And then hell froze over.
And then hell froze over.
it should probably be noted, to people posting in this thread, that it actually doesn't matter if you give fishman a good impression.
he's not the ruler of this thread. nor am i. nor is anyone else.
oooh fanhumans sound fun :3 I'll probably do an SI at some point, this is decidedly...not one. Hehe. (and uh, I could do with some criticism.)
>Be the Rebellious Princess Heiress
WHERE DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME IN MY PAJAMAS TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
>Jegus, okay, sorry.
that's better!! :333
...Your name is ALEXANDRIA BEATRICE O'MULDORY THE THIRD and you are a very troublesome child.
You don't go by that name, though. I mean, look at it. It's so long and confusing that you yourself couldn't say your full name until you were five. Your grandfather tried to sell you on variants like Alexis and Alexa, but you choose to go by ALEXEI. Alexei is a boy's name, and you COULDN'T CARE LESS.
Speaking of your grandfather- your parents died in SOME SORT OF ACCIDENT when you were very young, and you were left in his care. He is quite strict, and you AVOID HIM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, as he insists that you carry yourself like a proper lady, something you've never been very good at. You try, though, for his sake, and under his care you have grown quite adverse to cursing and to any sort of untoward behavior. You LOVE HIM VERY MUCH, he is the NICEST PERSON EVER, even though the maids seem somewhat afraid of him.
You are 13 YEARS OLD and you are a very, very rich girl. You come from an OLD MONEY FAMILY (the details of how, exactly, your family came into that money you are unsure of and your grandfather always says he'll tell you WHEN YOU'RE OLDER), and as a result you have MORE MONEY THAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. That's pretty literal, actually- you don't really have that much need for money and so it just kind of...sits there. PILING UP. You kind of forget sometimes that other kids don't have a lot of money, though. You don't really know much about other kids at all. After all, you REALLY DON'T GO OUT MUCH.
...Or at all, even. Your family's mansion is also YOUR PRISON. You are homeschooled, and you can't remember the last time you went outside, at least past your mansion's huge garden, due to your grandfather's OVERPROTECTIVENESS and fear of losing his ONLY HEIR. Your friends only exist to you over PESTERCHUM.
You are quite a HAPPY PERSON. You love just about everything! You love your friends, you love the maids (mostly), you love your grandfather, you love games and dolls and clothes- but we'll get to those. You tend to have ODD MOOD SWINGS, but you almost never get angry and are generally pretty much a ball of joy and NAIVE OPTIMISM. In general you are considered VERY NAIVE, probably because no one really bothered to teach you much about the world! Some of your more cynical friends can get kind of frustrated with you sometimes, but you DON'T CARE because your way is fun.
Given how trapped you are, you've had a lot of time to cultivate a variety of INTERESTS. You love CLOTHES, and your mother is constantly buying you new, increasingly expensive but BEAUTIFUL DRESSES that you model for yourself and your family. You keep a collection of LIPSTICK in every color of the rainbow, and match your lipstick exactly to whatever dress you're wearing. Your favorite piece of clothing, though, is an old, raggedy coat that belonged to your GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER, GREGORY O'MULDORY. It is a cherished family heirloom, the lucky jacket he wore when closing some business deal or another that secured the family fortune (there are a couple of perfectly circular holes in the back, and some ancient bloodstains, but you choose not to worry about that). However, you stole it from its display case in the parlor years ago and refused to give it back, and so your grandfather allows you to keep it as a VERY STRANGE ACCESSORY.
When you're not modeling, you usually just wear your PAJAMAS. Never leaving your house leaves you that luxury.
You are also really into DOLLS. Specifically the fancy, super expensive BJDs they make in Japan. This is the only thing you really spend a lot of money on, and when I say a lot of money I do mean a lot of money. You have sunk THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS into these things, but it's totally worth it. You have a collection fast approaching a hundred dolls, all fully customized, with an uncountable amount of outfits. You like to leave them around the house in places where they'll scare the maids, and when you want to communicate with your grandfather you'll usually leave a doll with a note somewhere where you figure he'll find it.
You are disturbingly good at getting around your mansion UNNOTICED- you have mastered the art of the FLASH-STEP. This is good, because you tend to get up to MISCHIEF. Often doll-related mischief. Mischief and SHENANIGANS. Your grandfather shakes his head at this, but he can go FUCK HIMSELF. Not that you would ever say that to his face, of course. There are many MAIDS and BUTLERS working in your household, keeping everything clean, and you alternate between treating them as friends and as VICTIMS FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS. For the most part they like you, but they HATE your dolls, which they always find hiding in back corners when they're cleaning, watching them. Often holding disturbingly personal notes.
You like to do other stuff, too, like occasionally SET THINGS ON FIRE. The less said about the west wing of your mansion, the better. It is still under repairs. You are no longer allowed near matches.
Sometimes you ROLEPLAY WITH YOUR CHUMS, who you are very fond of, even though you don't know most of their names or what they look like. You find their lives as FASCINATING as they find yours. It was through one of these friends that you discovered the game SBURB, which struck you as an entertaining distraction. Most things strike you as entertaining distractions, actually. Everything in your life is either an ENTERTAINING DISTRACTION, or it is POINTLESS.
That's why you forget to eat sometimes. Or sleep. Why bother? There's FUN STUFF TO DO.
Your chumhandle is heiressAberrant and you speak pretty normally, but have WILD MOOD SWINGS AND tend to get reaaaaallly excited really easily and use LOTS AND LOTS of emoooooticons~ ...But if your grandfather walks in the room, you immediately switch to a stiff and proper style of speech, on the offhand chance he glances at your monitor.
And oh god there are more sprites
I would suggest adding some defining lines in the hair so we know it's a ponytail and not a giant mass of frizz.
==> Be the first post of yourself
Erm... ok? I'm not sure what that even means!
==> ...Just introduce yourself.
Your name is Avigail.G . You are 16 years old and have a variety of INTERESTS. You absolutely adore BAKING GOODS, you PLAY THE PIANO quite well, you love love loooove DRAWING DOODLES on your COMPUTER and are quite proud of them. You have ANOSMIA (it means you can't smell anything. At all.) and you try to hide it by playing along with the other person hehe yes that's a GREAT smell, hehe~. You are kind of a GADGET LOVER and FLIP THE FUCK OUT when encountered with one of the newest. You are also a GAMER, and love to play (and win) COMPUTER GAMES.
You tend to wear BIG BAGGY SWEATHERS because you are always cold, sheesh, is it like, -10 degrees in here?
You don't normally like to Strife because you have BLOOD PHOBIA, which makes you faint in the presence of blood, yet you love cooking and you have to... Well... Take care of the chicken if you want it in the soup. So your Strife Specibus is your lovable CHEFKNIFEKIND. It is huge, no, really!
Your Sylladex uses the Rainbow Modus, in which it sorts up your captchalogued object in colors.
Your chumhandle is rainbowBaker and you tend to ramble a lot and use CAPS LOCK TO EMPHASIZE HOW IMPORTANT THINGS ARE and STUFF... hehehe~ also, you giggle a lot hehehehehe~. You scare off most of the trolls, and you still don't know why the only trolls who speak to you always tries to make you change it to something that doesn't include "rainbow" in it... WHAT THE HECK?! RAINBOWS ARE FUN! hehe~
As a gamer you absolutely HAVE to play this new game "Sburb"! In this game you most likely be the Maid of Illusions and your planet most likely be called Land of Chocolate and Rainbows.
Fine but only for a price.
You are David James Delaney but most people just know you as Double D. Your 31 years old and work as a Private Investigator for those who call for you. Your a somewhat laid back man with a penchant for the theatrics, wishing your life was a bond film you try to make a lot of what you say sound Cool and Mysterious.
You've done it all in your time. You've broken into vaults, been under-cover and even had a few gunfights. Working for big clients usually calls for this sort of action but the work is too far between. You began working for the CEO of a Large Company called Skaianet, trying to figure out who has been causing trouble for them.
As you delve deeper into your case you begin uncovering strange facts about them, as you seem to hit a dead end you get contacted by an Unknown Character who anonymously tips you off to a Strange Program that could be the Latchkey to the whole investigation.
As you follow this anonymous tipsters instructions you begin something that you would never of thought you would be doing, playing a childrens game.
You download the game and get on the pesterchum account privateInvestigator you've used maybe once or twice and watch as the logo appears on the screen.
You spend most of the time when your not on call writing, your biggest passion being the feeling of paper under your fingertips. You are an avid Gun-Collector and have several 19th century weapons which you can wield with some accuracy.
[Rubbish post and terrible sprite there for ya'. He just sort of happened when I was planning to do some artwork and I decided to put him up for giggles.]
Last edited by Dicidius; 07-14-2011 at 07:25 AM.
my god this is such a cool idea! how have i not found this already?
give me some time and i will post fairly soon
Dude, this place is closed. Post in Chumroll 2 up in ThunderReign's link.
((Rendered in a less symbolic manner.))
Name: Chera Plum
Weapon: torch (flashlight)
Title: Heir of Life
Planet: Land of Sound and Shade
Your name is CHERA PLUM.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ART OF AN ORIENTAL PERSUASION. You like to play JUST ABOUT ANY PIECE OF MUSIC YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON but you HARDLY EVER FINISH ONE. You have a fondness for OBSCURE, DISTURBING MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES and think that they are ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. You also like to play GAMES, frequently, as you shut yourself up in your room with your computer.
Your chumhandle is pocketMastodon and you speak in a pretty expressive manner!!
You are Now FIM, (( Future -Doomed- interestingMage ))
Honestly, you fucked up. Your friends are dead and the game is Glitching. You decide the best way to end this is to die. Sadly thats how this will end for you. Well, lets skip this and Go to the Winnable timeline
My Two , Tiny , Fantrolls.
sweet bump bro!
your post made no sense
HI ANTHONY SULLIVAN HERE
I'M NOT THIRSTY, GO FUCK YOURSELF