TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Silly little Artist]

Oh and an update on Lileni.

Your name is LILENI MIWONK


You live near the polar icecaps of your planet, far enough away that you could still go outside, not freeze and there is a spring time where the sun shines on the snow. Respiteblock looks like a burrow in the ground, but it is quite spacious.

you have a strong love for drawing, you mostly enjoy drawing other troll's lusus'. You like to do other things too, like painting rainbows on the walls and talking to people.

Your Strife Specibus is allocated to CleaverKind. The only thing you don't like is sarcasm, it really is just annoying to you, you could even put up with some one yelling at you the whole time. Some people think your overly happy attitude is annoying, but some other people enjoy it a lot! Your lusus is a oversized rabbit, with large claws. You can ride her back and she likes to dig holes to make your hive bigger, isn't that the nicest?

you have no idea about the Hemospectrum, so you act as if everyone is equal. This tends to get annoying to some people.

Your troll tag is artisticWoodler and you dra~g o~u~t yo~ur vo~we~ls to~ i~mi~ta~te~ a~ si~ng so~ng vo~i~ce~! Yo.u. ta.lk li.ke. thi.s whe.n yo.u.'re. pi.sse.d! a.lmo.st li.ke. ye.lli.ng! You only drop your quirk around one person and they know who they are.


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Strife Specibus: CleaverKind
Fetch Modus: Three Senses Modus (feel, smell, and taste)
Role: Baroness of Sound
Planet: Land of Art and Rivers
Kernelsprite: Tier1-Rabbit, Tier2-(I'll think of it later)

Blood Color: #003399 (deep blue)
Type Color: #FF9999
Symbol: doubledagger ‡
Lusus: Rabbit

RELATIONSHIPS

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Matesprite:darkChaoz
Moirail: bellicoseVelvet
Kismesis: darkChaoz
Auspistice: ???

[Cevaztyen]

This is definitely not this troll. Shut up.



You are the KAMEN MASKED HELMETED RANGER RIDER DRIVER! Everything about you is UNKNOWN! Nobody knows WHO you are or WHERE you came from, but they know that you have a STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE! You do get very DEFENSIVE when asked about your TOTALLY SECRET IDENTITY, though!

You arrive to help those being plagued by INJUSTICE, driving on a super rare, black OCEANHOPPER that totally has not been painted that way! You fight using ferocious KICKS! If that is not enough, then you threaten to employ the use of your PUNCHES! This is usually used as a threat, though, as you never go through with your threat, the announcement that you may resort to using your fists being enough! You really hope someone doesn’t push you that far! Really, REALLY hope!

You do not use a trolltag, not being one to risk leaking your identity to others! On occasion YOUR DRAMATIC SPEECHES TEND TO turn a bit meeker from time to, uh, time.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Haha, Cevaz, everytime you do a troll you do it awesome!

[Temperencia]

(Ohsheeeeeet, is it too late to apply in teams? )

[Bramzter]

Its never to late, Teams will pop up soon enough

Or start one yourself!

[Sarcredsleuth]

I was going to start one, but hey, i think i need a good troll for that.


Back to the drawing board!

[Metaflare]

SHIT GUYS THIS TROLL IS NSFW DONT LOOK IF YOUR BOSS IS HOVERING OVER YOUR SHOULDER OKAY


OKAY I WARNED YOU DOG



Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

[Cevaztyen]

SHIT GUYS THIS TROLL IS NSFW DONT LOOK IF YOUR BOSS IS HOVERING OVER YOUR SHOULDER OKAY


OKAY I WARNED YOU DOG

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Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

My GOG, have you no decency?!

Haha, Cevaz, everytime you do a troll you do it awesome!

Thanks! Really want to put my two three trolls in a SGRUB team now that I imagine how they'd act.

[Metaflare]

Decency? What nonsense is this poppycock.

[LordGabon]

SHIT GUYS THIS TROLL IS NSFW DONT LOOK IF YOUR BOSS IS HOVERING OVER YOUR SHOULDER OKAY


OKAY I WARNED YOU DOG



Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

Dear GOG. I have children in the room. Now they're all like,

"Mr. Gabon sir, why does that man have a icky bucket on his head?!"
"Only doctors are supposed to touch buckets like that. He's not a doctor! Waaah!"
"Mr. Gabon sir, please don't throw more acid in my face."

Look what you've done. Shame on you.

The childrens. Think of them.

[scientificBlues]

Metaflare, there is a line. You have crossed that line. You have crossed that line so far your fate is beyond mods, or admins, or even Hussie himself.

You have to deal with these guys:

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And Troll Anthony Comstock doesn't look too happy.

[LordGabon]

Metaflare, there is a line. You have crossed that line. You have crossed that line so far your fate is beyond mods, or admins, or even Hussie himself.

You have to deal with these guys:

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And Troll Anthony Comstock doesn't look too happy.

I literally peed myself a bit. Oh god.

This needs to be done. This needs to happen. If I had the time, I would totally do it...

[Metaflare]

[Volpicks]

Metaflare, there is a line. You have crossed that line. You have crossed that line so far your fate is beyond mods, or admins, or even Hussie himself.

You have to deal with these guys:

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And Troll Anthony Comstock doesn't look too happy.

These guys should be made into a Hivebent team.

[Sarcredsleuth]

And now for a shameless Karkat-rip-off.



Your name is SERTUP RESERG.

You are a FREAK OF NATURE. You were born with half your face destroyed, making it a nessecity to rebuild your face with robot parts. This makes you a...''rare'' troll on Alternia.


You love to dismember things, and then dismebering the dismembered parts. This makes you a very bloodthirsty troll, which in turn scares off other Trolls. You just want a friend though.

You love movies. You have every kind of them. Action, comedy, romance, everything. Your favorites are those with TROLL NIC CAGE. But only because they are so laughably bad. But otherwise you only love fantastic movies with a solid plot and cast.

You also loves robots, given that you are one already. You have a army of incompetent robots at your side. They are very incompetent.

You are part of the CHAOZ BROZ. You are Not proud of it. You have blue blood, but no one cares. You are a freak, so who should care?



Your trolltag is dismemberingBerzerker and you tend TO bE ALL ANGRY A&D SHIT

Your Strife Spec is CHAINSAWKIND and Your lusus is dead.

[loner-kid]

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?
FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?

[Psiberpunk]

(Picture coming soon)

>tell us your stupid name already.

Gog. Be an asshole, then.

Your name is KACPAR MACIUK

You live in a small respiteblock near the Educatateria where trolls are schoolfed for higher learning, but have yet to accomplish that yourself.

You have a variety of interests, but most of them are HALF-ACCOMPLISHED, and discarded quickly for something else. In fact you have a little trouble concentrating on what you're doing sometimes.

You have a variety of interests, but.... uh, we did this part already.

What else? Right. Your MEMORY is a little bad, and sometimes you forget stuff. Probably from the SUGARY BREWS you pop back, but whatever, right? You keep a handy notebook on you at all times for keeping track of goals. You lose it, once in a while.

You like machines and gadgets, and aspire towards a job as an ARTIFABRICATOR making neat little inventions. Most of your inventions tend to explode. You are optimistic, though.

Your lusus is the Alternian Cave Sloth, with two pairs of arms.

Your trolltag is aspartameGadgeteer and you tend to drift from the point a little, or forget what you were going to say.

[Panzerbear]

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SHIT GUYS THIS TROLL IS NSFW DONT LOOK IF YOUR BOSS IS HOVERING OVER YOUR SHOULDER OKAY


OKAY I WARNED YOU DOG



Your name is EBUTIK SHROWK. You have a variety of INTERESTS
TROLL ROMANCE is NOT ONE OF THOSE INTERESTS. You fail EPICALLY in EVERY SINGLE QUADRANT. Because of this, you have dedicated your life to FREAKING TROLLS OUT EVERYWHERE with your PERVERTED STUNTS.
Said STUNTS involve wearing a bucket on your head and travelling the planet as BUCKETMAN, SCOURGE OF THE ROMANCE. If you see two trolls sloppily making out; BUCKETMAN. If you see two trolls about to kill eachother; BUCKETMAN. If you see one troll mediating between two others; BUCKETMAN.
You also like to play DRUMS but that is not as fun as FREAKING OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Also you have NO FRIENDS.
You LOSER.

Your trolltag is pailRomance and B|_|ckets are forever!!!

i had too much fun making this guy

...I was contemplating whether or not to prototype a kernelsprite with the filial pail, but I'm pretty sure you just won right there.

[Psiberpunk]

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?
FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.

[Metaflare]

...I was contemplating whether or not to prototype a kernelsprite with the filial pail, but I'm pretty sure you just won right there.

i am the winner
it is me

[The One Guy]

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?
FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.
-- CURRENT memeticLaughter [ML] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
ML: Sgrub.
ML: Have you heard of it?
ML: It is very good for ≠ dying a horrible flaming death, provided you do things →.
ML: I'm already on the team, by the way.

[loner-kid]

-- FUTURE egregiousLarcinist [FEL] opened memo on board 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
FEL: RighT
FEL: IF EveryonE CoulD JusT PretenD ThaaT I'M NoT FroM ThE FuturE FoR AA MomenT TheN WE CaaN PretenD I Don'T AalreaadY KnoW WhO EndS UP JoininG
FEL: I MeaaN, GoG, I'vE HaaD EnougH OF Pre-determinaatioN
--CURRENT deviousSaint [CDS] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CDS: I'm nø† in†eres†eð in jøining. I ãm ðeeply sørry.
CDS: perhãps ãnø†her †ime?
FEL: ...
FEL: WordS CaannoT EveN DescribE WhaaT I'M ThinkinG RighT NoW
FEL: ThaaT WaaS AA CompletelY UselesS ResponsE
FEL: PolitE AanD WelL MeaaninG...
FEL: BuT VerY VerY UselesS
FEL: It'S NoT LikE I CaamE AanD AaskeD YoU DirectlY NoW WaaS IT?
FEL: AanyonE AarounD HerE AactuaalY WaanT IN?
-- CURRENT aspartameGadgeteer [CAG] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
CAG: Uh, what was this for again?
CAG: I mean I wrote down that I wanted to join, but now I can't remember what this is for.
CAG: I'm all for not dying horribly. I think.
CAG: I even wrote it down and underlined it.
-- CURRENT memeticLaughter [ML] responded to 'Team beat everyone else... Recruitment... Not dieing a horrible flamming death... etc.'--
ML: Sgrub.
ML: Have you heard of it?
ML: It is very good for ≠ dying a horrible flaming death, provided you do things →.
ML: I'm already on the team, by the way.
FEL: ThaaT ExplaainS SO MucH AabouT YoU AaG
FEL: ReaallY IT DoeS
FEL: I'lL LeT YoU TwO SorT IT OuT FroM HerE

link to the thread - http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...in-first/page4

[Doctor Tess]

Dear god, Metaflare. Get that smut out of my thread this instant. Do you want us all to be banned or something? JEEZ

also hi llama, think you could actually give us his trolltag, etc?

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[llamamiah]

>Be the first annoying twin.



You are now DETECT DABURU.

You are an ATYPICAL BLUEBLOOD, in that you DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM. You instead spend your days solving the problems of all trolls in the city, with your ADOPTIVE TWIN BROTHER/PARTNER working as your researcher. Your Hive is located in the large, wind-powered city of TROLLFUTO. Because of the location, most find it to be QUITE AVERAGE-SIZED. However, most don't know of the SECRET BASEMENT.The basement stretches for several kilometers downwards, made entirely of metal. Your Lusus is an odd CHIMERA, formed from THREE DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ANIMALS. It has the body and head of a SINGLE-HORNED IRON CHARGEBEAST, the back legs and tail of a TROLLESQUE FURRED FIGHTER SCREAMBEAST, and the wings of a BULLET-SPEED FEATHERBEAST.

You spend most of your time in the ABOVEGROUND FLOORS, taking cases from other Trolls, and solving them in a timely fashion, as any good HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE would. You use FISTKIND, STAFFKIND, and MAGNUMKIND as your Strife Specibi. Your Modus is the CASE MODUS, where every item is treated as a detective case, which is given its own FILE, which features ALWAYS-RETRIEVABLE INFORMATION, that lets you find the things needed to SOLVE THE CASE, and RETRIEV THE ITEM.

Your TROLLTAG IS masterDetective, And you tend to 2peak in a vvay that makes people vvonder "vvhat'2 vvith that guy?"

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Land: Land of Cyclones and Pranksters
Title: Sleuth of Jokers

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Also, I kinda want to start a team of my own. Anyone want to join a (potentially) cool team?

[Metaflare]

Dear god, Metaflare. Get that smut out of my thread this instant. Do you want us all to be banned or something? JEEZ

also hi llama, think you could actually give us his trolltag, etc?

PARADOX EDIT: much better

I am the best troll