TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

**Sarcredsleuth** · 11-19-2010, 10:52 AM

Metaflare, never stop rping.

**Metaflare** · 11-19-2010, 10:54 AM

Honestly I think that was my best line in any rp shenanegan i've ever done ever.

**Sarcredsleuth** · 11-19-2010, 11:00 AM

You should now just troll everyone ever with that character

**scintillatingMoniker** · 11-19-2010, 11:04 AM

]trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]
TT: Qu3stion.
TT: How do you manag3 to always w3ar a bu<k3t on your h3ad?
TT: Wh3n3v3r I tri3d it, it was r3ally un<omfortabl3.
TT: This information could b3 r3volutionary.
PR: B|_|cket magic!
PR: B|_|t really, I j|_|st kinda forced it on!
PR: Speaking of which how the fuck do yo|_| know I wear a b|_|cket on my head.
TT: Huh.
TT: That's kind of anti<lima<ti<.
TT: As for how I know, w3ll, you <am3 up in a <onv3rsation I had.
TT: And now you'r3 basi<ally my rol3 mod3l.
PR: |_||_||_||_||_|hhhhhh...
PR: I think
PR: This is the first time anyone has ever said anything positive abo|_|t me and my hobbies.
PR: ...
PR: Go me?

- - solarRavager [SR] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT] and pailRomance [PR] - -

SR: NO...
SR: NO GO YOU...
SR: YOUR HOBB/ES ARE DUMB...
SR: SO DUMB...
SR: >:P...
--dismemberingBerzerker began trolling those trolls--
DB: I THINK
DB: THAT IT IS GOOD TO FIGHT THE LAW
DB: GO PR
DB: KICK THE EMPRESS ASS
DB: OR WHATEVER I DONT CARE
TT: Haha y3s
TT: Anoth3r troll who fights th3 law
TT: T3ll m3 DB do you fight the bu<k3t taboos?
TT: Or som3thing 3ls3?
DB: EVERYTHING
DB: ESPECIALLY BUCKETS
DB: ITS JUST A BUCKET
TT: 3xa<tly!
TT: If you'r3 rais3d by an Imp3rial Dron3 lik3 I was you <an just <ut through th3 <rap and find...
TT: GASP A BU<K3T IS A<TUALLY JUST A BU<K3T
TT: NOTIFY TH3 3MPR3SS, THIS IS BIG N3WS
CS: YESsOFsCOURSEcsEVERYONEsDEFINATELYsNEEDSsTOsKNOWsA BOUTsYOURsSTUPIDsMISINFORMEDsCONCLUSIONSfs
CS: ORsMAYBEsYOUsCOULDsREMEMBERsWHATsPEOPLEsACTUALLYsF UCKINGsDOsWITHsTHOSEfs
CS: YEScsTHATaSsRIGHTfs
CS: THEYsFILLsTHEMfs
CS: YOUsAREsWEARINGsAsCONTAINERsFORsGENETICsFLUIDsONsY OURsHEADfs
CS: THEREsAREsSOMEsCONNOTATIONSsTHEREfs
PR: Connotations I am f|_|lly aware of.
PR: |_|nlike them, I know what a b|_|cket is for.
PR: And yet
PR: the b|_|cket is on my head.
DB: SO
DB: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOU HEAD
DB: SOME FUCKED UP GRUBHOOD OR WHAT
PR: MY LOVELIFE IS DEAAAAAAD
DB: BIG DEAL
DB: GET ON WITH IT
PR: NEVER!
PR: Because of my tragic past, I have dedicated my life to r|_|ining romances of all q|_|adrants, everywhere across the world!
PR: I
PR: AM
PR: B|_|CKETMAN!!!!
PR: Pshooooo!

pailRomance [PR] ceased trolling

CS: fffs
CS: IsFEARsFORsTHEsGENETICsFUTUREsOFsOURsRACEfs

congenitallySuperior[CS] ceased trolling

CS's opinion does not match my own, which is that PR is totally awesome.

**Metaflare** · 11-19-2010, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Sarcredsleuth

You should now just troll everyone ever with that character

fffffyeeeessssss

**ChaosApple** · 11-19-2010, 12:21 PM

Okay, here's mine so far.

Your name is SERI FORTUNA. Your blood is BRIGHT GOLDEN-Y YELLOW, which is okay since you are really obsessed with the color gold. You have little interest in movies, music or art, but you love to build ELABORATE AND OVERLY COMPLICATED RUBE TROLLBERG MACHINES. You believe that everything is a cause or an effect of something else and everything is interwoven. Chain reactions MUST BE CONTINUED and you believe that it is YOUR SWORN DUTY to make sure they continue and the chains do not break. What ever that means. You used to FLARP and your characters were always fairies but since you adopted this duty, you have had no time for it. Since then, you laugh at and make fun of flarpers. You like sweet things and food like HONEY and APPLES.

Your have a WHEEL-A-DEX that spins at random. You keep your trusty NOTEBOOK ARTIFACT there, that for some reason appears with random names or places. You use that as a sign that there are broken chains of reaction that need to be continued! Your weapons are FRUIT and APPLES that you toss at people, or your WHEEL-A-DEX of misfortune. Because these are highly uinreliable, you prefer to stay out of fights or avoid conflict. Your LUSUS is a giant insect with large fairy like wings. You like to pretend or think that with each beat of it's wing, a storm is caused. Maybe. Your only psychic like ability is to HOPE or alter a chance to your favor but it only applies to small things and using too much gives you a disorienting headache. It is mostly usless unless playing a game of TROLL DOMINOS or playing with dice. You mostly use this to play PRANKS and JOKES on others.

Y@U LIKE T@ INSERT @PPLES INT@ Y@UR SPEECH WHENEVER Y@U C@N.

Your trolltag is DiscordiousMischief

EDIT 1: Oh crap posted in the wrong thread. Kindly disregard this. That shows me for having too many tabs open.

EDIT 2: NVM!

**scientificBlues** · 11-19-2010, 02:32 PM

trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]

DB: SO
DB: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOU HEAD
DB: SOME FUCKED UP GRUBHOOD OR WHAT
PR: MY LOVELIFE IS DEAAAAAAD
DB: BIG DEAL
DB: GET ON WITH IT
PR: NEVER!
PR: Because of my tragic past, I have dedicated my life to r|_|ining romances of all q|_|adrants, everywhere across the world!
PR: I
PR: AM
PR: B|_|CKETMAN!!!!
PR: Pshooooo!

pailRomance [PR] ceased trolling

CS: fffs
CS: IsFEARsFORsTHEsGENETICsFUTUREsOFsOURsRACEfs

congenitallySuperior[CS] ceased trolling

-- prolixCorvid [PC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

PC: you.re all complete idiots. all of you.
PC: especially that bucket fellow. i can respect wanting to wear something to conceal your identity. and fight crime.
PC: but fight quadrants. that.s just ridiculous.
PC: and another thing. stop talking about fighting the empress or whatever. you.re going to get culled for being a moron.
PC: ughhh i hope not all trolls down there on the surface are as dumb as you.

prolixCorvid [PC] ceased trolling

**Tybian Sothoth** · 11-19-2010, 02:40 PM

Tybian: React to this blasphemy

**Metaflare** · 11-19-2010, 02:43 PM

PR has been my most successful troll yet

**Tybian Sothoth** · 11-19-2010, 02:56 PM

I just found my new Avatar

I'm pretty sure my character would be frothing at the mouth after that whole event, but O.O is good enough

**Sarcredsleuth** · 11-19-2010, 02:57 PM

CELEBRITY TROLLL

**Metaflare** · 11-19-2010, 03:03 PM

Because of his surprising popularity: http://www.formspring.me/pailRomance

**llamamiah** · 11-19-2010, 03:13 PM

>Bet the Detective Guy's self-appointed Boss.

You are now BWOHSS NARUMI. You are the daughter of DETECT DABURU's former boss, and he named you after his job as BOSS of a detective agency, with more letters for flair! You moved to TROLLFUTO when you heard your dad died saving another Troll. Unlike most Trolls, your DAD found you when you were created, and helped you build your HIVE. You found a pre-built HIVE in TROLLFUTO, just a few kilometers from the Detective Agency. You travel this distance in your WIND-POWERED AUTOMOBILE.

You have several interests. The main one, is BOSSING STUFF AROUND. You LOVE to boss people! Your shirt symbol is a strange drawing of a FIST SMASHING DOWNWARDS, representing how you love to BOSS. Your HORNS are covered by your hair, but they are small and FIST-SHAPED. Your Lusus moved to TROLLFUTO with you. She is a bossy FEMININE WOODSBEAST, who has a dress made out of shed LUSUS FUR. Her FISTS are DISPROPORTIONATELY LARGE, and mainly used to show AUTHORITY, and to HAVE THE LAST WORD. She's somehow BOSSIER THAN YOU.

In Sgrub, you dwell on the LAND OF STEEL AND CONTROL, and your Title is MAID OF BOSSINESS, a real oxymoron.

Your blood color is LIGHT TEAL, your TROLLTAG is bossyWarlord AND YOU TEND TO SPEAK WITH A CERTAIN COMMANDING VOICE, isn't that right, Trollslum-kun?~

Your STRIFE SPECIBII are fistKind and dusterKind, for when you need to clean something with a vengeance! Your Fetch Modus is the BOSS MODUS, where you have to yell at the item to come out, in a commanding tone, until it agrees.

**BenevolentDemon** · 11-19-2010, 07:15 PM

trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]

DB: SO
DB: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOU HEAD
DB: SOME FUCKED UP GRUBHOOD OR WHAT
PR: MY LOVELIFE IS DEAAAAAAD
DB: BIG DEAL
DB: GET ON WITH IT
PR: NEVER!
PR: Because of my tragic past, I have dedicated my life to r|_|ining romances of all q|_|adrants, everywhere across the world!
PR: I
PR: AM
PR: B|_|CKETMAN!!!!
PR: Pshooooo!

pailRomance [PR] ceased trolling

CS: fffs
CS: IsFEARsFORsTHEsGENETICsFUTUREsOFsOURsRACEfs

congenitallySuperior[CS] ceased trolling

-- prolixCorvid [PC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

PC: you.re all complete idiots. all of you.
PC: especially that bucket fellow. i can respect wanting to wear something to conceal your identity. and fight crime.
PC: but fight quadrants. that.s just ridiculous.
PC: and another thing. stop talking about fighting the empress or whatever. you.re going to get culled for being a moron.
PC: ughhh i hope not all trolls down there on the surface are as dumb as you.

prolixCorvid [PC] ceased trolling

littleTeacup [LT] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

LT: o-o-oh no. y-you get back here, acipit.
LT: i-i'd really like to know wh-what you mean by "all t-trolls down there."

**Renegade Electron** · 11-19-2010, 07:43 PM

trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]

DB: SO
DB: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOU HEAD
DB: SOME FUCKED UP GRUBHOOD OR WHAT
PR: MY LOVELIFE IS DEAAAAAAD
DB: BIG DEAL
DB: GET ON WITH IT
PR: NEVER!
PR: Because of my tragic past, I have dedicated my life to r|_|ining romances of all q|_|adrants, everywhere across the world!
PR: I
PR: AM
PR: B|_|CKETMAN!!!!
PR: Pshooooo!

pailRomance [PR] ceased trolling

CS: fffs
CS: IsFEARsFORsTHEsGENETICsFUTUREsOFsOURsRACEfs

congenitallySuperior[CS] ceased trolling

-- prolixCorvid [PC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

PC: you.re all complete idiots. all of you.
PC: especially that bucket fellow. i can respect wanting to wear something to conceal your identity. and fight crime.
PC: but fight quadrants. that.s just ridiculous.
PC: and another thing. stop talking about fighting the empress or whatever. you.re going to get culled for being a moron.
PC: ughhh i hope not all trolls down there on the surface are as dumb as you.

prolixCorvid [PC] ceased trolling

littleTeacup [LT] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

LT: o-o-oh no. y-you get back here, acipit.
LT: i-i'd really like to know wh-what you mean by "all t-trolls down there."
TT: Oh gog I think I brok3 3v3ryon3 for3v3r.
TT: Do I

l3brat3 or flip out?
TT: Or. B3tt3r id3a.
TT: BOTH AT ON

, IN SOM3 SORT OF JOYOUS BU<K3T FLIPOUT.
TT: BU<K3TS AR3 FOR3V3R.

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 07:46 PM

LOL GUNNA GO IN IT LIKE A NOSY BITCH

littleTeacup [LT] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

LT: o-o-oh no. y-you get back here, acipit.
LT: i-i'd really like to know wh-what you mean by "all t-trolls down there."[/QUOTE]
TT: Oh gog I think I brok3 3v3ryon3 for3v3r.
TT: Do I

l3brat3 or flip out?
TT: Or. B3tt3r id3a.
TT: BOTH AT ON

, IN SOM3 SORT OF JOYOUS BU<K3T FLIPOUT.
TT: BU<K3TS AR3 FOR3V3R.

-- witchyClandestine [WC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

WC: yew peeple r so siwwy desu~! :3
WC: but can i joiiiin desu~?

Ewww, a new troll was coming soon but then my brain died.

**Metaflare** · 11-19-2010, 07:47 PM

PR is contagious

**scintillatingMoniker** · 11-19-2010, 07:49 PM

I would just like to assure everyone that CS's face is firmly planted in his desk at this stage.

**Stinkosar** · 11-19-2010, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Metaflare

PR is contagious

PM: ?Whatever could you me-BUCKETS ARE FOREVER!

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 07:50 PM

littleTeacup [LT] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

LT: o-o-oh no. y-you get back here, acipit.
LT: i-i'd really like to know wh-what you mean by "all t-trolls down there."
TT: Oh gog I think I brok3 3v3ryon3 for3v3r.
TT: Do I

l3brat3 or flip out?
TT: Or. B3tt3r id3a.
TT: BOTH AT ON

, IN SOM3 SORT OF JOYOUS BU<K3T FLIPOUT.
TT: BU<K3TS AR3 FOR3V3R.

-- witchyClandestine [WC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

WC: yew peeple r so siwwy desu~! :3
WC: but can i joiiiin desu~?

dilutedHangover [DH] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR], dismemberingBerzerker [DB], witchyClandestine [WC] , and ESPECIALLY littleTeacup [LT] --

DH: What he meansh, you shilly girrl, ish all you trrollsh down derre.
DH: Ash in not on dish mountain.
DH: Ash in you.
DH: wait shhit, how do you delete messhagesh
DH: corraxe can't read dish can he

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 07:54 PM

dilutedHangover [DH] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT],
DH: What he meansh, you shilly girrl, ish all you trrollsh down derre.
DH: Ash in not on dish mountain.
DH: Ash in you.
DH: wait shhit, how do you delete messhagesh
DH: corraxe can't read dish can he
AF:

AF: Okay I have no fucking idea what you just fucking said.

**BenevolentDemon** · 11-19-2010, 07:57 PM

dilutedHangover [DH] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT],
DH: What he meansh, you shilly girrl, ish all you trrollsh down derre.
DH: Ash in not on dish mountain.
DH: Ash in you.
DH: wait shhit, how do you delete messhagesh
DH: corraxe can't read dish can he
WC:

WC: Okay I have no fucking idea what you just fucking said.
LT: ...wh-what are you t-t-trying to say to me?
LT: i. um. th-that is v-v-very impolite.

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 07:59 PM

LT: ...wh-what are you t-t-trying to say to me?
LT: i. um. th-that is v-v-very impolite.

DH: Noding. Deffinitely noding.
DH: Deffinitely noding shushpicioush.
DH: Who arre you? I don't know who you arre. You deffinitely don't know who I am.

**scientificBlues** · 11-19-2010, 08:01 PM

trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]

-- witchyClandestine [WC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

WC: yew peeple r so siwwy desu~! :3
WC: but can i joiiiin desu~?

dilutedHangover [DH] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR], dismemberingBerzerker [DB], witchyClandestine [WC] , and ESPECIALLY littleTeacup [LT] --

DH: What he meansh, you shilly girrl, ish all you trrollsh down derre.
DH: Ash in not on dish mountain.
DH: Ash in you.
DH: wait shhit, how do you delete messhagesh
DH: corraxe can't read dish can he
AF:

AF: Okay I have no fucking idea what you just fucking said.
LT: ...wh-what are you t-t-trying to say to me?
LT: i. um. th-that is v-v-very impolite.
DH: Noding. Deffinitely noding.
DH: Deffinitely noding shushpicioush.
DH: Who arre you? I don't know who you arre. You deffinitely don't know who I am.

-- prolixCorvid [PC] began trolling a bunch of colorful people he's too lazy to name [EVERYBODY] --

PC: oh damnit guys. i leave for one half a conversation and you erupt into foolishness.
PC: i take back the part about .down there.. everyone ever is stupid forever.
PC: i.m not pointing fingers. except at everyone who isn.t me.
PC: i.m going back to sleep. don.t make me get all annoyed again. i swear i.ll do it.

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 08:03 PM

[QUOTE=scientificBlues;4286714]trickyTemptress [TT] began trolling pailRomance [PR]

-- witchyClandestine [WC] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR] and dismemberingBerzerker [DB] --

WC: yew peeple r so siwwy desu~! :3
WC: but can i joiiiin desu~?

dilutedHangover [DH] began trolling trickyTemptress [TT], solarRavager [SR], dismemberingBerzerker [DB], witchyClandestine [WC] , and ESPECIALLY littleTeacup [LT] --

DH: What he meansh, you shilly girrl, ish all you trrollsh down derre.
DH: Ash in not on dish mountain.
DH: Ash in you.
DH: wait shhit, how do you delete messhagesh
DH: corraxe can't read dish can he
AF:

AF: Okay I have no fucking idea what you just fucking said.
LT: ...wh-what are you t-t-trying to say to me?
LT: i. um. th-that is v-v-very impolite.
DH: Noding. Deffinitely noding.
DH: Deffinitely noding shushpicioush.
DH: Who arre you? I don't know who you arre. You deffinitely don't know who I am.
PC: oh damnit guys. i leave for one half a conversation and you erupt into foolishness.
PC: i take back the part about .down there.. everyone ever is stupid forever.
PC: i.m not pointing fingers. except at everyone who isn.t me.
PC: i.m going back to sleep. don.t make me get all annoyed again. i swear i.ll do it.
AF: Holy fucking crap CLAM DOWN.
AF: Someone's fucking having their fucking period.

-----
Woot, finally came up with an idea.

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