TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Bramzter]

> Be the Troll lucky charms Mascot

Uh no....

Your name is JUDAS BONIFÁC
You are quite a LUCKY troll, mainly form OTHERS SUFFERING. You mainly amassed and hoarded the GOOD LIVE you have by tricking other trolls. Besides CONNING PEOPLE your INTERESTS are mainly FLARPING WITH HIGH STAKES and ANYTHING THAT GIVES YOU SOMEWHAT PROFIT. You aspire to be part of the feared DESERTERRAIDERS, If
you are worthy and live trough the brutal tests. You also HAVE A STRANGE AFFINITY FOR FOUR LEAF CLOVERS

You live in a HIVE that is an HOLLOWED OUT HILL but still A HIVE. You had mined various tunnels to STASH YOUR ILL GOTTEN GAINS. Your main living quarters is quite Sober. Only a RECUPERACOON and A GRUBTOP are currently in the room.

Your LUSUS is a REAL PAIN. It was A GIANT BURROWER WORM. that constantly Screwed your hive over with its erratic tunnels. You Keep it in a separate tunnel for now. Your Fetch Modus is THIEF'S BAG and Every time you want to get something you have to dig trough all the stuff you have till you find it, You constantly remind yourself that you shouldn't put dangerous things in there. You STRIFE SPECIBUS is FlintlockKind and you also have Daggerkind. A call back to your Flarping Days. You came into contact with SGRUB while trying to rob ALIEN TECHNOLOGY form a tomb, yet your steal was prevented by a archeologist troll girl

Your TrollTag is luckyProfiteer: you type perfectly fine (YOU WOULD THINK?)

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Name: Judas Bonifác
Age: 8 SolarSweeps 17 earthyears
Blood caste: #009E60 Shamrock green
Color: #009E60 Shamrock green
Lusus: Giant Tunneler Worm
Weapon: Flintlock Pistol and Dagger
Typing Quirk: types his sentences here with lowercase letters (AND CONTRADICT THEM AGAIN IN BRACKETS AND CAPS)
Shirt Symbol: A Four leafed Clover
Fraymotive

Traits:

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Planner: Likes to be on the background, watching the situation unfold
Smooth He can easily talk his will into other trolls heads, for the most time
Neurotic: If even the littlest detail goes wrong he FLIPS THE FUCK OUT
Betrayer: Can easily Kill or maim other trusted trolls, without feeling bad about it
Coward: Tends to avoid fights but fights heavily when he has to

[Spherallic]

@momatoes: Indeed! It's scary how much they have in common, but I have actually never ever seen your troll :O

[mezzoEmrys]

Should I make a new Troll?
Y/N

[crash826]

Should I make a new Troll?
Y/N

YYYYYYYY

[momatoes]

@momatoes: Indeed! It's scary how much they have in common, but I have actually never ever seen your troll :O

I just posted it near the end of the last thread. Wait, here it is.



Also I just made a Derse dream version!

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Your name is KATARIS ANSELH. You have the lowest of bloods, and have hated the royalty with a keen obsession, especially ever since your LUSUS, a giant white WORM, died by the hands of a vicious band of malicious BLUEBLOODS a few years ago. You have enacted you sweet, painful vengeance by using your PSYCHIC POWERS. Although very rarely used, this POWER enables you to perfectly see all the PREVIOUS ACTIONS that the target has done, and with this information, ACCURATELY PREDICT his next actions. Of course, this means you can only detect DEEDS and not INTENT or MOTIVES. You also use your powers in HIGH-STAKES GAMBLING, your only known method of sustenance after the death of your lusus. It is very fun, but ALWAYS WINNING has dulled its edge. You do not use your powers very often, for fear that life will become BORING and MONOTONOUS.

Your trolltag is noxiousLibris and YOU TEND TO start your sentence loudly.

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It freaks me out how similar they are

[piester]

Yay new thread cool awesome radical bodacious badass and every other word related to AWESOME! Now we can have a shack to play a video game in as aliens, which sounds really weird, actually, when you say it like that.

--forgottenLuminary [FL] responded to OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK--

FL: good a coplayer for this stupid game
FL: if it wasnt the only way to avoid dying this would probably be a horribly selling game
FL: but it seems like their is no other way
FL: i have been reading about it to increase my chances of winning
FL: and i learned about an ingenious idea about how to play this game
FL: see we can have more then two players apparently if we do a daisy chain structure for players
FL: even save more then just our own asses

[Stinkosar]

Your name is SUTA HONZU. You have a strange fascination in JAPANESE CULTURE and ELECTRONICS. Your lusus,a GIANT GREY HAWK is very protective. your blood color is Indigo ,your shirt symbol is pretty weird,looks a little like a tiny star or person you think. Your land is LAND OF SEA AND METAL,but you dont know that yet.You type in a ORANGE COLOR.. Your Trolltag is is sarcasticstar. y0u typ3 in n0 caps,and 0nly substitut3 th3 l3tt3rs e and o,I m3an 3 and 0 y0u als0 t3nd t0 use quot3s f0r sarcasm,"p30pl3 t0tally g3t it". Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is BATKIND.Your fangs are colored like your horns,and apparently something called "candy corn" you think thats what the humans called it.Your hive is on top of a hill where you can see the ocean on one side,and a bunch of metal scrap on the other,on the inside it is cluttered with sticky notes to remind you of things,becuase frankly,your memory sucks.You also hate walls of text,like this one. You are presumably 13 earth years old,or 6 solar cycles.

[CrazyMan]

>Be the robot...Who makes robots.

You are now QUIRINUS RALKE (Silent E)

You have SEVERAL INTERESTS. Including BUILDING ROBOTS. You build them because one day you DREAM OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH ROBOTS. Though, you don't act evil to someone unless you deem them a threat. One day you were A NORMAL TROLL. You eventually died, and were rebuilt with a new body. Ever since, you were interested in Robots, considering how YOU ARE ONE. You don't find much of an interest in any media besides BOOKS CONTAINING WORDS OF WISDOM FOR CREATING MECHANIC THINGS. You constantly wear a labcoat, with no real symbol. You grew out of symbols and stuff once you were a robot. Lots of mortal baggage got shrugged off when that happened, actually. Your lusus is, or rather, was a frog. All though you keep it in mystery how you died, you do tell people that your lusus died because of it, too. You live in a blank lab, with no areas for sleeping or anything, because, well, you're a freaking robot! It has a large underground area where you build robots in.

Your trolltag is roboticMechanist And you speak in a c0ld r0b0t1c t0n3. Should you deem someone a threat, you 3NT3R A RAG3 0F N0 R3TURN...AT L3AST F0R TH3 0TH3R PARTY. HAHA.

Oh yeah, and you look like this:



(I'm sorry for the horrible quality, the jpg format chewed it up and spat it out.)

[Azreal DeGeist]

aggressiveReagent began trolling Trollslum
AR: Oh stupid PROGRAM, randomize who I talk TO.
AR: According to GENERAL consensus,
AR: If I DON'T play some game for WRIGGLERS i'm going to die.
AR: ANYONE care to elaborate?

[Dalmationer]

I figured I may as well post my GNUrb troll here, because why not.




What the hell is this non-standard sprite thing's name?

905.

No, that's his Real name, we're talking his coming-of-age type name!

oh, in that case,
Nechtan Afrokrema

That's it! Your randomly generated psychoanalasis-based name is Nechtan Afrokrema.

Your mother was an incubator, your father was the contents of a test tube in the ice box in the factory of birth.
In suspended animation your childhood passed you by, so if you speak without emotion then you know the reason why.
Knowledge of the universe was burnt into your brain, as your mid-pubescent body left the ice pod behind.

Your chumhandle is aquaticAlienist and you speak with a 20endancy to 5mphise important 23ords.

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yes, as seen here in this awesome background by ArchieAnderson!

GIVE THE MAN SOME REP!

[Zaffa]

canineJammer
Calmin Elimat

Sample text:

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--canineJammer began trolling ??? at ??: ??.--

canineJammer: alright bitchez caninejammers here to lay down some phat beatZ! >:3
canineJammer: ...hellO? o3o
canineJammer: aw fucK. hes afK. ono
canineJammer: gog damn i get my phat beatz ready and nobodys here to fucken appreciate theM! >:I
canineJammer: ...aw whateveR. YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE HERe! >:I
canineJammer: BEATz. BEEEAAAAATz!! >:I

--canineJammer ceased trolling ??? at ??: ??.--

So essentially he caps's the last letter of every sentence(and the reverse if the sentence is in allcaps), uses no punctuation save sentence enders, and uses an emote at the end of every entry. Personality-wise, a bit overconfident in his musical skills, and very prone to getting all whiney and sad if nobody appreciates his "phat beatz." Also, a closet furry and into RPing as such with certain trolls. If someone else calls him out on this, he will probably leave the session to sob with his head buried in pillows or something. IN OTHER WORDS all bark, no bite. (oh god dog puns)
Blood + Text Color: #008080 (both text and blood)
Symbol: Chinese character for "dog." Gee, am I creative.
Specibus: microphonestandkind, drumstickkind
Lusus: Monstrous batwolf the size of a minivan.
Theme Song

[Tybian Sothoth]

Lookin to join a session

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- - solarRavager [SR] began trolling OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK - -
SR: / th/nk /'ve managed to d/scover a new system of stars not far from Or/ons Bump...
SR: Not that any of you wou/d care, / mean, / don't care /f any of you care whether or not /'ve potent/a//y d/scovered a few new ga/ax/es r/pe for the p/ck/ngs...
SR: Oh yes, on/y the r/pest of p/ck/ngs...
SR:......
SR: /S NOBODY ON R/GHT NOW OR SOMETH/NG...?

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[Stinkosar]

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- - sarcasticStar [SS] responded to OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK - -
SS: h3ll0? any0n3 h3r3?
SS:g0g 0n a m3mo and n0 0n3s here. "gr3at".

[piester]

-- forgottenLuminary [fL] responded to OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK--

FL: what do you guys want
FL: are you here about this stupid game
FL: well
FL: if we are going to save people why not save as many as possible
FL: otherwise please go away
FL: i have got the game in
FL: if you want to not play and die you are obviously a disgrace to the holy shtick
FL: you guys can become my client and start this fucking clusterfuck of shit if you want now

[ChaosWolf]

-- chaoticDoodling [CD] responded to OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK--
CD: How happens harrowing hallucinatory hasslers?
CD: Unknown understanding uncouth under us.
CD: What winds will we wind?
CD: Session says?

[Jurassic Lark]

"I vink the bezt ving you can ever do iz juzt be yourzelv. Everyone iz unique and i vink that you should embraze that, you know?"

Your name is THRESA CHITIN.

You absolutely adore MUSIC and love to play washboard tunes with your lusus, whom you affectionately call ‘mother’. You enjoy GIVING ADVICE to your friends and make sure that you are always readily available in case they run into any trouble. Your hive is decorated with a variety of PRESSED LEAVES and the shed EXOSKELETONS of insects that your lusus collects for you when she goes out.

Your hive is built underground as your eyes cannot stand any form of light, thankfully, you can see perfectly in the dark as your kind lusus has taken the time to coat everything in a glowing dust detectable only by yours and her eyes. You will often fall victim to terrible headaches, which your lusus tells you, are only a side effect of your psychic powers. You are able to channel the pain that others feel onto yourself and will often do so without telling them.

You love to socialise with a lot of other trolls. Your trolltag is metamorphicMelody and you talk wiv a zlight buggy aczent.

You will be invited to play a game with a group of your best friends, but due to unfortunate circumstances, will not be able to accept.

Lusus

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Weapon: String kind

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[Stinkosar]

SS: b3c0m3 y0ur cli3nt? s0unds int3r3sting,i lack b3tt3r things t0 d0 s0 sur3 why fucking n0t?

[Zaffa]

--canineJammer[CJ] responded to memo OPEN MEMO HOLY SCHTICK--
CJ: gog damn some of you losers are downright fucken unintelligiblE. >:I
CJ: anyway i wont join in on your little rumpus festivaL. im already with another group and alL. o3o
CJ: but if any of you wanna bug me ill always be oN. though unless you wanna hear my phat beatz you best leave me bE. ._.
CJ: ...anywaY. cj out mofuckaZ. :J

[ChaosWolf]

-- chaoticDoodling [CD] responded to OPEN MEMO HOLY SHTICK--

CD: Willingly wishes without wonder.
CD: Server session shall serve.
CD: Although.
CD: Cannot continue counting.
CD: Number nubs
CD: How
CD: Many
CD: Does
CD: Session
CD: Need?
CD: Willing
CD: To
CD: Join

[Stinkosar]

SS: als0 CD,if y0u 3v3r g3t int0 tr0ubl3,hit th3m with y0ur th3saurus

[ChaosWolf]

CD: Sounds slightly scandalous.
CD: Considering.
CD: It's integration.
CD: >.>
CD: <.<

[piester]

FL: as many as possible as long as you motherfuckers want in
FL: although around 8 would probably be best
FL: dont want to save to many douchebags from death
FL: for some bizzare reason
FL: i have this urge to only save a certain amount of people
FL: anyways ss person, you can connect to me if you want to

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So guys, Should we make a thread for this? also, to avoid confusion, put the rest of the memo in before you add stuff in posts, to avoid confusion, but yeah, should we make a thread for this?

[Stinkosar]

SS: 3xactly my p0int.

(Yeah, if you plan for it to be a full-fledged rp)

[ChaosWolf]

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Agreed. This is getting interesting.

[scintillatingMoniker]

IaVEsDECIDEDsTOsFINDsEVERYsTROLLsWITHsMUTATEDsBLOO DsANDsANTAGONISEsTHEsFUCKsOUTsOFsTHEMfs

HOPEFULLYsIsCANsMAKEsSOMEsOFsTHEMsCRYfs
ASsLONGsASsTHEYsTRYsNOTsTOsSTAINsANYTHINGsWITHsTHE IRsSHITTYsBLOODfs

YOUaREsFUCKINGsWELCOMEcsTROLLsSOCIETYfs

(I'm bored, and I haven't had enough assholery yet.)