TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Doctor Tess]

Why isn't Team T8TEoSPS on the team list?

Because I am crazy slack when it comes to that shit.

Could you guys possibly give me a rundown of who's servering who in the team?

[Stinkosar]

catastrophicAggregate>cannonForger>aerialEquinox>b reezyAnalyst>plentifulMaze>errantFlotilla>feignPet rification>luckyProfiteer>catastrophicAggregate Yeeep

[Doctor Tess]

Thanks, brah! Adding it in now.

[Stinkosar]

You kinda broke Team Omega.

[Doctor Tess]

It was always like that, the team is too impossibly complicated for me to work out who's playing what part.

[Stinkosar]

It always was split away from it's title with Team T8TEoSPS in the middle of it>

[Stinkosar]

And we were always a Ream?

[tonightsEntertainment]

And we were always a Ream?

paper trolls are awesome, don't mess

[Stinkosar]

BUT THEIR TOO FLAMMABLE! Oshi- Its my 134th post. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[Doctor Tess]

DAMMIT YOU GUYS WHY YOU GOTTA BE POINTING OUT ALL MY TERRIBLE MISTAKES

(my point is though that Omega never had any names listed after it)

[LordGabon]

Methinks this is a conversation best reserved for PMs. :P

[Temperencia]

Revised and edited a few things.



>Be the Two-Faced Girl.

Your name is LILITH LYNLINUM.

You LOOOVE to be a (weaboo)WITCH.

You seem to a unique, or as they say, ONE-OF-A-KIND. It is probably because you are the only one to know and likeabout something called, "Asian Culture". Some others think it's ridiculous and a made-up rumpusdick. Anyway, that isn't the POINT. You take a shining interest in VOODOO, WITCHCRAFT, and MIND CONTROL.You have a SMALL HIVE and is COMFORTABLE with PILLOWS and CUSHIONS. But the bad side is that small NOTES fill the WALLS and hanged DOLLS. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is not a MELEE, nor RANGED. You control PORCELAIN DOLLS and FLUFFED FIGURES with thin WIRES. You like to use them for TRICKERY and PRANKS, and for CLAWING AND EATING MUSCLEBEASTS. Many THINGS catch your ATTENTION, such as these people you like to call "HUMANS" instead of ALIENS. You also take a large interest in RAINBOW DRINKERS, but you are not one yourself since you do not like drinking TROLL CELLS AND GERMS. Your REAL BLOOD COLOR is GREEN, but you reject the SYSTEM since the color "Pink" catches your LOVE. You tend to be OUTDOORS rarely, but will go OUTSIDE if you feel like it or has to.

Since you have two sides, your normal trolltag would be witchyClandestine, and you like to talk like a kawaii schoolgirl desu~! :3

Your other side is activated when you get pissed off or when you get serious, so your trolltag would be anonymousFlavor, and you talk like a f*cking pmsing girl. Seriously, i'm having a f*cking headache typing here. ):<

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Wow, this took 2 hours. D8

[Cevaztyen]

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Revised and edited a few things.



>Be the Two-Faced Girl.

Your name is LILITH LYNLINUM.

You LOOOVE to be a (weaboo)WITCH.

You seem to a unique, or as they say, ONE-OF-A-KIND. It is probably because you are the only one to know and likeabout something called, "Asian Culture". Some others think it's ridiculous and a made-up rumpusdick. Anyway, that isn't the POINT. You take a shining interest in VOODOO, WITCHCRAFT, and MIND CONTROL.You have a SMALL HIVE and is COMFORTABLE with PILLOWS and CUSHIONS. But the bad side is that small NOTES fill the WALLS and hanged DOLLS. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is not a MELEE, nor RANGED. You control PORCELAIN DOLLS and FLUFFED FIGURES with thin WIRES. You like to use them for TRICKERY and PRANKS, and for CLAWING AND EATING MUSCLEBEASTS. Many THINGS catch your ATTENTION, such as these people you like to call "HUMANS" instead of ALIENS. You also take a large interest in RAINBOW DRINKERS, but you are not one yourself since you do not like drinking TROLL CELLS AND GERMS. Your REAL BLOOD COLOR is GREEN, but you reject the SYSTEM since the color "Pink" catches your LOVE. You tend to be OUTDOORS rarely, but will go OUTSIDE if you feel like it or has to.

Since you have two sides, your normal trolltag would be witchyClandestine, and you like to talk like a kawaii schoolgirl desu~! :3

Your other side is activated when you get pissed off or when you get serious, so your trolltag would be anonymousFlavor, and you talk like a f*cking pmsing girl. Seriously, i'm having a f*cking headache typing here. ):<

Cool looking troll! Also loving the personality thing.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the whites of her eyes should be orange. Troll biology, and all, but not that noticeable, actually.

[RLabs]

Yukari if you made any more of alt-character canon trolls I would love to see them; the Equius and Nepeta were amazing.

[Yukari]

I hope this satisfies you, then!



Your name is GARY STU SOLLUX CAPTOR and YOU ARE GOD. Okay, not really, but with your VISION SIXTEENFOLD you might as well be. You can see LITERALLY EVERYTHING, including but not limited to the PAST, the FUTURE, EVERY POSSIBLE PERMUTATION OF SAID FUTURE, and EVERY PLANE OF BEING THAT EVER WAS OR WILL BE. Being able to see everything has more than a few drawbacks; it has made existence VERY 8ORIING FOR YOU, and so you are prone to doing REALLY 2TUPIID 2HIIT in fits of ennui. It is only through your IMMENSE LUCK that you manage not to fuck up everything.

You acknowledge that you are ENORMOUSLY OVERPOWERED, and every day you thank your lucky stars that you exist only in a PERMUTATIVE TIMELINE wherein your sign and blood color fortuitously complemented one another, and that this timeline will cease to exist when your TRUE SELF commences playing SGRUB. Otherwise all of this would get incredibly silly.
This one took all of five minutes.

And then, for no discernable reason, there was jade-blood Aradia!

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Now available in floating!


And in let's-attempt-to-reach-out-to-the-maladjusted-outcast!

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That was a terrible idea, dipshit!

Dunno if I'll do more. Or if I need to find a new home for them.

[august]

Are alternate blood trolls allowed here? Besides, those are awesome. I can't wait to see Empress Vriska.
Reaperistic, I expected half her face to be burnt/mutated after reading the first line. Or for her to have a second face on the back of her head. Great job by the way.

[Captainman]

==> Captainman: Post shitty edit

Bluh Bluh

Anyway


Your name is Lumini Chardi. You live in a rounded hive near the sea where your gigantic blowfish-esque lusus guards you. You have been very sick since you were little and are not allowed outside of your hive without being in your protective bubble. Your weapon is, obviously, a huge bubblewand and your modus is, of course, Bubble Modus. You are sort of obsessed with bubbles. And plushies. You're really into cute things and your room is littered with Medical-themed Plushies.

Your trolltag is bubbleWrap and you l*P0P*ve t*P0P* p*P0P*p r*P0P*unded letters and em*P0P*te with y*P0P*ur h*P0P*rns. 8:)

[Cevaztyen]

Adorable, but what are her interests and stuff?

[Captainman]

Adorable, but what are her interests and stuff?

Whoops, sorry, it's kinda my first time posting here. I'll edit the post real quirk

[Panzerbear]

Well, here goes nothing... Mah first troll

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Introduction:

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Be the Mad Scientist.

Mad?... Wait, what? Why are you mad? Did they make you mad? You don’t remember them doing anything like that… Or do they mean crazy? What makes them think you're crazy? You don’t think you're crazy…

Your name is Leslat Kolena. And yes, that coat used to be white.

While you have never been interested in the hemospectrum in the traditional sense, it serves as but one facet to consider when plotting the means of COMPLETE GENETIC PERFECTION. Unfortunately, due to your low place in society, you can never seem to PERSUADE THE ARISTOCRACY into providing samples to PERFORM PROPER TESTS on, thus rendering your life mission an arduous task. In spite of your diligence, you also believe that GENETIC PERFECTION IS UNOBTAINABLE; namely because there is always something you can add or alter to improve the existing functions of something. You used to try to employ this belief in ALTERING MUNDANE OBJECTS, but you’ve since discovered that things such as EXPLOSIVE CUFFS AND AUTOMATED DEFENSES can often be detrimental to one’s well-being when in the PROTOTYPE STAGE. Your respiteblock is still littered with the debris from the last few attempts at MECHANICAL ENGINEERING.

When not actively seeking methods of improving the troll race, you often find yourself embroiled in EXTREME ROLE-PLAYING, which typically provides inspiration to modifications that can be made to the troll race, as well as granting you ample opportunities to ABSCOND WITH POTENTIAL TEST SUBJECTS when claiming your spoils. It’s for the GREATER GOOD. In fact, most everything you do is in the name of the GREATER GOOD, and you can’t help but be confused as to why people are so unwilling to CONTRIBUTE TO THE CAUSE. All this concern for the eventual creation of the PERFECT TROLL has left you with a lack of AESTHETIC SENSIBILITY, but an undeniable knack for VICTUAL CONCOCTION, be it the variety that requires HEAT or otherwise. You also have an uncanny proficiency for DETERMINING OPTIMAL ROMANTIC PAIRINGS, though you just consider it to be a matter of SELECTIVE BREEDING. But, to remain properly unbiased, you’ve never applied the science of SHIPPING to yourself.

Currently, your STRIFE PORTFOLIO happens to contain more than a few specibi that are… a little nonsensical. The PENKIND SPECIBUS in particular makes you wonder why you’ve never bothered with KNIFEKIND in the interest of efficiency. You do, however, make ample use of the SYRINGEKIND SPECIBUS. The guilty pleasure of crushing and smashing things has lead to the acquisition of a MACEKIND SPECIBUS. Though you don’t use them often, you also have a FLASKKIND SPECIBUS and a CLIPBOARDKIND SPECIBUS. You’re really not sure why you have that last one, aside from moments of frustration in your MUTATION AND EVOLUTION CONROL CENTER, which some insist upon referring to as your LABORATORY. You’re not sure what’s so oratory about it, though. Last but not least, you also have a LIGHTNINGKIND SPECIBUS, which is pretty stupid, because you can’t hold lightning. I mean, seriously, who even thought this up? It’s as useless as that hump you grafted to your lusus VEEGORE’s back. At least the other improvements you’ve installed on him have proven to be more beneficial.

While you’d love to have powers like INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, TELEKINESIS, or UNCOMPROMISING LEADERSHIP CAPABILITIES, your genetics did not grace you with such an advantage. Instead, you possess the ability to GENERATE AND DELIVER A LARGE ELECTRIC CHARGE when you take a moment to CONCENTRATE YOUR MENTAL FACULTIES. Unfortunately, this happens pretty much any time you concentrate, regardless of whether or not the APPLICATION OF ELECTRICITY is necessary to the goings-on. That, and it messes up your hair something fierce.

In a nod to all those who’ve DISAGREED WITH YOUR ACTIONS, but nonetheless made the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, your trolltag is MisguidedGeneticist. It’s often hard for people to take you seriously, however, as you tend to speak in a… somewhat unsure fashion, and can’t help but insert a bunch of admittedly unnecessary words as you try to explain yourself somewhat awkwardly… But it’s not that bad, is it? I mean, sure, he’s missing an arm, but you can fit him with a new one, right? Right?... Though you are always very certain of yourself when discussing the greater good! And for that matter, you can get, well, a little emphatic at times that don't really make all that much sense but you're really certain it's quite necessary to properly express exactly what it is you're trying to get across so all those gog-be-damned miscreants will get off your case about figuring out what precisely you're talking about!!!

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Lusus = VEEGOR: An ogre's basic body shape with a camel's hump and a squid's tentacles, and then give it the eyes of a cat... but with stitches, as Veegor was most definitely not hatched that way. We're really not even sure what the... err, oft-modded lusus originally looked like.

Fetch Modus = Recipe Book: Items are sorted by their basic purpose, and can be retrieved if the basic components are listed. But don't take them out too quickly! Or too late, for that matter.

Your blood is like sweet, delicious chocolate..., which apparently lies between red and orange somewhere. Every once in a while, though, you'd like something closer to orange creamsicles... but that's just a pipe dream.

While other trolls have adopted various symbols, you have yet to come across one that you believe properly suits you. In the meantime, you suppose that blood spatter will have to suffice, so long as it doesn't get on anything other than your coat.

As for your respiteblock, well... On the outside, it's unimpressive. It looks like a toolshed sitting pretty much out in the middle of nowhere. That's just what's visible, though, as aside from the aforementioned access point, your entire home is essentially an underground complex, most of which is either laboratory or storage. While most trolls seem to build up, you prefer to burrow.

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MG: I mean, it's not like I'm trying to over do things, but... well, it's just that it just wouldn't seem right without including everything that crops up in similar situations... \8c Wouldn't you want to do the same?
MG: Oh sweet, merciful gog... Wait, does that even make sense? Merciful gog? Maybe I should come up with a more sensible expletive to make use of... |8c
MG: Well, this is most certainly an unforeseen circumstance... Guess we'll have to resort to plan B? ?8c

In short: Sentences are always ended with a question mark or an ellipsis unless "emphasized". Additional emphasis is placed by alternating between bold and italics. Emoticons are assembled "backwards".

[Silly little Artist]

>Be one of the many douche bags.


Frankly you resent that! You are quite the gentlemen.
Your name is LOMATI YITOZO. You are a gentleman, personality wise. You live in the flat lands, where the grass is nice. Your respiteblock is tubular and long, but it bends in with the grass.

You enjoy ungentlemanly things like ONLINE GAMBLING and FLARPING. You've never directly FLAPED, but you have observed it.

Your Strife Specibus is allocated to SCYTHEKIND. You really don't have much hate much. You only hate it when people call you rude things, llke a “douche” or “dick.” Your lusus is a well... you don't even know what to call it.

Your trolltag is deviousSaint and you speãk in ã ðeƒining †øne
SGRUB STUFF, if I make him play.

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Strife Specibus: Scytheking
Fetch Modus: something gentlemanly, I'll think of it later.
Role: Druid of Sorrow
Planet: Land of Desolation and Clouds
Kernelsprite:something confusing

[loner-kid]

any fresh new trolls pining for an open team to fill their rabid Sgrub lust? Well step right up because team: beat everyone else and win first (you had to be there) is in need of more players. so yeah... Help please?

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN

[Silly little Artist]

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?

[Spookz]

>Be one of the many douche bags.


Frankly you resent that! You are quite the gentlemen.
Your name is LOMATI YITOZO. You are a gentleman, personality wise. You live in the flat lands, where the grass is nice. Your respiteblock is tubular and long, but it bends in with the grass.

You enjoy ungentlemanly things like ONLINE GAMBLING and FLARPING. You've never directly FLAPED, but you have observed it.

Your Strife Specibus is allocated to SCYTHEKIND. You really don't have much hate much. You only hate it when people call you rude things, llke a “douche” or “dick.” Your lusus is a well... you don't even know what to call it.

Your trolltag is deviousSaint and you speãk in ã ðeƒining †øne
SGRUB STUFF, if I make him play.

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Strife Specibus: Scytheking
Fetch Modus: something gentlemanly, I'll think of it later.
Role: Druid of Sorrow
Planet: Land of Desolation and Clouds
Kernelsprite:something confusing

I've been waiting for this guy, and he's turned up at last! :P
Well, I really like him, he seems a most amenable gentletroll.

[Silly little Artist]

Ah, sorry man.
I had a weekend off from my mom's bullcrap, so I decided to finish his awesomeness.
but thanks~.