TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[SandieSandwicheadman]

Your name is SRETAN PANINO, and you took way too long to post this.

If, in another universe, you had joined the player line earlier, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN MORE FORTUNATE. However, this is the real world we live in, and everyone you ever knew is dead. However, all is not lost. Your PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WITH THE GAME (well, technically... you watched others play at least) will help you find another session over the vast intergrub!

You a HAPPY-GO-LUCKY kind of guy, hard to put in a bad mood. You believe yourself to be the the LUCKIEST TROLL ON ALTERNIA, even in your current situation.

You are particularly proud of your INCREDIBLE TALLNESS ATTRIBUTE. You are incredibly HAPHAZARD and SLOPPY. All of these qualities are represented in your Hive, an overly tall structure, where the higher up you got, the less care was taken, with portions that are damaged, or clearly unfinished. It's a miracle the thing stays up.

You live in a LOWBLOOD COMMUNITY with your lusus, a HUGE SCARAB BEETLE. You often ride it for transport, flying it around like a fanciful horse. That flies.

You also REALLY LIKE SANDWICHES.

Your trolltag is serendipitySandwich, and Have you mentione:D that you're happy to:Day!

Other, basic info: Strife: Swattkind
Modus : Roulette
Blood: Dark Red
Symbol: The X thing in me sig
Session Status: Looking

Also, this is not an AU troll, it's the troll I'm going to use for here. I just wanted to cheat and use the same troll for both SoaH and MSPAF.

[Metaflare]

Dammit thunder, at first I thought you finally made a normal looking troll.

And then that last part happened.

Never sleeping again.

[Thunder Reign]

I knew there was nothing good under that spoiler, but I looked anyway.

The price of curiosity is suffering. Never again.

Psh, good is relative. At least no buckets were involved.

Guys, you're gonna hurt his feelings! Look, he's trying to make friends with you!

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LET'S BE T-NGLEBUDDIES .V.

[Metaflare]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jester of Toast]

Hahahaha that is one amazingly terrifying troll.

[SandieSandwicheadman]

God damn I turn my back for a few minutes and then tR goes ahead and gives that troll a one two punch

where did I leave me bowels this is disgusting.

[Metaflare]

WHY ARE HIS HORNS LEAKING

[Bandages]

Bleeding out of EVERYWHERE, man

[Thunder Reign]

I think the real question is 'why are his eyes leaking'.
That genetic slurry had to come from SOMEWHERE, you know.


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[CrazyMan]

BAH! I'VE SEEN SCARIER TROLLS!

*Sees bucket*

OH SWEET JEGUS SOMEBODY KILL IT, TWO DEMONIC TROLLS IS TOO MANY!!

[ZeeDiKay]

I'd be his friend! Honest! He's adorable!
(Yes, I know I'm unbelievably weird.)

EDIT: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY DEMONS!

[Cevaztyen]

Creepy as hell, but he looks friendly.

[Ameba Feroz]

Your name is NEIRAN VALARAS. Through your veins flows the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species. But ruling, in your view, is not necessary, and you don't display much interest in it like other trolls do. In fact, you pursue other interests, such as FLARPING or STARGAZING. You also like to RIDE WAVES and you have amassed resources and deadly weaponry earned after many sessions of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING. You often suffer SUDDEN BURSTS OF RAGE after reasonably long periods of time, depending on how much you have stressed. This is because you have problems about PROPERLY DISPLAYING ANGER wich often leads people who are not aware your problem to think that your patience is indeed INFINITE. You enjoy thinking of yourself as a PEACEKEEPER and you possibly are ONE OF THE BESTS AUSPISTICES or MOIRAIL there could be, you feel that VIOLENCE is a WASTE OF TIME but deep inside you ENJOY IT and that makes you feel GUILTY. You are CALM and CHEERFUL and always try to make everything work fine and when it comes to people you try that everyone gets along. However you haven't had much luck with the latter lately, since your INNATE ABILITY to see through people intentions and desires FREAKS THEM OUT most of the times. Still, no matter how bad things get, you never lose your CAREFREE attitude.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, acting like a PSYCHOLOGIST to them from time to time. Your trolltag is stargazeLover and you speak with good syntax a good part of the time, but you often have problems with making other people understand you, and end up massacring sentences and making typos. Ocasionally and from time to time when you stress too much you tend to FLY OFF THE HANDLE AND SAY EVERYTHING THE CRUDEST WAY POSSIBLE BEING DRAMATIC AND EXAGGERATING EVERY SINGLE THING ALL THE WAY DOWN INTO CREATING POINTLESS ARGUMENTS IN CAPS

Strife:
Primary Abstratus: Riflekind
Secondary Abstratus: Lancekind
Modus: Bag
Blood: Violet
Symbol: -~
Session Status: Looking

[CrazyMan]

Nice. Aqua troll. Been thinking about making one myself.

SHOULD I DOES IT Y/N

[SandieSandwicheadman]

Go for it.

Seas are cool.

[Metaflare]

Do it. Nothin wrong with it. I made two for cryin out loud

[Cevaztyen]

I've got one, and they're not that different to RP with than other trolls. Except the fins and caste and the ability to not drown.

[Flamerider64]

I know who's getting the Award for best horns this Month.

[CrazyMan]

MAKIN' A SEA TROLL AND DRAWING IT AND STUFF.

You know what would be interesting, actually? Community made-troll. Like, you peepsoles give me some suggestions on minor things such as Lusus, Typing Quirk, Symbol, Favorite color, etc.

NOTE: He's gonna be a chill troll, not necessarily a stoner one, although. So no stuck-up type suggestions, K? ...Should we decide to actually do this, of course.

[SandieSandwicheadman]

Suggestions: He only talks in full complete sentences to people of same or higher bloodlevels and he has a monocle and a handlebar mustache and reads books.

[Bandages]

make him think he's a red blooded sea dweller.

better yet, make him an actual red blooded sea dweller.

[Cevaztyen]

Has there been a troll with a bucketkind strife specibus? Or is that too obscene?

[Metaflare]

Has there been a troll with a bucketkind strife specibus? Or is that too obscene?

That's prolly what Ebutik uses. I forgot to add misc info for him so his strife specibus is still up in the air. But Bucketkind is a pretty safe bet.

[Cevaztyen]

Has there been a troll with a bucketkind strife specibus? Or is that too obscene?

That's prolly what Ebutik uses. I forgot to add misc info for him so his strife specibus is still up in the air. But Bucketkind is a pretty safe bet.

Ebutik must win all of his duels.

What about goldkind for strifing? The troll could be rich beyond our wildest dreams and fights by using anything that is made out of solid gold.

[CrazyMan]

make him think he's a red blooded sea dweller.

better yet, make him an actual red blooded sea dweller.

Ehh, not going for mutant sturff, although thinking he's a redblood would be pretty good. SUGGESTION ACCEPTED.

ART UPDATE:



So either, he's a girl, or grew his hair out really long.

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