TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Sarcredsleuth]

Your name is ANGRAI SACKER.

You life sucked since the very beginning. You were born WITHOUT A VOICE. And to top it off, you were born as a ''filty lowblood'', so that kinda sucks hard. In a way, you kind of are Alternia's biggest buttmonkey ever. But you don't care. You have learned not to care. Your interests are MUSIC. Your favorite style of it, is ROCK. Not heavy metal, not classic, just ROCK. You really want to play drums, but suck at it beyond belief. You have to learn to like to play BASS instead. You also like COOKING. You love SPICY FOOD the most however.


Your Lusus is some sort of Lion that shouts every goddamn time, to taunt you? Who cares, it's your lusus and he protects you from Alternia. Though you suspect that he finds you unworthy thanks to your lack of a voice.

Your hive is located in the coldest reaches of the mountains of Alternia. Your Psycic powers is PYROKINESIS, which is one of the reason you live there.

If you would ever play SGRUB, Your land would be THE LAND OF NOTES AND ICE, which is the most fitting land ever. Your Title would be The Soldier of Fire.

Your StrifeSpeci is HAMMERKIND, and your Trolltag is deafRage, And you tend TO TEND TO SPICE YOUR TEXT UP A LITTLE BIT.

[Cevaztyen]

Bwahahahaha, Ceva, that is an awesome troll. Thumbs u-

...Uh. High fi-

Er.

Handsha-

Shit.

"Hahaahahahah! Excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's gray!"

-Troll Raditz

Jegus, I'll now go to sleep with the image of AF headbutting doors. And knobs. Thank you!

You're welcome!

Your name is KAMENA RANGAR.

I knew then that everything after would be gold.

I had fun thinking up her interests and stuff.

[Bramzter]

Yeah, Some NPC Trolls for future extra plot!



Your name is Mathea Aras

You are the only surviving team member of your old team, that is one of the two survivors, but you don't count HIM because it was HIS fault in the first place. You don't possess anything anymore. your lusus is dead, blah blah blah you don't have time for this!

Your Blood color is dark red, That is bad...right? Actually you don't care about the homo-spectrum at all, just like your old friends, You where part of a team consisting of the most powerful THIEF'S on alternia, Using your powers you robbed many trolls of their riches, Yet the team was BETRAYED from within and now we are here.

You about to visit the betrayer after Days, No SWEEPS of searching you finally found him, you brought some old friends. Your gonna make him pay

Your trolltag is technicNecromancer and you Are happy, "You Monster"



You are Nathiel Zeveran, although the guy next to you has a other name you have all one thing in COMMON,

You are all part of a famed thief's team, You are all Betrayed and You are all dead, well.. sort of.

ONE of your LIVING TEAM MEMBERS Built a new body for us all and infused it with our souls. Along with that person we are planning revenge.

We Will Make Him Pay.

You all have the same TrollTag brawlerBots and you We talk as one but speak as many

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I cant make good robot sprites, ugh
I will use em later as NPCs
To Clarify Those are the victims of LP's latest scheme and they are out for revenge

[MonMillennia]

So, uh. I didn't know if I should do this but I did anyway! The only thing I really didn't know what to do uniquely was a shirt symbol. Not to mention my picture is kinda crappy anyway! (I'm just learning how to use GIMP, since I'm broke as all get-out). If anyone wants to improve on it, go ahead!



Your name is NEVEST HIBANA.

You are high on the BLOOD CASTE for a land dweller... but you don't really care about that, unless other people do. Then you just kind of GO ALONG WITH IT. You are one of few trolls who have developed a unique FASHION SENSE... unfortunately, you SUCK AT FASHION, and your most common wear is incredibly mishmash and influenced by your LOVE OF NOIR FILMS AND FASHION. You also have a more common interest in ALL SORTS OF TIME PERIODS, from FAR FUTURISTIC to TROLL MEDIEVAL.

People generally regard you as a NICE GUY until they mention a certain topic THAT YOU SHALL NOT MENTION HERE. For it sends you into a RAGE. The mention of this topic is such an affront to your ears you can HARDLY CONTROL YOURSELF, wanting to just TEAR EVERYTHING APART.

But instead you try to build EXTRAVAGANT CONTRAPTIONS, fancying yourself as a AMATEUR MAD SCIENTIST. Despite your love of TROLL MEDIEVAL BATTLES you kind of also love CONTRAPTIONS THAT COULD DEFY PHYSICS AS YOU KNOW THEM. You someday hope to marry these two loves and form an elite order known as the the TECHKNIGHTERRORS, of which would serve as the forefront to an ARMY.

The division between loving such TROLL MEDIEVAL TIMES or being a MAD SCIENTIST OF GOOD perplexes you every day, and you tend to have NOT A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF, even when you get REALLY EXCITED about projects. A lot of people tend to regard you as a FREAK.

Your lusus wasn't all that extravagant, some MONOCHROME BEAR which cared for you on the FAR EASTERN REACHES OF TROLL CIVILIZATION.

If you were to play a game which transported you to a foreign land, you are almost certain you would find yourself smack dab in the middle of the LAND OF CASTLES AND CRYSTAL SPIRES, mish-mashing your favorite time periods. You have a feeling you'd be known as the SOLDIER OF FURY.

Though you have never played any games of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING (though you desperately want to), your practice with your AXEKIND abstratus when no one is looking. You kind of want to pick up a LANCEKIND or BLADEKIND abstratus, but they're so common you'd feel cheap.

Your trolltag is chivalrousTechnician and you Tend-to-string words together slow, as part of a prose, with old language inflections that you doth impose... until you lose your self control and start ranting in frivolous detail using extravagant phrases and with great haste!

If anyone wants to suggest things (Whether I should be using italics, improvements on the picture, what other details I should add...) lemme know! I'm new at this. Also I want a color kind of between Deep Sky Blue and Royal Blue on the colors...if anyone could help with that.

[Cevaztyen]

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So, uh. I didn't know if I should do this but I did anyway! The only thing I really didn't know what to do uniquely was a shirt symbol. Not to mention my picture is kinda crappy anyway! (I'm just learning how to use GIMP, since I'm broke as all get-out). If anyone wants to improve on it, go ahead!



Your name is NEVEST HIBANA.

You are high on the BLOOD CASTE for a land dweller... but you don't really care about that, unless other people do. Then you just kind of GO ALONG WITH IT. You are one of few trolls who have developed a unique FASHION SENSE... unfortunately, you SUCK AT FASHION, and your most common wear is incredibly mishmash and influenced by your LOVE OF NOIR FILMS AND FASHION. You also have a more common interest in ALL SORTS OF TIME PERIODS, from FAR FUTURISTIC to TROLL MEDIEVAL.

People generally regard you as a NICE GUY until they mention a certain topic THAT YOU SHALL NOT MENTION HERE. For it sends you into a RAGE. The mention of this topic is such an affront to your ears you can HARDLY CONTROL YOURSELF, wanting to just TEAR EVERYTHING APART.

But instead you try to build EXTRAVAGANT CONTRAPTIONS, fancying yourself as a AMATEUR MAD SCIENTIST. Despite your love of TROLL MEDIEVAL BATTLES you kind of also love CONTRAPTIONS THAT COULD DEFY PHYSICS AS YOU KNOW THEM. You someday hope to marry these two loves and form an elite order known as the the TECHKNIGHTERRORS, of which would serve as the forefront to an ARMY.

The division between loving such TROLL MEDIEVAL TIMES or being a MAD SCIENTIST OF GOOD perplexes you every day, and you tend to have NOT A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF, even when you get REALLY EXCITED about projects. A lot of people tend to regard you as a FREAK.

Your lusus wasn't all that extravagant, some MONOCHROME BEAR which cared for you on the FAR EASTERN REACHES OF TROLL CIVILIZATION.

If you were to play a game which transported you to a foreign land, you are almost certain you would find yourself smack dab in the middle of the LAND OF CASTLES AND CRYSTAL SPIRES, mish-mashing your favorite time periods. You have a feeling you'd be known as the KNIGHT OF FURY.

Though you have never played any games of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING (though you desperately want to), your practice with your AXEKIND abstratus when no one is looking. You kind of want to pick up a LANCEKIND or BLADEKIND abstratus, but they're so common you'd feel cheap.

Your trolltag is chivalrousTechnician and you Tend-to-string words together slow, as part of a prose, with old language inflections that you doth impose... until you lose your self control and start ranting in frivolous detail using extravagant phrases and with great haste!

If anyone wants to suggest things (Whether I should be using italics, improvements on the picture, what other details I should add...) lemme know! I'm new at this. Also I want a color kind of between Deep Sky Blue and Royal Blue on the colors...if anyone could help with that.

Maybe that tie he is wearing could function as a symbol for Nevest.

[MonMillennia]

Maybe that tie he is wearing could function as a symbol for Nevest.

Maybe! It does work, in a way - I don't think anyone else has something simple as an open tie for a symbol!

(Even if I hate that tie - it was the first part I did with gimp and wow did I suck at it! But I like the idea of the tie...)

[Cevaztyen]

Maybe that tie he is wearing could function as a symbol for Nevest.

Maybe! It does work, in a way - I don't think anyone else has something simple as an open tie for a symbol!

(Even if I hate that tie - it was the first part I did with gimp and wow did I suck at it! But I like the idea of the tie...)

Well, practice makes perfect, and you can always tweak the design bit by bit. Also mastering the paths tool, as was my case.

[Cevaztyen]

- - someGuy [SG] began trolling armlessFighter [AF]

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SG: Is THAT the SHIRT that YOU are really going to wear?
SG: IT is just a little STICK FIGURE with no ARMS.
SG: IT is like wearing a little PICTURE of YOURSELF.
SG: Why not just make a recursive ONE? like, YOU wearing a SHIRT depicting YOU wearing the same SHIRT, etc, etc.
SG: See now THAT would be pretty cool.
AF: Naw, less is more!
AF: There is great beauty in simplicity and tends to be more memorable, if not awesome that way.
AF: Take Supertroll, for instance. Nothing but an "S" and the thing's the most iconic superhero thing ever!
AF: Also, you're likely not to be taken seriously if you wear a picture of a face with a face on it.
AF: Example.
armlessFighter [AF] has sent you TrollCheGuevara(imagine the horns on him).img

- - errantFlotilla [EF] began trolling justiceRider [JR] - -

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EF: Ahoy JR! How be life beneath the salty waves?
EF: I be doin' a supply run to the Western continent. Be ye in need of anythin'?
JR: Oh, awesome. It is a lady OF THE SEA.
JR: Things are fine down here. Waters have been getting rough, though.
JR: Anyways, sure there are some things I need picked up somewhere on the Western continent.
JR: Since you're going there anyways then can you pick up... my ORDER?
JR: Though I must ask that you... uh... not actually look at it.

[Thunder Reign]

So I saw this picture of the 11th Doctor Who and his Companion and decided it needed... a troll touch. Behold, Trolldor Who feat. theoreticalDetective and tentacleReign! (oh god TD i am so sorry)

Oh, and while I'm at it, have some sad little tentacleReign sketches. Warning, amputated leg in one drawing, but it's not very detailed.

[Sarcredsleuth]

So I saw this picture of the 11th Doctor Who and his Companion and decided it needed... a troll touch. Behold, Trolldor Who feat. theoreticalDetective and tentacleReign! (oh god TD i am so sorry)

[Cevaztyen]

So I saw this picture of the 11th Doctor Who and his Companion and decided it needed... a troll touch. Behold, Trolldor Who feat. theoreticalDetective and tentacleReign! (oh god TD i am so sorry)

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[inkvirus]

weapon is two videogame controllers tied together to be used as nunchucks
lusus is an anubis jackal: he'll kinda look like this
she has a third eye on top of her forehead
YAAAAAY

[Sarcredsleuth]

That's a lovely sprite, Ink!

[inkvirus]

Thanks!

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Okay, here's what's going on. I have an open window of time. I have to go to my play tonight, and I'm not sure if I'll have time to update my adventure. I have plans for a future adventure featuring a troll character who I've been plotting out (it's not a Sburb adventure, though - you'll see). I have nothing better to do. Therefore:

Your name is MAZENI SWELVE.

You are an AMATEUR MECHANICAL ENGINEER and have made a hobby out of taking apart OLD TECHNOLOGY to see how it works and seeing if you can PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. As such you are A BIT OF A JUNK HOARDER, which combined with your relatively low class has cut you off from ALTERNIAN SOCIETY. Not that you mind. You are a relatively quiet person, at least as quiet as one can be when you CONTSTANTLY WORK WITH MACHINERY. You enjoy READING and STUDYING in your spare time.

Your HIVE functions as a GARAGE AND WAREHOUSE for the stuff you've built, and you live with your LUSUS, a hulking beast who nonetheless cares for you, though he can be A BIT OVERPROTECTIVE. You are glad to have such a strong CUSTODIAN, seeing that you are ACTUALLY QUITE DAINTY and his strength helps in some of your TOUGHER PROJECTS.

Your trolltag is technicalSavant and you FIND Yourself trailing off your sentences a lot

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Note that the name isn't final - as I said, I plan on using her in a future adventure and I'll see if anyone suggests a name, but for now, I based her on one of the other kids in the aforementioned play, so the name is based off of hers.

EDIT: And because I have too much time on my hands:



With Goggles



Alterniabound Style (I tried, okay?)

EDIT 2: I CAN'T STOP MAKING SPRITES FOR THIS GIRL HELP ME



With Overshirt (in case it wasn't clear, that's supposed to be a shirt tied around her waist)

[LordGabon]

Okay, here's what's going on. I have an open window of time. I have to go to my play tonight, and I'm not sure if I'll have time to update my adventure. I have plans for a future adventure featuring a troll character who I've been plotting out (it's not a Sburb adventure, though - you'll see). I have nothing better to do. Therefore:

Your name is MAZENI SWELVE.

You are an AMATEUR MECHANICAL ENGINEER and have made a hobby out of taking apart OLD TECHNOLOGY to see how it works and seeing if you can PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. As such you are A BIT OF A JUNK HOARDER, which combined with your relatively low class has cut you off from ALTERNIAN SOCIETY. Not that you mind. You are a relatively quiet person, at least as quiet as one can be when you CONTSTANTLY WORK WITH MACHINERY. You enjoy READING and STUDYING in your spare time.

Your HIVE functions as a GARAGE AND WAREHOUSE for the stuff you've built, and you live with your LUSUS, a hulking beast who nonetheless cares for you, though he can be A BIT OVERPROTECTIVE. You are glad to have such a strong CUSTODIAN, seeing that you are ACTUALLY QUITE DAINTY and his strength helps in some of your TOUGHER PROJECTS.

Your trolltag is technicalSavant and you FIND Yourself trailing off your sentences a lot

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Note that the name isn't final - as I said, I plan on using her in a future adventure and I'll see if anyone suggests a name, but for now, I based her on one of the other kids in the aforementioned play, so the name is based off of hers.

Hah. I love it. Need to be more grease-monkey chicks in my opinion.

Pray she doesn't stumble into Erhard's Hivestem. Nothing like floor after floor of retro sci-fi junk to take apart and fool around with...

[piester]

You are STEVEN XYLORN, but most people just call you WASTE OF LIFE or GIANT DOUCHEBAG, both of those are fitting names for you, but aren't unfortunately.

You have a variety of interests, none of which you like to make that big a deal out of, because you don't give a shit about how much other people know about your interests.

BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, YOUR INTERESTS ALREADY GOD DAMNIT!

Fine, sheesh.

You have a fondness of DRAWING, although you are AWFUL AT IT, you also enjoy WRITING ON WIKIS, Although on most of said wikis, people think you are a TROLLING BY THE HUMAN DEFINITION OF THE WORD, Which is, by the way, another thing you have an interest in doing, you also sometimes try to WRITE NOVELS, but you simply don't care enough to write something so big, so you write smaller things, such as things for WIKIS as previously mentioned, because you actually care enough to write something of that size.

You like to be DIFFERENT then everybody else, because you are a HIPSTER like that, although you will never admit it, because you are SELF LOATHING LIKE THAT.

Your hates would be a much bigger list then your interests if you cared enough to list them all, if only because hating is an easier way to be different from most people then having weird interests, thanks to this, you live a mostly friendless life, even your LUSUS finds you annoying.

Your trolltag is carelessWeirdo and you Don' car enoug t finis you word.

[Yukari]

Moving mutant-redblood-AU-Equius here from the image manip thread so that he can properly join his fantroll brethren.

*Desnip!*

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Story behind this one: the person who made Red Dead Virgo kind of set off a small fad of making sprite edits of different-blooded trolls, and because I'm an unoriginal fuck I jumped on the bandwagon. I posted a ton of these on MSPAchan and then decided to grow some balls and repost them here under an actual name. This is the idea I started with:



Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK and you should never have been hatched. You are GROTESQUELY STRONG, of course, but it is your MUTANT RED BLOOD that marks you as the MONSTER you are. Unfortunately for society at large, you are basically impossible to cull; unfortunately for you, they won't stop trying. You cannot recall a time when you were not fighting for your life, but you have basically gotten used to it. Sometimes, you like to think that one day, you will show them. You will SHOW THEM ALL.

But you don't actually believe that.

And then someone pointed out that he looks like Cameron Poe and this happened:

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[S]Equius: Reunite with your loving moirail and her Lusus.

*how_do_i_live.mp3*

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Just kidding! You don't actually have a moirail or anything. Nobody wants anything to do with a bizarre freak of nature like you.

You continue to be sad and alone.

And then I had more of these but yeah I'm gonna stop now stupid stupid dumb

And it's still up in the air as to whether I will post any more of these 'cause I still think it's sorta dumb :T

[Sarcredsleuth]

That is sad.

[Cevaztyen]

It is sad, but I want MORE.

[Doctor Tess]

I'm a little reluctant to add him to the OP, though, considering he's just an alternate version of a canon character. I dunno, if you have any objections feel free to yell at me or whatever.

[Cevaztyen]

Maybe a new thread should be made for AU characters? Like, say, trolls with their blood colors changed, or trolls as humans, or something.

[Yukari]

I'm a little reluctant to add him to the OP, though, considering he's just an alternate version of a canon character. I dunno, if you have any objections feel free to yell at me or whatever.

Admittedly I have no idea where he goes either so ¯\(°_o)/¯

Maybe a new thread should be made for AU characters? Like, say, trolls with their blood colors changed, or trolls as humans, or something.

Maybe this could work.

[Metaflare]

Well, we've been told to put all charicterization in the trollslum, but for all intents and purposes those alt-blood trolls are image manips.

so...

i dunno

[Stinkosar]

Why isn't Team T8TEoSPS on the team list?