ShitDick was banned for making an account to troll another user
Muthafucker has been banned for getting 7 separate infractions within 5 minutes
truly the stuff of legends, folks
he's taking a day off for each "honk" that he posted
hopefully he learns a word each day, so by the time he gets back we will be delightfully surprised to experience intelligent conversations that consist of sentences that are permutations of the same 8 words over and over
Pawel was a second account created to try to get around the fact that his first account never got an activation email.
Through the miracle of science, we managed to cure the first account of its malignant Post Permission Denied Syndrome (PPDS), but due to U.N. regulations on the cloning of humans, the second account had to be terminated.
Services for this soulless mockery of reproduction will be held in the atrium at 5:30pm. Coffee and light snacks will be served.
No longer official staff around here.
Any opinions I state are mine alone and more than likely do not represent current thinking or decisions of the staff.
Tay-Tay has been banned for being incredibly creepy.
Diacritical is taking his leave from the forum because the rest of us are all so boring and shitty, and definitely not because we take a dim view of people who Leave Dramatically then come back later to clamor for attention.
STRONG_TYPING was jailed, and then tempbanned by the admins, for posting a pornographic image under 200 spoiler tags.
@STRONG_TYPING In the future, if you're not sure whether a nsfw image is okay to post, just PM a mod. This old thread explains the infraction system.
Newgod has been banned for being a disruptive twit. Well, also because he said he wanted to be banned. But mostly the disruption thing.
The users Chasewithlasers and Fishman both reached seven points over the course of the same argument, and thus get a weeklong vacation from the forum. But can they overcome their differences and perhaps learn that Homestuck... Isn't the only thing they love?
Coming this fall to theaters near you, a romantic comedy to last the ages, it's... Banstuck.
Chwoka has been banned for a week for threadshitting, defying the moderators, and generally being a Roode Doode™. Hopefully he can take a correspondence course from the esteemed Judith Martin during his downtime.
Edit: Chwoka's ban has been commuted, because it turned out he was right the whole time. Godspeed, Chwoka.
darkblade477 was banned because he could not understand the difference between chatting like a normal human being and insulting literally everyone who talked to him.
He has been given a week off, and maybe in that time he might learn to be a little more coherent and a little less confrontational.
After a long period of being TOTALLY BANNED, Marelo has decided to grace us with his presence once again!
This means, however, that MSPA forums superstar Warelo, Marelo's sworn enemy, needed to be sacrificed in order to bring about Marelo's return.
Let us have a moment of silence for a true American hero...
Angelfox138 and sspinda have both been temporarily removed from the forums until they are of age to legally register. A reminder is perhaps due that we don't have that 13+ rule for shits and giggles; it is a legal requirement and the administration has absolutely no leeway in this matter.