MSPA Fanfiction III

[Douhneill]

@Everyone: Thank you for the kind words. Sadly, I won't have time to do any more today because I have... CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.

You have surpassed all perceived expectations, good sir. You deserve a break.

And now I want to write one of my own... but I don't know who to write about. Maybe the imps? Nah. The sprites would be kinda cool to do, however.

[BPrinny]

Quixotic

y u write good story

[Graven_Image]

OK, screw it. I lied. I might have time to do one more.

Item #: SCP-1025-9

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Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1025-9 is to be contained in a variant of the standard SCP-1025 cell. All furnishings are to be made from extra-reinforced titanium steel.

The room is to be sealed with a six-inch-thick reinforced blast door. The walls are to be made of titanium steel and reinforced wherever possible.

SCP-1025-9 is not to be transported or interred near SCP-1025-1, SCP-1025-4, SCP-1025-5, SCP-1025-8, or any fragile or otherwise sensitive SCP.

Description: SCP-1025-9 is a specimen of SCP-1025. It appears to suffer from multiple injuries, including blackened eyes, broken teeth, and a snapped horn. It does not seem to comment on these, and remains silent when asked about them. No blood tests have thus far been successful, but observation has confirmed that SCP-1025-9's blood is deep blue in color.

SCP-1025-9 is incredibly dangerous. It displays superhuman strength, able to break bones with what for any other specimen of SCP-1025 (except perhaps SCP-1025-1) would consider a forceful shove. It seems to multiply any force it exerts, often crushing, snapping, or shattering objects on accident.

SCP-1025-9 exhibits pronounced disgust at humans, calling them "gutterbloods" and "mutants". If freed, it will use deadly force on any human beings that it percieves as an obstacle.

Well, that's just what we needed. Another SCP-682. Termination attempts approved, pending level 2 clearance.

OS-X

Addendum 1025-9a: Termination Log

Test: Three D-Class Personnel given antipersonnel weapons, told to terminate SCP-1025-9.
Result: SCP-1025-9 released, D-Class Personnel open fire. SCP-1025 approaches the nearest one, disabling him in a single punch. It repeats for the other two. All three D-Class Personnel suffer fatal injuries, two from severe cranial trauma, one from [DATA EXPUNGED] totally liquified.

Test: Three D-Class Personnel given antiarmor weapons, told to terminate SCP-1025-9.
Result: Similar to before, D-Class Personnel open fire to no effect. All three suffer fatal injuries, including collapsed lungs, [DATA EXPUNGED]

I didn't even know you could do that with those...
-Dr. XXXXXXX

Test: SCP-1025-9 and SCP-682 released into a titanium-steel-reinforced testing area, told to terminate each other.
Result: SCPs circle each other for approx. five minutes. SCP-682 lunges. The two SCPs battle for approx. XX hours, after which the testing area shows signs of serious structural wear. Test canceled.

I hope we try this one again. I've got sixty bucks riding on 1025-9.
-Agent XXXXXX

Addendum 1025-9b: Restricted under Level 3 clearance

I have approved the deployment of Task Force Omega-7 if SCP-1025-9 is ever encountered again. God help us if it and any of the other Keters in SCP-1025 have remained together.

OS-X

[raequiem]

Equius versus 682 would be SOCOOL~

The foundation should really learn that sometimes letting them talk is a good idea. Nepeta could probably talk Equius down from anything.

(ohmanohmanohmanGamzee'snext. What will they think of sopor?)

[Ganato]

Did Andrew just ruin the plot of my fanfic with the newest update?
Yes. Yes he did.
Screw it, I'll probably make it anyway.

Item #: SCP-1025-9

I really like these.
I guess I should head over to that website and waste my entire day there.

Conquest

SHIT. JUST. GOT. REAL.

He who fights demons

I remember seeing a couple of comics playing with this rule.
I don't know if you got the idea from them, but it is really well written.
I especially like how AR and WV got into a fight once the rebellion against BK came up.

Come Together, Part 4

Aww, man.
So sweet.
You just gave me diabetes.

[QuetzaDrake]

Haha, 682 vs. Equius sounds like it'd be pretty epic. I can see landscapes being demolished DBZ-style in their brawl.

One little quirk though is that they felt it necessary to redundantly state "SCP-1025-9 is a specimen of SCP-1025." :P

[ceruleanTresses]

Oh wow. Quixotic, I just read through Conquest finally. It's REALLY good.

[KilroyWasHere]

Graven: Is it me, or does the doctor whose name just happens to be censored have the same number of letters in his name as Brinner?...

[Graven_Image]

Graven: Is it me, or does the doctor whose name just happens to be censored have the same number of letters in his name as Brinner?...

OH SHOOT

WE JUST GOT

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[AppleTree]

Conquest

SHIT. JUST. GOT. REAL.

Shit. Yeah it did. Now I'll be obsessively checking for chapter 11!

[Sionnan]

FML

Another of the Brothers Strider installments.

I can't compete with the stuff here.

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It didn't happen very often, but Bro was sick. And not just "ate something nasty" sick, or "scare the commuters on the subway coughing" sick. Like... so sick he wasn't moving from the couch unless it was to go to throw up or pee.

Dave couldn't handle this shit. This shit was so way beyond him that he would have to take lessons from babies on how to handle it.

Well, okay, so that wasn't true. He was being melodramatic by a long stretch, but it made him feel fucking helpless watching Bro curl into a fetal position on the couch and not move for the days. Dave had dropped off at a drug store on the way home from school, and perused the aisles nabbing items that seemed at least halfway useful in fighting... whatever the fuck it was Bro had. Jesus, what if he had, like... syphilis or something? How could someone cure that? Didn't you get that from drinking from other people's cups? Bro did attend a lot of parties and crap, and he did swipe people's drinks, and drink off of the cups of the girls who fawned over the ph4t DJ.

Panicked, he stopped dead in the middle of the cold-medicine and texted Rose, since she generally seemed to know something about everything. She texted back first with, "???", then "Syphilis has been cureable for decades. Why?"

He decided that he had acted enough like a spaz and excused himself with a curt, "nm. ltr." He had walked home feeling a little less cool than usual, plastic bag full of drugs and paraphernalia dangling from his fingers.

Right now he was in the kitchen/living room glancing over his shoulder every once in a while to glance at the inert form of his brother slumped on the futon. Shit was definitely not cool, but he had no idea how to fix him. So he made him chicken soup from a can in the microwave, wary of using the stove when he was the only cognizant human being in the apartment. Despite the fact that Cal sat guard on his Bro's massive subwoofer. Dave doubted Cal knew how to put out fires anyway. He doubted Cal was even flame retardant

The silence was deafening, even with the low hum of computers and whatever the hell else they had hooked up, and the sporadic ping in his room of his friends trying to pester him. They would have to wait. He wasn't going to take off with Bro all fucked up like this.

Did "bros before hos" count in this situation? Whatever. He'd put it as his away message or something.

While the microwave did its thing, he checked on Bro. He had been burrowed under several blankets, but he had tossed them aside in his sleep, and judging by the flush of his face and the sheen to his skin, Dave guessed he was kinda hot. He reached out and touched his brother's cheek with the back of one hand. He didn't need a thermometer to tell that below the day's growth of fair stubble, Bro had a fever. Bro moved away from the touch, burrowing into the crease of the futon that he hadn't lowered to make into a bed.

Dave fretted. Definitely not a cool thing to do, but it was on impulse, and he was not feeling cool right now. He bit his lip and balled his fists. Fucking-a, Bro, why'd you have to do this.

The microwave sounded.

As Dave was turning, he heard Bro clear his throat, so he turned. Bro was sitting up, back straight, feet on the floor and looking around. "Dave."

Dave blinked at him. Bro sounded like someone had dragged fishhooks through his esophagus and taken off with it to sell it on the black market. Other than that, he sounded pretty coherent. He swayed in place, still gazing at his younger brother. "Where's that pumpkin?"

Dave's brows drew together, because for some reason, some goddamn reason, that made his hair stand on end. He surveyed the apartment, and could not see what his brother had. "What pumpkin?"

Bro leveled a hard stare at him. Or, at least as hard as a guy drugged up on cough syrup could be. Then, his gaze swept around the apartment, and he leaned over and removed a pretty impressive throwing dirk from beneath the futon. Actually, the fucking thing was the length of Bro's forearm. Dave wondered how he hadn't caught sight of it beneath there.

Also, why the fuck was he getting it out to begin with?

Before he had time to consider more deeply, or even advise his brother against doing anything rash with it, Bro hurled it at the corner of the apartment where his computer sat. It embedded in the wall with the familiar hollow thud.... kinda. There was some weird, squishy undertone to the noise that Dave wasn't entirely sure he'd heard correctly, but it sure as hell didn't belong with punctured drywall. He stared at it. And then looked to his bro.

Who was lying back down, dragging blankets over himself again. "That pumpkin."

[Ganato]

"Where's that pumpkin?"

What?
How....
HE FOUND THE GODDAMN PUMPKIN!

[FieryBlacksmith]

Equius is outright Keter, but Aradia, Sollux and Vriska are K/E? Guess that SCP-148 must be some pretty good stuff...

[QuetzaDrake]

"Where's that pumpkin?"

What?
How....
HE FOUND THE GODDAMN PUMPKIN!

He found the pumpkin and he murdered the hell out of it.

God bless you, Bro.

[Rukafais]

welp i've been wanting to do something like this for a while and Graven hasn't helped any, so.

Item #: SCP-1026-1

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Object Class: Safe, formerly Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1026-1 is to be kept in a standard living area furnished with basic living decor. All walls are to be reinforced with titanium steel, in case of any escape attempts made by SCP-1026-1.

The containment area should also be sealed with a titanium steel door. Although proving to be easily subdued once movement is hampered, SCP-1026-1 is not to be underestimated, as the SCP has shown constant resourceful use of the objects available in its environment.

All personnel should have standard protective gear (military-grade) when entering SCP-1026-1's room. Under no circumstances is SCP-1026-1 allowed knives, other combat weapons, or sharp objects of any kind. Personnel should also carry tasers in the event that SCP-1026-1 attempts to attack in order to escape captivity.

Subject is allowed to have anything it wants as long as it does not defy standard security protocol, and is to be fed three (3) times a day, also whatever it wants. So far it has expressed the desire for exercise equipment in varying degrees of intensity and a coffee machine; it has used all of these things to varying degrees.

Note: Can we get a reinforced treadmill for this thing? It's gone through three of them already. The little bastard seems to be enjoying wearing them down. - Dr ██████

Subject Description: SCP-1026-1 appears to be a green male humanoid dressed in similarly-coloured clothing of a formal nature. The only object that SCP-1026-1 possesses currently that is not a shade of green is his hat, which is a bright yellow with the numeral '1' on it. SCP-1026-1 appears to share a similar, if not the same, general bodily structure as a normal human being; this is a constant among the entire SCP-1026 series. However, examination of subject's muscular structure shows considerable strain has been placed on the subject's lower body, possibly from prolonged use of its power.

SCP-1026-1 possesses the ability to move incredibly fast in a short period of time; the subject claims that he is merely speeding up time for himself rather than being modified. Further examination of the subject concluded that this was apparently the case, as the subject showed no signs of genetic modification. SCP-1026-1 appears to suffer from a mild form of attention deficit disorder, combined with hyperactivity; questioning revealed that SCP-1026-1 "had always been pretty impatient I guess", but the gain and subsequent use of his 'time power' appears to have worsened the condition significantly, to the point that the subject can no longer focus even with help on objects for more than a few minutes at a time. The subject's speech also appears to have been affected by use of his ability - when SCP-1026-1 gets excited or agitated, his speech blends together into near-incomprehensible gibberish.

SCP-1026-1's personality can be described as brash and reckless; the subject often makes impulsive decisions, and further testing has shown that the more dangerous the activity he is asked to perform, the more likely he is to decide to do it. X-rays of SCP-1026-1 reveal that many bones have been broken at least once, and show signs of repeated healing. The most damage is concentrated around the lower body. However, SCP-1026-1's body appears incredibly resilient, healing with little damage and no other side effects.

SCP-1026-1 showed significant signs of hostility and violence when first apprehended, attacking all personnel on sight and escaping captivity several times. However, SCP-1026-1 is able to be placated by introducing other subjects of the SCP-1026 series into his immediate vicinity, as this appears to distract him from thoughts of escape. He reacts most favourably to SCP-1026-2; an assumption can be made that they are friends. Since his initial capture, SCP-1026-1 seems to have settled uneasily in his containment area. When questioned about this, he replied that "it's not too bad, and at least it's not all green." He still makes occasional escape attempts, however, so personnel assigned to guard him must be on alert at all times.

Addendum 1026-1a: Combat ability testing approved.

Test: One (1) D-Class personnel skilled in knives introduced into testing area where SCP-1026-1 is waiting. SCP-1026-1 is given two knives; D-Class personnel is given two knives. Told to fight until both are exhausted or one surrenders.
Result: SCP-1026-1 attacked D-Class personnel with alarming enthusiasm and continued to attack even when D-Class Personnel surrendered after █ amount of time. D-Class personnel is killed by SCP-1026-1 before the subject can be restrained.

Test: Newly-obtained SCP-1027-1 is armed with a knife and released into testing area with SCP-1026-1, also armed. Told to fight until exhausted or until one surrenders.
Result: Both subjects fought with a new ferocity; they appear to share some sort of mutual animosity towards one another. SCP-1027-1 trips SCP-1026-1 and attempts to stab SCP-1026-1 to death, whereupon SCP-1027-1 is forcibly restrained. SCP-1027-1 starts shouting that "[DATA EXPUNGED]" and proceeded to describe in gory detail the manner of the procedure he wanted to perform on restraining personnel.
SCP-1026-1 taken for medical treatment; he appears somewhat shaken, but otherwise fine.

"Attention to all staff: The next person who tries pitting SCP-1026-1 against other SCPs (especially those of the SCP-1025 series) in a 'track race' will be terminated. It is not considered a proper use of resources, nor is it an adequate use of SCP-1026-1 or the other SCPs used." - Dr ██████"

"Spoilsport." - Researcher █████

[TacticGamer]

Does Telekill Alloy work on Bec Noir?

[QuetzaDrake]

Does Telekill Alloy work on Bec Noir?

Doubtful. Telekill Alloy blocks mental and psychic abilities, I believe, not space-altering god powers.

It might block him from teleporting into a certain room shielded by it or something, but I doubt it.

[FieryBlacksmith]

I feel a rising urge to write something detailing the SCP incident when the trolls escaped. So much oppertunity there...

[TacticGamer]

I feel a rising urge to write something detailing the event in which Vriska went to Vegas in that one post-game fanfic. So much *oppertunity* there...

[Aerodactylus]

All these SCP articles are reminding me of how much I love SCP in the first place, and for reasons other than most people. I feel like SCP would make a great dark comedy. D-Class Personnel getting killed left and right, entertaining test sequences, witty banter between the doctors, and the punchline every week would be 682 escaping. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.

[egregiousBass]

FML

Another of the Brothers Strider installments.

I can't compete with the stuff here.

I'm linking all of the installments for everyone's convenience.

1 - In which they cuddle :3
2 - In which they start some sick fires
3 - In which Bro catches some sick fires
4 - In which shit just got legal
5 - In which adults are stupid
6 - In which there is mood whiplash

Now I wish I had Bro as a brother and Crabdad as a father. It would be a total freak family, but AWESOME.

[Zizzo]

@Sionnan GOOD AUTHOR BEST FICS hearts in my eyessss ♥♥♥ Please never stop writing Strider fic; it makes my soul happy.

@egregiousBass You have performed a public service that I am going to unashamedly abuse until I get tired of Sionnan's writing (i.e. never)

[Graven_Image]

Oh my, I appear to have started a fad. Let me see If I've got all this straight:

SCP-1025-1-12: Trolls
SCP-1025-13-24: Trolls' weapons
SCP-612: Prospitians
SCP-1026: The Felt
SCP-1027: Midnight Crew/Dersites


...Man, I can't wait to start writing Gamzee. So I won't!

...Won't wait, that is.

[Sionnan]

@egb: Dude, thanks very much for that, it's much appreciated.

@All: thanks, guys, I'm glad you're liking them.

[Steev]

Conquest

YES YES YES. AppleTree and I have been checking your fic every day and we need more, it is so great. Addiction is a tough habit to break.