TROLLSLUM 3: Triple Trollfle Shuffle

[Veriama]

awww i don't mind at all! once i dig up a decent monitor and my tablet, i'll spruce it up a little if you want. 8D

I would have a happy aneurysm.

[Bandages]

Jervous, your !!EXPLOSIVE!! font just gave me an idea:

a dwarf fortress inspired troll..

[Julia]

Hmmmmmm... >:3

*gets to work*

[maya]

aww, christmas tablets. my tablet is sadly getting pretty ancient- rather, part of it is. i actually have two, the original one my parents bought me about seven years ago for my birfday, and another one i bought second-hand recently to harvest some parts out of. :d I HAS THE FRANKENTABLET.

[Panzerbear]

Panzerbear I beseech you. Please make me an AlterniaBound sprite of HurlingPagan. The base used would preferably be that of Kanaya. Thank you.


And on that note I'd like to say that if a troll highschool RP were to occur, Yggash Regros would be there.

*Looks up the character*

...You're trying to kill me with that hair, aren't you?

[Stinkosar]

Panzerbear I beseech you. Please make me an AlterniaBound sprite of HurlingPagan. The base used would preferably be that of Kanaya. Thank you.


And on that note I'd like to say that if a troll highschool RP were to occur, Yggash Regros would be there.

*Looks up the character*

...You're trying to kill me with that hair, aren't you?

Ok how about you don't kill yourself and make one of Labry?

[hurlingPagan]

Panzerbear I beseech you. Please make me an AlterniaBound sprite of HurlingPagan. The base used would preferably be that of Kanaya. Thank you.


And on that note I'd like to say that if a troll highschool RP were to occur, Yggash Regros would be there.

*Looks up the character*

...You're trying to kill me with that hair, aren't you?

Not really. He has sunglasses and hair. I will make diagram...

Red being glasses.

[crash826]

Your name is NEXLYE NETRUS, and you are a damn freak.

When you were young, your lusus was killed in a freak accident, and you grew up extremely lonely. That is, until you were caught in ANOTHER freak accident involving a redblood psionic and necromancer, a tube of toothpaste, a suit of winter gear, a small box of munitions, some silicone gel, a hank of fake hair, some plastic and WAY TOO MANY CHEMICALS.

Now you have BECOME your COAT. That is to say, it’s been GRAFTED INTO YOUR FLESH. Which is now MADE OF PLASTIC. You have essentially become A WALKING DOLL, bendy and stretchy. Guns protrude from your fingers; your breath is permanently minty, and YOUR HORNS KEEP FALLING OFF because you MADE THEM OUT OF CARDBOARD. It sucks.

Now that you’re a FREAK OF NATURE, you don’t have much to do all day. Mostly you TRAVEL AROUND and SHOOT GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU, as your freakiness has gotten you classified as an ultra-rare FLARP mob and your blood is a particularly powerful HEALING MEDICINE. Despite this, you enjoy SIMPLE GAMES such as TAG and TABLE TENNIS, and you often DROP STUFF OFF CLIFFS and leap off the cliff and see if you can HIT THE GROUND FIRST, since your pliant and squishy body resists impacts. One day, though, you will find that redblood and you will MAKE HIM PAY like no one else has ever PAID.

In the meantime, you practice with SHOOTING DOWN ANIMALS and collecting their BLOOD, then treating your plastics with it to change color. The transformation into this form kind of… messed you up.

Your trolltag is recreatedAcids and you zl_ip and z|_ide your wor|)z aroun|).

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Name: Nexlye Netrus
Trolltag: recreatedAcids (Royal Blue)
Strife Specibus: fingergunKind
Blood Color: Royal Blue
Typing Quirk: writes s as z, l as |_, d as |).
Freakiness: off the charts, broseph

[Panzerbear]

Ok how about you don't kill yourself and make one of Labry?

I'm lazy and will need a link, or at least the chat handle if he's in the trollslum list.

And, of course, general details you'd like

Not really. He has sunglasses and hair. I will make diagram...
Red being glasses.

More from an aesthetics standpoint But I cured my apprehension by pretending he's Ozzy in a dress. With longer hair >>

[momatoes]

..my favorite part is the cliff-jumping part. Freaky troll, Crash. I give it two thumbs up.

[Julia]

DONE *slaps troll picture on table*




Your name is Yerist Dagger.

You are a brown blooded miner/stoneworker/engraver/hauler/whatever needs doing. You are sent first against the horrors in the deep, and all the scary creatures that lurk within. Armed with your trusty pickaxe, you quickly hightail it out of any sort of danger or away from any form of non-dangerous wildlife. You are really clumsy, falling off just about everything or accidently causing cave-ins, plus you have a tendency to wall yourself into places while building hives...this also happens when you're making moats, or digging channels for water to flow through. You usually have to be bailed out at least a hundred times a day. At best. You also have the weird ability to withstand the alternian sun without burning your eyes out!...but when you go out in the sunlight, you quickly start to vomit everywhere. It gets worse the longer you stay underground.

You have a few powers, actually! One makes digging super easily, you have innate super-strength! You are the best at wrestling, the best. You can dig through stone wall in a matter of seconds, and you can engrave pictures on walls using your bare hands. But uh, you're really afraid to fight! Everything's so scary! You also have the ability to see in the dark, like a nightvision. It only works underground, though.

You have a variety of interests, including being drunk and drinking barrels upon barrels of alcohol. You also admire art, but not the usual kind. You love cave drawings, and engravings. The stranger the picture is, the better. You love engraving too, capturing key moments in your life and drawing them on random walls. You hate it when your masterpieces get defaced! Another thing you like to do is hold parties. You will have a party anywhere- at the alternian zoo, a statue garden, even at your lusus' cage! It's never a dull moment when you're around! The only problem is...there's nothing to do at these parties except drink and stand around. You also love certain kinds of stones, like Microline! (what people don't realize is that microline is EVERYWHERE.) You love metals, too. Oh, and gems! Basically you love anything found underground. Except...horrors. Horrors in the deep.

You have an overactive imagination sometimes, other trolls say. You say that there are monsters- evil creatures, hidden in the deep mountains, encased by precious metals so they'll never escape. You use words like 'clowns' for the horrors, and 'clown car' for their prison. Everytime you dig, you have to be sure you never find the clown car. It could mean doom for Alternia itself.

You like cats! Cats are your favourite food! Sometimes they like to adopt you, but your fellow miners always tell you to butcher them. Boy oh boy, they make some good leather! Speaking of leather...your clothes are getting all tattered again. You like to keep your clothes until they disintegrate. Can't let anything go to waste! Especially socks. Socks are your favourite thing.

Your trolltag is feyMood and you talk in a dwarven accent but you don't know how to talk like a dwarf.


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Your fetch modus is Beard, you can put anything in your beard and hold it there, but you just have to find it when you want it!
Your strife specibus is Pickaxekind.
Your lusus is a Carp.

I wrote too much. :c

COMING SOON WHEN I GET BACK MAYBE: An actual dwarf's beard (this one is much, much too clean)

[august]

Your fetch modus is Beard

This is the best modus ever.

[Thunder Reign]

DONE *slaps troll picture on table*

Everyone go home, best fantroll found. Thread over.

[momatoes]

beard...fetch modus...I bet small civilizations are living in there and somesuch :0

*tears of joy*

[crash826]

BEARD MODUS
THAT'S IT
EVERYONE GO HOME
DEMOLISH POMMY'S MODUS SHOP
WE ARE DONE HERE

[scientificBlues]

Your lusus is a Carp.

Buff 40d carp, or weak new carp?

Either way, one thing is sure: All of Yerist's friends will die, horribly, and it will be okay because (s)he has eaten in a legendary dining room recently and admired a fine microcline table.

[Flamerider64]

Everyone go home, best fantroll found. Thread over.

Well crap.

So anyway, here's to guessing #777 is the luckiest troll ever.

[Panzerbear]

...Well, there's hurlingPagan. Maybe?

Bluh bluh more to do.

[Pokolo]

Is there anyway I can get terezi and karkat sprites small without hitting print screen and resizing them in paint?

[Panzerbear]

Are you pulling the sprites directly from the comic or from rips posted in the forums?

[Temperencia]

Maaaan, I gave up on trying to get a tablet a long time ago.

Still want one. ;___;

But then I figured out that you have to be pro with coloring in Photoshop/SAI for the tablet to be useful, and I suck at coloring..
DAMN YOU PEOPLE WITH TABLETS. (shakes fists in air)

[Cevaztyen]

Have a tablet! Stylus broke a while back, though....

[momatoes]

You don't have to be a pro with coloring to have serious fun with a tablet. /says the girl who fails at coloring

In fact, you can really practice and improve your drawing skills with it. ...I used to try and make digital coloring with a mouse. BAD EXPERIENCE, WILL NOT TRY AGAIN :<

[amnesiaDinosaur]

I do all my art with a MOUSE.

[Cevaztyen]

I can do mouse. Been using a mouse for a while. Miss my tablet, though.