CHUMROLL: You are the Human. It is you.

[llamamiah]

>Be llama.
You succeed!



You are Stephen J. Path. The J. stands for some stupid name you never liked, so you always just go with the J, to liken yourself to CARTOON CHARACTERS OF OLD. You have SO MANY INTERESTS, listing them all here would make this like 50 regular posts long!

So basically, you've got a FRIG-TON OF INTERESTS. You like Music, Video Games, Anime, Toku, tons of stuff. But it has to be SPECIFIC KINDS OF EACH. Music has to be, mainly, ALTERNATIVE. You also like ANYTHING "J", METAL, PUNK, EMO, AND SOMETIMES TECHNO. Video Games are JIRPUGAS, or JRPGS as most call them, ANIME-AND-TOKU FIGHTING GAMES, AND PLATFORMER-RPGS/FIGHTERS/RPGFIGHTERS. Anime is generally SHOUNEN, although if it has CONVOLUTED ROMANCE, like LOVE ICOSAHEDRONS, you'll watch it, if only to FIGURE IT OUT. Toku is always HENSHIN HEROES, and always KAMEN RIDER. Good lord KAMEN RIDER, how you love it! You also like WEBCOMICS OF MANY KINDS, including MSPAINTADVENTURES, QUESTIONABLE CONTENT, EL GOONISH SHIVE, and THE POCALYPSE.

You have OVER 9000 chumhandles. No, really. You mainly stick to absolutelyandUtterlyeverything [AU], and You speak with good grammar and punctation, except for when you are extremely tired. Th333n y000u 999o b4t5hi7 !!!ns444ne!!!!!! and when... youre depressed or just... not feeling all that excited... you use tons of... ellipses... AND WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY, YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY, ANGRY! And then there's like a jillion other moooooods, l!ke silly,~ hahahahahaha!~

Your Strife Specibus is gloveKind and shoeKind, for hand to hand combat. Your Fetch Modus is the Array of Trees of Pictionary Hashmapstacks, which is VERY CONVOLUTED. Your Guardian is your MOM, who works at a library, and is all-around AWESOME. You also have a Cat named Bella, but you call her Bell-ell.

In the Medium, your land is The Land of Everything Under The Sun, a strange break from Traditional Land Names. Your Title is The Messenger of Solar Energy, which you THINK means you SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT ALTERNATE ENERGY SOURCES, OR SOMETHING. Your CONSORTS are SOLAR-POWERED ROBOCHIMERAS, with each one being a little different, whether it be different animal parts, or different color, or whatever.

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>Stephen: Change into some other clothes, switch Pesterchum accounts around, and open a memo with PESTERCHUM 10.5.



You change clothes and dye a streak of blue with a bit of yellow in it. You change accounts to phantomJukebox, which t~peZ all craZ~, and ZtVff! :3

phantomJukebox [PJ] has opened memo on board ZCHIZOPHRENIA!~
PJ: Hey ever~one with PeZterchVm 9.6 or higher!! 8D
PJ: Let'Z all listen to Jukebox the Ghost'Z Zong Zchizophrenia!~
PJ: Zing along with me!!! \m/
PJ: YeZ I can, no I can't,/ yeZ I can, no I can't,/ yeZ I can, no I can't,/ yeZ I can/ I Zwear to it,/ That'Z jVZt how m~ brain workZ. \m/ >.< \m/

[Pokolo]

Is this to much info? Also if im going to add another person should I edit this post or make a new one?

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You are Peter McCormac and you have perfect sight, yet you wear bandages over your LEFT EYE for reasons in which YOU WILL NEVER TELL unless you really need to. Your chumhandle is neverendingCalm which reflects on your love of and over all calmness, and you talk Quite clearly with proper spelling, punctiation, along with periods and everything, You talk quite relaxed and say dude around your friends, and talk as royally as you can around those annoying "Highblood" trolls, you don't even get how that works. your best friend is (\ER&OR?:@5% [EOR /ATDGL E#OR] INVVVVALID DATATATATA), also known as inevitableDestruction, which brings you down but you see beyond her weird fetish with the end of the world. Your strife modus is POLEKIND. Your fetch modus is calm modus, to retrieve a item you just need to walk away from all the noise of everything and just chill, but you tend to relax to much and everything gets shot out of their proper cards
Your title is Seer of Errors which you believe reflects on your ability to see any mistake in anyones logic, like the fact your land is the land of Clouds and Puzzles, which doesn't make any sense yet your fine with it because you have much more important things to do right now, You guardian is your Aunt, who you've been living with sense THE INCIDENT, which resulted in one less father and mother. Your sprite is (ERROR)(Yeah i'm going to make the sprite but i'm wondering if I should do something other then Ganonsprite)

[Cleric of Zeal]

Is this to much info? Also if im going to add another person should I edit this post or make a new one?

Whatever you prefer. If you do end up editing a post to add more characters, please PM me so I can update the chumroll. Be as detailed as you would like.

[motorizedBootlegger]

Your name is Cameron P. Shepherd. You prefer to be called Cam. You are obsessive compulsive sometimes. You have a bunch of interests, and sometimes you over do them, other times you don't.

You are willing to try anything once. Food, music, games, books, anything. You have a very positive and relaxed attitude. Your entire family knows you are the chillest and kindest of the bunch, but most of them won't admit it cause they are all crazy (got alot of sisters |: ( ). Your family is gigantic. You have 3 sisters, and 2 brothers. All your sisters are really rude and kinda crazy so you tend to avoid them as much as possible. Your brothers on the other hand are super cool. Your older brother is an awesome dude, you ask him for advice and consent about everything, he is your Hip Spiritual Guide. Your little brother is a Hyperactive, freaky little bro. He's the most mature 10 year old you've ever met, yet he has anger management issues.

You have a over the top interest in many things. You ADORE drawing, you spend almost all your time drawing. You also have a love for listening to and making music, although, you aren't very good at making it. You also love comic books, video games, and Motor-cross. You are all over the place with those interests of yours! DAMN!

You, unlike many out there, have 2 loving, caring guardians. Your Mother is a caring, Nurturing super mom, and your Father is a firm handed, Strong willed super dad. They are both pretty awesome. Your Chumhandle is motorizedBootlegger, you don't know why thats your CH, but you know it had something to do with when you were brainstorming with your brother a few months back. Your Strife Specibus is allocated to "Pencilkind", Your Land is the land of Now and Then. Your title is the Animator Of Sky.

[llamamiah]

So wait, will there be roleplaying in this thread? If yes, then I'd like to start a Roleplay in here... Like how there's all those Trollslum SGRUB teams but with Chumroll and Sburb. Would that be OK?

[Cleric of Zeal]

I am personally not organizing something, this is just a reference tool. Do what you will.

[Pokolo]

@mbude you made the hair look so realistic!
GOOD HAIR, BEST REALISTICNESS

[motorizedBootlegger]

thanks dude, but yeah, thats pretty much my hair, super scruffy, all over the place, and there is always this wave of hair jutting to the left. Its weird.

[midnightAgony]

Basically me with a different name, like a lot of other people's.

Your name is Zack Norton. You are 15 years old, and your chumhandle is midnightAgony, and you Type like an average person, butsometimesyourspacekeydoesn'twork,anditfrustrate syousomuch. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS. You have a passion for ART. You tend to get the urge to doodle on almost any piece of paper you find, no matter the size. You try to play GUITAR but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for ANIMALS, but mostly cats. You like to create amateur video games in your spare time, and you occasionally play one of the few VIDEO GAMES you own. You also take interest in the paranormal, but you seem to repel any activity. You use the Pictionary Modus, and your strife specibus is set to polekind. You are a Derse sleeper, and your role is the Heir of Time. You reside on the Land of Sand and Gears, with hedgehogs as your consorts. Your associated item is Stone

[Cevaztyen]

Seems adding Chumroll to the title worked like a charm.

[notbladewell]

Your name is DEREK OLVICH. You are sixteen years old. You are a very negative, self-centered person, and have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which concern MUSIC. You listen almost exclusively to ANGRY MUSIC and are a snobby elitist about it. You have an extensive CD COLLECTION but aren't very good at organizing it. You play the DRUMS and are ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT, but secretly wish you played GUITAR instead because it's so much cooler. You love to meet other MUSIC LOVERS primarily so you can illustrate how much more SAVVY you are than them. Aside from MUSIC, you like some MOVIES and GAMES of the ACTIONOUS or HORRIFIC sort, especially those that are inherently GRIM or DEPRESSING. You like to ARGUE with little reason. You live with your AUNT in a middle-class suburban home, much to your dismay. You also used to have a pet tarantula named HESHER, but it died a week ago.

Your chumhandle is dysphoricApostle and you type without punctuation unless you are pontificating to someone

Misc.

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Strife Specibus: knucklekind
Fetch Modus: tonemap
World: The land of Trees and Cliffs
Title: Saint of Weight
Kernelsprite: Prototyped with Hesher's corpse.
Consort: Chimps.

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first character and also the first time i've drawn a character. woo.
i am online as his chumhandle quite often, feel free to pester for some roleplay.
also everything in this post may be subject to change.

[midnightAgony]

I think our characters would get along, notbladewell.

[Cleric of Zeal]

Seems adding Chumroll to the title worked like a charm.

Yeah, that suggestion has all charms. All of them.

[scientiaCaelifata]

:I


This place is kinda sparse!
I think I should get busy.

[maroonWildcard]

OH HEY LOOK IT'S TROLLSLUM FOR HUMANS WELP BETTER POST SOME HUMANS



Your name is Sable Barnabas. You have a variety of interests, primarily sentered around being proper and mythology. You enjoy partaking in TEA WITH YOUR BIRD, which was always quite enjoyable until he PASSED AWAY. You also enjoy WRITING PRETENTIOUS POEMS, though you didn't prove very apt at that. Another of your favored activities was READING MYTHS. Any type of myth out there, no joke. You are also quite able at technical arts, such as CHEMISTRY, though that's really just a cover story for your INTENSE LOVE OF ALCHEMY. You are also prone to MIND-SPLITTING VISIONS of other things happening at this moment, but it is uncontrollable, so you tend to ignore them. You also enjoy PUNK MUSIC, which is somewhat incongruous with your other interests. Your chumhandle is macabreOracle and Your typing is perfect, though sometimes a bit verbose.

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SPECIBUS: Foilkind
MODUS: Foresight (Each item has a timer on it for when it will pop out. Hope you're good at guessing when you'll need things!)
WORLD: Land of Gravel and Tombstones
TITLE: Chemist of Stone
KERNELSPRITE: Prototyped with a stuffed hydra (oops) and second-tier with her dead pet bird. (HYDRA BIRD ROAWAARRRR)
CONSORT: Snakes. (Why did it have to be snakes?)

[tonightsEntertainment]

Introduction:

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Your name is KATE SUMMERS. It just so happens that today is one of your several PREDESIGNATED BIRTHDAYS, designed and plotted to milk as much ATTENTION as possible without losing peoples' faith, though your real BIRTH DATE is a secret. All you're willing to admit is that you're nineteen at the present TIME.

You manage and live alongside your LITTLE BROTHER in the SUMMERS FAMILY-OWNED CEMETERY in some crappy small town in the middle of nowhere. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You love to play several different MULTIPLAYER VIDEO GAMES, and often take advantage of your being a girl to receive excessive amounts of ATTENTION. You maintain membership on several social networking sites for the sake of further inflating your massive EGO. Many would consider you a PYROMANIAC, and would be totally correct. You love FIRE, and as such, use the CREMATORIUM as your living quarters because it helps you feel at home. You keep a PACK OF CIGARETTES with you at all times, and often let one hang from your lips to look cool, but you're not much of a SMOKER anyways so you keep it unlit.

Your chumhandle is cauterizedComfort, and u dont care about proper syntax bc ur usually on ur shitty phone >:(.

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1. Name: Kate Summers
2. Age: 19
3. Handle: cauterizedComfort
4. Text Color: #C86432
5. Symbol: A Flame
6. Moon: Derse
7. Personality: Stubborn, egotistical, attention whore, manipulative, bitch, thickheaded
8. Interests: Attention whoring, video games, fire
9. Strife Specibus: aerosolkind (makeshift flamethrowers)
10. Fetch Modus: Stove - Places item on a hotplate, user must be careful when retrieving it to avoid burns, but item is heated depending on how long they took to retrieve.
11. Prototypings:
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    Partially singed stuffed bear and a box of anonymous ashes.
12. Land:
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    Land of Flames and Industry (A planet-sized factory / smelting plant)
13. Role:
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    Witch of Time

Additional Sprites:

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[amnesiaDinosaur]

It's about time we got one of these. I'll edit mine into this post sometime today.

[Cleric of Zeal]

@Tonight's Entertainment: I updated Kate's link.

(i'm really sorry i dont have 7 characters to contribute here. D; )

As you should be :P

@ Amnesia Dinosaur: Send me a message when you do.

[Denriada]

Name: Helena Dega
Element: Metal
Chumhandle: marvelousMetallurgist
Quirkything: Tends to abuse tildes, smilies, and stretch out words for eeemphasiiiiiiis~~ c:
Personality: Working on it. So far? Friendly, touchy about people complaining about her chosen field, generous, tends to forget or misremember things (like whether a number is XYX or YXY or YYX, etc.), creative, careful about her appearance
Interests: turtles, metal, video games, designing things, long trailing clothing like trenchcoats, scarves, and skirts (though she prefers to wear a half-skirt over a pair of pants)
Guardian: Dad
IDK THE OTHER STUFF MK? I'll get back to this. o3o

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-- marvelousMetallurgist [MM] began pestering blackholeStandby [BS] at ??:??--

MM: Heeeeeey~
BS: oh god helena
BS: you have the worst timing ever
BS: the worst
MM: What? Are you in the middle of something? :O
BS: its like you just personally pick a time where you can make the craziest mess out of everything to pester me
MM: Hey
BS: oh yes im in the middle of something
MM: I thought I was doing something nice
BS: what do you think im just lying around all day
MM: I bought you a present! D:<
BS: well of course you did my birthday is like, what, two days away
MM: Yeah
MM: I think you're going to like this one.
BS: yeah sure ok surprise me
MM: I will c:
MM: Sooooooo~ What were you doooing? ;D
MM: Before I SOO RUUDELY INTERRUPTEED~ Haaha
BS: jesus you are so nosy maybe i dont want to tell you this once
MM: Aw c'mon~
BS: *nosey
MM: I can keep a secret c;
BS: its not secret worthy im just being a coy bastard
BS: stringing you along
MM: Pssh being coy is laaame! I wanna know! :o
MM: You're really good at that ;)
BS: really god at what stringing you along like youre one of those bullshit fake pet things that people get when they cant be arsed to get a real pet
BS: *good
MM: Yeah! ;o
BS: i like how youre so okay with that
MM: You reminded me I have to feed my turtles thaanks~
MM: I'm ok with a lot of things. c:
BS: youre just sitting up there like yes ma'am no ma'am two bags full ma'am
BS: why do i get the feeling like the thing you just typed is horridly overused and unfunny somewhere
MM: Oh psshhh you know I'm only doing that so you'll tell me your secreet~
BS: hey your bullshit antics wont work on me that easily
MM: Oh ha I'm so sure. I came up with it right on the spot, 646% from scraaatch~
BS: im a pro at this shit
MM: Or was it 464%...
BS: why in the fuck 646%
MM: I'm not good at math ok?
BS: 464%?
MM: Maybee~
BS: dude you can only get up to 100%
MM: Yeah well guess what!
MM: I just broke the rules~
MM: There is no bolt of lightniiiing striiiking me dooown~ ;D
BS: youre an idiot
MM: Hey, who's the smarty pants metallurgist here? Me! Look my name even saaays it :P
BS: all you do all day is talk about various metally stuff that nobody gives a crap about
MM: It's science!
BS: no thats not science
BS: ill tell you about science
MM: Yes it is! >:O
BS: bs thats archeology
MM: Metallurgy is a perfectly legitimate science!
MM: It's waaaaaaaay more legit than astrology and people believe that crap!
MM: ...or was it astronomy...
MM: Whatever, it's the fakey fake horoscope one!
BS: shut up astronomy is cool
BS: and so is astrology
MM: Nuh uh
MM: That crap is so fake
BS: its better than your random studying rocks crap
MM: It's make believe the way fairies are
BS: i mean i can understsand looking at rocks from outer space thats interesting
BS: but regular random crap found on the earth every day booooooring
BS: look at that i just dragged out a lettter
MM: You're such a space-nut, BS. XP
BS: youre such a rock nut mm
BS: anyways
BS: i was busy cleaning up my room
MM: Space cadet blackholeStandby, reporting fooor duuuuuutyyyyyy~~~~~~~
MM: Oh and was it fun? XD;
BS: no it wasnt are you fucking insane
MM: No, what you thought I was serious? You're soooooo funny, BS. XD
BS: yeah ha ha
BS: anyways
BS: what have you been doing
MM: Nothing much other than picking out your present~
BS: gggguh
BS: you dont have a life do you
BS: come on helena
MM: Yeaaaahh?
MM: Oh you don't think my hobbies are interesting :|
BS: just go to your nearest walmart, its next to the get a clue aisle
BS: no all you do is lick rocks
BS: and then talk about it
MM: I don't lick the metal!
MM: That would be soooooo groooooossss! DX
BS: i bet you do it anyways
BS: you just steal a taste while nobodys looking
BS: surely it couldnt hurt... just a lick...
MM: BLUH BLUH THAT IS SOOO GROSS.
MM: Jeez you sound like yoou want too yourself, BS~! ;P
BS: no i dont have a metal fetish like you do
MM: Yeah but I don't have a space fetish~
BS: i dont have a space fetish im naturally curious in how it works
MM: Yeah well I'm naturally curious about metals!
BS: unlike you mrs rocky mc rock rock
BS: no thats a fetish
MM: Not a fetish.
MM: Furries are a fetish.
MM: I don't fuck my metals. >:|
BS: you dont do it but you have dreams about it ill bet
BS: hold on
BS: ive gotta go for a bit
BS: bye

-- blackholeStandby [BS] ceased pestering marvelousMetallurgist [MM] at ??:??--

[maroonWildcard]

--- CURRENT macabreOracle opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board Why are there meteors raining from the sky? ---
CMO: Though I am admittedly loathe to speak in a public forum such as this, I have a rather pressing matter to attend to.
CMO: Why on the mighty green Earth are there meteors falling from the skies?
CMO: This is an extremely urgent problem and one I'd appreciate if you respond rapidly.

[tonightsEntertainment]

--- CURRENT macabreOracle [CMO] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board Why are there meteors raining from the sky? ---
CMO: Though I am admittedly loathe to speak in a public forum such as this, I have a rather pressing matter to attend to.
CMO: Why on the mighty green Earth are there meteors falling from the skies?
CMO: This is an extremely urgent problem and one I'd appreciate if you respond rapidly.
--- CURRENT cauterizedComfort [CCC] RIGHT NOW began responding to the memo ---
CCC: lol wtf are u going on about
CCC: sky looks fine 2 me
CCC: i think ur crazy, tho ur shakespear shit alrdy gave that away XD

[Pokolo]

--- CURRENT macabreOracle [CMO] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board Why are there meteors raining from the sky? ---
CMO: Though I am admittedly loathe to speak in a public forum such as this, I have a rather pressing matter to attend to.
CMO: Why on the mighty green Earth are there meteors falling from the skies?
CMO: This is an extremely urgent problem and one I'd appreciate if you respond rapidly.
--- CURRENT cauterizedComfort [CCC] RIGHT NOW began responding to the memo ---
CCC: lol wtf are u going on about
CCC: sky looks fine 2 me
CCC: i think ur crazy, tho ur shakespear shit alrdy gave that away XD--- CURRENT absoluteTranquility opened memo Why are there meteors raining from the sky? RIGHT NOW ---
CAT: Oh shit...
CAT: Yeah according to my nerd friend who isn't really helping, this isn't normal.
CAT: Damn it.
CAT: Unless you have military strength base; You might be out of luck.
CAT: My advice, run and say farewell to your friends. Sorry to be a downer.

((AM I INTRUDING IN SOMETHING))

[amnesiaDinosaur]

So, I did this for a RP.

Name: Astrekle Baritine
Username: amnesiaDinosaur
Chumhandle: deadSentinel
Age: 13
Typing quirk: You tend to type out your sentences normally. But.when.you.get.angry.you.replace.spaces.with.per iods.
Fetch Modus: Pictionary Modus
Strife Specibus: GUNKIND
Appearance:
About me: You love watching scary movies, and playing games with zombies. They are just so cool! For this reason you tend to creep the fuck out of people. For some odd reason you have a few friends as you thought you scared people away. One of your friends convinced you to sign up for the SBURB beta even thought there are no zombies in it.

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>Be the Idaho-dwelling farmboy.
Ahem. You cannot be the Idaho-dwelling farmboy but you can be the Idaho-dwelling zombie slayer.
>Fine. Be that instead.

Your name is Astrekle Baritine.

You have a variety of interests including ZOMBIES, COLLECTING GUNS, and WATCHING SCARY MOVIES. Your room is decorated with figurines and posters, like the one that says "TAAAAAAAAAAAAANK" with a picture of a Left4Dead tank on it. Or the Tank figurines on your bookshelf. You have an xbox underneath a TV at the foot of your bed. Aside from your room, you dwell in a three story house, near the border of Idaho and Oregon. Outside your house is your parents' farm, in which they grow numerous kinds of vegetation, like CORN. You think the corn is pretty cool because of ZOMBIES and CORNFIELDS are just about the coolest things if combined. Too bad zombies aren't real. You absolutely hate your stereotypical farmboy accent, and go to great lengths to hide it online. Speaking of online, you recently downloaded the latest Pesterchum and decided to go by deadSentinel and you type completely normally and you do not show any emotion with your words, aside from the occasional question.

[tonightsEntertainment]

--- CURRENT macabreOracle [CMO] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board Why are there meteors raining from the sky? ---
CMO: Though I am admittedly loathe to speak in a public forum such as this, I have a rather pressing matter to attend to.
CMO: Why on the mighty green Earth are there meteors falling from the skies?
CMO: This is an extremely urgent problem and one I'd appreciate if you respond rapidly.
--- CURRENT cauterizedComfort [CCC] RIGHT NOW began responding to the memo ---
CCC: lol wtf are u going on about
CCC: sky looks fine 2 me
CCC: i think ur crazy, tho ur shakespear shit alrdy gave that away XD
--- CURRENT absoluteTranquility opened memo Why are there meteors raining from the sky? RIGHT NOW ---
CAT: Oh shit...
CAT: Yeah according to my nerd friend who isn't really helping, this isn't normal.
CAT: Damn it.
CAT: Unless you have military strength base; You might be out of luck.
CAT: My advice, run and say farewell to your friends. Sorry to be a downer.
CCC: some1 on this game just said he saw a meteor
CCC: shit maybe ur right :(
CCC: theres got to be something we can do tho, im 2 young 2 die :(

[Pokolo]

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--- CURRENT macabreOracle [CMO] opened a memo RIGHT NOW on board Why are there meteors raining from the sky? ---
CMO: Though I am admittedly loathe to speak in a public forum such as this, I have a rather pressing matter to attend to.
CMO: Why on the mighty green Earth are there meteors falling from the skies?
CMO: This is an extremely urgent problem and one I'd appreciate if you respond rapidly.
--- CURRENT cauterizedComfort [CCC] RIGHT NOW began responding to the memo ---
CCC: lol wtf are u going on about
CCC: sky looks fine 2 me
CCC: i think ur crazy, tho ur shakespear shit alrdy gave that away XD
--- CURRENT absoluteTranquility opened memo Why are there meteors raining from the sky? RIGHT NOW ---
CAT: Oh shit...
CAT: Yeah according to my nerd friend who isn't really helping, this isn't normal.
CAT: Damn it.
CAT: Unless you have military strength base; You might be out of luck.
CAT: My advice, run and say farewell to your friends. Sorry to be a downer.
CMO: You're a rather grim person, aren't you?
CMO: Admittedly this is ironic coming from me, anyhow. Meteors. They are raining from the sky like a God-given swarm of locusts.
CMO: I apologize for the horrid analogy, but I am a little rushed, if you understand.
CMO: And a military strength base is not an option, regrettably.

CAT: I apologize.
CAT: The only thing I can do is hope at the moment.
CAT: Or enjoy booze. Yay for under aged drinking!
CAT: Wait one second... you don't have a military strength base?
CAT: I thought they gave those away!