TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Metaflare

Originally Posted by Reaperistic

>Be the Army Scout
Okay.

"Hello! Would you like to buy some FUCKING GIRL SCOUT GRENADES?"

Profile:

Strife Specibus:

Lusus:

Other Crap:

If she is a purple blood where are her gills :0

Traded them for a merit badge.

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 10:34 PM

^CLEVER.

Oh sh-- NOOOOOOOOO

Time to edit, because I had no idea Purple/Violet bloods were people from the water. Dx

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 10:37 PM

Well, you could swap her to indigo and she'd still be a land dweller, as per Gamzee.

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 10:38 PM

Kill me now.

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...

IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

**AJfriss** · 11-19-2010, 10:56 PM

I can't put much more effort into a fantroll.

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by tonightsEntertainment

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...

IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by AJfriss

I can't put much more effort into a fantroll.

I can't put much more effort into trolling a troll.

**AJfriss** · 11-19-2010, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

Originally Posted by AJfriss

I can't put much more effort into a fantroll.

I can't put much more effort into trolling a troll.

Alright, sorry. I made a joke. I'll delete it if need be.

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:04 PM

Psh, and waste a bit of silliness on my part?

It's getting late, and I was just amusing myself >>

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...

IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by tonightsEntertainment

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...

IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-

**scientificBlues** · 11-19-2010, 11:35 PM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.

**Temperencia** · 11-19-2010, 11:38 PM

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by scientificBlues

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.

MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?

**tonightsEntertainment** · 11-19-2010, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.

MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-

**Panzerbear** · 11-19-2010, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by tonightsEntertainment

Originally Posted by Panzerbear

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-

MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.

MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-

MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?

**Renegade Electron** · 11-20-2010, 05:36 AM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-

PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.

**Sarcredsleuth** · 11-20-2010, 06:18 AM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-

PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU

**scientificBlues** · 11-20-2010, 06:36 AM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?

TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU
PC: and that.s about when we rode the armored cholerbear bull that is this conversation from mildly.amusing.town to hoofbeastshit.insanityville.
PC: thanks for playing. please proceed directly to the ocean and annoy the first homicidal glubgrub you find. shouldn.t be hard. that.s basically all of them.
PC: anybody who.s not completely shithive maggots want to contribute. maybe the bans guy.
PC: or whatever. i don.t really care all .that. much. here.

**Panzerbear** · 11-20-2010, 08:09 AM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU
PC: and that.s about when we rode the armored cholerbear bull that is this conversation from mildly.amusing.town to hoofbeastshit.insanityville.
PC: thanks for playing. please proceed directly to the ocean and annoy the first homicidal glubgrub you find. shouldn.t be hard. that.s basically all of them.
PC: anybody who.s not completely shithive maggots want to contribute. maybe the bans guy.
PC: or whatever. i don.t really care all .that. much. here.

whiteoutEnthusiast [WE] began responding to memo

WE: Each and every one of those bans was richly deserved, TT.
WE: Your flagrant *censored for content* was an affront to the Trollspace community.
WE: If not our society as a whole.
WE: Which I am not prepared to rule out as of yet.
MG: Err... Usually it's not prudent to provoke the aristocracy like that, PC...
MG: As they tend to be a little heavy-handed in their responses.

**scintillatingMoniker** · 11-20-2010, 11:11 AM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU
PC: and that.s about when we rode the armored cholerbear bull that is this conversation from mildly.amusing.town to hoofbeastshit.insanityville.
PC: thanks for playing. please proceed directly to the ocean and annoy the first homicidal glubgrub you find. shouldn.t be hard. that.s basically all of them.
PC: anybody who.s not completely shithive maggots want to contribute. maybe the bans guy.
PC: or whatever. i don.t really care all .that. much. here.

whiteoutEnthusiast [WE] began responding to memo

WE: Each and every one of those bans was richly deserved, TT.
WE: Your flagrant *censored for content* was an affront to the Trollspace community.
WE: If not our society as a whole.
WE: Which I am not prepared to rule out as of yet.
MG: Err... Usually it's not prudent to provoke the aristocracy like that, PC...
MG: As they tend to be a little heavy-handed in their responses.[/QUOTE]
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**concupiscentZealot** · 11-20-2010, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by scintillatingMoniker

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU
PC: and that.s about when we rode the armored cholerbear bull that is this conversation from mildly.amusing.town to hoofbeastshit.insanityville.
PC: thanks for playing. please proceed directly to the ocean and annoy the first homicidal glubgrub you find. shouldn.t be hard. that.s basically all of them.
PC: anybody who.s not completely shithive maggots want to contribute. maybe the bans guy.
PC: or whatever. i don.t really care all .that. much. here.

whiteoutEnthusiast [WE] began responding to memo

WE: Each and every one of those bans was richly deserved, TT.
WE: Your flagrant *censored for content* was an affront to the Trollspace community.
WE: If not our society as a whole.
WE: Which I am not prepared to rule out as of yet.
MG: Err... Usually it's not prudent to provoke the aristocracy like that, PC...
MG: As they tend to be a little heavy-handed in their responses.
CS: IaDsLOVEsTOsCOMEsBACKsANDsTELLsTHESEsASSHOLESsJUST sHOWsASSHOLISHsTHEYaREsBEINGfs
CS: BUTsONsTHEsOTHERsHANDsIaDsALSOsLIKEsTOsSTAYsSANEfs
CS: DIFFICULTsTOsDOsTHATsINsAsMEMOsLIKEsTHISfs

-- concupiscentZealot [CZ] respondet to memo. --
CZ: you vant cool ztoriez?
CZ: zat one time i vanted to impress ziz troll by rocking ziz game zo i inztalled it at my two computerz zo i could play alone but zen i was in ziz giant dezert and palmtreez everyvhere and my grub collapzed and now ze ozer troll iz zome kind of ghozt or zo
CZ: zo... you all zeem like a bunch of lovlifez viz nozing to do zan troll each other in pointlezz memoz
CZ: vould anyone care to, y'know, help me?
CZ: alzo, apparently ze pozition az my matezprit opened, zo...

**Renegade Electron** · 11-20-2010, 12:14 PM

prolixCorvid [PC] opened memo on board LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION.

PC: oh hey look what do you know a memo all of a sudden out of nowhere with no motive behind its creation at all.
PC: it turns out i really don.t know most of you at all. and maybe i.d like to.
PC: i mean. i.m sure you all know me and i don.t need any introduction because i.m basically the coolest guy around.
PC: so here.s what.s going to happen. you.re going to tell me what the most awesome thing you.ve ever done is. double points if it.s a lie.
PC: but try to make it a believable lie. okay. let.s start with that bucket headed guy.
PC: can somebody get me that bucket.headed guy.
PR: I'm already here.
PR: So, most awesome thing I've done, eh?
PR: Probably scaring the shit o|_|t of two trolls who were abo|_|t to confess their fl|_|shed feelings to eachother.
PR: One of them practically barfed her brains o|_|t. HAH!

-- vengeanceCycle [VC] responded to memo. --

VC: Weeeeee don't..... neeeeeed the...... bucket-heeeeeeaded guy!
VC: I'llllll...... Tell you what the awesomeeeeeest...... thing Iiiiiii've...... everrrrrr done is!
VC: Iiiiiii...... came hive to a frrrrrrozen hive...... and tons of deaaaad...... Lusii!
VC: Iiiiii...... saved them allllll...... And made them MOTORRRRRRRBEASTS!
VC: Prrrrretty...... Freaking aweeeeesome...... Rrrrrright!?
PC: actually yeah that is pretty cool. except for the motorbeasts thing.
PC: and woah how did that bucket guy sneak up on us like that. what.s his deal.
PC: aside from how his romance is dead or whatever.
PC: commendable effort in scaring other trolls. though. i approve of the principle. if not the actual act and timing.
PC: personally i once punched an armored cholerbear in the snout. and lived.
PC: it was blinded. of course. and also asleep. and i don.t really punch all that hard.
PC: so i guess it doesn.t really count. but whatever.
PR: Okay not only was that a lie, b|_|t yo|_|dissassembled it and admitted how pathetic yo|_| are YO|_|RSELF.
PR: Yo|_| are a sad, strange little troll.
PC: i swear on my hollow horns it is absolutely. positively. definitely true.
PC: but certainly kind of pathetic. yeah.

misguidedGeneticist [MG] responded to memo

MG: Err, pardon the late response, but... what exactly is this memo intended to distract us from???
MG: You couldn't possibly be, say, attacking all of our hives simultaneously, or, err...
MG: Well, that's all that comes to mind immediately...

indulgentMobility [IM] began responding to the memo.

IM: what up nerds -huff-
IM: or nerd and unfortunate victims of nerd conversation -huff-
PR: If he is attacking our hives, then good l|_|ck with that.
PR: I don't have one! Hah!
PC: no. that would be stupid.
PC: i strife about as well as a comatose musclebeast.
PC: actually that.s probably an overstatement.
PC: the point is. it.s not distracting .you. from anything in particular. relax.
IM: ignoring me, acipit -huff-
IM: ouch, that wounds -huff-
IM: and he's totally distracting us from the catfight between his two lady friends -huff-
PC: well i just sort of assumed that you didn.t have any tales of amazingness to share.
PC: as you.re busy lying around on your floor all depressed because you can.t figure out what else to do.
PC: but if you do. you.re welcome to do so. have at it. rasant.
MG: Well, if we're regaling one another with exploits beyond compare and the like, err...
MG: Would... grafting musclebeast, err, well, muscles to a troll successfully count?
MG: Or would you need more detail?
MG: And more, err, verse?
IM: i didn't realize this was story time, coraxe, or do i have to get into the story about how i taught you how to fight against cholerbears
IM: or taught you how to sleep -huff-
IM: and for your shitty information, i'm learning how to throw knives -huff-
IM: and i should be pretty good at it by the time you drop by -huff-
IM: and sure whatever congrats brown nerd -huff-
MG: Yes, yes, nerd that I am...
MG: I'm sure wigglers like yourself will someday be properly thankful for the thinkers and learners that allowed our glorious race to ascend from this miserable mudball of a planet...
MG: But in the meantime, I'm sure your hunting expeditions are, what, beyond the standard scope of the abilities of someone a meager five sweeps in age?
MG: And teaching someone to sleep. Now that is an accomplishment...
IM: wow i could actually hear you adjust your glasses while you typed that -huff-
IM: by the way, nice job on the whole giving muscles to a troll,
IM: though i'm fairly certain you don't need much science besides a functioning head on your shoulders and two working limbs -huff-

MG: Your ignorance is profound.
MG: One does not simply sew parts from one living being onto another and hope for the best.
MG: The finesse is in connecting it all and making it work rather than just flap uselessly like your chitinous windhole...

IM: no dipshit, i mean you can grow your own muscles if you weren't huddled over a desk all day -huff-
IM: and the only flapping my 'chitinous windhole' is doing is laughter, my thumbs are doing all the work here -huff-

MG: Then your lack of familiarity with musclebeast anatomy provides you with your laughable understanding of the subject...
MG: As few of our species can even hope to match the power possessed by those creatures...
MG: And, for the record, I did not graft the aforementioned pieces to myself, but to a client of mine...
MG: That aside, if you wish to engage in a duel of semantics, I would be one to hope that you type with more digits than simply your thumbs.

IM: i'm glad society's thinkers and learners are busy making trolls into supertrolls, i am so thankful -huff-
IM: and maybe if you actually did some thinking before you spout words, maybe you'd realize that i use a smaller and more mobile device than a husktop to troll shitties like you -huff-
IM: because, you know, i go outside -huff-
IM: you do know what the outside is, right -huff-
MG: No, test subjects simply wander into my hive from time to time, and I make the best of it...
MG: Why you'd be passing your time by staring at a small screen instead of, say, keeping and eye out is beyond me, though...
MG: Surely someone with such an expansive knowledge of the outside world would be more than familiar with the dangers inherent in meandering abroad...

IM: oh no, the dangers -huff-
IM: i jump across rooftops at fatal heights for a living, and anything that can't be beat with a good bit of leg or fistwork is probably susceptible to knives in the head -huff-
IM: and hate to break it to you, but there's other things i do alongside chat up nerds -huff-
IM: relaxing up on this rooftop where none of these 'dangers' can bother me being one of those, at this very moment -huff-
PC: hey. look at that. a new kismesiship in the making.
PC: you.re welcome.
AP: Round of applause.
MG: Oh... oh gog, no... Just...
MG: Caliginous compatibility notwithstanding, I've barely even met IM...
MG: Don't you think you're jumping the proverbial gun here?
IM: sorry, already got one -huff-
IM: besides, brownie here is too pathetic to hate -huff-
IM: i think the satisfaction of knowing he's going to get fisted by the drone and die alone is much greater than the thought of cheating on my current blackrom -huff-
MG: Never be without a Plan B.
MG: Or C, for that matter... It's all in the contingencies.
MG: But it's quite alright that you've kept the relationship professional, as there really isn't so much to hate about you...
MG: Exasperation is mild at best...
MG: But back to the topic at hand?
MG: Surely someone has at least a vaguely interesting story?
MG: Or will this just devolve into pointless harassment?
TT: Haha wow I am so lat3 for this party
TT: But I am still going to say what th3 most aw3som3 thing I hav3 don3 is.
TT: Well, s33, you guys know Trollspa

, right?
TT: I got bann3d from that S3V3NT33N TIM3S.
TT: I have all th3 bans. All of th3m.
DB: I HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE
DB: HAVE YOU
PC: and that.s about when we rode the armored cholerbear bull that is this conversation from mildly.amusing.town to hoofbeastshit.insanityville.
PC: thanks for playing. please proceed directly to the ocean and annoy the first homicidal glubgrub you find. shouldn.t be hard. that.s basically all of them.
PC: anybody who.s not completely shithive maggots want to contribute. maybe the bans guy.
PC: or whatever. i don.t really care all .that. much. here.

whiteoutEnthusiast [WE] began responding to memo

WE: Each and every one of those bans was richly deserved, TT.
WE: Your flagrant *censored for content* was an affront to the Trollspace community.
WE: If not our society as a whole.
WE: Which I am not prepared to rule out as of yet.
MG: Err... Usually it's not prudent to provoke the aristocracy like that, PC...
MG: As they tend to be a little heavy-handed in their responses.
CS: IaDsLOVEsTOsCOMEsBACKsANDsTELLsTHESEsASSHOLESsJUST sHOWsASSHOLISHsTHEYaREsBEINGfs
CS: BUTsONsTHEsOTHERsHANDsIaDsALSOsLIKEsTOsSTAYsSANEfs
CS: DIFFICULTsTOsDOsTHATsINsAsMEMOsLIKEsTHISfs[/QUOTE]

-- concupiscentZealot [CZ] respondet to memo. --
CZ: you vant cool ztoriez?
CZ: zat one time i vanted to impress ziz troll by rocking ziz game zo i inztalled it at my two computerz zo i could play alone but zen i was in ziz giant dezert and palmtreez everyvhere and my grub collapzed and now ze ozer troll iz zome kind of ghozt or zo
CZ: zo... you all zeem like a bunch of lovlifez wiz nozing to do zan troll each other in pointlezz memoz
CZ: vould anyone care to, y'know, help me?
CZ: alzo, apparently ze pozition az my matezprit opened, zo...

TT: Hmm...
TT: W3ll what sort of h3lp do you n33d?
TT: If you n33d anoth3r troll in your gam3, honestly I'm not much for gam3s.
TT: But I know a guy who is.
TT: Just holl3r if you want m3 to l3t him know.

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