CHUMROLL: You are the Human. It is you.

[midnightAgony]

I agree that ms. paint has all you need, but lately I've been using Paint.NET, because it's free and has layers and effects and everything, it makes it easier to deal with everything, imo.

[Pierrot]

Your name is Isaac Feldon

You are 19 years old and are currently attending COLLEGE. It is abundantly clear that you are too OLD for such SHENANIGANS. However, for DECENCY's sake we will ignore that for now!

You keep your room PRISTINE and ORGANIZED. You also enjoy SOCIALIZING with friends while keeping up with your piles of SCHOOLWORK.

In case people haven’t caught on, you are without a doubt a INTELLECTUAL SOPHIST. You are 1 of 10 EAST ASIAN STUDIES majors in a school of five thousand. Many people assume you like RAMEN and SUSHI. You do, but you wish they would not assume that you do. You are not limited to academic interests though, you enjoy a myriad of eclectic activities. You are a FENCER, you can compete in tournaments, though you rank rather low on actual performance. You also adore GAMES OF CHANCE, and have many dice, cards, and coins for this purpose. An INTELLECTUAL would be lost without BOOKS. You really love to READ, especially OLD STUFFY ENGLISH NOVELS by authors no one has heard of. You like a vast quantity of varying things though, so many that this meager paragraph cannot hope to contain all but a small fraction of your INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS.

Your chumHandle is royalGambler and you tend to speAK in A mAnner thAt mAKes your QuestionAble interests that you enJoy Quite clear!!!

Your current fetch modus is the STACKED DECK MODUS. While it may seem inconvenient as the user must rely on pure chance, but being the AVATAR OF DUMB LUCK, you barely worry over such things.

Your fascination with games of chance has led to your equipping CARDKIND to your strife specibus. Many resist the urge to compare you to Gambit, which you prefer. You like to think of yourself as a renegade gypsy ready to make tarot readings of justice.

Although you don’t know it right now, you will eventually find yourself in the LAND OF GALES AND CATHEDRALS after having the title of KEEPER OF CHAOS bestowed on you. You will be accompanied by MASKEDBEARSPRITE, after you prototype your kernal sprite with a teddy bear and a Pierrot mask This would lead you to taking a long and sometimes repetitive journey across many landscapes to try and capture as much of others DESTRUCTION as possible while causing much of your own.

[rapidBlitz]

>Be the strange kid




Your name is LUKE LINCOLN. You can be very sarcastic, and sometimes a deadpan snarker. You live in a nice apartment with your OLDER SISTER in a rainy suburban area. Your SIS tends to be out working a lot, but when she isn't working she watches various HIGH SCHOOL DRAMAS on the television.

To keep yourself sane and away from that bullshit drama, you have a variety of INTERESTS. The general idea of a POST-NUCLEAR WORLD intrigues you beyond belief, so you like all kinds of media in that setting. You are a fan of the trading card game MAGIC: THE GATHERING, but you are PRETTY BAD at it. To contrast your sis's love for high school drama, you watch a lot of CARTOONS, as well as SCI-FI SHOWS. You have a strange, fetish-like affinity for MILITARY UNIFORMS.

Your chumHandle is nuclearRapture, and you only capatalize proper nouns, and you some times have trouble deciding what words have spaces or not

When you enter the medium you will be the ENVOY OF COURAGE and reside in THE LAND OF IRRADIATION AND RUINS.

Details and such:

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ChumHandle: nuclearRapture [NR]
Gender: Male
Text color: #228b22
Symbol: Hazard symbol
Fetch Modus: Temperature Sensor (Have to make the card a certain temperature to get the item)
Strife Specibus: Remotekind
Prototyping: Vault Boy Bobble Head + Sis's cat
Moon: Prospit
Title: Envoy of Courage
Land: Land of Irradiation and Ruins
Consorts: Lizards

[Jazzenstein]

Character and Awful Drawing of Sprite:

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You are MATT STEINER. It was your BIRTHDAY a few months ago, but you didn't really make a big deal out of it. You are 19. You are currently attending LAST CHANCE COMMUNITY COLLEGE to get a MUSIC DEGREE. You live in a really old house in an area some would call "the hood," with your MOM and STEPDAD, and they're pretty cool, you guess.

You're a pretty laid-back guy about most things, though you will defend your gaming hobbies fiercely. This gets in the way of work sometimes, but on the bright side, you're less likely to offend people, which is cool, you guess. You really like to laugh and have your friends laugh with you. They--not your friends, just a general "they"--say that laughter is the best medicine. And that's another thing that you guess is pretty cool.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, including ROLE-PLAYING GAMES, especially those made by a certain company which has done very well for itself as of late. You also like PEN AND PAPER GAMES, but never have anyone to play them with. You are also a huge CLASSIC ROCK BUFF, but you hesitate to call it that because it's a vague term that engenders a lot of different musicians and styles. You play TROMBONE and are quite good at it, with a preference for blues, jazz, or swing when you play.

You are particularly fond of a certain GROUP OF MUSICIANS that incorporate many different musical styles into their music, creating MOSTLY AMAZING BUT SOMETIMES ODD MUSIC. You have shirts emphasizing your approval of this group.

Sometimes you have been known to draw, but the results are typically NOT VERY GOOD.

Your ChumHandle is ghastlyMinstrel [GM], and you speak pretty much normally, although sometimes you throw a meme in, too see if others see what you did there.
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ChumHandle: ghastlyMinstrel
Gender: Male
Text Color: Black
Symbol: Pink Floyd/DSotM Prism
Fetch Modus: d20. Matt must roll a 20-sided die in order to retrieve his item. 10-20 is a success, with a 20 boosting the item's efficiency for a short while. 2-9 is a failure and will catapult the item out of Matt's sylladex. Rolling a 1 destroys the item and also plays unfitting music.
Strife Specibus: Beltkind. Miraculously, his pants stay up during a strife.
Prototyping: Wii-mote + Edgar Winter CD. (Wiintersprite.)
Title: Bard of Mirth
Land: Land of Plains and Sunshine
Consorts: Bears

[Tluthal]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem

[XD sorry! I hardly check here |B]

[Renegade Electron]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem
DM: Loooookkkk
DM: I'm not going to going to tell anyyyyyyy
DM: Any police or anything or anything
DM: I just neeeeeeeeeedd to get some kind of kind of weapon

[it's fine!]

[onlySun]

Ooh, I wrote a description of myself (not using my name, obviously) at school, because I was bored! Let me come copy it down.



Your name is JACOB PRIPYAT. Your interests include the CULINARY ARTS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, AND IMPROVISED WEAPONRY. You have many STRIFE SPECUBUS CARDS due to exploiting some loopholes and making IMPROVISED WEAPONRY that COUNTS AS TWO DIFFERENT WEAPONS. The card you typically use is FLAILKIND, due to the ease to make and use one. You like to PROGRAM, though you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You are quite good at the CULINARY ARTS. The only mishap you have had is the CINNAMON INCIDENT that you PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT. Your chumhandle is culinaryWarrior and you have no typing quirk because you can't be damned to have one.

(this part i wrote just now)

Later, you, the Noble of Breath, will take your place in the Land of Vibration and Juxtaposition, with your sprite, the CATSPRITE (again, can't be damned to make one) prototyped from your DEAD CAT FRANCINE'S ASHES.

[Tluthal]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem
DM: Loooookkkk
DM: I'm not going to going to tell anyyyyyyy
DM: Any police or anything or anything
DM: I just neeeeeeeeeedd to get some kind of kind of weapon
JM: payrate

[Renegade Electron]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem
DM: Loooookkkk
DM: I'm not going to going to tell anyyyyyyy
DM: Any police or anything or anything
DM: I just neeeeeeeeeedd to get some kind of kind of weapon
JM: payrate
DM: Well IIIIIIIIIiiiii'm not really that not really rich
DM: BBut I can rob a rob a aaaaank
DM: I mean a bank
DM: Soooohow much do you do you want?

[Jazzenstein]

-- ghastlyMinstrel [GM] opened memo "Anyone wanna play Sburb?" --
GM:Yeah...as hyped up as this game's been, I've been itching to play it. But most of my friends have been playing Allure of Responsibility: Dark Ops. So, anyone wanna play Sburb with me? I have both of the disks.

[Tluthal]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem
DM: Loooookkkk
DM: I'm not going to going to tell anyyyyyyy
DM: Any police or anything or anything
DM: I just neeeeeeeeeedd to get some kind of kind of weapon
JM: payrate
DM: Well IIIIIIIIIiiiii'm not really that not really rich
DM: BBut I can rob a rob a aaaaank
DM: I mean a bank
DM: Soooohow much do you do you want?
JM: dun care how you get it
JM: were talking $400/hour min

[Renegade Electron]

dastardlyMastermind [DM] started pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!
DM: Okaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
DM: I heard that you were you were raised by a robot
DM: And I am inttttttttterested in interested in
DM: Um
DM: Getting another robot
DM: But preferably one that is one that is programmed for kiiiiiiiiiiiiiilling
JM: no i wasnt
JM: perfectly normal family
JM: an programin isnt a problem
DM: Loooookkkk
DM: I'm not going to going to tell anyyyyyyy
DM: Any police or anything or anything
DM: I just neeeeeeeeeedd to get some kind of kind of weapon
JM: payrate
DM: Well IIIIIIIIIiiiii'm not really that not really rich
DM: BBut I can rob a rob a aaaaank
DM: I mean a bank
DM: Soooohow much do you do you want?
JM: dun care how you get it
JM: were talking $400/hour min
DM: OOokayyyyyyyy no okay no problemmmmmmmmmmmmm
DM: I'll lettt you know let you know when I'm done
dastardlyMastermind [DM] ceased pestering jeremiadMalacophony [JM]!

[Turin]

Your name is KAYJE SONUS. You live in a DECOMMISSIONED MISSILE SILO you inherited from your UNCLE, who littered the halls with NAUTICAL MEMORABILIA. You are ABNORMALLY APPREHENSIVE when it comes to heights, and avoid them wherever possible. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You actively participate in GAMES OF A STRATEGIC NATURE. Your bedroom contains countless examples of CUDDLY SIMULACRA OF ENDANGERED FAUNA and RE-PURPOSED DEBRIS. You enjoy plotting NAVIGATIONAL ROUTES, though you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. Ever since an intense DREAM OF FALLING, you have avoided sleep through use of HIGHLY-CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES and ENERGY BARS. Your Chumhandle is rainbowPerfectionist and You. Pau5e. 7o. 7hink. Af7er. Every. 5ingle. Word.

You use the OPERATION FETCH MODUS, which requires a steady hand to retrieve items. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to HELMKIND.

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Title: Raider of Cosmos
Land: Land of Dawn and Voids
Web Browser: Uses two browsers, Skoll and Hati

[Veriama]

is that....
is that narwhalsprite.

please tell me that is a narwhalsprite.

[Turin]

It is indeed a Narwhalsprite.

[Sgt. Lulz]

> Jakobs: Look better.


You make a statue of yourself.
...
You suddenly want real arms.

> Jakobs: Update Sylladex.

You have a Pictionary/Hash modus and a SMG Strife Specibi.
WEIRD PLOT SHIT makes your Captcharoid Camera appear right on your desk.

> Jakobs: Captchalogue Captcharoid Camera.

You draw your Captcharoid Camera and the Scribblepad captchalogues your Camera in your Sylladex.

[midnightAgony]

What is this I don't even.

[ZombieHam]

Thought I may as well do one of these too. They look fun! Uhh...sorry that mine is overly wordy.

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Your name is HAMISH. You predictably have a variety of INTERESTS, most of which identify you as a MASSIVE GEEK. You are technically an ADULT, but you often don't act like it.
You are especially enthusiastic about PSYCHOLOGY, which you are studying at university and believe is actually much more COMPLICATED than people tend to think.
You consider yourself SORT OF CREATIVE, but have trouble getting past the idea-phase of anything. As a result, you have literally HUNDREDS of ideas you hope to develop someday. You also have literally hundreds of HATS, both stylish and awful.
You are quite awkward in SOCIAL SITUATIONS, and will often forget exactly what you were...umm...
Your chumhandle is undeadAristocrat, and you tend to flip back and forth between using what admittedly you personally consider to be an overly complex and impressive vocabulary and typing pattern, and typin' like how you imagine a bloody cockney would, squire.

Your KNOWLEDGE MODUS annoys you a bit because it requires you to answer a randomly generated question based on the category of the item you are trying to retrieve. Answering incorrectly causes the item to be locked and irretrievable for several hours, when you can try again. Your sylladex is mainly full of the aforementioned hats, since you know nothing about the FASHION category and thus have trouble retrieving them after you pick them up.

Your Strife Specibus is canekind, because even though you don't actually require a cane, you like to pretend to be an OLD TIMEY LORD, and you think that even pretend lords should have a cane. You also have a card for textbookkind, but you rarely use it.

Your dream self was killed before you even woke up due to some of the other players in your session doing something REALLY FUCKING STUPID that resulted in the collapse of your tower on Derse. You have never quite forgiven them.
Your world is the Land of Ash and Storms, and you are destined to become the Duke of Luck.

[CrazyMan]

Your name is JACKY BLAKE.

You have a variety of interests. You like NINTENDO and their BIG GAMES. Semi-Ironically, you also enjoy OBSCURE GAMES, one of your favorite being a little number called VEXX. You also tend to GET YOURSELF WRAPPED UP IN OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS, but it usually works out well. You also have a nice demeanor, but it changes if you find someone is a complete jerk to you. And speaking of jerks, you tend to like to romp around in RANDOM CHAT SITES. It usually doesn't go too well.

Your GUARDIAN is your mother, who likes to buy plenty of nice stuff for you. And by that, you mean she buys you a buttload of clothes. And by clothes, you mean really fancy clothes you never wear unless you have to. You have a Slingkind specibus for long-rage combat, and a Hammerkind specibus for close-range. Both of these stem from your love of NINTENDO GAMES. (Think about it.)


You are destined to become the SLINGER OF COMEDY in the LAND OF STARS AND PAST. Your consorts will be SNAKES.

Your chumhandle is crazyMan and you speak pretty normally, despite being really weird.

[CrazyMan]

>Jacky: Contact random people about sburb.

You decide to contact a random person from the pesterchum userlist, to see his opinion on the game.

Pesterlog:

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-- crazyMan [CM] began pestering pseudoMechanic [PM] --


CM: hi!

PM: wh

PM: oh hi

CM: sooo...

PM: what is up

CM: nothing, nothing.

PM: i'm not sure if I know who you are

CM: you do not.

CM: i am a mystery man

CM: whooooooo.

CM: ghost nooooisseeeesss.

PM: mysterious!

CM: i know, right?

CM: i am the most mysterious.

CM: anyways, just doing a random thing here.

PM: what kind of a random thing

CM: what games do you like?

CM: that kind of a random thing.

PM: i don't play too many games lately

CM: aww.

CM: i've been pretty interested in this one game.

CM: been thinking about making a board for people playing it, i dunno.

PM: what game?

CM: SBURB.

CM: it sounds pretty interesting.

PM: i've heard the name before

PM: haven't looked into it at all

CM: well maybe you should.

CM: it sounds pretty fun.

PM: i'll have to look into it

CM: yup.

CM: look into it, like a booooook

CM: get a reading rainbow on.

PM: i'll go like

PM: THREE times as high

PM: butterfly ain't got shit on me

CM: take a look, in a book, reading rainboooow

CM: oh, sorry, you were talking about butterflies and i flashed back to childhood.

CM: how do you even read a rainbow, anyways?

CM: and what would you find that's so cool on a rainbow to read?

PM: who knows

CM: i'll tell you what you'd find.

CM: you would find COLORS

CM: lots of colors.

PM: sounds pretty intense

CM: not necessarily intense.

CM: just really cool.

CM: although you know what'd be the most intense?

CM: THREE RAINBOWS

PM: oh man

PM: that's a whole rainbow man

CM: all the way across the sky.

PM: what does it mean

CM: *crying*

CM: lots of crying.

PM: haha so anyway

CM: what were we talking about? SBURB?

PM: yes.

CM: yeah. right. so, if i ever make a board for collecting people to play SBURB, will you be among those peoples?

PM: Yeah, sounds interesting.

PM: i didn't read much but I guess it's about building or something?

CM: building and adventuring, i think.

PM: adventures are good, too

CM: so, i think i'm gonna run off and go do the board.

PM: alright.

CM: see you later.

PM: give me a buzz when it's all set up, yeah?

CM: alright.

-- crazyMan [CM] ceased pestering pseudoMechanic [PM] --

>Jacky: Open that board up.

You open that board like there's no tomorrow.

crazyMan [CM] openened memo on board "SBURB Discussion"

CM: hey everyone!
CM: i'm looking for players for this SBURB game.
CM: anyone interested?

(Obligatory double post apology: Sorry.)

[paranoidNegotiator]

>Nolan: be incredibly late to the party

pseudoMechanic [PM] responded to memo.

PM: oh woops, you made this a while ago
PM: sorry about taking so long to get back to you
PM: i had to "acquire" a copy of the game, and then
PM: well, real world stuff happened I guess
PM: anyway that's sorted out. now this sburb thing
PM: it came with two disks, and i wasn't sure which one you actually need to put in to play the game so i just put in the one that said client on it because of alphabetical order or something i don't know. anyway all i get is this black console-type window thing, and it says waiting for server or something
PM: wat do

[CrazyMan]

crazyMan [CM] openened memo on board "SBURB Discussion"

CM: hey everyone!
CM: i'm looking for players for this SBURB game.
CM: anyone interested?
pseudoMechanic [PM] responded to memo.

PM: oh woops, you made this a while ago
PM: sorry about taking so long to get back to you
PM: i had to "acquire" a copy of the game, and then
PM: well, real world stuff happened I guess
PM: anyway that's sorted out. now this sburb thing
PM: it came with two disks, and i wasn't sure which one you actually need to put in to play the game so i just put in the one that said client on it because of alphabetical order or something i don't know. anyway all i get is this black console-type window thing, and it says waiting for server or something
PM: wat do
CM: oh, wow, i kind of forgot about this thing.
CM: uhh, i guess i should put the server disk in and make you connect to me, i dunno.
CM: gonna take a while to load.

[pember]

>Be the bookworm

Your name is PEMBER ILLICH.

You like BIOLOGY (specifically arthropods), SCIENCE-FICTION anything, and BUGS. You have a pet TARANTULA named ARAGOG simply for the satisfaction of scaring your GUARDIAN, who you call MUMSY. You enjoy listening to QUIET MUSIC and have a knack for CHEERING PEOPLE UP. You are a generally NICE individual, but you tend to GET SHY and STUTTER WHEN CONFRONTED.

You have a SHOVELKIND specibus as a result of semi-constant yard work, aka "gardening".
You are destined to become a NOBLE OF FAITH in the LAND OF PRESENCE AND MOTION.


Your chumHandle is curiousNobody and you do not cap!ital!ze your words and avo!d us!ng the letter "I".

[ZombieHam]

undeadAristocrat [UA] opened memo on board "Hello?!?"

UA: Hello? Can anyone read this?
UA: Not that asking that particular question is very useful, considering.
UA: I mean, if you can't read it, you can't answer.
UA: And if someone answers, then presumably it's because they were able to read it.
UA: Fuck.
UA: Okay, I guess what I'm really asking is whether or not these memos are accessible through different SBURB sessions.
UA: Because none of the other players in mine are replying, and...
UA: Well, I'm lonely. And scared. I have no fuckin' idea what to do.
UA: Anyone?

[redRevolvers]

undeadAristocrat [UA] opened memo on board "Hello?!?"

UA: Hello? Can anyone read this?
UA: Not that asking that particular question is very useful, considering.
UA: I mean, if you can't read it, you can't answer.
UA: And if someone answers, then presumably it's because they were able to read it.
UA: Fuck.
UA: Okay, I guess what I'm really asking is whether or not these memos are accessible through different SBURB sessions.
UA: Because none of the other players in mine are replying, and...
UA: Well, I'm lonely. And scared. I have no fuckin' idea what to do.
UA: Anyone?
redRevolvers [RR] responded to memo.
RR: Don't worry, you're not alone.