TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[motorizedBootlegger]

uhhh did somebody saaaaay Lycanthropy?

[Temperencia]

Prologue
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"Zhe'z -STATIICC- here!!!!!!"
"dont let it ssssssssssuck you in"
"its gr♠bbing onto me!"--STATTIICC--
"^Yov have to be kidding me^"
-STATIICCC-"Great, so I have no arms and now this?
AHHAAHAHAHHA WHY IS THIS VORTEX SO FUNNYYY HAHAHAHAHA -STATIIICC-
eeeeeek~! 3: i cant hold on much lonnggeeer desuuu!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

HIGHLIGHT--->Ssshh.. sweet dreams, b0ys and girls.. eheheeee..

--Portal closes up--

GUESS WHO IT IIISSS? =D
No you guys can't guess it I didn't even put it up yet.

And I do not own the characters in the prologue except for white text guy/girl.

[Panzerbear]

uhhh did somebody saaaaay Lycanthropy?

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Mr. Fox himself would approve.

In unrelated news, alterniabound sprites take a while to throw together >>;;

[Stinkosar]

Holy shit you used Lurius. IM GOING TO FUCKING SUE THANK YOU!

[Bandages]

Prologue
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"Zhe'z -STATIICC- here!!!!!!"
"dont let it ssssssssssuck you in"
"its gr♠bbing onto me!"--STATTIICC--
"^Yov have to be kidding me^"
-STATIICCC-"Great, so I have no arms and now this?
AHHAAHAHAHHA WHY IS THIS VORTEX SO FUNNYYY HAHAHAHAHA -STATIIICC-
eeeeeek~! 3: i cant hold on much lonnggeeer desuuu!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

HIGHLIGHT--->Ssshh.. sweet dreams, b0ys and girls.. eheheeee..

--Portal closes up--

GUESS WHO IT IIISSS? =D
No you guys can't guess it I didn't even put it up yet.

And I do not own the characters in the prologue except for white text guy/girl.

hehe, well I recognize my two trolls (CA and DD)
I recognize your kawaii troll with the droopy horns and the cursed dolls
and I recognize Karkat

the rest..... I dunno :3

[Cevaztyen]

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Prologue
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"Zhe'z -STATIICC- here!!!!!!"
"dont let it ssssssssssuck you in"
"its gr♠bbing onto me!"--STATTIICC--
"^Yov have to be kidding me^"
-STATIICCC-"Great, so I have no arms and now this?
AHHAAHAHAHHA WHY IS THIS VORTEX SO FUNNYYY HAHAHAHAHA -STATIIICC-
eeeeeek~! 3: i cant hold on much lonnggeeer desuuu!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

HIGHLIGHT--->Ssshh.. sweet dreams, b0ys and girls.. eheheeee..

--Portal closes up--

GUESS WHO IT IIISSS? =D
No you guys can't guess it I didn't even put it up yet.

And I do not own the characters in the prologue except for white text guy/girl.

"Whoa! What happens next? Hahah, the guy with no arms sounds screwed!"

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SUSPENSE!!

[Stinkosar]

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Prologue
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"Zhe'z -STATIICC- here!!!!!!"
"dont let it ssssssssssuck you in"
"its gr♠bbing onto me!"--STATTIICC--
"^Yov have to be kidding me^"
-STATIICCC-"Great, so I have no arms and now this?
AHHAAHAHAHHA WHY IS THIS VORTEX SO FUNNYYY HAHAHAHAHA -STATIIICC-
eeeeeek~! 3: i cant hold on much lonnggeeer desuuu!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

HIGHLIGHT--->Ssshh.. sweet dreams, b0ys and girls.. eheheeee..

--Portal closes up--

GUESS WHO IT IIISSS? =D
No you guys can't guess it I didn't even put it up yet.

And I do not own the characters in the prologue except for white text guy/girl.

"Whoa! What happens next? Hahah, the guy with no arms sounds screwed!"

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SUSPENSE!!

"^yeah so does the spikey gvy^
^I wonder what happens next^"

[Temperencia]

This drawing is so messy.


Your name is MIRA FERVID.
QUOTE: Sweet dreams, b0ys~
Land of Vortex and Stars
Void of Fatality

You are EVIL. Just PURE EVIL. So EVIL that even the game "HALO" rejects you. You love seeing people in PAIN and you are a PUNISHER, also a EXECUTIONER. You can form VOIDS, PORTALS, and VORTEXES. You also know how to TELEPORT to other PLACES, and you can teleport from ABOVE. Although you are SINISTER, you are SHY and likes to BEFRIEND TROLLS. Your favorite TORTURE WEAPON is the IRON MAIDEN and GUILLOTINE. Other than that, you enjoy ROMANCE MOVIES and FASHION, and your EYES DEPICT a WHITE HOLE and a BLACK HOLE.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is UMBRELLAKIND, and you're able to suck TROLLS into VOIDS, but it doesn't kill them. It just takes people to another TIME OR PLACE. The top of your UMBRELLA creates a VOID when you spin it AROUND. Other than that, she can jab PEOPLE with her UMBRELLA.

Your LUSUS is a MANTILLA BUTTERFLY that can teleport to the FUTURE or PAST. You can only WATCH, not touch anything because that messes up the FLOW OF TIME. Although, you're HELPFUL because you can WARN OTHERS when the FUTURE COMES.

Your pesterchum is mantillaVoid and your o's are corrected as 0's as it takes shape as a void/vortex/hole

[Stinkosar]

This drawing is so messy.


Your name is MIRA FERVID.
QUOTE: Sweet dreams, b0ys~
Land of Vortex and Stars
Void of Fatality

You are EVIL. Just PURE EVIL. So EVIL that even the game "HALO" rejects you. You love seeing people in PAIN and you are a PUNISHER, also a EXECUTIONER. You can form VOIDS, PORTALS, and VORTEXES. You also know how to TELEPORT to other PLACES, and you can teleport from ABOVE. Although you are SINISTER, you are SHY and likes to BEFRIEND TROLLS. Your favorite TORTURE WEAPON is the IRON MAIDEN and GUILLOTINE. Other than that, you enjoy ROMANCE MOVIES and FASHION, and your EYES DEPICT a WHITE HOLE and a BLACK HOLE.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is UMBRELLAKIND, and you're able to suck TROLLS into VOIDS, but it doesn't kill them. It just takes people to another TIME OR PLACE. The top of your UMBRELLA creates a VOID when you spin it AROUND. Other than that, she can jab PEOPLE with her UMBRELLA.

Your LUSUS is a MANTILLA BUTTERFLY that can teleport to the FUTURE or PAST. You can only WATCH, not touch anything because that messes up the FLOW OF TIME. Although, you're HELPFUL because you can WARN OTHERS when the FUTURE COMES.

Your pesterchum is mantillaVoid and your o's are corrected as 0's as it takes shape as a void/vortex/hole

"...I wish that was my umbrella... .All I have is this ripped one <.<."

[Stinkosar]

"^^^WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SPIKEY GVY!?!?!^^^"

[Temperencia]

And for what happened:

Blue Text Man: Sucked into the 4th Dimension.
Brown Text Girl: Sucked into the 1260s.
Purple Text Girl: Sucked into the ocean with The Little Mermaid.
Sea Green Text Man: Sucked into Archery Class.
Orange Text Man: Sucked into the time before he lost his arms.
Dark Red Text Man: In the TV.
Pink Text Girl: In HELL.
Gray Text Man: Sucked into the time when he marries this blind girl with teal text.

[Silly little Artist]

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Hello troll-yukari.

[Stinkosar]

MEANWHILE IN ARCHERY CLASS

"And then you-"
"^Look I don't want to fire them...I jvst want to stab things with them^

[Pokolo]

Say, random question to anyone who has a troll: How do you think your trolls would interact if they were to troll the canon Homestuck kids?

It would just be a normal conversation for mine.

[Temperencia]

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Hello troll-yukari.

Bingo. You totally deserve a cookie.

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Gaptroll

love it

[JadeWolf27]

Gray Text Man: Sucked into the time when he marries this blind girl with teal text.

Aww, troll wedding!

[Cevaztyen]

"Hey! I got my arms back! Awesome! Guess I'll go outside to see what time I'm in!"
*Headbutts door open*

[Stinkosar]

"Hey! I got my arms back! Awesome! Guess I'll go outside to see what time I'm in!"
*Headbutts door open*

HURR DE DERP DERP.

[Miff]

I think I'm going to retcon Vanduo to have regular indigo blood.

I didn't realize the full meaning of colors when I created him.

He'll still type in the same bright purple though.

[Differential]

Well, look at me being all official with this thing:

Your name is Lokaci Azemio. You have a wide variety of INTERESTS, especially since few things are capable of holding your attention for more than FIVE MINUTES. You have a great passion for the CULINARY ARTS. You also enjoy MAKING YOUR OWN CLOTHES, although you are pretty AWFUL AT IT. Although you yourself occupy a relatively LOW POSITION ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, green-bloods make you uncomfortable for NO GOOD REASON. Since your wriggling day you have generated a strong MAGNETIC FIELD which makes using computers EXTREMELY DIFFICULT.

You harbor a secret love of SCIENCE FICTION FILMS, regardless of how terrible they are, and you aspire to become a SUPERHERO. You probably wouldn’t be good at it since you are very NON-CONFRONTATIONAL. The idea of black romance INTIMIDATES YOU, although you would consider MEDIATING AN AUSPISTICE if it would REDUCE DRAMA.

Your trolltag is retroactiveAnomaly and you +end +o leave your sen+ences a b;+ open-ended...

Additional Info:

Title: Sage of Time
Planet: Land of Flux and Static
Symbol: Lemniscate (alternately, magnet)
Blood: Yellow (#cccc00)
Grist: Copper
Strife Specibus: Forkkind/Needlekind
Lusus: Viper (name: Ouroboros)
Fetch Modus: Sudoku
Typing Quirk: Uses + instead of t, uses ; instead of i, no capitalization, correct syntax

[Julia]

Oh goodness. I want to pester you with greenConniver o-o

[alexthewhite]

And speaking of our soon-to-be-named team...



Your name is TALARI DALEMB, and you're SOMETHING OF A FREAK.
You were immediately slated for culling when your disgusting genetic deformity became apparent. However, you have managed to escape the Imperial Drone several times. You are simply too quick.
Due to your on-the-go lifestyle, you have no home outside of a network of caves that you use as safehouses. Being a criminal on the lam, you never were assigned a lusus, and thus lack some ESSENTIAL SOCIAL SKILLS. It doesn't help that due to your lack of a sopor bed, every night you have MIND-BOGGLINGLY TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES that don't allow you much time for rest and recuperation.
Your interests involve running, plotting, and plotting while running. You are fairly unpopular.
On your shirt is the symbol of a shoe. You painted it on yourself. You are the proud user of a shoe-kind specibus, which explains why you only have one on your feet.
Your trolltag is DisplacedVelocicrat, and you write without capitalization or punctuation and tend to run on your sentences too long and when you get near the end of sentences you starttoforgettoputspacesinbetweenwords
Land: Land of Races and Pavement
Title: Messenger of Thought
Element: Lightning

[Differential]

Oh goodness. I want to pester you with greenConniver o-o

I'm guessing she's green-blooded? :P

[Julia]

Aaaaand really confrontational and in your face.