So did I. I didn't think I was solving the problem as much as clarifying that the problem didn't exist in the first place.
Okay I actually have no idea what the fuck is going on, because somebody's fansprite in the image manip thread was apparently baleeted or devoured by the server or I don't know what. So I'm going to top off the set and be done.
Your name is ARADNI MINTEL. You grew up in a giant LOW CLASS HIVECLUSTER without a LUSUS; you had one once, but one day she just wandered off and never returned. You're sure she just got LOST, or maybe she was KILLED. You refuse to believe that she would leave you WILLINGLY. In a FIT OF DESPERATION, you tried to fake having HIGH BLOOD, but you obviously didn't belong, so you were taken to an EMPTY FIELD where a giant BLUE BLOOD beat you half to death. He even broke off one of your HORNS.
Despite this, you still don't believe that all HIGHBLOODS are EVIL. You think that NEARLY EVERYONE has at least some REDEEMING QUALITIES. You're even, well, a little bit FLUSHED for a certain SEA TROLL who is stuck at the bottom of a DEEP-SEA TRENCH. Okay, so you're EMBARASSINGLY PINING for him. Unfortunately, he's completely CLUELESS, and you're fairly sure he sees you as an ANIMAL, something to be PITIED, instead of as a potential MATESPRIT. It's a bit pathetic, really.
...And on that note, I'm going to be taking a bit of a break from RPing. I just have way too much on my plate right now. I'll probably be back in, oh, about a week or so.
You kannot beat me in a semantiks-off. I am simply the best there is.
I must say I love that almost half the new trolls are red-bloods, hiding from the higher castes for fear of death. Makes me think about making an Alternian culture where this happens all the time.
Bluhhhhh now I seriously regret postin red dead Scylla if it lead to this. But it's fine, I actually do have a new troll that I'll post tonightish.
/me stops secretly posting on her phone and gets back to work
Text/blood color: #85BB65
Typing quirk: Replaces C's with ¢'s, E's with €'s, S's with $'s, and Y's with ¥'s.
Personality: Greedy, but friendly. Will prioritize money over the feelings of others.
Shirt symbol: Generic currency symbol
Lusus: Drak (a flightless, rubber-duck-like creature)
Horns: Meant to resemble top hats
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Your name is EMASEL MALACH.
You have a wide variety of INTERESTS including PLOTING, SCHEMING and CONSPIRING the downfall of the SEA-DWELLER SCUM and their sympathizers, which in your mind includes anyone of JADE blood or above. You have no intention of being oppressed by the corrupt HIGHBLOOD castes and have declared vendetta against them, participating in highstakes EXTREME ROLEPLAYING sessions with the intent of LOCATING and ELIMINATING your quarries, a task which you have proven very capable at with your psychic ability of SHORTTERM PRECOGNITION granting you phenomenal REFLEXES. Your eventual goal is to dethrone the empress and install a REDBLOODED replacement, inverting the hemospectrum to its proper order. You suppose that it's a bit ironic that your HATRED of the inequality of the hemospectrum has only caused you to pay more attention to it than most, but that doesn't concern you.
Your trolltag is sanguineRevolutionary and You speak in a no-nonsense. Punctuated. Commanding fashion.
Your name is Csejte Zsébet.
There is no other way to describe you: you are a CRAZY BITCH. You worship the haemospectrum to the point of fetishism and feel that everyone below you should be obligated to do anything you tell them to. Of course, trolls don't generally take kindly to that, so you find yourself having to brutally murder them. You are haughty, petty, stubborn and sadistic; you kill for fun and leave the corpses out in the open for other poor trolls to discover, sometimes slaughtering people who obeyed your commands simply for shits and giggles. You are something of a history buff, especially when it comes to ancient Alternian dictators, and you idolize the monarchs who enforced the spectrum with an iron fist. Nobody really likes you, as you are cruel to those lower than you and sickeningly worshipping to those higher than you. But you don't care. Well. Not really. Once you kill all the disobedient lowbloods you're sure the rest of the seadwellers will like you!
Your trolltag is bloodyLizzie and you zspéak wijth jthé accénjt of jthé anciénjt duchézszsézs who knéw how jto déal wijth jthé low bloodzs- éxjtérminajting jtém!!!
..Okay she's actually an old sprite I've had kicking around for a while, I just never bothered giving her a description. :V Here we go! No red whatsoever in her, nope!
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AtomicpoweredSoul [AS] Opened PUBLIC MEMO on board: The Future of Alternia!
AS:[RUNNING CHEESYADVERTISINGSPEECH EXE.] Dear citizens of Alternia may I present to you, A world where trolls can stand the alternian sun, and can beat the crap out of all zombie treat, No more conflicting emotions no more missing limbs and regulated culling attempts, Because you can beat the CRAP OUT OF ANY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. Also It can sustain all your social contacts, Trollian,Games Even Flarp.
AS:[GETTINGTOPIONT EXE.] Now you can be the troll you always wanted to be. How you may ask, With robotic upgrades[LOADING EXCLAMATION MARK] Soon every troll will see the light and will have a robotic exoskeleton, Beta testing IS ALREADY BEGUN, Full release coming soon,
AS: [LOADING SIMPLE REQEUST...100%] I am almost finished with the last tests, I only need to check of the newest mods work, So I want to ask if somebody had a free space in their Sgrub team or if some people want to try it out, [UPLOADING OFFER] Also if interested in the beta stage of robotic implants apply here,[ENDING TRANSMISSION]
Okay, um. About these redblood AUs! I'm a little undecided whether I should be adding them to the OP (considering they're just alternate versions of existing characters, natch), and if I decide for sure not to add them I'm having mad trouble distinguishing the AUs from any brand new original redbloods. Someone help me out here!
I need ideas for a trolololololololl.
My reblood AUs I don't actually want to be added. I know that nobody's going to ever use them for anything, I just made them for funsies.
Especially redEZ. redEZ is just funny.
Okay, every recent troll that isnt a redblood has been added to the OP. If you recently posted a redblood that's a genuine new character, please tell me so I can add it too!
Goddammitsonuvabitch I CANT STOP
>Be the troll with M.P.D.
You do just that.
You are now MESPEH KASHMU. Your friends call you MESSI! You have a variety of INTERESTS. Most of it is FLARPING. You don't actually play it, though. You just create the CAMPEIGNES that many actual Flarpers use. You seem to have a knack for STORYTELLING and implimenting said STORIES into game form.
Unfortunately it is somewhat hard to write these stories due to your OBNOXIOUS BROTHER. He only seems to have ONE INTEREST. And that is BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. But here's the thing: HE'S JUST A PART OF YOUR FUCKED UP MIND. You know this, but that doesn't stop him from fucking with you. He is so aggrivating!
Your trolltag is variedStoryteller and YOU'RE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS you try to keep your brother under control as much as possible!