Blast Out The Head-Canon Thread!?

[SolidSpades]

Kanaya loves Pogo and her favorite song is "Sex In Wonderland."
Terezi is dead and that's why she wouldn't let anyone see her eyes.
Nepeta plays a troll equivalent of "League Of Legends," (Equius has no clue)
Vriska writes pirate fanfiction and does a really good job.
Karkat likes human political satire.
Sollux likes Vocaloid, But only Vocaloid 2 and 3 and appends.

[SolidSpades]

Damara is the tallest troll. taller then Gamzee, taller then freaking Kurloz.

[SolidSpades]

Eridan is what Steven Colbert's stage persona would be if raised by trolls.

REASONS:
- He wears glasses.
- Hes a misinformed, hypocritical bigot
- He's emotionally exhausting and selfish, and acts more mature than he is
- He solves problems with violence
- He's a drama queen

Yes

[Wiwaxia]

Hey Spades, the edit button exists for reason.
Also we're about due for a new thread.

[Eion Kilant 739]

Hey Spades, the edit button exists for reason.
Also we're about due for a new thread.

My headcanon is that the Mods like it when threads go over 100.

Please don't ban me.

[SolidSpades]

Hey Spades, the edit button exists for reason.
Also we're about due for a new thread.

Oooops

[BubblegumPatty]

I don't know how long it'll be until the new thread is up but I need to get this one off my chest;
The Striders are both rich and poor at the exact same time. While the money Bro makes from his Puppet smut sites is quite impressive, as soon as he gets the paycheck he and Dave blows it on Varies overly expensive electronics, Video Games, and more shitty swords, leaving very little for them to actually live off of.

[kaoticAntagonist]

Made a new one.

[Ghostsoul]

- The most important character in homestuck is CD.

- The felt never chose to be in the felt, they lost a bet/ where kidnapped or otherwise.

-Carapicans are past players, there are clones, but they just fill gaps and are fit for certain jobs.

- Problem sleuth is Calliope's exile.

- Waste is a glitch class, there Is also a glitch aspect, we don't know what that is yet.

- MSPA reader, though implied, is not dead.

- Nobody ever invites Lord English to parties, he comes early even up to three days early just for an excuse to say 'I am already here'.

- Carapician eyes glow.

[samzeman]

the Condesce's hair is actually like this:

Trolls hair grows with their psychic ability if left on its own.