even know what this means.
why don't you ask rose for this part instead?

man, i wanna be friends
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
i wanna be friends

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed bromance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed romance
want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

Now I just need a John to sing it, haha...

[Evy]

I tried to post this earlier and I guess it... didn't go through?! Something about it needed to be moderated first. But. :|

Anyway, I attempted to do this scene as both Vriska and Aradia. I've been dicking around with voices for a few days and decided to give recording a shot...

There are quite a few blunders in this because I have trouble speaking clearly for prolonged periods of time and I have this habit of "tripping" over my tongue. And um, don't be surprised if there are words pronounced strangely in there. ESL and all.

/SHUFFLES OFF...

[ZingDev]

Okay, so. I sort of wanted to do this for a while, but... I wrote some lyrics... for John's reply to Karkat's "Black Rom-Com" by Zigkirby.

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i want your gray text
i want your caps lock
i want your insults
this is going to rock

i want to chat
chat chat chat
i want to chat

i think we're bros
though you say it's hate
i want your sick burns
don't make me wait

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i wish that i could get to your timeline
i wanna see you and make sure that you're fine

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you had me worried the last time we talked
get yer nubs over here, you better not balk

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat
(chat, chat, chat,
i want to chat)

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
(cuz it's freaking weird buddy!)
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
it's so funny!

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
when it's you it's just really funny!

i want your flames and i want your comments
i want your flames, but i wanna be friends!
j'ai ton... wait this isn't english, what is this?
gosh i don't even know what this means.
why don't you ask rose for this part instead?

man, i wanna be friends
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
i wanna be friends

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed bromance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed romance
want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

Now I just need a John to sing it, haha...

this will make 4 black romance parodies

[ScientificFlorist]

@Yokaiy - I love you so much. I normally don't comment on lyrics, but that is just too perfect. Let's totally get John in here!

By the way, I've already been writing a meta "Pale Romance", which I will attempt to sing if I get a microphone for my birthday.

[Quinch]

Well, last time I tried to post this, it seemed to not have gone through, so... once more, with feeling.

Posting for the third time - the first two were tangled in the spamfilter....

[MajorEliteKing]

http://www.mediafire.com/file/nk33rn...IF_mixdown.mp3

So I recorded the Troll Hussie thing where he explains troll romance over again, just to try it, bleh I had to kind of be quiet, but I like it
its over 10mb so I cant post it on tindeck ):

[ScientificFlorist]

Oooh, a Hussie voice? I have a song for you!

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U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me

My-my-my-my (U can't bust me) plot twists hit, universe is a frog
Makes you say, "oh my gog, thank you for blessing me
with a comic with characters that can’t be beat"
It feels good
When you’re a sensation
An internet fad read in other nations
And I'm known as such
And this is a twist-uh!
U can't bust me

I told you readers
U can't bust me
Yeah, that's how Tavros dies now
U can't bust me
Look at those timestamps, man
U can't bust me
Yo, let me make the funky flashes
U can't bust me

Fresh new suit and gun
You get that reference made back in act one
So click the arrow, go to the next page
Gog there’s a new flash that I’m sure will engage
While it's loading
Hold on
Watch the spinning flowers and then notice something’s wrong
Like that
Like that
She messed up and the screen went black
Let 'em know that they can trust
And this is a twist
They can't bust

Yo! I told you
U can't bust me
Why you look at the stump, man?
U can't bust me
Yo, put down the gun, release the trigger, man
U can't bust me
Give me a soundtrack or twist
Make Equius sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
All the same
You talk about the Hussie, you're talking about a game
That's epic and all
Horses are sweating so pass them a towel
Or a pic so then
They’ll know what it takes in the '11s
To break the webs
For real either be meta or you’ll just hear, “No deal!”

That's the truth, because you know
U can't bust me
U can't bust me

Break it down

Stop. . . Hussie time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't hold attention
You are soon to be dead
So do the windy thing there
See Jack’s stabs, and rise up to be the heir
This is it for April
Dancing happily to your weapons is a staple
Move slide hunk rump
Just for a minute, let's all bro hug bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't bust me
Look man, U can't bust me
You better flip out
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't bust me
Yo, put down the gun, release the trigger, man
Break it down

Stop. Hussie time

U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
Break it down

Stop. Hussie time

Every time you see an update
The Hussie makes you scream
You’re a dope staring blankly
And there’s magic on the screen
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making adventures
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From Comic-Cons to home
It's Hussie, go Hussie, Gog Hussie, Yo Hussie
And the rest can go alone
Can't bust me

U can't bust me
U can't bust me
U can't bust me
Yeah, U can't bust me
I told you, U can't bust me
Too cool, can't bust me
Yo, I’m outta here, can't bust me

Obviously, to "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer

[yokaiy]

@Yokaiy - I love you so much. I normally don't comment on lyrics, but that is just too perfect. Let's totally get John in here!

By the way, I've already been writing a meta "Pale Romance", which I will attempt to sing if I get a microphone for my birthday.

Th-thanks! ^^; I was really nervous about posting it here, since it's my first time attempting to write any form of song lyrics. I'm glad you liked it... know any John's we can rope into singing it? >v>

Oooh, Pale Romance? Make sure you post it, lol.

Okay, so. I sort of wanted to do this for a while, but... I wrote some lyrics... for John's reply to Karkat's "Black Rom-Com" by Zigkirby.

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i want your gray text
i want your caps lock
i want your insults
this is going to rock

i want to chat
chat chat chat
i want to chat

i think we're bros
though you say it's hate
i want your sick burns
don't make me wait

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

i wish that i could get to your timeline
i wanna see you and make sure that you're fine

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat

you had me worried the last time we talked
get yer nubs over here, you better not balk

i want to chat
chat, chat, chat
i want to chat
(chat, chat, chat,
i want to chat)

you know i think trollmance is silly
and i don't really get it, but...
(cuz it's freaking weird buddy!)
i want a flushed, a flushed romance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

oh, caught in a flushed romance
oh, caught in a flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
it's so funny!

yell, yell, karkat, buddy
troll me harder
when it's you it's just really funny!

i want your flames and i want your comments
i want your flames, but i wanna be friends!
j'ai ton... wait this isn't english, what is this?
gosh i don't even know what this means.
why don't you ask rose for this part instead?

man, i wanna be friends
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
i wanna be friends

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed bromance

i want your nub-horns and i want your big scowls
you and me could write a flushed romance
i want your nub-horns and you funny huge frowns
you and me could write a flushed romance

want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)
want your flushed romance
want your flushed romance
(oh, caught in a flushed romance)

bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
egbert bluh bluh bluh
want your flushed romance

Now I just need a John to sing it, haha...

this will make 4 black romance parodies

YUP. I've got the other three on my computer already, haha, they're fun to listen to. I like them better than the actual song. v_v