TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[midnightAgony]

This is my first fantroll I've posted. Did I do anything wrong, am I missing something?




Your name is Vitria Alotel. You used to have a Giant Turtle Lusus, but were orphaned when it was killed out at sea. You are quite sure that it was killed to feed glb'golyb, which, surpirsingly, doesn't make it any less infuriating. After the death of your lusus, you went psychotic, and went on a killing spree all across the planet. Your clothes were stained with the blood of the dead, and you can't quite get it off.Your psionic abilities are more of a curse than a blessing to you, as it makes you more unstable and you have a constant migraine from it, which makes you snap at people very easily. Your trollTag is paranoidPsiotic and you trY tO maKE a halfheARTED atteMPT tO caRE foR anyONE buT yourSELF. You still be sure to be graceful in your murder, and you do not discriminate by Blood colour.


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Red-Violet Blood (#810047, to be exact.)
If she ends up playing SGRUB:

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Seeker of Colour
Land of Ruin and Monochrome

Squiggly line design on shirt
Uses the Roulette Modus and the hoopkind specibus allocation.

[ZDG]

Looks cool.

[Sarcredsleuth]

Looks cool.

[august]

ok. I hope this is good enough. If you need me to fix it just tell me but I don't know when I'll be able to do it.

[Sarcredsleuth]

It-


IT IS AWESOME, THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

[midnightAgony]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND

--ceratopsiAssassin [CA] opened memo on board BORED BOARD--

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CA: Okay, so let me see if I understand how all of this works. I simply open a memo, as I have done, then I just type something and wait for someone to respond?
CA: Well, how long could that take? It doesn't really matter I guess.
CA: I have no assignments today (well, that's not necessarily true, as I am always on assignment, but nothing that I can take care of today), I've already taken my medication. I guess I can spend some time talking to people that I don't know.
CA: How are you, people that I don't know? I personally am fine. My guts hurts a little bit, because I got stabbed a few days ago. Bastard jumped me; he must've noticed the trash I knocked over. I've gotta be more careful. Pretty awesome fight though. I can't remember the last time I had such a
CA: It only let's me type three lines at a time?
CA: Where was I?
CA: Oh. So yeah, he stabbed me. Left side. I don't get stabbed a lot, but when I do, it's almost always in the left side. But, I've been messed up a enough times that stabbing barely fazes me any more. I looked him in the eyes, and he could tell he was screwed. I wasn't supposed to kill him though,
CA: so I just beat him down.
CA: I got the info I wanted, and just went on my way. I still got the knife. It's pretty cool actually; I think I'll keep it.
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: mayBE itS juST mY bloodLUST, buT i thiNK iT wouLD haVE beEN a muCH betTER stoRY iF yoU haD kilLED hiM
PP: whY weRE yoU noT suppOSED tO kiLL hiM?

[Alyss]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
CURRENTninthGeneration began responding to memo
NG: Hey, I would also like to launch into this partytown.
NG: So, sup you 9uys.
NG: Aaaaaaaaand there's that 9irl. D.::::

[Temperencia]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..

[icu2jimy]

--ceratopsiAssassin [CA] opened memo on board BORED BOARD--

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CA: Okay, so let me see if I understand how all of this works. I simply open a memo, as I have done, then I just type something and wait for someone to respond?
CA: Well, how long could that take? It doesn't really matter I guess.
CA: I have no assignments today (well, that's not necessarily true, as I am always on assignment, but nothing that I can take care of today), I've already taken my medication. I guess I can spend some time talking to people that I don't know.
CA: How are you, people that I don't know? I personally am fine. My guts hurts a little bit, because I got stabbed a few days ago. Bastard jumped me; he must've noticed the trash I knocked over. I've gotta be more careful. Pretty awesome fight though. I can't remember the last time I had such a
CA: It only let's me type three lines at a time?
CA: Where was I?
CA: Oh. So yeah, he stabbed me. Left side. I don't get stabbed a lot, but when I do, it's almost always in the left side. But, I've been messed up a enough times that stabbing barely fazes me any more. I looked him in the eyes, and he could tell he was screwed. I wasn't supposed to kill him though,
CA: so I just beat him down.
CA: I got the info I wanted, and just went on my way. I still got the knife. It's pretty cool actually; I think I'll keep it.
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: mayBE itS juST mY bloodLUST, buT i thiNK iT wouLD haVE beEN a muCH betTER stoRY iF yoU haD kilLED hiM
PP: whY weRE yoU noT suppOSED tO kiLL hiM?
CA: In hindsight, I probably should have. He was a part of the assignment I've been working on. These grubs, they've been taken from a brooding cave. I needed my meds, so I hired my self out to this big mysterious dude who wants to locate these grubs and get them back to their cave.
CA: It's a pretty noble cause for a guy like me, who goes around killing people, to get involved in. But, I'm a pretty noble guy, regardless. But, this guy who stabbed me was alledgedly a part of that whole operation. After beating the info out of him, I learned that
CA: GGghasssdafgahjhjk fuck fuck
CA: Shuyt, hillkd okn.
CA: I onkkluy tpok onr poll.
ceratopsiAssassin [CA] ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE ceratopsiAssassin [CA] 12 minutes from now responded to memo.
CA: Okay, that was rather embarrassing. I apologize for my lack of foresight. I only took one pill; my headache wasn't very painful up until a few minutes ago.
CA: Anyway, I learned that my own little imposter was a part of this thing. I'll have to go after him now. But, this is a big thing. I don't know if I should look for Rozari first. She's my partner. I haven't seen her in a while, and I'm starting to get worried. I started this mission without her,
CA: so I don't know if she'd be into it.
CA: I've tried talking with my bro Tekton about where she could be, but he gets all defensive when I try to talk about her. Maybe he had a thing for her too? That would suck to have to deal with. I don't know why he would, though. They hardly ever talk. Plus, he's not a part of our little team, per se.

[ChaosWolf]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?

[Alyss]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::

[ChaosWolf]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...

[Alyss]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?

[Cevaztyen]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!

[ChaosWolf]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.

His maze senses were tingling.

[Alyss]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
[color=#ff9000]AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

[Alyss]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.

Daniia first focused her attention on the orange text troll. She would simply use her vision ninefold to see what he sees, and look around. God, mind powers are awesome. Although, she felt a little guilty about invading his privacy like that. Maybe she'd ask him.

NG: Hey, can I use my vision ninefold on you?

[ChaosWolf]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.

[DJ-P0N3]

Your name used to be OF ABSOLUTE NO IMPORTANCE, but you choose to go by MISDIRECTED TRAVELER now.
You became an EXILE for refusing to partake in the battles of SKAIA. Then again, you could've stayed but you didn't want to be even near it.This doesn't mean you aren't a VIOLENT individual, just not one for POINTLESS SLAUGHTER.
However, you do enjoy MIND GAMES and are quite JEALOUS of those with TELEKINETIC POWERS.

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Your chumhandle is [COLOR="rgb(65, 105, 225)"]misdirectedTraveler[/COLOR] and you talk [COLOR="rgb(65, 105, 225)"]With a fine sense ooof mystery...[/COLOR]

Sorry putting a non-troll here, but I couldn't think of where else to put him.
Sorry.

[BenevolentDemon]

solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.

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SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.

SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.

[ChaosWolf]

Hey, I'm gonna move this memo to another thread. I'll name it something like, Trollslum Memo: Flarping, mazes, and messing with everyones head. I think we're kinda clogging this thread.

EDIT: Here's the link http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...55#post4307555