TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[ChaosWolf]

Of course! I can't believe nobodies thought of this yet! It's ingenious!

[Sarcredsleuth]

I know '3'


But someone's gotta do it, right?

[scientificBlues]

How do you tell Troll Scott and NegaTroll Scott apart? They both have dark skin! Black horns, perhaps?

[Sarcredsleuth]

Or maybe



his eyes are black


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I'M ONE POST AWAY FROM MY MILESTONE

NEED TO DO ANOTHER SCOTT PILGRIM TROLL

[BenevolentDemon]

Well, I can't edit my post back in the second thread, so I guess I'll post Aradni Mintel/littleTeacup's picture here.



Oh and she's got a formspring now. Go figure.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Your name, is STEPHEN TROLL.

You are the lead singer, guitarist, and "talent" of your band. You play guitar, and sings in YOUR BAND. You want your band to BE FAMOUS, but thats just a dream for now.

Your MOIRAIL is TROLL PILGRIM, in the BIG BROTHER SENSE.

You are NOT PREFFERING MALES FOR EACH QUADRAT OF ROMANCE TYPES. AT ALL.

Your STRIFEKIND is pretty much EVERYTHINGKIND. Your trolltag is talentInbobomb, and you...tend to pause in the middle of a sentence.


sorry again

[Metaflare]

I. FUCKING. LOVE SCOTT PILGRIM.

Please do more

[Sarcredsleuth]

I will.


Trust me, this thread is going to fill up with my Scott pilgrim trolls.

[Silly little Artist]

I am really okay with this.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Wow.


One of the simplest things i have done, is one of the most loved things i have done.


\'O'/


Okay no, just wanted to post this:


Your name, is GIDEON TROLL.

You have one power, the ability to spread Psychiic powers to other Trolls, while immune to its abilities, but are also an epic mastermind, genius, and fighter. You own a string of nightclubs, and SPOILERRRRR your master plan is not to date Trollona in the end, but to cryogenically freeze her along with 6 of "Gideon's Ex-Girlfriends" whom you will date at a time of your choosing.


Your Strifekind is SWORDKIND, and you have psychic abilities as well. Your trolltag is mercilessDick, and you speak normallyHAHA

[BenevolentDemon]

...
This is awesome.
You may have guessed (from the avatar and the signature) that I FREAKING LOVE SCOTT PILGRIM so yeah this is pretty amazing.

[Alyss]

Scott Pilgrim is fucking magically delicious for my brain. I literally squee'd when I saw the Scott Pilgrim Game ref in Alterniabound.


And I hardly ever squee.

[piester]

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Oh god, I just realized why trollslum is three threads long, making trolls is FUCKING ADDICTIVE!

You are now GERINO STANNO, self proclaimed "greatest" ENGINEER on all of Alternia.

You have a knack for ENGINEERING, as previously mentioned, and also have an interest in TRYING REALLY RANDOM THINGS to see the results, because you have an OVERLY CURIOUS MIND, your other interests include ANCIENT ALTERNIAN MYTHOLOGY, GEOGRAPHY AND BY EXTENSION MAPS, although you are not good at it, TRYING TO DOMESTICATE WILD LIFE is an odd habit you have, although you should probably stop, because everything you try to domesticate ends up dying a horrible death.

You are also have HYPERSOMNIA, which means that you sleep waaaaaay to much, and usually in the most UNLUCKY OF TIMES.

You go by hypersomniacEngine on Trollian and you hhhhAVE A TENDANCY TO FIND YOURSELF FALLING ASLEEP. iiiiT'S ANNOYING!

[BenevolentDemon]

And I hardly ever squee.

Your signature made this comment about 10 times funnier.

[scientificBlues]

Your name, is GIDEON TROLL.

After hours of intensive work hauling pixels from place to place and hiring a team of top engineers to ensure each one was placed with perfect accuracy...

Or maybe about a minute with MSPaint...

Spoilers for the Scott Pilgrim game lie ahead.

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All ACTUAL WORK is by Paul Robertson (whose usual work on mechafetus is a little too NSFW for a link here). My deepest apologies, Mr. Robertson.

[polarBipede]

So many trolls
And Scott Pilgrim
And
And

[discreetScandal]

Boy, I had never heard of Scott Pilgrim before. It seems to be amazing. At least their troll versions are really cool!


... I can't stop creating trolls! I'll probably post more after my tests~

[piester]

-- hypersomniacEngine (hE) opened an Open Memo on the board ssssGRUB OH FUCK YES LET'S DO THIS! --

HE: ssssO GUYS! ssssGRUB, ANYBODY HAVE THIS GAME AND NO FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE?
HE: bbbbECAUSE iiii MEET BOTH OF THOSE REQUIREMENTS!
HE: iiiif ANYBODY WANTS TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME, iiii WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! iiii DID NOT SPEND 70 BOONDOLLARS ON A GAME TO JUST LET IT GO TO WASTE!
HE: aaaaLSO, iiii HAVE BEEN HEARING STUPID RUMOURS ONLINE THAT THIS GAME IS CAUSING THE APOCALYPSE!
HE: wwwwHAT BULLSHIT, RIGHT?

[BenevolentDemon]

Boy, I had never heard of Scott Pilgrim before. It seems to be amazing. At least their troll versions are really cool!


... I can't stop creating trolls! I'll probably post more after my tests~

YOU SHOULD READ IT.

Or at least see the movie. The movie ruled.

[discreetScandal]

-- hypersomniacEngine (hE) opened an Open Memo on the board ssssGRUB OH FUCK YES LET'S DO THIS! --

HE: ssssO GUYS! ssssGRUB, ANYBODY HAVE THIS GAME AND NO FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE?
HE: bbbbECAUSE iiii MEET BOTH OF THOSE REQUIREMENTS!
HE: iiiif ANYBODY WANTS TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME, iiii WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! iiii DID NOT SPEND 70 BOONDOLLARS ON A GAME TO JUST LET IT GO TO WASTE!
HE: aaaaLSO, iiii HAVE BEEN HEARING STUPID RUMOURS ONLINE THAT THIS GAME IS CAUSING THE APOCALYPSE!
HE: wwwwHAT BULLSHIT, RIGHT?
-- discreetScandal (DS) responded to memo --
DS: You mean those shooting stars? I wouldn't call it an apocalypse~
DS: Though they seem to be getting common~
DS: Anyway, I don't have real life friends, but I don't happen to have the game~
DS: I am kind of bored here, so maybe I should play?~
DS: I mean, if I can get the game in time~



Well, I live in a really tiny city, we don't even have a cinema here! I guess I will search for it later, the bit I've seen so far has really gotten me. Plus your signature is scary haha

[frostedWarlock]

Your name is DEHVII KREFTT.
You have a SPECIAL DUTY in the PROTECTION OF THE PYREFLIGHTS that infest the high-altitude mountains of Alternia. Special in that it's practically a SUICIDE MISSION due to the pyreflights HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE NATURE. You coat yourself in STEEL RUNES in order to be able to interact with the pyrelights without being SET AFLAME. You also have taken up ROCKCLIMBING in order to help get around your hive. Survival aside, you also like PUZZLES, though you have yet to find anyone that shares said interest.
Your name is devilfishWrangler and you like to ~<}|keeps|all|inhabitants|in|seperate|cages
Strife Specibus: SHIELDKIND
Lusus: No specifics, but most likely one of the many pyreflights inhabiting your hive.
Blood color: #828a73

[Miff]

Just if anyone was interested, I've sent the request to the artist I wanted to commission with this description:

... If you're familiar with the webcomic "Homestuck" you should be able to follow what I'm talking about easily, but if not, I hope this is good enough reference for you:

I'd like you to draw a fan character of mine based on an alien species from said comic (picture, however good that will do, seeing as it's in the comic's minimalist style) that I use for roleplaying sometimes. The best written description would be basically a young human with grey skin, black hair, orange/yellow horns, orange eyes, fangs, and depending on the artist sometime pointy ears.

I guess I'll keep updating this thread to see how it goes.

[Domoz]

I guess it's about time I posted this guy here, huh?



Your name is VICTOR CATENA and you are kind of a little bit of a sea troll. Your mutant RED-VIOLET BLOOD is a very useful tool when it comes to tricking people, as you can generally convince high bloods that you've gotten a gill cut off in a FLARPING ACCIDENT, while in reality YOU HAVE NEVER FLARPED BEFORE. When it comes to low bloods you are generally just accepted you as you are. You love SCIENCE, especially CHEMISTRY, but are not very good at it. You've tried to use it to keep the SEAGRIFTS from attacking your hive, but every time you do it results in disaster.

You live in somebody's abandoned hive, which you have remodeled into a LIGHTHOUSE. You think it would be really cool to live underwater, but you have a condition that you like to call UNDERWATER ATSMA on a account of your single gill.
Your Lusus is a GIANT FLYING JELLYFISH, which you love and think is a PRETTY SWEET THING TO HAVE FOR A LUSUS.

Your Strife Specibus was by mistake set to be FESTIVELIGHTKIND, but eventually you got a friend of yours to give you a blank card, witch again by accident you set it to be CHAINKIND. You are actually pretty good with both of them now.

Your troll handle is uselessMonoxide and interdum you replace the words in your sentences with those from another language

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You also have some buddies that are good at art and drew pictures of you. You them (but don't tell them that)

[Dr. Gunsforhands]

EF: I too be lovin' all of this Troll Pilgrim ARRt. X:D
EF: And I'm not even supposed to break the fourth wall!
EF: Anyway, I guess I should probably troll someone. X:/

- - errantFlotilla (EF) began trolling cannonForger (CF) - -
EF: Ahoy, Veri!
EF: I thought ye might want to know, I think there be a storm headed in yer direction. It'll probably hit later tonight.
EF: So ye might want to stARRt bringin' in all yer sensitive equipment or whatever ye've got out right now.

[Zaffa]

- - errantFlotilla (EF) began trolling cannonForger (CF) - -
EF: Ahoy, Veri!
EF: I thought ye might want to know, I think there be a storm headed in yer direction. It'll probably hit later tonight.
EF: So ye might want to stARRt bringin' in all yer sensitive equipment or whatever ye've got out right now.
CF: Thanks! for! the! warning! EF!!
CF: Fortunately! I've! battened! every! hatch! I! could! batten! so! I! should! be! good!!
CF: ...Hopefully!!