Blast Out The Head-Canon Thread!?

[PrinceOfDoom]

headcannons for genitals
I think it might be tentacle-ish if its needed for females it would hide inside of an opening not dissimilar to a vagina, in the male the tentacles are more pronounced and do not hide but there is a small flap in the taint area for other males. and the breasts on female are just enlarged glands hiding extra fat from grubhood so the more a grub ate the bigger their size some how that process only happens for females no matter what. so once they become trolls they are all skinny. wbut the men are a bit more meaty all around.
Height Cannons - all pretty similar in size though except Tavros and Nepeta
Tavros-pre leg amputations / robot legs
Equius
Gamzee
Eridan and Kanaya
Vriska
Aradia and Sollux
Terezi
Karkat
Fefari
Nepeta

[Tirgo]

headcannons for genitals
I think it might be tentacle-ish if its needed for females it would hide inside of an opening not dissimilar to a vagina, in the male the tentacles are more pronounced and do not hide but there is a small flap in the taint area for other males. and the breasts on female are just enlarged glands hiding extra fat from grubhood so the more a grub ate the bigger their size some how that process only happens for females no matter what. so once they become trolls they are all skinny. wbut the men are a bit more meaty all around.

...okay.

also if we're doing headcanon troll genitals i just imagine human genitals except on trolls wow i am boring. since female trolls dont get pregnant i am headcanoned that the place where they would have their pregnancything is instead designated to creating some kind of genetic slime thing (dudes also have such a thing i guess instead of balls but they still have dongs) and then they have sex like humans except when they orgasm they spit a bunch of that liquid out of their genitals and thats what the bucket is for.

just my idea. so boring.

[PrinceOfDoom]

That's actually some thing I forgot thanks!! i believe they do and can have casual sex and it would look pretty similar to how humans do!! they have to wait for a drone to come to mate the drone brings the bucket and when they reach the point of completion they spill it all into the bucket which is big enough to hold 4 different trolls at one time just in case ( why would any of them keep buckets themselves unless they are super pervy)

[Redux]

(just a btw, text colors are generally only used in the Forum Adventures, Games, and Roleplaying section of the forum.)

And so this is relevant, headcanon voice for Nannasprite is Spongebob's grandmother.

[Kaleb702]

Reproduction: human; all females just have the egg (which mammals have, but it's usually INSIDE) drop out into the bucket, where it can be taken to a fitting womb (mother grub).

Redux:
That voice is beautifully perfect for Nanna. Gog bless you.

[Gakuno]

Reproduction: human; all females just have the egg (which mammals have, but it's usually INSIDE) drop out into the bucket, where it can be taken to a fitting womb (mother grub).

It has been stated that the mother grub is the one who lays the eggs.
I do support the tentabulge theory, though. It oddly makes sense.

[kaoticAntagonist]

It has been stated that the mother grub is the one who lays the eggs.
I do support the tentabulge theory, though. It oddly makes sense.

I don't think it does.

tentacles seem to be roughly analogous to a penis, and since (I do not believe) Karkat recognized the dicks Dave was drawing and The Condescension found the way of human procreation nasty I assume their usual acts of sexual reproduction (Or rather, their commitment of genetic fluid into a bucket.) involves basically no penetration at all.

I guess the tentacles could be used to release the fluid but it seems like their would be a simpler way. I mean off the top of my head I cannot think of any insect with a tentacle penis.

Studying bugs seems like the best way of pinning down a likely reproductive method in my opinion.

[Professor Science]

I don't think it does.

tentacles seem to be roughly analogous to a penis, and since (I do not believe) Karkat recognized the dicks Dave was drawing and The Condescension found the way of human procreation nasty I assume their usual acts of sexual reproduction (Or rather, their commitment of genetic fluid into a bucket.) involves basically no penetration at all.

I guess the tentacles could be used to release the fluid but it seems like their would be a simpler way. I mean off the top of my head I cannot think of any insect with a tentacle penis.

Studying bugs seems like the best way of pinning down a likely reproductive method in my opinion.

I agree with your last statement there. Trolls are basically like insects right? They are born as wigglers (caterpillars?), they make cocoons for themselves, then they emerge as humanoid trolls and presumably have the potential to sprout butterfly-like wings (see the Summoner and god-tier trolls). Tentacle-bulges don't really make sense to me because they don't fit with the whole insect theme. Who ever heard of a bug with tentacles?
Having said that, I have no idea what their bulges would actually be like....

[Gakuno]

THEN HUSSIE STARTS DRAWING RULE 34

[metaphysics]

Wait, so we're talking about troll junk here

There isn't a right answer because trolls do not exist, and therefore they don't have genitalia unless Hussie says they do, but he won't because Homestuck is not a porno

For all we know, "genetic material collection" can just be trolls spitting into buckets

That being said, someone above me said that looking at insect reproduction would be the best bet, and I agree.

[jedm180]

Random head-cannon sent on my mobile so sorry for bad grammar. My head-cannon is about Jane. I think the recipe modus is going to end up as the way the trolls can recreate the matriorb without running out of grist like Kanaya did. I remember near when Jane's modus was introduced that a matriorb was in one of the recipes so maybe some form of reverse engineering could recreate one that wont require as much grist? Any opinions? I don't know what everyone thinks I just joined the forums so I havnt looked but this was an idea I had recently.

[metaphysics]

Random head-cannon sent on my mobile so sorry for bad grammar. My head-cannon is about Jane. I think the recipe modus is going to end up as the way the trolls can recreate the matriorb without running out of grist like Kanaya did. I remember near when Jane's modus was introduced that a matriorb was in one of the recipes so maybe some form of reverse engineering could recreate one that wont require as much grist? Any opinions? I don't know what everyone thinks I just joined the forums so I havnt looked but this was an idea I had recently.

I'm x-percent certain that this has been mentioned fairly recently in the "IDE/Theory" thread

[The_Unoriginal]

The Wrinklefucker can in fact remove wrinkles and is the fastest known way to iron clothing. One hit, and it's ready to wear.

[Sporkaganza]

I just realized. My headcanon voice for Eridan is Radiation's Skipper Plumbthroat voice.

Not sure how to feel about this.

[Gakuno]

Headcanon for Caliborn's voice: DAYUM AMBITIOUSBARD'S VOICE.

Seriously, if you find a video with aB voicing Caliborn, you are going to have multiple consecutive eargasms.

[obolisk0430]

Okay, I'm going to do a thing. I am going to ask you guys what you think. If trolls weren't constantly fighting eachother, and weren't mostly convinced that the only way to get to the top of their society is to step on every other troll in the way, would that be a good thing or a bad thing in general. Not just for trolls but also for anyone sharing their universe.

[metaphysics]

I'm not sure if this is a headcanon per se

But Roxy would be perfect as a flapper

[Bearstronaut]

The Wrinklefucker can in fact remove wrinkles and is the fastest known way to iron clothing. One hit, and it's ready to wear.

That is just... awesome.

Okay, I'm going to do a thing. I am going to ask you guys what you think. If trolls weren't constantly fighting each other, and weren't mostly convinced that the only way to get to the top of their society is to step on every other troll in the way, would that be a good thing or a bad thing in general. Not just for trolls but also for anyone sharing their universe.

Trolls are crazy strong in so many ways. Thinking of what they can do if they stopped killing each other is terrifying. On one hand, they can probably bring peace (or else), to wherever they go. On the other hand they can wreck everything you have ever known and believe in.

[obolisk0430]

That is just... awesome.



Trolls are crazy strong in so many ways. Thinking of what they can do if they stopped killing each other is terrifying. On one hand, they can probably bring peace (or else), to wherever they go. On the other hand they can wreck everything you have ever known and believe in.

That's kind of what I was thinking, on one hand, the troll worlds themselves probably wouldn't be crapsack places any more. On the other hand, an empire of disiplined, cooperative trolls could likely curbstomp anything.

[Krubby]

That's kind of what I was thinking, on one hand, the troll worlds themselves probably wouldn't be crapsack places any more. On the other hand, an empire of disiplined, cooperative trolls could likely curbstomp anything.

Don't they already?

[Bearstronaut]

Don't they already?

You have a point. Now think about how strong they are now... and then think about what would happen if they work together for a common goal. This got me thinking into what would happen if Aradia and Equius worked together in the past. Just imagine, catapulting Equius into the enemy. STRONG MISSILE > anything in front of it.

[obolisk0430]

Don't they already?

Kind of, but I mean, it would be even harder, because they're able to focus everything at conquering. And honestly, my headcanon tells me that, with the way the troll empire was set up before SGRUB, shit would have gone down simply because the Condesce was doing a terrible job at actually ruling her empire, instead just going around conquering other places. So I guess this would be like that, but without rebelions going on every other week?

EDIT: Ninja'd hard. STRONG MISSLE AWAY!

[Bearstronaut]

Thank you obolisk0430 for bringing up the topic in the first place. Thank you Krubby for posting that so my train of thought could flow properly.

STRONG MISSILE is my new head canon. CLOUN* MISSILE is now my head canon too. Angry Gamzee flying towards your left, Equius flying towards your right. Don't forget CAT MISSILE. Claws everywhere. RAINBOW DRINKER MISSILE as well. Chainsaw + Claws. Aradia is now a literal head cannon. Two n's. She shoots things. Heads will roll.

Sollux and Eridan. I haven't forgotten about them either. One of them has this whole genocide issue. That can be solved easy. Just point him towards a crowd. Sollux has psy-lasers. What pumpkin? WHAT ARMY! Vriska/Tavros unison mind control. All of your allies, all of the creatures. ALL OF THEM. General Karkat and Admiral Feferi are my new head canon now as well. Leading the forces to victory.

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I HAVEN'T EVEN COUNTED THE ANCESTORS YET!

[trulyElse]

For some reason, my headcanon Signless voice (pre- and post-scratch) is french.
The disciple (pre-scratch only) is icelandic.

[astuteBookworm]

Thank you obolisk0430 for bringing up the topic in the first place. Thank you Krubby for posting that so my train of thought could flow properly.

STRONG MISSILE is my new head canon. CLOUN* MISSILE is now my head canon too. Angry Gamzee flying towards your left, Equius flying towards your right. Don't forget CAT MISSILE. Claws everywhere. RAINBOW DRINKER MISSILE as well. Chainsaw + Claws. Aradia is now a literal head cannon. Two n's. She shoots things. Heads will roll.

Sollux and Eridan. I haven't forgotten about them either. One of them has this whole genocide issue. That can be solved easy. Just point him towards a crowd. Sollux has psy-lasers. What pumpkin? WHAT ARMY! Vriska/Tavros unison mind control. All of your allies, all of the creatures. ALL OF THEM. General Karkat and Admiral Feferi are my new head canon now as well. Leading the forces to victory.

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I HAVEN'T EVEN COUNTED THE ANCESTORS YET!

What about Terezi?