Ban Log

[Avi]

ShitDick was banned for making an account to troll another user

[Drillgorg]

Oroborobo is enjoying a week off due to accumulated infractions. The former half consisting of being rude in mspa comic section, and the latter half resulted from attempting to troll me via PM. It didn't work out too well for him.

[SleepingOrange]

EMUGOD is taking a week off because of his rather offensive opinions about Jews and his inability to keep them to himself.

[Blueberry]

KFCFiringBlackPeople has been banned for trolling and posting inappropriate images. I'm too busy rummaging through my bathroom cabinets for the brainbleach to think of anything witty to say here.

[Esrever]

Muthafucker has been banned for getting 7 separate infractions within 5 minutes

truly the stuff of legends, folks

he's taking a day off for each "honk" that he posted

hopefully he learns a word each day, so by the time he gets back we will be delightfully surprised to experience intelligent conversations that consist of sentences that are permutations of the same 8 words over and over

[Drillgorg]

Future_Muthafucker has been banned for creating an alt to circumvent a ban, so now by Esrever's logic Muthafucker will gain an infinite vocabulary because he is banned forever.

[Esrever]

Future-Future-Muthafucker has been stabbed several times and kicked to the ground.

Presumably, he'll make another account, so we are waiting for an admin to come and deliver The Tumor to his ip address

[Michael]

User J-Lax and his small posse of alt accounts have been banned.

You know there are places in the world where people have no MSPA accounts at all. And yet there are some here who would just continue to register and waste them in excess. Show some conservation!

[Drillgorg]

masterTroll has been banned after five posts for failure to master trolling.

[Drillgorg]

And then his alts were banned too. Gofuckarake is off having conjugal relations with a rake, and NuckFiggers is some kind of fig farmer it appears.

[Esrever]

the super-secret, after-the-credits twist ending is that their IP address was from Australia

turns out America has super-fans living all around the world

[NotASenator]

Pawel was a second account created to try to get around the fact that his first account never got an activation email.

Through the miracle of science, we managed to cure the first account of its malignant Post Permission Denied Syndrome (PPDS), but due to U.N. regulations on the cloning of humans, the second account had to be terminated.

Services for this soulless mockery of reproduction will be held in the atrium at 5:30pm. Coffee and light snacks will be served.

[Blueberry]

SmarmHAZE is taking a little break from our forums while he learns how to turn capslock off and also how to be a productive poster rather than a troll.

[tynic]

Tay-Tay has been banned for being incredibly creepy.

[SleepingOrange]

Diacritical is taking his leave from the forum because the rest of us are all so boring and shitty, and definitely not because we take a dim view of people who Leave Dramatically then come back later to clamor for attention.

[Avi]

STRONG_TYPING was jailed, and then tempbanned by the admins, for posting a pornographic image under 200 spoiler tags.

@STRONG_TYPING In the future, if you're not sure whether a nsfw image is okay to post, just PM a mod. This old thread explains the infraction system.

[Drillgorg]

EMUGOD has been banned for accumulated infractions, including but not limited to: being unable to debate in Serious Business without undue aggression, not listening to mod directions concerning respect, and prejudiced language.

[SleepingOrange]

hurlingPagan gets to take a week off as a rather generous allotment of time to read and learn the rules of the forum.

[tynic]

Newgod has been banned for being a disruptive twit. Well, also because he said he wanted to be banned. But mostly the disruption thing.

[SleepingOrange]

The users Chasewithlasers and Fishman both reached seven points over the course of the same argument, and thus get a weeklong vacation from the forum. But can they overcome their differences and perhaps learn that Homestuck... Isn't the only thing they love?

Coming this fall to theaters near you, a romantic comedy to last the ages, it's... Banstuck.

[SleepingOrange]

Chwoka has been banned for a week for threadshitting, defying the moderators, and generally being a Roode Doode™. Hopefully he can take a correspondence course from the esteemed Judith Martin during his downtime.

Edit: Chwoka's ban has been commuted, because it turned out he was right the whole time. Godspeed, Chwoka.

[Esrever]

darkblade477 was banned because he could not understand the difference between chatting like a normal human being and insulting literally everyone who talked to him.

He has been given a week off, and maybe in that time he might learn to be a little more coherent and a little less confrontational.

[Michael]

Ghostrider was banned for being a throwaway account that spammed the forum with obnoxious images.

[Esrever]

After a long period of being TOTALLY BANNED, Marelo has decided to grace us with his presence once again!

HOORAY!!!

This means, however, that MSPA forums superstar Warelo, Marelo's sworn enemy, needed to be sacrificed in order to bring about Marelo's return.

Let us have a moment of silence for a true American hero...

[tynic]

Angelfox138 and sspinda have both been temporarily removed from the forums until they are of age to legally register. A reminder is perhaps due that we don't have that 13+ rule for shits and giggles; it is a legal requirement and the administration has absolutely no leeway in this matter.