TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Veriama]

EDIT: MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE

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Yeah I was bored. None of this is actually true, it's just a "what if" scenario. As in "what if my trolls all hooked up".

IC is represented by a stylization of his head because he has no symbol.

It probably says something about how good a psychiatrist NA is that she could be hypothetical morails with IC.

....wait.... am i reading this wrong, or is cs in a matesprit with himself???

[scintillatingMoniker]

He has a slight ego problem.

(he's actually got a real matesprit but I like to emphasise how much of an asshole CS is sometimes )

[Silly little Artist]

DAMMIT SILLY LITTLE ARTIST, STOP MAKING TROLLS.



Your name is STRACH WYNULE.


You are a SEADWELLING troll and you are kind of a DOUCHE to everyone. You call yourself a FEAR RESERCHER and put a mask of KINDNESS on to fool people into telling you their FEARS. LAND DWELLERS ARE EXTREMELY STUPID, If they believe what you tell them.


You live UNDER THE SEA, in a CAVE your lusus carved out for you. Your respiteblock is a large HOLE in the side of an underwater MOUNTAIN. It is quite castle like on the inside but it just looks like a MOUNTAIN with a DOOR on it from outside.


Your Strife Specibus is set to PeprmillKind, because you heard of a HUMAN who was scared of them. IT'S KIND OF LIKE BEING AFRAID OF PICKLES AND PURPLE, really stupid in your book. You enjoy figuring out others FEARS, because you have a tendency to USE THEIR GREATEST FEAR AGAINST THEM. You wear PURPLE because it's your BLOOD colour and THE SILLIEST FEAR NEXT TO BEING SCARED OF PICKLES. You also wear a GHOST picture on your SHIRT, it's another REALLY STUPID FEAR, ghosts can't affect the living. Your LUSUS is an EEL with LEGS, for when you DECIDE to go on LAND, which is RARER THEN A BLUE MOONS.


your troll tag is xenophobicAssassin and yoü kñow e><actly what to say to iñferior scüm.


SGRUB+ other stuff

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Strife Specibus: PeprmillKind

Fetch Modus: Phobia Modus

Role: Seer of Rage

Planet: Land of Waves and Fear

Kernelsprite: Tier1-Lusus, Tier2- None


Lusus: Leggy Eel

RELATIONSHIPS

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Matesprite:

Moirail:

Kismesis:

Auspistice:

[scintillatingMoniker]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

[Veriama]

(he's actually got a real matesprit but I like to emphasise how much of an asshole CS is sometimes )

CS? ...a matesprit??
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[scintillatingMoniker]

ITaSsBECAUSEsIaMsSUCHsAsFUCKINGsCHARMERfs

no really though I'm not sure myself

All I know is that I haven't seen them in the trollslum thread or on the wiki, and that CS is actually surprisingly sweet to him.

[Silly little Artist]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

Well, I'm having an itty bitty contest with my friend to see who can make five trolls with good build, and I'm winning so far.

[fallaciousMarionette]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

Well, I'm having an itty bitty contest with my friend to see who can make five trolls with good build, and I'm winning so far.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES, I'M WINNING
I JUST
HAVE
HOMEWORK

[Silly little Artist]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

Well, I'm having an itty bitty contest with my friend to see who can make five trolls with good build, and I'm winning so far.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES, I'M WINNING
I JUST
HAVE
HOMEWORK

How many trolls have you posted?
one~?
I've posted four and working on my fifth.

[Miff]

Everybody need a pilot troll, right?




Your name is ANTIGO ESTRAT.

You have a facination with OLD TROLL TECHNOLOGY, in specific EARLY FLYING MACHINES. Your main hobby involves constuction and flight of EXACT REPLICAS of these machines. However, due to the INHERIT DANGER of the anicent designs, you've experinced a great share of INJURY from your hobby. Your LUSUS, obviously, DISAPPROVES of this reckless behavior.

Although, at five sweeps, you are a bit of a CHILD PRODIGY when it comes to historical mechanics, you unfortunently lack much knowledge of MODERN TROLL TECHNOLOGY, leaving you a bit of a LUDDITE.

Your trollTag is legendaryAeronaut and you tende to use a bite ofe archaice flaire.


Info:
Text/blood color: Green (#294e0e)
Typing quirk: Propere grammere ande punctuatione, bute addse ane e to the ende ofe alle hise wordse thate ende ine consonantse. (I might change this if it becomes too annyoing/hard to read.)
Personality: Dedicated but reckless and a bit stubborn.
Shirt symbol: Propeller
Lusus: Eagle

SGRUB info:
Strife Specibus: ???
Fetch Modus: ???
Title: Ace of Breath
Land: Land of Snow and Pillars

[fallaciousMarionette]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

Well, I'm having an itty bitty contest with my friend to see who can make five trolls with good build, and I'm winning so far.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES, I'M WINNING
I JUST
HAVE
HOMEWORK

How many trolls have you posted?
one~?
I've posted four and working on my fifth.

I'm finishing up the hair on two of the sprites, then one needs some fixing up on the coloring. Other than that it's just intros and quirks. I THINK I AM DOING PRETTY GOOD. anyways hi Flan babe how's it going?

[Silly little Artist]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YES.

MORE TROOOOLLLSSS

Or you could stop, you know. Whatever you want. >.>

Well, I'm having an itty bitty contest with my friend to see who can make five trolls with good build, and I'm winning so far.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES, I'M WINNING
I JUST
HAVE
HOMEWORK

How many trolls have you posted?
one~?
I've posted four and working on my fifth.

I'm finishing up the hair on two of the sprites, then one needs some fixing up on the coloring. Other than that it's just intros and quirks. I THINK I AM DOING PRETTY GOOD. anyways hi Flan babe how's it going?

WELL, I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH THIS TROLL, I JUST NEED TO TYPE UP IT'S INTRODUCTION

I'm doin' pretty good ranbby.

[Temperencia]

Now I have this sudden urge to make trolls.

I think I want to accept avi requests now.. Dx

[Panzerbear]

I... blame boredom and a wandering mind.

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Be the Suit

You can’t be the suit. However, you can be the troll in the suit.

Your name is Sterif Exparg. And black is back in style.

Know what else is in style? Making certain that miscreants cease displaying FILTH AND REFUSE in any medium where INNOCENT WIGGLERS could potentially see it. Which is to say, you are one of the OBLITERASERS that makes certain that PUBLICALLY ACCESSIBLE MATERIAL is safe for ALL AGE GROUPS AND SENSIBILITIES. Your crusade is not waged against merely IMAGES OF A QUESTIONABLE NATURE, but also the FOUL TAINT that is CRUDE LANGUAGE AND SLANG. It is your firm belief that the DEGRADATION OF COMMUNICATION is the first step on the slippery slope leading to the COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF TROLL SOCIETY. In fact, to further shore up the stability of your beloved society, you often replace offensive images with culturally enlightened MUSCLEBEAST ARTWORK. While your RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE occupies the majority of your time, that isn’t to say that you don’t have hobbies.

You have a great proficiency for MUSIC INCORPORATING SYNCOPATED RHYTHM, and have been known to pluck a few notes on your FOUR-STRINGED STANDING WOODEN INSTRUMENT when really letting loose. In fact, sometimes you get so caught up in the SEDUCTIVE BEAT that you go so far as to forget your sense of decorum and REMOVE YOUR TIE. Such indiscretions often lead to you insisting upon working DOUBLE OVERTIME in order to perform proper penance. You also frequently recreate CULTURAL ARTWORK, sometimes even working on an original piece, to remind yourself of what is right and good in society.

You’ve also been a long-time observer of ONLINE FORUMS, but rarely maintain a position of MODERATION for long due to accusations of ABUSE OF POWER. You’ve never felt such allegations to be just, as you were working for the common good, PRESERVING INNOCENCE and PROMOTING CLEAN LANGUAGE. Another pastime has been archery, a suitable use of time for someone of reasonably high breeding such as yourself. A position in the ARCHERADICATORS, however, had never really been your goal, and so your skill in the sport is by no means stellar.

At the moment, your STRIFE PORTFOLIO is only sparsely populated. While a BOWKIND SPECIBUS is present, you heavily favor your POLEKIND SPECIBUS, which allows you to make use of the GUARDSMAN’S BARDICHE you keep on hand. Though the weapon is antiquated, it has served you well for the past few sweeps. The usage of weapons with reach has proven borderline necessary when handling your lusus, a boar-like variety of HOOFBEAST that you’ve taken to calling TUSKSNSTUFF. You’re not sure why.

For the time being, your universal trolltag is whiteoutEnthusiast, and you speak Very clearly with little embellishment and no unnecessary modifications. However, when you get flustered, you *CENSORED* your *CENSORED* and proceed to *CENSORED FOR CONTENT*.

[scientificBlues]

For the time being, your universal trolltag is whiteoutEnthusiast, and you speak Very clearly with little embellishment and no unnecessary modifications. However, when you get flustered, you *CENSORED* your *CENSORED* and proceed to *CENSORED FOR CONTENT*.

Troll Anthony Comstock approves. Well played.

[Sarcredsleuth]

I was kind of hoping you would get on pesterchum as Deras, so Kyell could talk to him.

Pesterchum won't work on my computer :v

[Silly little Artist]

I was kind of hoping you would get on pesterchum as Deras, so Kyell could talk to him.

Pesterchum won't work on my computer :v

Sob ;A;

[Thunder Reign]

Wait, are we doing redblood AUs now? SWEET.



Your name is SCYLLA ERMINE! You love to make new friends! Unfortunately, nobody seems to want to talk to you, for a reason you can't figure out! Your dear sweet lusus never told you, being the size of a thumbnail and all. But you just have to keep trying, even through all the stabbings, just so you can find a moirail just like in the Rainbow Drinker books you found! :'D

Your trolltag is TerrificRelict and you like to~ use symbo~ls sh{a}ped like the sc{a}rs peo~ple give yo~u! Yo~u think they must be w{a}ys o~f sho~wing {a}ffectio~n!!!! }:'D

[Sarcredsleuth]

Oh.

My.

God.


That makes Scylla 100% more sympathetic.

[Sarcredsleuth]

.....Wait, what?

Oh right, introduction.

Your name is SERWÉY GERAS.

You are a...well, you aren't so special. You guess you are the calmest in the CHAOZ BROZ. That is a compliment, you guess.

You are interested in music. You love EVERY KIND OF IT. It's the soul of people. You play all instruments, but your favorite is bass. You fuckin' rip apart people's hives with it. You're THAT GOOD. You're also a psychic or something. It's some sort of thunderpower or whatever, you don't care that much.

You love fashion. You are FAMOUS thanks to it. You go by the name TROLLVEIN CLEIN, and you make so much fashion, you don't even know. You yourself don't wear fashionable clothes, though. Fashion is FOR OTHER PEOPLE. Therefore, people thinks you are a weirdo.

Of course, anyone in the CHAOZ BROZ is.

You also love martial arts. YOu practice The CRAB CRUSTA CEAN style, which involves slapping. You love it, and you will never stop, ever. Period.

Your STRIFEKIND is BASSKIND, and your trolltag is fashionableSound, anth U thpeak with a lithp.

[Doctor Tess]

Thunder Reign, that is frightening. I am frightened.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Oh god, my first troll ever as a red blood.

So depressing.

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Your name is CHERT SUZZKI, and you are a red blood.

You love TO FIGHT. It's a thrill to slash down drones, to kill purple bloods and, of course, those pesky cullers. Your life is so amazing, and if you had your mate here, it would be so much better. Unfortunately, she is dead. So is your lusus. And deep down, you feel that you too are dead. But you just push on. You have to. You have too.

Your strifekind s HALBERDKIND and your trolltag is crazedPathetically, and you lower your voice sometimes.

[Silly little Artist]

Why is it that 3/4 of my trolls would be fine with the red bloods?

[Bramzter]

Troll number uh...four? [Now in Hivestem]

> Be the Crazy Limb Swapper.



> Clean yourself

Okay,

That is better, go further with introduction

You name is Arragon Nether. And your nearing the end of your life's ULTIMATE creation!.

But before we dwell on that we should start with the basics.
Your a Yellow blooded troll, pretty low on the hemospectrum, But you don't care because BLOOD IS FOR THE WEAK. So is..Well everything of the trolls biological system, At least that is what you think.

You always had a fascination for technology, Building various things to improve your life and that of others. Most of them called your escapades USELESS WEAK-MAKING WASTE OF METAL. But you just didn't care.

It was the day you nearly escaped a BRUTAL CULLER that you began to grow disgust for TROLL BIOLOGY. Since then you have been trying to improve trolls and their lususes to prove that technological enhancements on the body are a GOOD THING.

Only nobody would want to be a test subject, so you began to make changes to your own body, Improving those useless WEAK LIMBS you had and replace it by COLD HARD STEEL, they where efficient,robust and above all Deadly
Your lusus was a Giant Jackal and was also Improved, Unfortunately it died during the latest update.

Unfortunately people would mark you as a ABOMINATION and a HERETIC. Frequent attempts of culling where beaten back by your powerful new body.

You are certain you will be heralded as the pioneer of the future, now only to finish the other half of your body.

Your trolltag is AtomicpoweredSoul [AS] and you [LOADING....100%] The new future of alternia!

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Strife Specibus: EyeBeamkind ChainFistkind FireFootkind

Fetch Modus: Debug Modus

Role: Pioneer of Metal

Planet: Land of Gears and Acid

Kernelsprite: Tier1-Lusus,Tier2- Robotic Upgrades

Lusus: Jackal with robotic Implants (Deceased)

Fraymotive

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Matesprite:

Moirail:

Kismesis:

Auspistice:

[Yukari]

Juts then altblood trolls went on the forumms OH NO WHERE DID ALTBLOODS COME FROM!

YHukari went to go get her crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to let them go loose in wild

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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you can kill a musclebeast with your bare hands. That’s a good way to kick off an introduction, right? Okay, what else is interesting about you? Say, you like romance, right? Shit yeah, YOU LIKE ROMANCE. A lot. Like, actively-shipping-your-IRL-friends a lot. You also KNOW EVERYTHING about romance. You have DEVOTED YOUR WHOLE LIFE to the study of romance. SO WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU GET A never mind we’re not talking about that.

Anything else about you? Anything?

… okay, yeah, you’re KIND OF BORING.

Your trolltag is concupiscentGrievance and YOU TEND TO TAKE ON A PAAA~SSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SINGSONGY TOOONE~ A LOT! IT CREEPS PEOPLE RIGHT THE FUCK OUUUT~~~~!

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Your name is TAVROS NITRAM and you are REALLY NOT CUT OUT to be a tealblood. The upper castes have too many SCHEMES and PLOTS, and all it’s ever gotten you is TROUBLE. You used to Flarp a lot. But you got in a couple of REALLY BAD ACCIDENTS and had to stop. You also pretty much stopped GOING OUTSIDE AT ALL on account of that, too. Staying holed up in your hive like a hermit is NOT MUCH FUN, but it is the only way you know to not have to constantly fear for your life.

You have a fondness for animals, and fortunately they like you back. This is pretty much the one thing you have going for you these days. Even though you are blind, you have taught wingbeasts to BE YOUR EYES for you. They are the sole connection you have to the outside world. Sometimes you sort of wish you could train animals to be your legs, too, but you don’t dwell on that.

Your trolltag is abjectTalent and yOU DON’T TALK TOO MUCH, tO OTHER TROLL2, tHEY D126U2T YOU, tHEY MAKE YOU FL1PP1N6 21CK,

oKAY THAT 12 A L1E, yOU ARE REALLY FL1PP1N6 LONELY,

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Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and you think everyone should just TAKE IT EASY, MANG. You are REALLY LAID BACK. It is UNREAL how laid back you are. You are fucking HORIZONTAL, mang. Mostly this is because of how often you HIT THE SLIME. Your laid-backness sometimes sort of rubs off on the people you hang around with. This is why the GOD-EMPRESS TO BE keeps you around. Also, you are pretty sure she thinks you’re hot or something. That is COOL WITH YOU, because you think she is KIND OF HOT too.

Your trolltag is glumnessAntidote and YoU SorT OF DO WhateveR ThE HelL YoU WanT, ManG.”

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"WaiT WoaH"

"WhaT ThE ShiT ManG"

"WhaT ThE ShiT ManG"

"AhahahahA"

"WoW"

"AmazinG"

"WhaT ThE ShiT"

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Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you used to smile and laugh a lot, but not so much anymore. You suppose that ought to be really depressing, but you can't really feel depressed anymore, either. You used to have a bunch of INTERESTS, but you stopped caring about them. You remember that once you liked CLOWNS. And MIRACLES. You sort of still believe in miracles, you think. Otherwise you wouldn't even be here. But you don't really care that much.

Your trolltag is tonelessComedian and yOU try yOUr bEst tO sOUnd chEErfUl bUt It jUst cOmEs Off As rEAlly fOrcEd

three more to go hur hur hur