MSPA Voice Acting Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[Inverted]

My ultimate Karkat rage mode. BEGIN

[Paul]

My ultimate Karkat rage mode. BEGIN

OH JESUS that was beautiful.

"IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU!!

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE!!!! CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!"

John: hi karkat! :3

[Sporkaganza]

My ultimate Karkat rage mode. BEGIN

Dude, you made his speech at the very beginning sound like something out of Dragonball Z. It's fuckin awesome.

[Inverted]

Thanks guys!

On that note, let's have SAAAAAAAAAD Karkat!

[Sporkaganza]

I have a pretty nasal and young-sounding voice, so there's not really much I can do. It's pretty much Tavros that I can do. (John is too chipper for me to do convincingly and still sound young enough. It sounds like a 17-year-old doing a shitty job of sounding like a 12-year-old, which it is.)

Anyway, here's me doing Tavros's first pesterchum conversation with Vriska:

Boop

[Laasya Apria]

Mr. Degulus, Sir, I have an omega request for you *w* [or for any gamzee and karkat actors, in general. you were just the PERFECT gamzee, in my mind x3]
Would there be any way you and a Karkat could possibly voice this conversation?
I have a feeling it would be spectacular.
http://bit.ly/hLd5eB

Jegus, well now I've just realized it's been so long since I've done any Sollux shit outside of the radioplay that people have started thinking of me as GAMZEE of all people... hell, I'll take that as a complement all the same.
Yeah, SURE I'll takes you up on this! I'll need a Karkat but there are absolutely no shortages of those.

Yayyyyyy I'm so excited @w@!!

Sudden voice acting dump go.

I dig yo Karkat, bro :3

[MetalKirby54]

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...g-of-Homestuck!
A small (snickers at how loosely I use the word "small") project I've been working on. I guess it technically counts as voice acting, but I need a few more acto- y'know what it's all explained in the thread.

Or if you really hate clicking on a link, have fun clicking on a spoiler :>

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Ahh, Homestuck. This is the reason most of you are here, yes? Only problem is... How on Earth do the characters sound? What are they expressing in their pesterlogs? Why the hell is Rose so damn annoying? All of these answers and more in this here reading.

Now, I'm no voice expert, but I'd say I did pretty good... with the exception of Rose. She's kind of difficult for me to voice... So bear with me.

Anyway. This was mainly a solo project, and I intend to keep it that way. BUT.... IF you want to voice on this thing, post an audition tape! I'll let you know if I want to voice that character or if you can go ahead and voice him/her/it for the rest of the reading! (sorry mates, there's no visuals until certain points. Like flashes where you need to move around. 'N stuff.) Also unfortunately... you need to download the episodes. Sorry!

First off, I have A MAJOR REQUEST. I really need a better Rose voice than my own. So... SEND ME A LOT OF HERS. I might need a better Jade, too. But that can wait.

And without further adieu, here it is! The (unofficial) reading of Homestuck!

MAIN READINGS:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OBOB70AL
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U8O9C8Z0
Part 3: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3BXBZ6UH
Part 4: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XQ7RGV30
Part 5: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TWOEZN0E
Part 6: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P09E64CC

EXTRAS:
Blooper reel 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UV8WCZ5B

ENJOY!

[Inverted]

Mr. Degulus, Sir, I have an omega request for you *w* [or for any gamzee and karkat actors, in general. you were just the PERFECT gamzee, in my mind x3]
Would there be any way you and a Karkat could possibly voice this conversation?
I have a feeling it would be spectacular.
http://bit.ly/hLd5eB

Jegus, well now I've just realized it's been so long since I've done any Sollux shit outside of the radioplay that people have started thinking of me as GAMZEE of all people... hell, I'll take that as a complement all the same.

Yeah, SURE I'll takes you up on this! I'll need a Karkat but there are absolutely no shortages of those.

I dig it. I could lend ya on the Karkat bit there.

[ceruleanTresses]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

all i ask a you

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no more fabrications
theres no need to go on
pretendin to ignore me
i knoww that youre flushed for me

im so fuckin lonely
forsaken and wwithdrawwn
i guess its unsurprisin
red feelins should be risin

say youll lovve me
evvery wwakin moment
say the wword
ill fill a pail wwith you

say you need me wwith you
noww and alwways
youre not my first choice
but ill take you
and you wwill havve to do


scarlet is a no go
i can take a hint
so lets try somethin blacker
wwill you be my attacker

all I wwant is loathin
a blackrom dark as flint
your bitter detestation
wwill be my sole salvvation

say youll share wwith me your hate
your malice
say youll make me wwant to throttle you

ill be vvenomous
and ill be callous
youre not really wworthy
but youll do
i knoww i could hate you


say youll share with me
one fuckin quadrant
please say yes
come on im beggin you

share a diamond with me
be my morail
if thats no good
will ashen do

romance
is all i wwant from you

(There is a brief interlude, during which Eridan sighs dramatically and writes emo poetry.)

kinda seems no matter wwhat i do
youll nevver wwant me
so fuck you

Original song.

Also, I'd be thrilled if someone felt like singing "mem0ry." I'm actually proud of that one, which is unusual for me, as I tend to inflate any flaws in my writing to mammoth proportions until they are all I can see.

[ScientificFlorist]

Another one? A really obscure one, too. “The Land Dwellers” sung primarily by Sollux set to the tune of “Common People”

Here’s a link.

And I hate those guy’s voices, so here’s the surprisingly better Shatner version. You guys can cover it either way. I see it as Fef singing/saying the stuff that she says, even though it’s the same singer as the rest of it in the original one, but if we can’t get a Fef, Sollux can just sing her stuff too, no problem.

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2he came from the 2ea, 2he hungered for exciitement,
2he practiiced “culliing” land-dweller2 there when
that’2 where ii
caught her eye

2he told me her moiiraiil wa2 trouble
ii 2aid iin that ca2e, wanna joiin the rubble?
2he said, “Just t)(row me a LIN---E!”
and in 61.2 2econd2 tiime, 2he 2aiid,
“I wanna flarp wit)( t)(e land dwellers
I wanna do w)(at t)(e land dwellers do
I wanna mate wit)( t)(e land dwellers
I wanna mate wit)( land dwellers, like you.”
2o, what el2e could ii do?
ii 2aiid, “ii’ll 2ee what ii can do.”

ii took her to the horn pile
ii don’t know why, but iit had to 2tart 2omewhere
2o iit 2tarted there
ii 2aiid, “pretend youre low on the hemo2pectrum”
2he 2aid, “O)( YOU’R----E FUNNY 38D GLUB GLUB!!!”
ii 2aiid, “yeah? well ii dont 2ee anyone el2e 2miiliing here.”

“are you 2ure you wanna flarp wiith the land dweller2?
you wanna 2ee what the land dweller2 2ee?
you wanna mate with the land dweller2?
you wanna mate with land dweller2, like me?”

2he diidn’t really under2tand,
but 2he glubbed and held my hand

get a re2piiteblock that’2 cheap
cliip your fiin2 through the whole 2weep
play 2ome 2grub, get your2elf hurt
pretend your blood2 a2 low a2 dirt
but you’ll never 2ee thiing2 our way
iin your recuperacoon at day
2eeiing no cuttlefii2h iin your hall
troll your moiiraiil, he can 2top iit all

you’ll never flarp wiith the land dweller2
you’ll never do what the land dweller2 do
you wont be culled liike the land dweller2
you’ll never 2ee your friiend2 taken from you
never mate, or hate, or duel
cau2e there’2 nothiing el2e to do

liike a mu2clebea2t iin the fore2t
theyll cull you and never warn you
look out
theyll tear your iin2iide2 out
cau2e everybody hate2 a hiigh blood
e2pecially one who glub2 and ii2 2o full of crap
yeah, and the blood2taiin2 come out in the trap

you wiill never under2tand
how it feel2 to liive your life
with no power and no home
wont fear iimperiial drone2
and youre excited by theiir live2
and they feel 2uch romance you can only wonder why

get a re2piiteblock that’2 cheap
cliip your fiin2 through the whole 2weep
play 2ome 2grub, get your2elf hurt
pretend your blood2 a2 low a2 dirt
but you’ll never 2ee thiing2 our way
iin your recuperacoon at day
2eeiing no cuttlefii2h iin your hall
troll your moiiraiil, he can 2top iit all

troll along wiith the land dweller2
troll along and you may ju2t 2ee the truth
troll along wiith the land dweller2
troll along even though they’re all trolling you
flamiing tho2e 2tupid thing2 you 2ay and do
cau2e you think beiing culled ii2 cool

(The end thing I see as Eridan for some reason, but it’s open to change)
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers
wwanna mate wwith the land dwwellers like you

[Nevrmore]

Guys Dave has a slight Southern drawl let's get on this.

[Zosephine]

Guys Dave has a slight Southern drawl let's get on this.

[Nevrmore]

Well shucks, y'all!

[InfiniteBladeWorks]

My ultimate Karkat rage mode. BEGIN

I love this so much. Can I keep it?

[yokaiy]

OKAY tried voice acting! Be gentle guys, I'm completely new at this!


Herp derp Feferi. Hijacked Zosephine's tindeck for this since I don't have one of my own. : x

[divisio]

Fixed the timing and now you can actually hear me. :T

[Degulus]

That Zingled chat from before has happened!

Thanks go out to Inverted for supplying the Karkat-ings for this.

[StiqFigurMaster]

My ultimate Karkat rage mode. BEGIN

OH JESUS that was beautiful.

"IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU!!

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE!!!! CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!"

John: hi karkat! :3

that segment

was the single greatest thing

ever.

[ceruleanTresses]

That Zingled chat from before has happened!

Thanks go out to Inverted for supplying the Karkat-ings for this.

This is freaking hilarious. My favorite part is when they talk over each other. (Although I guess it got kinda sad at the end!)

[Laasya Apria]

aaaaaaaagh thank you so much Degulus and inverted, so cool *w*

it's so amazing but gagh I get all choked up at the end uguuuuu @//~//@;;;~!!!

[RogerMexico]

Deg & Inverted: That log was excellent! You both had the characters spot on, especially Deg's crazy laugh at the end.
Also:

Guys Dave has a slight Southern drawl let's get on this.

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OH GOD NO-ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

[StiqFigurMaster]

Oh god Lady Gaga

I always thought Bad Romance was more or less the song which is the trollmance lovehate double reacharound

[Zosephine]

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OH GOD NO-ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Aw, what are you talking about? I love it.

[divisio]

Tried to read some Terezi lines. I sort of always imagined her as a smooth-talking lawyer type.

[MetalKirby54]

Tried to read some Terezi lines. I sort of always imagined her as a smooth-talking lawyer type.

brief question, what country are you from?
also, I loved it

Edit: Tavros if he were president John F. Kennedy.
NO SERIOUSNESS WAS HAD