bbf: Create a forum adventure based on something totally random, like Puyo Puyo.

**billybobfred** · 11-05-2010, 06:44 PM

Created.

It has been a long time since your last adventure. The laws of narrative causality dictate that one will start up again soon.

Reader: Try to give this character a silly name that will be rejected so the author can get on with the introduction.

**Entropy Rogue** · 11-05-2010, 06:46 PM

Name: Biljizz McGaysexe

**Karhs12** · 11-05-2010, 06:51 PM

> Kawaii McDesu

**ThisPumpkin** · 11-05-2010, 06:54 PM

Name: billybobfred

**billybobfred** · 11-05-2010, 07:03 PM

You vaguely wonder why these people are trying to give you a silly name when you already have a perfectly good one.

Your name is SIG. You have been living in the ATTIC of the PRIMP TOWN MAGIC SCHOOL for as long as you can remember, which isn't very long at all. You are aware that this is HIGHLY UNUSUAL, but when you ask about it, you are universally REFUSED AN ANSWER.

Like most people, you have an INTEREST. Unlike most people, you just have the one: COLLECTING LIVE INSECTS. You also have a vague fondness for VARIOUS FLOWERS, but mainly because the INSECTS use them for SUSTENANCE.

PUYO BATTLING doesn't count as an INTEREST, by the way, because everyone does that here. One could call it a WAY OF LIFE.

Reader: Indulge in traditional game-start tomfoolery.

**Patashu** · 11-05-2010, 11:57 PM

Recall longest CHAIN.

**Fengar** · 11-06-2010, 12:07 AM

>Eat some insects.

**billybobfred** · 11-06-2010, 10:51 AM

>Recall longest CHAIN.

It looked like this. It's not as impressive as it looks, you got it in NON-STOP FEVER MODE. Actually, you're not all that good at building chains beyond FIVE.

>Eat some insects.

You would never do that! You collect insects to observe their FASCINATING BEHAVIORS, not to eat them! You actually tried to convince your acquaintance DONGURIGAERU not to eat insects, but your efforts were in vain. Apparently ACORN FROGS can't eat anything else. Phooey.

>Author: Pretend the readers said "Sig: Quickly retrieve arms from featureless background". I mean, you have the picture all drawn up already. Why waste it?

Okay. You get that, SIG?

SIG: Yes, but don't I already have arms?

Yeah, it's a thing.

**Fengar** · 11-06-2010, 12:22 PM

>Quickly retrieve feet from arms.

**Patashu** · 11-06-2010, 07:32 PM

Rocky IV Chaining Montage.

**billybobfred** · 11-06-2010, 10:30 PM

>Quickly retrieve feet from arms.

You flail about in confusion. Why would you... okay, that is a TERRIBLE animation.

>Author: Promise never again to combine your crappy drawing skills with your crappy animation skills.

Done. Now back to SIG.

You weren't actually all that confused by the suggestion, it was just a weird idea.

Rocky IV Chaining Montage.

That sounds like a GREAT IDEA, except for the part where you've never seen Rocky IV, or indeed any of the ROCKY MOVIES.

Sig: Get bored of this and examine your spell specibus as a form of exposition.

Okay.

(wide image)

It's not all that impressive, as you've left your first four SHOUT CARDS empty, only bothering to fill the REPEATER, with ACID. Your first FINISHER CARD is CYAN, which is A FREAKING COLOR. Your second is ASMALT, which a QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH reveals ISN'T EVEN A THING. Your third is ROBIN'S EGG, which is TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO ANYTHING, at best. Your fourth is CELESTIAL, which SOUNDS COOL, but is TOTALLY RANDOM. And your ULTIMATE is HYDRANGEA. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

Actually, didn't your second FINISHER CARD used to be PARAIBA? You even chose your chumhandle, paraibanCelestial, based on it! Not that it made a lot of sense either, it's A STATE ON THE EAST COAST OF BRAZIL, but it was at least a thing.

This is confusing you. And when you're confused, you pester your chums for advice.

**Fengar** · 11-07-2010, 01:13 AM

>Activate Cyan to color in the background, then get pestering.

**billybobfred** · 11-07-2010, 01:52 PM

>Activate Cyan to color in the background, then get pestering.

You can't use your SPELL SPECIBUS outside of a PUYO BATTLE! ... Or, wait, can you? You've never actually tried. Hm. Maybe AMITIE will know. Probably not, but you were going to pester her anyway.

As has already been mentioned, your chumhandle is paraibanCelestial. As has not already been mentioned, you type carefully, following the rules of grammar as MS. ACCORD taught them to you.

(pesterlog)

-- paraibanCelestial [PC] began pestering hugestHeadgear [HH] at whateverthehelltimeitis --

PC: Hey Amitie.
HH: hey sig!!! =D
PC: Could you check your Spell Specibus please? Specifically, see if anything has changed without your knowledge.
HH: uhhh okay
HH: why would that have happened though??? =?
PC: I dunno. But my second Finisher Card changed into something that I'm pretty sure doesn't even exist.
HH: oh that's sooooo weird!!! i wonder why it happened??? okay i'll check for you brb!!!

You are now AMITIE.

>_

**Fengar** · 11-07-2010, 03:11 PM

>Forget what you were supposed to do and look for something else to do.

**DairunCates** · 11-07-2010, 10:22 PM

>Amite: Get Really Real.

**billybobfred** · 11-09-2010, 10:00 AM

>Forget what you were supposed to do and look for something else to do.

You already have ARMS! ... Wait, nobody said anything about arms. What were we doing again?

>Amite: Get Really Real.

That would be totally WICKED! Except for the fact that it's just a THING you say and doesn't actually MEAN ANYTHING.

**Fengar** · 11-09-2010, 10:23 AM

>Gi outside and get a drink.

**DairunCates** · 11-09-2010, 11:10 AM

Amite: You've got a FEVER, and the only cure is more cowbell Puyo Pop.

Kirby: Non-canonical Avalanche Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

**billybobfred** · 11-10-2010, 09:02 PM

>Gi outside and get a drink.

You go OUTSIDE. (The author is TOO LAZY to make any art this update.)

There are no DRINKS OUTSIDE!

Amite: You've got a FEVER, and the only cure is more cowbell Puyo Pop.

Is that so? You immediately turn to the nearest person to explode some rainbow jellies at them.

Kirby: Non-canonical Avalanche Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

(BLAM time!)
It's Kirby! And whoever the PC is in MEAN BEAN MACHINE! (probably SONIC, but WHO THE HELL KNOWS?)

OH YEAH. This is SO EPIC. It's the MOST EPIC PUYO BATTLE that MANKIND HAS EVER SEEN. Too bad I'm not animating it, huh?
(/BLAM time!)

**billybobfred** · 12-27-2010, 01:33 AM

HF: Poke thread in hopes of reviving it.

HF? ... Oh, haikuFanfic. How many names does this author need, anyways?
what IS it even with you and NAMES MAN

Amitie: Realize that nobody is around to PUYO BATTLE with.

(talklog)

HH: Aw, man! I was hoping to Puyo Pop!
HH: I can't pop Puyo by myself!

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