I dunno, immortal-but-looks-sexy-and-young troll that is perfect in every way who's only flaw is that he is so perfect that he's bored seems kind of...
Ropono Sugrum – revengeTemplar
someday, my vengeance WILL OCCUR
Iratus Rathor – escalatingRage
YOU.K NOW.W HAT.F UCK.A LL.OF YOUU
Typtic Kontai – telegramEditor
|I wish things would go back to the old ways STOP|
Ceruci Facere / eclecticTormentor
It-woud-be-delitful-to-caus-you-pain.
Mustel Squike / technologicalRat
looq, i don’t care that much about this ==>
??? ??? / ???
jUSt KeeP dYing and i’ll KeeP getting CaSh.
Floris Uvarum / naturalRemedy
PeoPle won’+ lis+en +o you, but Plan+s will.
Mortia Idormi / necroticElation
this is awesome
Plicea Maalin / eternalNumbers
(This + equation = going to take a + while to figure + out)
Undrae Pesiom / negativeTainted
Tell –e you’re –ot seriously that du-b.
Chembe Waspan / randomExperiments
/watch this, it’s gonna be awesome\~~~
Pugnos Occido / royalNeutralizer
I’11 be h0nest. I 0n1y want t0 ki11 y0u.
Astema Takrus / railroadRevival
##I just got#an idea##
Ameora Dangan / trickytemptress
S3riously what is your probl3m with bu<k3ts?
Kashaf Tinbas / topicalNickname
I’m NOt EVEn GOINg To PRETENd THAt WAs FUNNy.
Other Stuff:
SFelt: 12 SBSURB BUT DIFFFERENT: An ironically bad fanfic, in the manner that SBAHJ is ironically bad.
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Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle
Don't know what to name him, his pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you sometimes t4lk)=(l1k3)=(th15.)=( other times you talk normally
Ocfos made the hair
Last edited by Pokolo; 12-12-2010 at 08:08 PM.
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.
If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.
Originally Posted by Trihan
Originally Posted by foobar
Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.
Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.
Originally Posted by Niaya
by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go
"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"
Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u
Originally Posted by Pokolo
What happens if the fireplace is aflame?
Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Originally Posted by Differential
Originally Posted by Antonym
Originally Posted by Differential
This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.
Have you been sigquoted yet?
Never mind...
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION
Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.
...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep
well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA
...is this working?
TOKA MA WA WRENU
Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.
Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*
...
Christ.
Originally Posted by ghastlyBones
Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
she looks high
you made jade high
she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls
Stuff from IMs
TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days
21:58 Ripcord "WHO STOLE THE IRON DOOR"
21:59 Ripcord Pokolo: Scientists.
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia also he thinks I have motherly arms
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia I am somehow not surprised he thinks you have a sweatervest
Fuf: Derp derp, on the navigator. traffic, augh. derp derp, on the computer in teeaaaa paarrrttyyyy oh whoops.
Fuf: this one's perfect
Fuf: it describes me so well
Don't know what to name him, his pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you sometimes t4lk)=(l1k3)=(th15.)=( other times you talk normally
Hmm... another covered-eyes troll! Welcome to the club! X3
My chumhandle is eternallyInvisible. Go ahead and pester me if you want. ^^
So I heard you like links to stuff about me... or maybe you don't but you're just curious? Oh well, have some links! My deviantArt My Tumblr My Formspring
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Re: TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle
Originally Posted by Stinkosar
I'm still to cool for bandwagons.
I jumped on before this whole stuff started, I just needed to put down the symbol and horns.
Btw Ocfos did the hair
Meta pedaaaaa!
Your pesterchum is absoluteTranquility and you tend to staple you're eyes +u+
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
I am pretty sure you will not get banned unless you forget to revise out your comments on how jews deserved everything that happened to them in the holocaust, followed by some hardcore pornography.
If that is something you might accidentally leave in a post it is a matter of time until you get banned anyways.
Originally Posted by Trihan
Originally Posted by foobar
Spewing your stomach contents is a surefire way to impress the ladies.
Originally Posted by CheeseDeluxe
I know it's not, but it would impress if you caught it.
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
And suddenly, the reason for the ratio of single men on the forums became crystal clear...
Originally Posted by KevKevOnFire
Also, He said, fully erect, you're going to need more than some of your fancy elitist pants to get the best poster spot. Even if your name made that sentence really awkward.
Originally Posted by Niaya
by the way I still find it hilarious that you can "cheat" on the person you hate
I mean how does that even go
"I heard you sent someone else a death threat the other day! YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU???"
Originally Posted by dky.tehkingd.u
Originally Posted by Pokolo
What happens if the fireplace is aflame?
Then Santa dies and the gifts burn with the item inside one of them, and none of the children in the world will ever get their Christmas presents and so the world will be reduced to chaos because there is no longer an incentive to being on Santa's "Nice" list.
Nice job breaking it, hero.
Originally Posted by Differential
Originally Posted by Antonym
Originally Posted by Differential
This is the first time I have supplied the title for a thread. I can die happy now.
Have you been sigquoted yet?
Never mind...
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Originally Posted by Flamerider64
Originally Posted by Pokolo
Sorry, Changed it.
YOU WILL LOVE TEREZI FOREVER
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS CONVERSATION
Look whatsyourface, I just woke up, and Sleeping would be the worst thing ever right now.
...*moving fingers stupidly*You will sleeeeeeeep
well maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OJA BONGA UKA FUTU NUZULAAAAAAA
...is this working?
TOKA MA WA WRENU
Bluh...
Urgh. I have the Headaches. All of them.
Hey thats not fair, my powers should make people sleep not get headaches
I wonder what yours do-*Falls asleep*
...
Christ.
Originally Posted by ghastlyBones
Throw a kiwi at the meatbitch. :V
Originally Posted by XFactorInfinity
she looks high
you made jade high
she isn't even fourteen and she looks like she's tripping balls
Stuff from IMs
TheSadMummy2: see if pokos solution is to say eff it ima go play on a spinny chair i say theres hope for kids these days
21:58 Ripcord "WHO STOLE THE IRON DOOR"
21:59 Ripcord Pokolo: Scientists.
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia also he thinks I have motherly arms
00:14 factiousCacaesthesia I am somehow not surprised he thinks you have a sweatervest
Fuf: Derp derp, on the navigator. traffic, augh. derp derp, on the computer in teeaaaa paarrrttyyyy oh whoops.
Fuf: this one's perfect
Fuf: it describes me so well
Note to attention, I am simply a courier, the following troll is a scrappy something my friend made, and since he isn't very experienced in this kind of field, expect a likewise result.
Name: Agruagus Raunch
Trolltag: interrogantPride
Colour: #C11B17
Symbol: Something we kind of made up. A flail apparently.
Strife Specibi: Chakramkind
Last edited by Flamerider64; 12-13-2010 at 10:20 AM.
but oddly, i don't wAnt to do thAt right now. i thinK i'd rAth<3r Just talK with you.
JOREAK, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING
STOP BEING IN LOVE THIS INSTANT
Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker
scintillatingMoniker's theory of freudian control
L2 = -C
As the libido of the fantroll increases, the amount of control you have over them decreases.
Because it's the only explanation for what happened to Joreak and Ava.
Originally Posted by momatoes
((pfft everyone knows that cramming pays off more than constant dedication)) kids don't listen to me
Originally Posted by NARFNra
*enters Trollslum General Chat*
*sees the word guro*
NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
...
*clicks link anyway*
Originally Posted by EnigmaticD
Man might have dated cannibalistic mermaid. More at twelve.
You hate Proper Rorsus. Well, maybe hate's too strong of a word. You can't really bring yourself to hate the guy whose been your best friend for so long. Uh... you are currently in extreme dislike of him.
You don't want to kill him. But, he hurt you, with his powers. That's inexcusable. He says he's got it under control, but, does he really? What if it happens again? And, to Tekton? You couldn't live with yourself if you let him hurt Tekton. So I guess this is more to keep Tekton safe? But, Proper understands his powers better than you ever could, so maybe he does have them in control?
He did say that it was an accident. No, he knew what he was doing.
Why does everything involving him make you so confused?
Anyway, scars, yeah. Face. Big gash. Hurt like a mother. Interests? Reading. You collect rocks too. You keep your favorites in your sylladex at all times. Shiny rocks are the best.
Your trolltag is ceratosauriAssassin. Yoo ahr kynd of tayribble at spelling, so yoo type wherds allmost egzackly as thay sownd.
Extra shits:
Color: Orange
Weapon: Katana
Lusus: Not important
Typing Quirk: Types words as they sound
Shirt Symbol: Circle thingy
Thanks, guys! 8D I'll post my second troll once I figure out a little more about her. Also when I have more time/internet availability on my hands I'd like to maybe join some fun RP/collab stuff around here. 8D I have one in mind to start myself as well.... But that will be later.
And here's the debut of number five. It feels so friggin' weird to make one without some flavor of eyewear.
Be the Hand of the Gods.
That’s right, HAND OF THE GODS. Your name is Hallen Klaryv, and the NOBLE CIRCLE OF HORRORTERRORS has spoken to you since you first emerged from the Trials. You FOLLOW THEIR INSTRUCTIONS to the letter, with complete and unquestioning DEVOTION as anyone so TOUCHED BY THE DIVINE should. Unfortunately, you don’t actually understand anything they say, and have to take the matter of INTERPRETATION into your own hands. When a task you are given by the gods seems SILLY OR MEANINGLESS, you remind yourself that the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors has UNFATHOMABLE WISDOM that reaches across the very boundaries of TIME AND SPACE. Simply because you don’t understand doesn’t mean that it doesn’t serve the great design of the gods.
At least, this is how you interpret it. In actuality, while you do hear the horrorterrors, it’s just the vaguest echoes of their thoughts caressing your mind. They’re not so much contacting you as you are unconsciously listening in. You are a TELEPATH, with the ability to both read minds and instill thoughts in others. However, you lack any sort of PSYCHIC DEFENSES, and as a result are EASY TO MANIPULATE. This doesn’t get in the way of your UNSHAKEABLE ENTHUSIASM, which stems from knowing that the work you do serves a HIGHER PURPOSE.
For all your RELIGIOUS FERVOR, you still possess interests separate from your calling. For instance, your strife specibus, axekind, lends itself nicely to your fondness for POWER METAL. You like other forms of music, but power metal is your favorite because of how undeniably EPIC it is. Similarly, you also love your MOTORIZED TWO-WHEEL DEVICE, often going on impromptu road trips with naught but yourself and your fire-breathing woofbeast lusus, Baskervilles, who rides in the sidecar. The two of you tend to wear GENRE-APPROPRIATE CLOTHING when carousing around in this fashion, especially in regards to headgear.
Like many others, you’re something of an apocalypse buff. You like to imagine the coming GLORIOUS PURGE of the unworthy, wherein all trolls will have to fight to prove to the horrorterrors that they have earned the right to join them on a reborn Alternia. The wicked will be punished, and the righteous will be granted a place of glory. Of course, you also just think that maybe someday meeting a CAVALREAPER OF THE END DAYS would be the greatest thing ever. Though you have no loyal hoofbeast or horsaroni steed to call your own, you still practice to someday join the cavalreapers when they begin their final harvest.
You also love to travel, as you’d like to see as much of the world as you can before its INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION. In fact, if you were to ever be released from your service to the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors, you’d like to join the Alternian military so that you could also travel to other worlds. Granted, you’d likely just be allocated grunt duty as a lowly YELLOW BLOOD, but you’re okay with that. In fact, you’re okay with the hemospectrum as a whole, and don’t really see anything wrong with it. You have your place in Alternian society, and rather than dream of what it’d be like to be higher on the totem pole, you’d rather just be good at what you were born to do.
Your trolltag is righteousRiffraff and you are pre++y en+husias+ic, +hough some+imes you ge+ a li++le confuse+.
Last edited by Panzerbear; 01-07-2011 at 09:56 AM.
... Actually, sound travels BETTER in water than in air. It's just that human ears aren't equipped to interpret the sounds correctly in water. Amphibious seadweller trolls would be equipped to hear correctly in both.
... Actually, sound travels BETTER in water than in air. It's just that human ears aren't equipped to interpret the sounds correctly in water. Amphibious seadweller trolls would be equipped to hear correctly in both.
To justify that second one, he usually works with non-fish trolls in instances where he would need to use this skill.
but oddly, i don't wAnt to do thAt right now. i thinK i'd rAth<3r Just talK with you.
JOREAK, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING
STOP BEING IN LOVE THIS INSTANT
Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker
scintillatingMoniker's theory of freudian control
L2 = -C
As the libido of the fantroll increases, the amount of control you have over them decreases.
Because it's the only explanation for what happened to Joreak and Ava.
Originally Posted by momatoes
((pfft everyone knows that cramming pays off more than constant dedication)) kids don't listen to me
Originally Posted by NARFNra
*enters Trollslum General Chat*
*sees the word guro*
NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
...
*clicks link anyway*
Originally Posted by EnigmaticD
Man might have dated cannibalistic mermaid. More at twelve.
Your name is TYMBAL INSTAR and you are the most musically gifted specimen of your species. At least, that's what you tell yourself as you surround yourself with a collection of INCREDIBLY USELESS INSTRUMENTS of which you have no idea how to use. You're about as rhythmly gifted as a three-legged hoofbeast with the NASALLY WHARBLINGS of the horrid animal to match. But at least the wretched cacophony keeps any potential predators -- and there are many -- away from your hive.
Due to a DEHABILITATING GENETIC ANOMALY the hue of your eyes is a deep, UNINTERESTING BLACK. This discoloration is often whispered about in GRAND, VIOLENT TALES of the FURIOUS UNDERDARK as a sign of a curse against your very soul. But you never paid attention to any of those, anyway, because books are totally for squares who don't understand the majesty of a society based on PURE ORATION. You abhor anything and everything which doesn't float softly through the air in dulcet undertones of raw emotion. Only the LACK OF ANY INTERPERSONAL INTERACTION in your life results in you using the base (and disgusting) chat programs for communication.
You don't have many interests besides music, which makes you an EXTREMELY BORING PERSON. However, that opinion is probably from horrid dissenter who doesn't understand how much cooler, prettier, and all around greater you are compared to them. No one does! They rely on some stupid spectrum to dictate their place in life. But they will one day when you overthrow the empire and rebuild a society based on the beauty of sound. Your walls are covered in MADDENING SCRIBBLES of your MEGALOMANIACAL DESIGNS. You run out of paper, often, and so you write over your previous plans in differing colors of ink. It looks like a puddle of GRAMMATICAL MUSH to anyone who doesn't possess your intellectual capacity. Because you're just that much smarter than the rest of the world.
Your trolltag is atonalCicada and you zzpeak in a rather inzzeɔtoid, baɔkwardzz manner. Zzometimes, your zzpeaɔh leanzz towardzz the egotizztiɔal. You're juzzt zzo muɔh better than everyone elzze.
She'd be a Virgo because cicadas are at their loudest (and most obnoxious) in August. Her lusus would be some kind of beagle-sized cicada creature that also never shuts up, talking in an incomprehensible dialect full of 'z's and 's's. She'd have wimpy little wispy horns like cicada feelers (http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/23900/239...a_23950_lg.gif for reference).
Your name is HOLICA DESPERADO.
Lady of Silence
Land of Purses and Zippers
"G'daay to you, maate."
You encountered many ACCIDENTS and INJURIES, but you really don't want to say the deadly HAZARDS you faced. You have HYPOTHERMIA and INSOMNIA. You faced a DIFFICULT LIFE, but it's not about your LUSUS, they support you enough. You wear a large SCARF over your MOUTH to hide the DEADLY PAST you've faced. As you have HYPOTHERMIA, you are EXTREMELY WEAK to FROZEN PLACES. Although you have this, you are prepared for ANYTHING. You have your LOCK-PICKING TOOLS, SWISS ARMY KNIFE, ESCAPE ROPE, and a large bag of TRAIL MIX, no RAISINS, ever!
Beside your TERRIBLE PAST, you are the SHOPPING QUEEN. You are also the FASHION DIVA, and you carry MANY SHOPPING BAGS AROUND. You're not a fan of MAKING CLOTHING, but you like giving ADVICE on what to CHOOSE or what to DESIGN IT WITH. Although you'd be the MANAGER at your FUTURE CLOTHING STORE. You also like to be on the PHONE alot, and TEXT. On your iTroll you have about 9,000 APPLICATIONS. You also have TROLLIAN on there, and the last thing you love to do is CRAFTWORK. You always keep a supply of PAINT, GLUE, and GLITTER.
Your LUSUS is a DOLL prototyped with your ORIGINAL LUSUS WISP. The PUPPET is a BARBIE in a CLOAK, wielding a LARGE, METALLIC SCYTHE. Her name is RARE GLASS, mainly since you found her at an abandoned GREENHOUSE, and that she's the RAREST KIND of BARBIE. She is as tall as an AVERAGE FAX MACHINE. When GLASS is in BATTLE STANCE, you would NOTICE STRINGS hanging from her BODY that controls her, but nobody knows where those STRINGS came from..
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is SCARFKIND and PURSEKIND, where SCARFKIND can WHIP PEOPLE'S HAIR BACK AND FORTH, and your PURSE's ZIPPER serves as TEETH, and has a FLESHLY TONGUE.
Your FETCH MODUS is PURSE, where each PURSES are a MYSTERY. You choose one and hope that ITEM will come to you, but is really life risking because you might throw a HEALTH AID SPRAY at your ENEMY.
Your TROLLTAG is holicGreed and "You speak in an aussie accent, and have perfect grammar."
Last edited by Temperencia; 12-14-2010 at 11:14 PM.
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