Your name is GITA NARESH.
Technically you LIVE ALONE but your house has a COURT-ASSIGNED ROBOTIC GUARDIAN because of your CLINICAL PARANOIA. You are part of a TEST PROGRAM for the aforementioned GUARDIAN, which you tend to call NOOKOMII.
Your interests are SLIGHTLY RANDOM because you WORK FROM HOME and have a little too much TIME on your hands. You love ASTRONOMY and ASTROLOGICAL PHENOMENA, often staying up all night to stargaze. This is PART OF WHY YOU'RE SO LAZY, as most people contact you AT NIGHT and you're KIND OF BUSY. It takes quite a bit to actually CATCH YOUR INTEREST.
Speaking of busy, you also enjoy CRAFTING IMPROVISED WEAPONRY. You're actually PRETTY GOOD at this, and can turn most sharp objects into something STABBY. You're not so great at blunt objects. You're also really not supposed to be doing that, so your collection is WELL HIDDEN from Nookomii.
You also have an EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF TRIVIA though it's MOSTLY USELESS, as it's about MYTHOLOGY AND SCIENCE. You do know some other trivia, but it's all random and usually only about half remembered.
Your chumhandle is jeremiadMalacophony and you are the laziest typist ya dun bother cappin or punctuatin but Certain individuals are worth the effort of eloquent conversation.
Your Strife Specibus is bladeKind and you have some pretty awesome weapons in it currently - your Greenhilt Shortsword, which you actually bought, and your Featherblade - courtesy of Mr. Acipit who gave you the Razor Feather that you used for the blade proper. You just had to make a hilt and support it so it can be STABBY!!
You switch between two Fetch Modii. The one you usually use is the Constellation Modus, which assigns a constelation or star to the item and you must identify it. Your backup modus is Trivial Pursuit, for when you're bored and feel like showing off EVEN MORE.
As an aside, your eyes are actually HAZEL, you just REALLY REALLY like green. You are also considered VERY DANGEROUS to others, when you're off your meds. Unfortunately for you, everyone around you knows this, which has driven you to rely mostly on online communication. You USED to have a BEST FRIEND who acted as your guardian, but you kind of did something and now she has a restraining order against you.
Now has a wiki page.
EDIT WITH PICTARS [Under the spoiler because FANART]