TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[momatoes]

So, finally, my second troll.




You're a pretty nice guy. Actually, some trolls would more accurately describe you as a PASSIVE DOORMAT, but that's kind of pushing it too far! After all, you are an ADVOCATE FOR PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING; you're ideological enough to believe that true unity between the blood spectrums is possible. Unless of course a higher blood troll tells you otherwise. Or a lower blood troll. You know what? You just want to agree with everyone.

It doesn't help that your lusus is a large, venomous snake. Also that it loves to gnaw on your arms (though just a tiny little, and only if it's really really hungry). It's OK though! You have an amazing metabolism. You can quickly HEAL FROM ANY INJURY - though more extreme ones, such as loss of limbs, would take more energy and time.

... All of these have made you feel a little ... PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE though. In fact, whenever you're feeling very courageous, you even dabble in !!! SARCASM.

In addition, you've become fascinated with hurting yourself on purpose and regenerating your wounds. You think MEDICINE and TOXICOLOGY are very worthwhile pursuits - when you grow up, you want to use your knowledge of the troll body (obtained through self-inflicted injuries) in order to become a world-famous SURGEON. In order to prepare for that great day, you stock up on tons of BOOKS, pretty much WRECKING YOUR EYESIGHT through endless studying. It's all worth it though.

Because then, RAELIS SEPIUS would finally be powerful enough to matter.

Your weapon is the SCALPEL and your fetch modus is the SYMPTOMATIC FETCH MODUS; in order to retrieve an item, the item must fulfill all symptoms that were manually specified when it was first obtained. Your symbol is the ROD OF ASCLEPIUS.

Your pesterchum is serpentMedic [SM] (#002350) and you, speak as if you'd like to add something else; except, you just kind of hesitate; so, you put commas and semicolons everywhere;

[Sarcredsleuth]

Momatoes, that is a awesome sprite. And an awesome troll, all in all.

[momatoes]

Thanks a lot! That is all there is to say on the matter.

[Stinkosar]

BLUH. I still need to get around to making a bio for my crazy,blood-loving,unnamed troll.

[ZDG]

And i still have to do a profile for that empress troll.

[Stinkosar]

You are now- now- uhh.....BLAS- BL- V- A- Dammit!

[ZDG]

Uh, sorry to say that, but the tentacles are outright horrible, you should see calama's sprite and do something like this, yours are really weird, and the black clashes with the white.
Also, what is wrong with his right eye? Is he half closing it?

[Stinkosar]

Uh, sorry to say that, but the tentacles are outright horrible, you should see calama's sprite and do something like this, yours are really weird, and the black clashes with the white.
Also, what is wrong with his right eye? Is he half closing it?

Crazy-Twitch. It's a classic. I would animate it to make it more clear. But I can't animate for shit.
Also The tentacles are having spasms. Also they are Dark blue and yellow. Not White and black. And their not coming out of the shirt like calama's their they are literally tiny tentacles that are ripping out from his back. they ripped his shirt. In the back. The front was all him. Even though he controls them I guess that makes the point moot.But yeah. I wish they came out better,but I don't want them to look..normal per se,I kinda want them to look stange to show their like twitching out. and not moving smoothly. Again,wish I could animate.

[ZDG]

Well, if you say that the tentacles comes from his back, look at Vradax (in my sig), his "claws" have the same concept, except they don't twitch.

[Stinkosar]

Well, if you say that the tentacles comes from his back, look at Vradax (in my sig), his "claws" have the same concept, except they don't twitch.

They remind me of alien face hugger claws. They look like they could latch on to your face.
Also I'm still trying to think of a name for this bugger.

[Veriama]

Also I'm still trying to think of a name for this bugger.

Catnip Catnip?


...What?
The cat suggested it! >:C

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yeah, that's xer's lusus.

[Sarcredsleuth]

God

DAMNIT VERI

WHY IS THAT CAT SO CUTEEEE

[Stinkosar]

Big ol' cute insane kitty,With tentacles coming out of his back =D.

[Stinkosar]

No seriously if anyone draws that I will love them forever.

[chimericWilder]

Hey Veri
That cat is fat
(I say that about all cats, its like my motto or something)
Its also cute like hell though

[Dragongirl30894]

New troll, made specially for The Insurrection.


Name: Magnea Sulpha
Blood/text color: #780000
Trolltag: roboticBlacksmith
Typing quirk: replaces I with 1, O with 0, types in all caps all the time
Symbol: alchemy symbol for magnesium
Interests: mining, refining metals, building circuit boards, building robots
Personality: relatively upbeat most of the time, hates when high bloods put themselves above others, and might just end up building a robot for the sole purpose of tracking them down and blowing up their hive
Lusus: a large mole-like creature, initially with very poor eyesight, but now has robot eyes installed by her that can detect raw metal through the ground
Weapon: pickaxeKind, (also has screwdriverKind, plierKind and solderingKind to work on her robots)
Sylladex: Circuits Modus (user must correctly hack the circuit on top of the card to retrieve the item)
Misc: she lost her right eye when one of her robots malfunctioned and went berserk upon activation, and the robotic eye now in place has night vision and X-ray vision

[Panzerbear]

-- CURRENT aggravatedEgotist [CAE] opened a memo on board You. Idiots. Over here. --
CAE: Since it is completely impossible to stop idiots from being complete idiots, here is a memo for you all to be idiotic in.
CAE: The plan is that you be idiots in this memo and then you go off and be that much less fucking stupid elsewhere.
CAE: All I have to do is keep on telling myself that this is for a WONDERFUL cause.
CAE: .... :|
-- CURRENT stifledEloquence [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CSE: Tentative inquiry is there any reason to believe that asinine behavior in this memo will actually lead to more reasonable levels of intelligence elsewhere question mark
CSE: Sardonic inquiry or is this just an attempt to assert that anyone who responds to the memo is possessing a subpar intellect question mark
-- CURRENT affableTinker [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CAT: Well I'm sure AE w0uldn't be d0ing this 4 n0 reas0n.
CAT: Maybe the mem0's just 2 f00l ar0und in and be silly?
-- ??? misguidedGeneticist [?MG] AT ?: ?? responded to memo.
?MG: Err... Doesn't that seem a ~little~ convenient?
?MG: I *really* don't think AE had your ~best interests~ in mind...
?MG: Probably just *coping* with ~boredom~ or *something* along those lines...
-- PAST urbaneVagrant [PUV] 32 HOURS AGO responded to memo. --
PUV: gods th'lot of you are jes' feedin' th'ego
PUV: learn t'be a little savvy fer goodness' sake

[Temperencia]

-- CURRENT aggravatedEgotist [CAE] opened a memo on board You. Idiots. Over here. --
CAE: Since it is completely impossible to stop idiots from being complete idiots, here is a memo for you all to be idiotic in.
CAE: The plan is that you be idiots in this memo and then you go off and be that much less fucking stupid elsewhere.
CAE: All I have to do is keep on telling myself that this is for a WONDERFUL cause.
CAE: .... :|
-- CURRENT stifledEloquence [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CSE: Tentative inquiry is there any reason to believe that asinine behavior in this memo will actually lead to more reasonable levels of intelligence elsewhere question mark
CSE: Sardonic inquiry or is this just an attempt to assert that anyone who responds to the memo is possessing a subpar intellect question mark
-- CURRENT affableTinker [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CAT: Well I'm sure AE w0uldn't be d0ing this 4 n0 reas0n.
CAT: Maybe the mem0's just 2 f00l ar0und in and be silly?
-- ??? misguidedGeneticist [?MG] AT ?: ?? responded to memo.
?MG: Err... Doesn't that seem a ~little~ convenient?
?MG: I *really* don't think AE had your ~best interests~ in mind...
?MG: Probably just *coping* with ~boredom~ or *something* along those lines...
-- PAST urbaneVagrant [PUV] 32 HOURS AGO responded to memo. --
PUV: gods th'lot of you are jes' feedin' th'ego
PUV: learn t'be a little savvy fer goodness' sake
-- CURRENT bubblyExite [BE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CBE: ....butterfly~! : D
CBE: ....elephant~! : )
CBE: ....ladybug~! : 3
CBE: ....meat. : (

[Veriama]

-- CURRENT aggravatedEgotist [CAE] opened a memo on board You. Idiots. Over here. --

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CAE: Since it is completely impossible to stop idiots from being complete idiots, here is a memo for you all to be idiotic in.
CAE: The plan is that you be idiots in this memo and then you go off and be that much less fucking stupid elsewhere.
CAE: All I have to do is keep on telling myself that this is for a WONDERFUL cause.
CAE: .... :|
-- CURRENT stifledEloquence [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CSE: Tentative inquiry is there any reason to believe that asinine behavior in this memo will actually lead to more reasonable levels of intelligence elsewhere question mark
CSE: Sardonic inquiry or is this just an attempt to assert that anyone who responds to the memo is possessing a subpar intellect question mark
-- CURRENT affableTinker [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CAT: Well I'm sure AE w0uldn't be d0ing this 4 n0 reas0n.
CAT: Maybe the mem0's just 2 f00l ar0und in and be silly?
-- ??? misguidedGeneticist [?MG] AT ?: ?? responded to memo.
?MG: Err... Doesn't that seem a ~little~ convenient?
?MG: I *really* don't think AE had your ~best interests~ in mind...
?MG: Probably just *coping* with ~boredom~ or *something* along those lines...
-- PAST urbaneVagrant [PUV] 32 HOURS AGO responded to memo. --
PUV: gods th'lot of you are jes' feedin' th'ego
PUV: learn t'be a little savvy fer goodness' sake
-- CURRENT bubblyExite [CBE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CBE: ....butterfly~! : D
CBE: ....elephant~! : )
CBE: ....ladybug~! : 3
CBE: ....meat. : (

CAE: Judging from the immense mental retardation you all seem to suffer from, I wouldn't be surprised if you were completely inane in this memo for hours on fucking end.
CAE: And then you would all get right back up and be even more stupid.
CAE: A motherfuckin' miracle is about to happen here.
CAE: You will all get more stupid than you already are.
CAE: Just watch. :|

[Temperencia]

-- CURRENT aggravatedEgotist [CAE] opened a memo on board You. Idiots. Over here. --

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CAE: Since it is completely impossible to stop idiots from being complete idiots, here is a memo for you all to be idiotic in.
CAE: The plan is that you be idiots in this memo and then you go off and be that much less fucking stupid elsewhere.
CAE: All I have to do is keep on telling myself that this is for a WONDERFUL cause.
CAE: .... :|
-- CURRENT stifledEloquence [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CSE: Tentative inquiry is there any reason to believe that asinine behavior in this memo will actually lead to more reasonable levels of intelligence elsewhere question mark
CSE: Sardonic inquiry or is this just an attempt to assert that anyone who responds to the memo is possessing a subpar intellect question mark
-- CURRENT affableTinker [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CAT: Well I'm sure AE w0uldn't be d0ing this 4 n0 reas0n.
CAT: Maybe the mem0's just 2 f00l ar0und in and be silly?
-- ??? misguidedGeneticist [?MG] AT ?: ?? responded to memo.
?MG: Err... Doesn't that seem a ~little~ convenient?
?MG: I *really* don't think AE had your ~best interests~ in mind...
?MG: Probably just *coping* with ~boredom~ or *something* along those lines...
-- PAST urbaneVagrant [PUV] 32 HOURS AGO responded to memo. --
PUV: gods th'lot of you are jes' feedin' th'ego
PUV: learn t'be a little savvy fer goodness' sake
-- CURRENT bubblyExite [CBE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CBE: ....butterfly~! : D
CBE: ....elephant~! : )
CBE: ....ladybug~! : 3
CBE: ....meat. : (

CAE: Judging from the immense mental retardation you all seem to suffer from, I wouldn't be surprised if you were completely inane in this memo for hours on fucking end.
CAE: And then you would all get right back up and be even more stupid.
CAE: A motherfuckin' miracle is about to happen here.
CAE: You will all get more stupid than you already are.
CAE: Just watch. :|
CBE: you remind me of my anatomy teacher~! : D
CBE: so nice..
CBE: helping me dissect troll brains..
CBE: cussing out stupid people..
CBE: sigh~

[Temperencia]

Oh boy.

[crash826]

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Oh boy.

FFFFFFFFFF
DIABETES
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

[Gecky]

Your name is Kernio Gramogan and you are a TROLL.
Like any other trolls, you have LOTS of INTERESTS. You enjoy pretty much ANYTHING that has something to do with CREATING (and maybe even DESTROYING) things. You think that anything else is BORING. You like wearing FLASHY COLORS. Your LUSUS is something that HUMANS would call a GIANT TURTLE. You don't know what humans are, you just know they call them that. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is of the WRENCHKIND. You have a MECHANIC MODUS. To get an ITEM from a CAPTCHALOGUE CARD, you have to FIX the CARD.

Your TROLLTAG is flashyMechanic and you speak with a harsh dialok that makes your worts sount cooler.(#F88017)

[Panzerbear]

-- CURRENT aggravatedEgotist [CAE] opened a memo on board You. Idiots. Over here. --

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CAE: Since it is completely impossible to stop idiots from being complete idiots, here is a memo for you all to be idiotic in.
CAE: The plan is that you be idiots in this memo and then you go off and be that much less fucking stupid elsewhere.
CAE: All I have to do is keep on telling myself that this is for a WONDERFUL cause.
CAE: .... :|
-- CURRENT stifledEloquence [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CSE: Tentative inquiry is there any reason to believe that asinine behavior in this memo will actually lead to more reasonable levels of intelligence elsewhere question mark
CSE: Sardonic inquiry or is this just an attempt to assert that anyone who responds to the memo is possessing a subpar intellect question mark
-- CURRENT affableTinker [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
CAT: Well I'm sure AE w0uldn't be d0ing this 4 n0 reas0n.
CAT: Maybe the mem0's just 2 f00l ar0und in and be silly?
-- ??? misguidedGeneticist [?MG] AT ?: ?? responded to memo.
?MG: Err... Doesn't that seem a ~little~ convenient?
?MG: I *really* don't think AE had your ~best interests~ in mind...
?MG: Probably just *coping* with ~boredom~ or *something* along those lines...
-- PAST urbaneVagrant [PUV] 32 HOURS AGO responded to memo. --
PUV: gods th'lot of you are jes' feedin' th'ego
PUV: learn t'be a little savvy fer goodness' sake
-- CURRENT bubblyExite [CBE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --
CBE: ....butterfly~! : D
CBE: ....elephant~! : )
CBE: ....ladybug~! : 3
CBE: ....meat. : (

CAE: Judging from the immense mental retardation you all seem to suffer from, I wouldn't be surprised if you were completely inane in this memo for hours on fucking end.
CAE: And then you would all get right back up and be even more stupid.
CAE: A motherfuckin' miracle is about to happen here.
CAE: You will all get more stupid than you already are.
CAE: Just watch. :|
CBE: you remind me of my anatomy teacher~! : D
CBE: so nice..
CBE: helping me dissect troll brains..
CBE: cussing out stupid people..
CBE: sigh~
PUV: hahah miracles
PUV: but seriously y'don't really believe in 'em do yeh
CAT: What's wr0ng with believing in miracles?
CAT: Life is full 0f little miracles.
CSE: Dry cultural reference stupid is as stupid does sir period
PUV: yeh'd know all about that wouldn'tcha
CSE: Annoyed dismissal go blow it out your chitinous windhole at someone who can be mustered to give a damn period
?MG: BE did you, err... get anything ~useful~ out of your *anatomy* teacher or was it just ~basics???~
?MG: A *tip* or two would be appreciated...

[amnesiaDinosaur]

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