
Your name is VERT COLLINS
Your whole life, you have been INTERESTed in THE STUDY OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES and you one day aspire to being a DETECTIVE. A part of you is in conflict with that however, as you are a compulsive KLEPTOMANIAC. Not like you'd ever tell anyone that though. You're quite the tomboy, though you do like makeup, as long as it's black. A GUEST ROOM is connected to your ROOM by a doorway, and is littered with MISCELLANEOUS INTIMIDATING OBJECTS you happen to have acquired, most of which probably from sites of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. That is why you keep them in the GUEST ROOM behind a LOCKED DOOR, as they are very COOL and totally not CREEPY in any way shape or form. You like VIDEOGAMES, but absolutely REVILE buying one that you wind up hating, and you wish more than anything that there was a GAME CRITIC somewhere you could relate to. Possibly HANDSOME, MALE, and AUSTRALIAN. But enough of that. Your somehow familiar WHITE TRILBY HAT is your most prized possession, and you've had it for as long as you can remember. You have a deathly fear of an old TV show called "Squiddles". The very name sends liquid fear down your spine. Other than that, you liken yourself to not be afraid of anything. Especially not your MISCELLANEOUS INTIMIDATING OBJECTS.
Strife Specibus: Machetekind
Chumhandle: [GH] grieviousHawkshaw
your sentences are long very specific and with high vocabulary but with zero punctuation
Land of Fear and Silence
Prophet of Time
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