TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[mediokreKarapase]

So did I. I didn't think I was solving the problem as much as clarifying that the problem didn't exist in the first place.

[Yukari]

Okay I actually have no idea what the fuck is going on, because somebody's fansprite in the image manip thread was apparently baleeted or devoured by the server or I don't know what. So I'm going to top off the set and be done.

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TEREZI PYROPE is your name. LAND-DWELLER SLAUGHTER is your game. Well, technically your game is Flarp, which you are damn good at by the way. Anyhow, you HATE LAND-DWELLERS and WANT THEM DEAD. You think their existence is a BLIGHT and an ABOMINATION on trollkind, and you would like to EXTERMINATE THEM ALL. You plan on accomplishing this by HUNTING THEM DOWN AND BUTCHERING THEM ONE BY ONE. A very inefficient way to go about it, to be sure, but, what can you say? You just LOVE the feeling of FLESH CLEAVING IN TWO, the scent of BLOOD IN EVERY HUE spilling into the air! It’s DELECTABLE!

Oh, yes, did you mention that you are BLIND? You got that way in a very bad ACCIDENT. But you compensated by teaching yourself the esoteric art of SMELLING AND TASTING COLORS, known only to certain Lusus species and an extinct race of PROPHETS. And yourself, of course. You later scored a robot eye in a Flarp session, but the exquisite sensations you learned to sense remain. All that means that BLOODSHED is extra delicious for you! With your Flarping partner, who happens to be the EMPRESS by the way, you can easily clean out sessions of fifty or more. If rainbow drinkers were a real thing and not made up, you would be the very best rainbow drinker of all. Also, you gain the Empress’ favor by helping her feed her mom. You can think of NO BETTER PLACE TO BE!

Your trolltag is glimmeringCarnage and TROLLS QU4K3 1N F34R 4T TH3 SOUND OF YOUR VO1CE! Y34H 1TS TOT4LLY CL1CH3, BUT 1TS TRU3!

[BenevolentDemon]

> Be Alternate Coraxe

(Theoretically, if I wasn't too lazy to finish a proper Acipisprite, I wouldn't be too lazy to edit it to appear here!)

Congratulations! You have successfully crossed the aquatic barrier, and are now a sea troll. Moving right up in the world. Also down. You are no longer stuck on a god damn mountain. Yesss!!!

You are now stuck in a god damn deep-sea trench.

Wait... wait, shit. No, no, you're kidding, right? You have to be kidding.

Yeah, so I saw this and I couldn't resist. I've got tons of work to do, I'm stressed and possibly depressed, and I'm practically falling asleep at the keyboard. So what am I going to do? I'm going to make an AU fantroll, that's what.



Your name is ARADNI MINTEL. You grew up in a giant LOW CLASS HIVECLUSTER without a LUSUS; you had one once, but one day she just wandered off and never returned. You're sure she just got LOST, or maybe she was KILLED. You refuse to believe that she would leave you WILLINGLY. In a FIT OF DESPERATION, you tried to fake having HIGH BLOOD, but you obviously didn't belong, so you were taken to an EMPTY FIELD where a giant BLUE BLOOD beat you half to death. He even broke off one of your HORNS.

Despite this, you still don't believe that all HIGHBLOODS are EVIL. You think that NEARLY EVERYONE has at least some REDEEMING QUALITIES. You're even, well, a little bit FLUSHED for a certain SEA TROLL who is stuck at the bottom of a DEEP-SEA TRENCH. Okay, so you're EMBARASSINGLY PINING for him. Unfortunately, he's completely CLUELESS, and you're fairly sure he sees you as an ANIMAL, something to be PITIED, instead of as a potential MATESPRIT. It's a bit pathetic, really.

...And on that note, I'm going to be taking a bit of a break from RPing. I just have way too much on my plate right now. I'll probably be back in, oh, about a week or so.

[catchTwentythree]

Yeah.. someone should make a thread that aren't official troll characters, but for fun and boredom. Is that what you're saying, Yukari?

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Isn't this thread for non-official troll characters that have been made for fun or out of boredom?

No, this is for troll original characters for interacting in roleplay and pesterchum. o.O

[mediokreKarapase]

Yeah.. someone should make a thread that aren't official troll characters, but for fun and boredom. Is that what you're saying, Yukari?

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Isn't this thread for non-official troll characters that have been made for fun or out of boredom?

No, this is for troll original characters for interacting in roleplay and pesterchum. o.O

To quote the FP:

(But you don't have to! Don't be afraid to post your trolls here if you don't want to roleplay, we want to see them!!)

While it is very customary to RP with the trolls, it is far from necessary. Also, can't you argue that even those made for interacting in RPs are made for fun or out of boredom? Do you make your trolls as serious business?

You kannot beat me in a semantiks-off. I am simply the best there is.

[hurlingPagan]

I must say I love that almost half the new trolls are red-bloods, hiding from the higher castes for fear of death. Makes me think about making an Alternian culture where this happens all the time.

[Thunder Reign]

Bluhhhhh now I seriously regret postin red dead Scylla if it lead to this. But it's fine, I actually do have a new troll that I'll post tonightish.
/me stops secretly posting on her phone and gets back to work

[Shouty]

Trolltag: meticulousFrugality
Text/blood color: #85BB65
Typing quirk: Replaces C's with ¢'s, E's with €'s, S's with $'s, and Y's with ¥'s.
Personality: Greedy, but friendly. Will prioritize money over the feelings of others.
Shirt symbol: Generic currency symbol
Weapon: coinkind
Lusus: Drak (a flightless, rubber-duck-like creature)
Horns: Meant to resemble top hats

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Your name is MOINTA KRENSO.

In spite of the caste you have been placed in due to your heritage, you have taken a great interest in MONEY, WEALTH, and ECONOMICS. You are always finding ways to MAKE A PROFIT, no matter the means, even if it means the exploitation the closest of moirails, most loved of matesprits, and especially that of the most hated of kismesises. On the face of things, you still manage to maintain a friendly, almost brotherly disposition when completing a transaction. Nobody likes being had!

While you appear to dress LAVISHLY, you only do so in order to help maintain an AMIABLE FAÇADE for INCREASED GAIN. The CHOICE OF COLOR for the clothing, however, may or may not be related to LATENT RESENTMENT to your moderate place on the hemospectrum. Regardless, you do not hide the pigmentation of your blood, as it would FALSELY ADVERTISE your own body, which is far too degrading for your sense of pride. You merely distract it with a flashy attire.

Realizing that it is the most profitable industry, you are partial to VIDEO GAMES, but only CASUALLY, as that specific field is even more lucrative. You don't pay attention to literature or film, as the contrivance usually puts you to sleep. You need an interactive stimulus to get through this kind of bullshit!

You trolltag is meticulousFrugality and ¥ou alwa¥$ hav€ mon€¥ on th€ mind!

[mediokreKarapase]

Your name is EMASEL MALACH.

You have a wide variety of INTERESTS including PLOTING, SCHEMING and CONSPIRING the downfall of the SEA-DWELLER SCUM and their sympathizers, which in your mind includes anyone of JADE blood or above. You have no intention of being oppressed by the corrupt HIGHBLOOD castes and have declared vendetta against them, participating in highstakes EXTREME ROLEPLAYING sessions with the intent of LOCATING and ELIMINATING your quarries, a task which you have proven very capable at with your psychic ability of SHORTTERM PRECOGNITION granting you phenomenal REFLEXES. Your eventual goal is to dethrone the empress and install a REDBLOODED replacement, inverting the hemospectrum to its proper order. You suppose that it's a bit ironic that your HATRED of the inequality of the hemospectrum has only caused you to pay more attention to it than most, but that doesn't concern you.

Your trolltag is sanguineRevolutionary and You speak in a no-nonsense. Punctuated. Commanding fashion.

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Text/blood color: #660000
Shirt symbol: Valknut
Weapon: pushDaggerKind
Lusus: A white raven

[Thunder Reign]

Your name is Csejte Zsébet.
There is no other way to describe you: you are a CRAZY BITCH. You worship the haemospectrum to the point of fetishism and feel that everyone below you should be obligated to do anything you tell them to. Of course, trolls don't generally take kindly to that, so you find yourself having to brutally murder them. You are haughty, petty, stubborn and sadistic; you kill for fun and leave the corpses out in the open for other poor trolls to discover, sometimes slaughtering people who obeyed your commands simply for shits and giggles. You are something of a history buff, especially when it comes to ancient Alternian dictators, and you idolize the monarchs who enforced the spectrum with an iron fist. Nobody really likes you, as you are cruel to those lower than you and sickeningly worshipping to those higher than you. But you don't care. Well. Not really. Once you kill all the disobedient lowbloods you're sure the rest of the seadwellers will like you!

Your trolltag is bloodyLizzie and you zspéak wijth jthé accénjt of jthé anciénjt duchézszsézs who knéw how jto déal wijth jthé low bloodzs- éxjtérminajting jtém!!!


..Okay she's actually an old sprite I've had kicking around for a while, I just never bothered giving her a description. :V Here we go! No red whatsoever in her, nope!

[mediokreKarapase]

Emasel Csejte

[Thunder Reign]

Emasel Csejte

I don't think I've ever seen hatelove bloom quite so fast.

[Panzerbear]

Emasel Csejte

I don't think I've ever seen hatelove bloom quite so fast.

It's the purple.

[Bramzter]

AtomicpoweredSoul [AS] Opened PUBLIC MEMO on board: The Future of Alternia!

AS:[RUNNING CHEESYADVERTISINGSPEECH EXE.] Dear citizens of Alternia may I present to you, A world where trolls can stand the alternian sun, and can beat the crap out of all zombie treat, No more conflicting emotions no more missing limbs and regulated culling attempts, Because you can beat the CRAP OUT OF ANY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. Also It can sustain all your social contacts, Trollian,Games Even Flarp.
AS:[GETTINGTOPIONT EXE.] Now you can be the troll you always wanted to be. How you may ask, With robotic upgrades[LOADING EXCLAMATION MARK] Soon every troll will see the light and will have a robotic exoskeleton, Beta testing IS ALREADY BEGUN, Full release coming soon,
AS: [LOADING SIMPLE REQEUST...100%] I am almost finished with the last tests, I only need to check of the newest mods work, So I want to ask if somebody had a free space in their Sgrub team or if some people want to try it out, [UPLOADING OFFER] Also if interested in the beta stage of robotic implants apply here,[ENDING TRANSMISSION]

[Metaflare]

Talk about a funny coincidence. Psycho purple-blood who hates all lowbloods is posted immediately after Psycho red-blood who hates all high-bloods. They really are kismesisesessee

[Doctor Tess]

Okay, um. About these redblood AUs! I'm a little undecided whether I should be adding them to the OP (considering they're just alternate versions of existing characters, natch), and if I decide for sure not to add them I'm having mad trouble distinguishing the AUs from any brand new original redbloods. Someone help me out here!

[Metaflare]

I say dont add the redblood AUs to the OP. And if it is an AU troll, just have someone put like [AU] at the beginning of the post

[crash826]

I need ideas for a trolololololololl.

[scintillatingMoniker]

My reblood AUs I don't actually want to be added. I know that nobody's going to ever use them for anything, I just made them for funsies.

Especially redEZ. redEZ is just funny.

[Doctor Tess]

Okay, every recent troll that isnt a redblood has been added to the OP. If you recently posted a redblood that's a genuine new character, please tell me so I can add it too!

[Silly little Artist]

Tess, FC was a real troll.

I plan on using her.

[Metaflare]

Goddammitsonuvabitch I CANT STOP

>Be the troll with M.P.D.


You do just that.

You are now MESPEH KASHMU. Your friends call you MESSI! You have a variety of INTERESTS. Most of it is FLARPING. You don't actually play it, though. You just create the CAMPEIGNES that many actual Flarpers use. You seem to have a knack for STORYTELLING and implimenting said STORIES into game form.

Unfortunately it is somewhat hard to write these stories due to your OBNOXIOUS BROTHER. He only seems to have ONE INTEREST. And that is BUGGING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. But here's the thing: HE'S JUST A PART OF YOUR FUCKED UP MIND. You know this, but that doesn't stop him from fucking with you. He is so aggrivating!

Your trolltag is variedStoryteller and YOU'RE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS you try to keep your brother under control as much as possible!

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- trolltag: variedStoryteller
- text/blood colour: #542e69
- typing quirk: her alternate personality sometimes posts in striked out capital text
- shirt symbol: broken heart
- weapon: penkind
- lusus: giant flounder
- title: maid of might
- land: Land of Fire and Ice

Portraits

[mediokreKarapase]

Emasel Mespeh

[Metaflare]

Emasel Mespeh

Emasel anything between teal and royal purple

[mediokreKarapase]

She has a lot of hate to go around.