Man, this is cool- it's like an Microsoft Paint Adventures Fan Adventure Fan Fiction- or an MSPAFAFF. I'd say go with Karkat next- fingers crossed for him being in some kind of insane wish-gratification personal hell with being forced to fight John and all. What was Gamzee's weapon drop, anyway? I'm thinking maybe a Sopor Shot would calm Karkat down after some kind of intense maniacal ecstatic murder frenzy.
MoThErFuCkIn PiE. Complete with capitalization. I'll have the YOU GOT screen up shortly.
*edit* here you are.
Last edited by Douhneill; 11-27-2010 at 01:40 AM.
If you feel that there's no way things could get any worse, that means things will only get better!
...That, or you're possibly being fed on by a dementor. Eat some chocolate, stat.
Hey remember that one fic, the one that never got a first chapter?
Haha.
Alpha & Omega - I
Time loathed Omega Dave. He loathed him with a passion. Just because Omega Dave was such a bloody prick. Whenever Omega Dave spoke, it grated at Time's nerves. Perhaps because, where the Alpha was different from Time, the Omega was similar. When the Alpha and Time interacted, Time felt shunned. When Omega and Time interacted, it felt something different. And it loathed that feeling. Time didn't enjoy it at all. But Time merely waited, waited for the Omega to catch up, and enter the place where it could begin the plan. The plan that Breath feared, that Light was suspicious of. Space didn't mind, but then again Space never minded. She merely watched, and amused herself with manipulations. But eventually, Time grinned. The Omega was in the medium.
??? Pesterlog
-- unknownTravesty [UT] began controlling turntechGodhead [TG] at ?? --
UT: Why, this is quite unexpected.
UT: After all, I did not know that this ridiculous software could speak to you.
TG: rose?
TG: i really dont have time for this.
TG: jades fucking around with all of my stuff
TG: and now some crazy shit is going down.
UT: What.
UT: You're suppose to fear me.
UT: I will become your tormenter
UT: You will fear my very being!
UT: You will not be able to sleep, for fear of the insidious dreams I will send you!
TG: wait are you one of the trolls?
TG: because you really suck at this.
TG: its like you have no fucking idea
TG: how to interact with someone as awesome as me.
UT: You don't know anything about what I can do!
UT: I will utterly destroy you! Completely obliterate you!
TG: rose
TG: just shut up
TG: you're just acting like a complete fucking idiot.
TG: now if you'll excuse me from your little drama party
TG: I have to go talk to myself
TG: from the future.
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering unknownTravesty [UT] at 1:23 --
UT: ...
UT: I swear by everything you hold dear,
UT: Everything you want to be,
UT: I will defeat you. Make you regret crossing me.
-- unknownTravesty [UT] ceased controlling turntechGodhead [TG] at ?? --[/font]
It was an interesting conversation for Time. It had never directly spoken to the one it wanted to defeat before. But now, it decided to merely watch for a while. Amuse itself by observing some of the others, from that other dimension.
The one that shouldn't exist.
The people that shouldn't exist. Those that shouldn't interact, for in a world such as Skaia,
there can only be one Light, one Time, one Space, one Breath. No more, no less. And the alternate Dimension, in every one of those Parallel Worlds, they suffered.
Those that don't fight, die. They cannot halt the powers that be, and when the powers clash, the Proxies clash. And the Proxies cannot break free of this fate, this fate they don't want to see.
Such an event had happened before. In another session, in the past. Far before the current Time. The current Time is the one who won, who aided in the defeat of those who fought each other. Unfortunately, for the current Generation to fight, they must understand the elder generation. The ones who died.
There was someone among the others, that appears to have affected Time in some way. That one was the one who made him loathe Dave. And Time would force the other Proxy to defeat Dave, to bring the opposite back.
Because Time wanted, needed to remember. Remember how to live.
God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.
Jade and Karkat made their way back to the karaoke lounge. When they entered, Jade noticed that Rose and Kanaya were besides John who seemed to be having a religious awakening.
Sollux and Feferi had also returned during her absence, the black lipstick markings going down below the neck of Sollux's shirt indicated they had been busy while away. But right now, Feferi was fearfully clinging to Sollux - trying her best to hide behind him. Nepeta was below her chair, hackles raised. It was then that Jade finally noticed who was singing and what they were butchering.
Oh sweet Jegus, it was Eridan...and he was...he was singing...
I'll be wwatching you...
She must have heard him while she was asleep. It didn't take much to transform what was going on into the terror that was present in her nightmare. Thankfully he finished just as she walked in.
Eridan did a flamboyant bow up on the stage. He looked out into the audience and noticed the looks of terror, confusion and ridicule. They had hated his incredible performance.
You all can go fuck yourselvves!
Howw dare you mock me! I...
I'm gonna go elsewwhere. Assholes.
Eridan left the room, Jade noticed his usual hangdog look as he walked past her.
wwhiiny fucking bathterd
Sollux! Eridan tried )(is best...
)(e just can't )(elp-
Wwhiny bitch can't help being a creepy fucker.
Seriously, how did you ever deal with him?
Feferi gave them a pained look and then noticed Jade at the door.
JAD-E! I'm -EXCIT-ED to see you back!
Jade waved to her and went over to Rose and John.
So what did I miss?
You missed the choir of angels.
You missed the greatest thing ever...
Rose?
You missed Nepeta, and a duet involving Dave and Terezi, as well as Gamzee, who's performance seems to have a profound impact on John.
Gamzee did that to John?
Apparently, he was already done by time Kanaya and I returned from your room.
And you just caught the end of Eridan's "performance".
So...
how was your talk with Karkat?
He doesn't seem to be real happy, considering he slumped off to the corner over there.
I fell asleep and had a horrible nightmare.
Rose arched an eyebrow at Jade.
Really?
Yes. Who's performing next?
So wordy right now my friend.
But, apparently Eridan stole Vriska's spot so she's up next.
There's some debate as to what song she's going to perform.
Everyone Knows It Is Going To Be The Same Song That She Has Been Singing Since John Sent Her That Internet Video Involving Nicolas Cage.
Yeah, sadly that's going to be true.
I do have to admit I'm rather tired of hearing it.
I Tired Of It The First Time I Heard It.
Hey, it's a great song
Vriska had made her way up onto stage. The taunts from the others about what would be her song choice had her foaming at the mouth. Especially the heckling by Dave backed up by the ever-present giggling of Terezi.
You 8ll can shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
I'm going to 8low you all out of this room with my 8eautiful performance!
SHUT UP DAVE!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU L8R!
She grabbed the mic and the music started...wait a moment. That's not the right tune...
Silver Moons and paper chains,
Faded maps and shiny things.
You're my favorite one-man show.
A million different ways to go.
Vriska danced across the stage.
Will you fly me away?
Take me away with you,
My love.
She came down off the stage. John looked frightened.
Painted scenes, I'm up all night.
Slaying monsters, flying kites.
Speak to me in foreign tongues.
Share your secrets one by one.
Everyone watched Vriska as she pranced around. She passed by John who blew out a sigh of relief.
Will you fly me away?
Take me away with you,
My love.
And ended up in Tavros' lap.
Now I cant think what life was like
Before I had you by my side.
Cant say what I'd do without you,
Knowing what its like to have you.
She threw an arm around his neck.
Hidden walk ways back in time.
Endless stories, lovers cry.
In my mind I've been set free.
Will you take this Journey
You and Me?
Vriska rested her head upon Tavros' shoulder.
Will you Fly me away?
Take me away with you,
My love.
While this was going on Nepeta was dancing around the back of the room.
Fly me away with you,
My Love.
Vriska sat straight up, looked Tavros straight in the eyes...
Take me away with you,
My Love.
and she kissed him.
The room was silent. Even Dave and Terezi were stunned by this development. The only person who wasn't was stilling dancing in the back.
XDD < Oh my goodness!
:DD < This is just a purrfect day.
:DD < First Karkitty and Jade, now Vriska and Tavros! So much to update!
Nepeta ran out of the room babbling about needing more red paint.
John watched Vriska and Tavros go at it. He had a relieved smile.
I can't tell you how long I've waited for this to happen.
What do you mean?
As Dave said "She's messed up"
Now that she's back with Tavros, I don't have too deal with the weird shit she does to those she's fixated upon.
Well then.
Wait...
Jade stared off into space as something mentioned earlier finally worked its way into her mind and attracted her attention.
Dave and Terezi did a duet?
What did they perform?
You wouldn't believe you if I told you
Try me, I've had plenty of strange shit happen today.
Well, if really want to know...
They did "I've Got You Babe"
No way.
Yes
I...
I wish I had been hear to see that.
No need to wish...
A devilish grin stretching across his face.
I've got it recorded.
John held up an alchemized video camera.
A/N
You're gonna have to wait for the epic Dave & Terezi duet.
You guys see this? You see this right here? This is what they call... AN EXTRAORDINARY WASTE OF TIME. ArmsAreLoud presents...
Dave and the Trolls Visit a Taco Bell
I fucking hate Taco Bell.
Like, no, seriously, I can’t even like it ironically. The joint is just that shitty. We were GOING to go to KFC, but then the trolls flipped their shit like they always do when the subject of buckets is broached so we ended up coming here instead. Fucking John and his desire to comply to this cultural differences bullshit to make Vriska feel better. Seriously, he cares about HER feelings? He does realize this is the same Vriska that strung him up in a spider web for foreplay only a few days ago, right? Right? No, he doesn’t. Because he is a dumbass.
I don’t even know why I bothered using this weird time shit Sburb gifted me with to give the trolls the human experience they’ve apparently been craving. As if the “human experience” isn’t total shit and should just be forgotten along with the planet involved. But Terezi was just so fucking persuasive, getting her flirt on like she always does. Guess I can’t say no to that, no matter how terrible of an idea she conjures up behind those glasses of hers.
So here we are, in a Taco Bell. A smelly, greasy, immigrant-run Taco Bell. Picked one in a time period where there was a Con going on, so that we’d be able to pass off the trolls as cosplayers. Didn’t stop there from being some really fucking weird looks from the fatasses that regged the joint.
Oh look, Nepeta is at it again. Playing with her food like it’s fucking alive. I don’t agree with Karkat on much, but I do agree with him on this: that bitch has to have some sort of mental malfunction to act like that. Seriously.
Wait oh fuck what is she doing with that fajita please don’t throw that fajita at the huge guy over there she’s going to throw the fajita at the huge guy over there yes she just threw the fajita at the huge guy over there.
God.
Fucking.
Dammit.
Why would you do this to me, Nepeta? Why? You don’t look like the type to pull such a dick move, so he’s obviously going to turn on the douchebag sitting next to you.
As much as I’d love to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy, bloody murder is not the advisable course of action. So I guess I better just take what’s coming tooOAAAAAUGH FUCK THAT HURT.
Well, a few bruises and a disposed-of corpse later and we’re gone. I’d smack the shit out of that furry if it weren’t for that sweaty bastard that’s always looking over her. Gah. Well, at least there’s no way they are going to ask us to do something like that again.
…No. Fuck you Terezi, we are not going to Disneyland.
You guys see this? You see this right here? This is what they call... AN EXTRAORDINARY WASTE OF TIME. ArmsAreLoud presents...
Dave and the Trolls Visit a Taco Bell
I fucking hate Taco Bell.
Like, no, seriously, I can’t even like it ironically. The joint is just that shitty. We were GOING to go to KFC, but then the trolls flipped their shit like they always do when the subject of buckets is broached so we ended up coming here instead. Fucking John and his desire to comply to this cultural differences bullshit to make Vriska feel better. Seriously, he cares about HER feelings? He does realize this is the same Vriska that strung him up in a spider web for foreplay only a few days ago, right? Right? No, he doesn’t. Because he is a dumbass.
I don’t even know why I bothered using this weird time shit Sburb gifted me with to give the trolls the human experience they’ve apparently been craving. As if the “human experience” isn’t total shit and should just be forgotten along with the planet involved. But Terezi was just so fucking persuasive, getting her flirt on like she always does. Guess I can’t say no to that, no matter how terrible of an idea she conjures up behind those glasses of hers.
So here we are, in a Taco Bell. A smelly, greasy, immigrant-run Taco Bell. Picked one in a time period where there was a Con going on, so that we’d be able to pass off the trolls as cosplayers. Didn’t stop there from being some really fucking weird looks from the fatasses that regged the joint.
Oh look, Nepeta is at it again. Playing with her food like it’s fucking alive. I don’t agree with Karkat on much, but I do agree with him on this: that bitch has to have some sort of mental malfunction to act like that. Seriously.
Wait oh fuck what is she doing with that fajita please don’t throw that fajita at the huge guy over there she’s going to throw the fajita at the huge guy over there yes she just threw the fajita at the huge guy over there.
God.
Fucking.
Dammit.
Why would you do this to me, Nepeta? Why? You don’t look like the type to pull such a dick move, so he’s obviously going to turn on the douchebag sitting next to you.
As much as I’d love to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy, bloody murder is not the advisable course of action. So I guess I better just take what’s coming tooOAAAAAUGH FUCK THAT HURT.
Well, a few bruises and a disposed-of corpse later and we’re gone. I’d smack the shit out of that furry if it weren’t for that sweaty bastard that’s always looking over her. Gah. Well, at least there’s no way they are going to ask us to do something like that again.
…No. Fuck you Terezi, we are not going to Disneyland.
Taco Bell is an experience every person much endure at least once.
Conquest: Future-fic. Four sweeps after Sgurb, the trolls have been recruited into various facets of the Alternian imperial army. Assassination attempts, black romance, and political unheavals. Captain Vantas's day just keeps getting worse. (In Progress.)
You guys see this? You see this right here? This is what they call... AN EXTRAORDINARY WASTE OF TIME. ArmsAreLoud presents...
Dave and the Trolls Visit a Taco Bell
I fucking hate Taco Bell.
Like, no, seriously, I can’t even like it ironically. The joint is just that shitty. We were GOING to go to KFC, but then the trolls flipped their shit like they always do when the subject of buckets is broached so we ended up coming here instead. Fucking John and his desire to comply to this cultural differences bullshit to make Vriska feel better. Seriously, he cares about HER feelings? He does realize this is the same Vriska that strung him up in a spider web for foreplay only a few days ago, right? Right? No, he doesn’t. Because he is a dumbass.
I don’t even know why I bothered using this weird time shit Sburb gifted me with to give the trolls the human experience they’ve apparently been craving. As if the “human experience” isn’t total shit and should just be forgotten along with the planet involved. But Terezi was just so fucking persuasive, getting her flirt on like she always does. Guess I can’t say no to that, no matter how terrible of an idea she conjures up behind those glasses of hers.
So here we are, in a Taco Bell. A smelly, greasy, immigrant-run Taco Bell. Picked one in a time period where there was a Con going on, so that we’d be able to pass off the trolls as cosplayers. Didn’t stop there from being some really fucking weird looks from the fatasses that regged the joint.
Oh look, Nepeta is at it again. Playing with her food like it’s fucking alive. I don’t agree with Karkat on much, but I do agree with him on this: that bitch has to have some sort of mental malfunction to act like that. Seriously.
Wait oh fuck what is she doing with that fajita please don’t throw that fajita at the huge guy over there she’s going to throw the fajita at the huge guy over there yes she just threw the fajita at the huge guy over there.
God.
Fucking.
Dammit.
Why would you do this to me, Nepeta? Why? You don’t look like the type to pull such a dick move, so he’s obviously going to turn on the douchebag sitting next to you.
As much as I’d love to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy, bloody murder is not the advisable course of action. So I guess I better just take what’s coming tooOAAAAAUGH FUCK THAT HURT.
Well, a few bruises and a disposed-of corpse later and we’re gone. I’d smack the shit out of that furry if it weren’t for that sweaty bastard that’s always looking over her. Gah. Well, at least there’s no way they are going to ask us to do something like that again.
…No. Fuck you Terezi, we are not going to Disneyland.
No wait, save Karkat for last. You know, best bud showdown and all.
HEIRMAN, GO FIGHT SOLLUX
Heh. It's funny writing everyone's personalities as their Megaman counterparts. Because I want to keep the personalities the same, but I have to take into account the fact that they're all robots built by Rose and know each other well. The conversation before the battle with Karkat is going to be very interesting (3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3)
*edit* is it weird to be making art of your own fics? Because I started doing the fics because of the art, but now I'm doing more art because of the art already done with the fics, and...
*another edit*
Originally Posted by Author
Hey remember that one fic, the one that never got a first chapter?
You mean my Twelve Little Trolls?[/oblivious]
Last edited by Douhneill; 11-27-2010 at 01:49 AM.
If you feel that there's no way things could get any worse, that means things will only get better!
...That, or you're possibly being fed on by a dementor. Eat some chocolate, stat.
I'm actually really enjoying the minor robots and the all around Mega Man touches in your fic, Douhneill, so I'm definitely looking forward to more. As for my vote, I'm perfectly fine backing away from my original Gamzee > Feferi, which I only really did because I had run out of ideas, but I'm also for saving Karkat for later so... Man! Who most needs a pie in their face? I just can't decide.
As for the rest of you, remember when just hours ago we were discussing how much faster the last thread went compared to the first? And now there is a page and a half of solid fics. That's it! I'm going to bed!
Havent posted for the past few days cuz I've been working nonstop, plus Thanksgiving, but lots of good fics have been put up. Conquest, AHiHH, and of course the new(ish) Unhinged are all my favorites as far as the ongoing series go. Really like SC's Servers too.
part ten of desperation should be done by tomorrow, probably, in theory, (maybe not)
Oh my Wig, I almost didn't recognize you with your adorable kitten picture... Which makes your title even better! Hahaha.
Yaaay more Karaoke/story! And.. Oh god, even I was like "That's.. that's a bit creepy" with Eri. Poooor guy.. Poor Fef/solluth (FRESH). And didn't expect the Vriska turnabout~.
(I bet Nepeta is just DIEING now, hehe).
"Try me, I've had plenty of strange shit happen today." Poor Jade. Poor snarky Jade and her awesome line .
Arms, Taco Bell? Bahahaha.
"Wait oh fuck what is she doing with that fajita please don’t throw that fajita at the huge guy over there she’s going to throw the fajita at the huge guy over there yes she just threw the fajita at the huge guy over there."
THE BEST.
I've witnessed the births of two fanfic threads and deaths of two as well. Well, it's exciting to find myself here in Part Three of the neverending fic parade. And there's some huge output right away, too.
Morthol Dryax on Formspring / My chumhandle's hourslongBrouhaha, have fun "talking" to me since I'm never online!
You guys see this? You see this right here? This is what they call... AN EXTRAORDINARY WASTE OF TIME. ArmsAreLoud presents...
Dave and the Trolls Visit a Taco Bell
I fucking hate Taco Bell.
Like, no, seriously, I can’t even like it ironically. The joint is just that shitty. We were GOING to go to KFC, but then the trolls flipped their shit like they always do when the subject of buckets is broached so we ended up coming here instead. Fucking John and his desire to comply to this cultural differences bullshit to make Vriska feel better. Seriously, he cares about HER feelings? He does realize this is the same Vriska that strung him up in a spider web for foreplay only a few days ago, right? Right? No, he doesn’t. Because he is a dumbass.
I don’t even know why I bothered using this weird time shit Sburb gifted me with to give the trolls the human experience they’ve apparently been craving. As if the “human experience” isn’t total shit and should just be forgotten along with the planet involved. But Terezi was just so fucking persuasive, getting her flirt on like she always does. Guess I can’t say no to that, no matter how terrible of an idea she conjures up behind those glasses of hers.
So here we are, in a Taco Bell. A smelly, greasy, immigrant-run Taco Bell. Picked one in a time period where there was a Con going on, so that we’d be able to pass off the trolls as cosplayers. Didn’t stop there from being some really fucking weird looks from the fatasses that regged the joint.
Oh look, Nepeta is at it again. Playing with her food like it’s fucking alive. I don’t agree with Karkat on much, but I do agree with him on this: that bitch has to have some sort of mental malfunction to act like that. Seriously.
Wait oh fuck what is she doing with that fajita please don’t throw that fajita at the huge guy over there she’s going to throw the fajita at the huge guy over there yes she just threw the fajita at the huge guy over there.
God.
Fucking.
Dammit.
Why would you do this to me, Nepeta? Why? You don’t look like the type to pull such a dick move, so he’s obviously going to turn on the douchebag sitting next to you.
As much as I’d love to beat the ever-loving shit out of this guy, bloody murder is not the advisable course of action. So I guess I better just take what’s coming tooOAAAAAUGH FUCK THAT HURT.
Well, a few bruises and a disposed-of corpse later and we’re gone. I’d smack the shit out of that furry if it weren’t for that sweaty bastard that’s always looking over her. Gah. Well, at least there’s no way they are going to ask us to do something like that again.
…No. Fuck you Terezi, we are not going to Disneyland.
You need to do a series of these. It is too funny not to.
"Are you at the alchemiter yet?" "Yes, proceed with your instructions."
Kanaya stands by the lab's alchemy set. She converses with Rose through a pair of headsets that each contact has alchemised beforehand.
"The code is FFGDAE. Be careful with it, it's fragile." She duly complies, entering the code in the designix.
When Kanaya mentioned her love of landscaping to Rose, the human expressed profound surprise. Obviously She had thought trolls were this race of barbaric swines or something. In any case, she's been insisting her to alchemize something or other.
"How expensive is it?" "Just A Handful Of Grist" "Odd. On Earth, this cost hundreds of dollars." Hundreds of boondollars isn't much at all. How poor is this girl, really?
A small object appears on the alchemiter. It's a...weapon, maybe? A miniature torture device? "What On Earth Is This Little Plank"
Kanaya's vision fades away and is replaced by a chinese man playing the shit out of a violin. She wasn't aware that her headset had this feature.
"What could that adult human be doing? Is it supposed to make that noise?" "The noise is the whole point, Kanaya." An art from based on sound? That's something no troll has ever thought of. "Consider my interest piqued."
Kanaya mind-minimizes the performance to the corner of her field of vision. She picks up the brittle intrument and sticks it under her jaw, imitating the strange man. "Okay, now what?" "Do you have the bow?" "There Is No Such Thing Anywhere Near Here" "I mean the...stick-like object." "Is that what you call it?" Better not tell Equius.
With the bow in hand, Kanaya is all set now. Apparantly the point is to aggrieve these strings with it. Perhaps I'll start with the smallest. Intent on showing a message to all of impudent stringkind, she deals a firm swipe on the tender E-string. The plank retaliates with a gut-wrenching screech. Kanaya drops the violin and covers her ears.
"I heard that. You bowed much too strongly. Try again, but gently." "Okay, let me pick it back up..."
She dropped it?, Rose thought. How careless. Then again, she must've dropped her own violin a billion times while mismanaging her sylladex.
A bit more wary this time, Kanaya places the plank back over her shoulder. She figures she'll try the next string. Pulling the bow a second time, she accidentally hits three strings simultaneously. She startles and presses down hard, illiciting a sound three times as awful as the last one. A pained yell escapes her.
"I Cannot Believe What Manner Of Voluntary Self-Torture Your Species Subjects Itself To" "It's not easy, you know. The learning process spans over years. I mean, sweeps. "We don't have that luxury of time before our- wait, who's there?"
Kanaya hears agitated footsteps. Within seconds, Karkat appears running from around the corner, gasping profusely. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLUBS WAS THAT SOUND AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BROWN THING DIGGING INTO YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE?"
Kanaya quickly pulls it away from her and holds it with her arm outstretched to prove that it's completely harmless. "It's just something the Rose human told me to make!" Oh wait...drat.
She sees Karkat's expression turn from aggravated worry to rage. "Kanaya, activate parlor mode." Before Karkat can break into a xenophobic rant, she takes off her headset and flips a switch on it. Rose's voice fills the room.
"Please don't embarass yourself over this. I was merely introducing Kanaya to music." Music? Karkat's heard that word before. He remembers a video of the "paino" that the John human sent him.
To be continued, maybe. I just realised that I write Kanaya more than any other character.
Very well then. I'll just read what I've written so far to get back into the story and see what I can come up with. On that topic, anything specific you guys and gals would like to see?