TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[ZDG]

Spherallic has the creepiest hair. All of it.

[Stinkosar]

I'm not good at making creepy trolls. Unless Blind sea-dwellers count. Or with candy corn fangs.Or ones with four horns. Or ones with three horns. Or ones with ten horns. Or ones with horns which are just broken stubs. Or ones made of poison. Or ones with snake bodies.

[Julia]

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[crash826]

Hey, my troll, strategicSteppe, is on pesterchum!
...please pester me

[Cevaztyen]

Is it wrong that I actually see Nephal as somewhat adorable?

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Pff, forget you guys and your hidden eyes. Not showing the mouth is going to be the bee's knees by next week.

I did it before it was popular.

That doesn't count! You're not showing anything, anyways. Eyes are covered up, mouth is covered up, blood color is covered up.

PQ: Ah, but Is It not tRuE that EvERy tRoll has hIs oR hER blood covEREd up by thEIR vERy skIn?

VT: That facade onlly llasts untiill some overlly curiious iindiiviiduall wiith a sharp object gets cllose enough.
VT: A sharp object lliike a scythe, for examplle.

PQ: Hahah, thEn I guEss thEy'd know my blood thEn!
PQ: ThEy'd havE to bE caREFul and makE suRE thEy aRE ablE to dodgE contInuous RivERs oF FIRE, though.

(A confrontation between these two MUST happen at some point!)

[catchTwentythree]

I made a creepy troll once, but she wasn't that creepy. Just like, completely insane. I made her bangs longer so I can fit in.



Hey beautiful, how about you show them eyes of yours?

TC: Suuureeee!!! EEEYAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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SHESSS GOTTT WORRMSSS!!!!!!!!!111

So you made a female blue-blooded exact copy of TR's troll, Naphal. Right down to the "Hey, show us your face!" gag in the spoiler.

I mean, there's having similar trolls and then there's plagiarism.

[Julia]

So you made a female blue-blooded exact copy of TR's troll, Naphal. Right down to the "Hey, show us your face!" gag in the spoiler.

I mean, there's having similar trolls and then there's plagiarism.

I'm sorry. I thought we were all doing that creepy eye thing. I'll remove it o-o;;

[Pokolo]

Hey, my troll, strategicSteppe, is on pesterchum!
...please pester me

Your troll is fucking kindest troll ever.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Pff, forget you guys and your hidden eyes. Not showing the mouth is going to be the bee's knees by next week.

No, fuck that, I'm not going to be a part of zome ztupid fad like the rezt of you. The moment thiz becomez a fad I'm taking the mazk off, I zvear it.

although in my case I only did it because I couldn't be assed to draw a mouth, so there.

[icu2jimy]

Be the guy that isn't Proper.



Your attempt was an overwhelming success.

Bio:

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Your name is Tekton Fessoy.

Once upon a time, there was a young troll with purple blood, high on the hemospectrum. Afraid to walk the path to supremacy, he abdicated his position in high class life. His love of working with his hands made the choice for his new life very easy. He became a carpenter.

You are this troll. It's you. You moved into the city stalked by your best friend, Proper Rorsus, and the rest was history. History. You rather like history as well.

Your lack of psionic powers, like the ones Proper has, makes you feel very intimidated by him and all of the things he can do. Well, actually, Proper intimidates you anyway. Your friendship was the result of a beast rampaging in your brooding cave. Proper was able to subdue it, but not before you received a few scars on your face and a large gash going across your chest.

You have many trolltags, but you've taken a shine to tetanuraEmperor. you type without punctuation except for ;s athe endsof your sentences; typing fast makes your wordstring togther as well;

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Color: Tyrian Purple
Weapon: Hand saw
Lusus: Deceased.
Typing Quirk: No capitals, no punctuation other than ending sentences with a semi-colon. Sometimes strings word together.
Shirt Symbol: Carpenter's square.

[CrazyMan]

You are FLAGHYURPBGUHCKLUNIKE. At least, this is your NEW NAME. Most people call you "INSANE", so you've adopted the name. But anyways, back to your name, the WONDERFUL GODS gave it to you. Let's talk about them, shall we?

The WONDERFUL GODS are the gods that command you. They lead you where to go. They tell you who to save. They tell you who dies. They're beautiful. They've saved you from death by your hideous dark red blood. It's been so long that you forgot any of your previous interests. The only one you have now is listening to them. The WONDERFUL GODS. You LOVE THEM. You LOVE EVERYTHING. You love BLOODSHED, YOU LOVE HORNS....YOU LOOOOVE EVERYYYYTHIIIINNNGGG....

You cut your hair off so you could show your beautiful eyes. You use the DARK GOD'S modus. You just must have faith that the gods will give you your item when you need it. You hit things with a large metal pipe.

Your trolltag is wonderfulGods and you speeak for all oof thee WONDERFUL GODS...

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but not before you received a few scars on your face and a large gash going across your chest.

Scar fetish?

[Pokolo]

Yeah he has one. He even said so himself.
If I remember correctly.

[icu2jimy]

Yeah he has one. He even said so himself.
If I remember correctly.

Did I? I mentioned my love of math and nuns, but never scars.
And, it's not a fetish. It's a motif. My trolls are all intertwined by the scars they received from that thing.

Blaow.

[Pokolo]

I repleyed on your three fantrolls
SCAR FETISSSSSSSSSSSH
And I think you didn't object.

[icu2jimy]

I repleyed on your three fantrolls
SCAR FETISSSSSSSSSSSH
And I think you didn't object.

That was before I had an excuse.

[Pokolo]

I repleyed on your three fantrolls
SCAR FETISSSSSSSSSSSH
And I think you didn't object.

That was before I had an excuse.

Ah.

[icu2jimy]

Ah.

All this scar talk made me realize that I used the "scarless" Tekton sprite in the picture of Proper's hive I posted.

Well, too late to change it now. Not a huge deal.

[Thunder Reign]

Who said scar fetish?! Because my latest troll is nothing but a mass of blood and sc-

-nah, just kidding.

[icu2jimy]

Who said scar fetish?! Because my latest troll is nothing but a mass of blood and sc-

-nah, just kidding.

You should get your ears checked, because nobody said a word.

[Pokolo]

Who said scar fetish?! Because my latest troll is nothing but a mass of blood and sc-

-nah, just kidding.

You should get your ears checked, because nobody said a word.

Shes crazy.

[polarBipede]

Hey Crazydude, Daemor and your Ohgodcreepyeyes troll would get along quite well

[Temperencia]

Oh, uh.. the 4th no-eye'd troll then.


Mind of Agony
Land of Gouge and Cuts
"Do not fear, master.. your servant is here to assist you~♥
"M-master! Stop doing that this instant~♠
"Master, go fucking die in a fire~♣
"Master, is there something you wish~♦

Your name is PRINCER MOIRALIA.

You are very WELCOMING and loves to be HOSPITABLE. You have the BRAINS, the BRAWNS, but the lack of LEADERSHIP. You get very PANICKY when you have to decide things, but if it's that BAD, you say you don't care, and go with any OPTION. This happened when you were the KING in CAPTURE THE PRINCESS. You remember when you had terrible STRATEGIES to distract the GUARDS and take the PRINCESS. So then people voted to put you as a GUARD.

You are also a bit FLIRTY, and you love giving LOVE ADVICE to others, and decide which is better to go with You enjoy a CHATTER now and then, and you like to be the "SERVANT" and communicate others as "MASTER". Your hobbies include playing BUTLER, CAPTURE THE PRINCESS, and the BOARD GAME TROLLAND, and getting the "LUSUS SPACE" where you move up 2 spaces. You like CANDY, but the best one you like are LOLLIPOPS.

You are an expert at COOKING DESSERTS. You can bake a STRAWBERRY DELUXE CAKE, APPLE CINNAMON PIE, and CUPCAKES with BLOOD CREAM for RAINBOW DRINKERS. You remember when you were little and you liked to bake COOKIES for your CLASS, which made your REPUTATION GO UP ALOT. In fact, you WORK AT A BAKING STORE, and YOU ARE THE OWNER.

You're not sure why there's a WING, probably a DEFORMITY. It's basically USELESS, but you don't bother REMOVING IT. Too EXPENSIVE.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is FEATHERPENKIND. You can SLICE THROUGH PEOPLE, leaving a trail of INK behind.

Your trollian is deliciouslyShy and You talk in a formal way, making hearts when making a statement, spades in a exclamation point, clubs when mean to someone, and diamonds when questioning. You also call people "Master".

[Cevaztyen]

You are also bisexual.

But all trolls are bisexual

[Temperencia]

You are also bisexual.

But all trolls are bisexual

Crap.

I had to remember that, and I didn't. :I