MSPA Fanfiction III

[Douhneill]

Oh my, I appear to have started a fad. Let me see If I've got all this straight:

SCP-1025-1-12: Trolls
SCP-1025-13-24: Trolls' weapons
SCP-612: Prospitians
SCP-1026: The Felt
SCP-1027: Midnight Crew/Dersites


...Man, I can't wait to start writing Gamzee. So I won't!

...Won't wait, that is.

Wait, do the trolls still have use of the Sylladex system? Or do they have to hold and use items in the conventional sense?

[Action Zero]

SCP-1025-1-12: Trolls
SCP-1025-13-24: Trolls' weapons
SCP-612: Prospitians
SCP-1026: The Felt
SCP-1027: Midnight Crew/Dersites

Clearly someone needs to do the kids as well. If it was done when they're at the tops of their echeladders with their special powers they would be nightmares to keep locked up.

[FieryBlacksmith]

Good luck with locking away the Knight of Time.

[Graven_Image]

Clearly someone needs to do the kids as well. If it was done when they're at the tops of their echeladders with their special powers they would be nightmares to keep locked up.

Calling dibs on these.

8y

[lucidSeraph]

Good luck with locking away the Knight of Time.

are you kidding

dave would just chill out in the facility for the irony factor


Anyway, what about an entry for Sburb itself? Damn thing is so Keter class it hurts.

[Graven_Image]

Anyway, what about an entry for Sburb itself? Damn thing is so Keter class it hurts.

And that is why it is mentioned in SCP-1025 as SCP-XXX.

Not calling dibs on this one, as I think you guys could come up with a better reason than I could of why SCP knows what it does without setting it off.

[Douhneill]

So,
SCP 1024-1-a through 1024-1-d would be the kids.
SPC 1024-2-a through 1024-1-█ would be the kids' equipment.

The trolls no longer have sylladexes, but the kids still do since [DATA EXPUNGED]. The kids also still have their powers.

SCP 1023 would be SBURB itself.
SCP 1023-1 through █ would be things such as the alchimeter, cruxtruder, etc.

Also, I say we call dibs on individual entries so we don't accidentally do the same ones, instead of one person hogging all the good stuff (I'm looking at you, Graven).

Incidentally, I call the basic 1024 entry, and possibly John. I'll do Dave afterwards if nobody's done it yet, I guess. Conversations with him would be freaking hilarious.

*edit* ninja'd again. Ummm, not gonna change what I posted, though. Unless someone decides different numbers or something. I just came up with numbers that followed a bit of a pattern.

[sebastian]

And not forget the Guardians.
I'd be curious to see Dad vs SCP-682, but if you think Equius can stand up to it, for Dad it would be a cakewalk.

[Graven_Image]

Item #: SCP-1025-10

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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: See main article.

Unlike the other specimens of SCP-1025, SCP-1025-10 does not require food or liquid. No outside rations are to be given to it.

SCP-1025-10 is not to be transported or interred near SCP-1025-8.

Description: SCP-1025-10 is a rather eccentric specimen of SCP-1025. Its blood has been confirmed to be deep purple in color.

SCP-1025 displays a nonchalant attitude toward almost any occurence around it, from its initial capture to its eventual release at the hands of SCP-1025-8. Nothing seems to faze it, short of direct threat of injury, which will do little more than motivate it toward self-preservation.

SCP-1025-10 does not require sustenance of the natural sort. If it is ever hungry, it will produce a pie-like confection, filled with what seems to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. Any offers of this food from SCP-1025-10 are to be declined. Likewise, if SCP-1025-10 is thirsty, it will produce a bottle of [REDACTED], a common soft drink found in many countries. Why it only ever produces these items and not anything else, as well as how it produces them, is unknown.

SCP-1025-10 shows no extranormal abilities. If SCP-1025-10 should ever need to be forcibly detained, traditional methods will be effective.

Addendum 1025-10a: Dr. XXXXXX's findings

Following is Dr. XXXXXX's investigation into the "pies" produced by SCP-1025. Note that portions of this text were written under the influence of said items and may not reflect the entire truth.

Initial consumption - Pie has a strange, almost musky taste to it. Some sort of fruit flavor, but indistinguishable between watermelon, lemon, and grape.

1 Minute after consumption - Noticeable decrease in reflexes and sensitivity in extremities.

5 Minutes after consumption - Increase in "saturation" of percieved color. All visible colors become more intense.

10 Minutes - Slight hallucinations. Music seems to play, birds appear to fly through my office

15 Minutes - Arms become numb, I fear I may soo0jiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjj

Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself. You're not getting near SCP-1025-10 again for the forseeable future.

OS-X

[FieryBlacksmith]

Gamzee Makara: pie summoner.

[lucidSeraph]

I can try my hand at doing SCP 1023; I've got a few ideas on how SCP knows about it (they've had a few cases before where logs of what stuff does shows up from alternate universes; alternately time shenanigans). It'd also explain (hopefully?) why the kids/trolls/etc are in this 'verse but it's not exploded.


also lol pie XD

*e* Alternately, I can take on the Guardians if somebody's got a better plan for 1023

man I already have a fanfic in the cooker though :\

[Ganato]

His modus still works?

Fucking miracles.

[Katrika]

Conquest and Graven's SCPs.

Yessssssssssssss.

[Sionnan]

And yet more of the perilous adventures of the Strider brothers.

In this particular adventure, Bro battles a masked chat-avenger who threatens their very existence. /'30 melodramatic recap (I mean, he runs a faux/real sex website about puppets with a minor in his home. It was bound to happen.)

There may be a second part to this, I'm not sure yet.

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fuzzLvr: i know you got a kid brother

ninjaPuppetMaster: uh, so? an who the fuck are you, dude

fL: i know all kindsa shit about you man

nPM:dude are you one of those crazy stalkers

nPM: cuz

nPM: i dont sell shit to whackjobs

nPM: just sayin

nPM: you be gettin' the almighty Banhammah of Thor

nPM: be rockin yo world

fL: can't stop Me i kno all kinds of shit and i am gunna make you pay

nPM: ...

nPM: ?

fL: dont act like you dont know

nPM: Okay, funtimez over, jerkoff. Who the fuck are you.

fL: got yur attention.

fL: asshole you made her leave me

nPM: I am in no way responsible for any and all decisions made by the female of the species after they have beholden my hawt bod and l33t skillz, yo. They just can't be resistin.

fL: so fuckin like you

fL: she found out about me an you an your shit

nPM: I do not think we are on the same line, man. Your ride left hours ago. Step off.

fL: FUCK YOU

fL: YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND NOW I"M GOING TO RUIN YOURS

fL: SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVED ME AND NOW SHE HATES ME BECAUSE SHE ZFOUND MY TOYS

nPM: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

fL: it doesnt matter

fL: you will only ever know me as the guy who fucked you up

nPM: Why am I still talking to you. This shit is lame. I got a kid to feed.

fL: you leave, ur only gonna mis whut im gunna do 2 u.

fL: still there?

fL: i got family in social work i asked them hypothetically

fL: if some dude has porn website he runs from his house

fL: with his kid

fL: is that child abuse?

fL: gues what motherfocker

fL: IT IS

fL: texasabusehotline . org

ninjaPuppetMaster: No

fL: watch me

nPM: no dont you even fucking

fL: 2 l8 haha

nPM: OH FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER

nPM: OH GOD

nPM: ASSHOLE

ninjaPuppetMaster stops pestering fuzzLvr at 23:18

It is a long time that Bro stares at his computer screen, not really seeing anything. It switches to its screensaver, and for a brief second, he catches sight of his own face before a wash of colors overtakes the black.

If someone had stuck up Dave at gunpoint, it might produce the same expression he is wearing now.

Oh God. Oh God not this. Not this not this not this. He wants to flip the fuck out. Do a myriad of violent things. Scream. Maybe even cry a little. Because goddamnit this shit is officially off the suckitude charts. Because even if Dave is an awesome kid who can handle naked puppet ass, the great state of Texas frowns upon exposing minors to the deviations of adults and puppets.

But he can't flip the fuck out.

He has a kid to feed.

An apartment to clean for the inevitable CPS visit.

A gig to get ready for tonight.

He doesn't realize it until Dave ambles into the livingroom that he's sitting with his elbows on the table, fingers dug into his hair. He looks up, and tries to smoothe out his face when Dave does a double take at him. Kid's goddamn observant. Bro takes in a breath and stands, cracking out the kinks in his back, and moves to the kitchen, ruffling his brother's hair as he passes. He doesn't miss the tightness on Dave's face, that sign that he knows something is up. Bro tries to ignore it. "What d'you wanna eat, dude? Gotta be short, 'cause I gotta get packin' for that sweet fuckin' gig tonight."

"You mean lame ass gig full of grandpas and their hookers."

Bro laughs, and it's genuine, and he feels something like his heart being removed as he wonders how many more times he and his brother can exchange shit lke this.

As he rifles through the lower cabinets, which almost always contain food, he swears to himself that no matter what happens, Dave will not leave him.

The world will burn first.

[raequiem]

Dibs-ing the sprites as SCP-1028.

@Graven: Yesss. And now someone's going to try and get sopor slime out of 294. Or get some accidentally from 261.

@Sionnan: Ohgosh, please never stop. This warms my heart in such a wonderful way. This is one of my favorite series, in all of the fic threads.

[Douhneill]

Still working on the base page for the kids and guardians. I'm not sure how they'd be contained, though. Any suggestions?

[Metaflare]

I admit, I know jack shit on any of this SCP or whatever this thing is. I'm liking it, but I have no idea what's goin on

[Graven_Image]

I officially un-call dibs on the kids.

I may do one, but I guess it's first-come, first-serve.

[lucidSeraph]

And yet more of the perilous adventures of the Strider brothers.

In this particular adventure, Bro battles a masked chat-avenger who threatens their very existence. /'30 melodramatic recap (I mean, he runs a faux/real sex website about puppets with a minor in his home. It was bound to happen.)

There may be a second part to this, I'm not sure yet.

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fuzzLvr: i know you got a kid brother

ninjaPuppetMaster: uh, so? an who the fuck are you, dude

fL: i know all kindsa shit about you man

nPM:dude are you one of those crazy stalkers

nPM: cuz

nPM: i dont sell shit to whackjobs

nPM: just sayin

nPM: you be gettin' the almighty Banhammah of Thor

nPM: be rockin yo world

fL: can't stop Me i kno all kinds of shit and i am gunna make you pay

nPM: ...

nPM: ?

fL: dont act like you dont know

nPM: Okay, funtimez over, jerkoff. Who the fuck are you.

fL: got yur attention.

fL: asshole you made her leave me

nPM: I am in no way responsible for any and all decisions made by the female of the species after they have beholden my hawt bod and l33t skillz, yo. They just can't be resistin.

fL: so fuckin like you

fL: she found out about me an you an your shit

nPM: I do not think we are on the same line, man. Your ride left hours ago. Step off.

fL: FUCK YOU

fL: YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND NOW I"M GOING TO RUIN YOURS

fL: SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVED ME AND NOW SHE HATES ME BECAUSE SHE ZFOUND MY TOYS

nPM: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

fL: it doesnt matter

fL: you will only ever know me as the guy who fucked you up

nPM: Why am I still talking to you. This shit is lame. I got a kid to feed.

fL: you leave, ur only gonna mis whut im gunna do 2 u.

fL: still there?

fL: i got family in social work i asked them hypothetically

fL: if some dude has porn website he runs from his house

fL: with his kid

fL: is that child abuse?

fL: gues what motherfocker

fL: IT IS

fL: texasabusehotline . org

ninjaPuppetMaster: No

fL: watch me

nPM: no dont you even fucking

fL: 2 l8 haha

nPM: OH FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER

nPM: OH GOD

nPM: ASSHOLE

ninjaPuppetMaster stops pestering fuzzLvr at 23:18

It is a long time that Bro stares at his computer screen, not really seeing anything. It switches to its screensaver, and for a brief second, he catches sight of his own face before a wash of colors overtakes the black.

If someone had stuck up Dave at gunpoint, it might produce the same expression he is wearing now.

Oh God. Oh God not this. Not this not this not this. He wants to flip the fuck out. Do a myriad of violent things. Scream. Maybe even cry a little. Because goddamnit this shit is officially off the suckitude charts. Because even if Dave is an awesome kid who can handle naked puppet ass, the great state of Texas frowns upon exposing minors to the deviations of adults and puppets.

But he can't flip the fuck out.

He has a kid to feed.

An apartment to clean for the inevitable CPS visit.

A gig to get ready for tonight.

He doesn't realize it until Dave ambles into the livingroom that he's sitting with his elbows on the table, fingers dug into his hair. He looks up, and tries to smoothe out his face when Dave does a double take at him. Kid's goddamn observant. Bro takes in a breath and stands, cracking out the kinks in his back, and moves to the kitchen, ruffling his brother's hair as he passes. He doesn't miss the tightness on Dave's face, that sign that he knows something is up. Bro tries to ignore it. "What d'you wanna eat, dude? Gotta be short, 'cause I gotta get packin' for that sweet fuckin' gig tonight."

"You mean lame ass gig full of grandpas and their hookers."

Bro laughs, and it's genuine, and he feels something like his heart being removed as he wonders how many more times he and his brother can exchange shit lke this.

As he rifles through the lower cabinets, which almost always contain food, he swears to himself that no matter what happens, Dave will not leave him.

The world will burn first.

Oh this is great! Man I can't believe I hadn't even THOUGHT of that. Nice exploration of the little things.

I also adore this line:

nPM: I am in no way responsible for any and all decisions made by the female of the species after they have beholden my hawt bod and l33t skillz, yo. They just can't be resistin.

I'm pretty sure this is 100% true fact.

[egregiousBass]

And yet more of the perilous adventures of the Strider brothers.

Yes, I love this unrealistically realistic scenario.

Will he be able to scoop up all the soft puppet ass in time?

[TacticGamer]

sort of a short fan-fic for a short fan-fic

Vriska's Vegas Trip

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"Alright, this should 8e good"

Vriska pointed at Las Vegas, Nevada; a city fit for a Gamblignant like Vriska.

"Do you want escort?"

"Nah, I have all the luck. AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL OF IT!!!!!!!!"

The human male just stared at Vriska, in a confused manner.

"Alright."

...

Vriska waited, sitting in the "First Class" seats on the stupid metallic piece of shit for a straight hour. She wondered how humans put up with this, then she noticed every human First Class seaters staring at her and whispering "Look, it's that alien girl from the news"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Hey who do you think you are, you stupid Martian."

"Ahahahahahahahah, you don't know how I work."

"Watch this."

As she was about to steal the angry passenger's luck, a certain cold titanium surface met her face.

"i'm getting cl0ser t0 killing y0u."

"What the fuck, how did you get here?"

"we're 0n the same flight"

"You know, we could always eat up some time by fulfilling our cali-"

Before Vriska finished her sentence, Aradia was already beating the shit out of her.

blah, I'm not American so shut up about it

i will be back

[Douhneill]

@metaflare: I don't actually know much about the foundation either. I just like the reports, and have spent a couple hours (all of) last night reading the website. Not quite as addictive as TVTropes, but still really, really interesting.
@graven: there's a reason why I said call individualized dibs, man.

Anyway, here we are. Feel free to retcon this report as you like. It's supposed to be a starting point, and I'll be sure to add an addendum or change things if necessary.

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Item #: SCP-1024

Object Class:Euclid.

Special Containment Procedure: Subjects are to be contained in standard 10m x 10m x 10m cells. Furnishing is irrelevant: they seem to furnish the rooms themselves, despite attempts to change them. They are given limited access to their section of the facility, and 1024-1e has requested that 1024-1a through d be given a 9:00 P.M. curfew.

SCP-1024 should not, under any circumstances, be told of the existence or whereabouts of any other SCPs in containment by the foundation, nor be allowed within 100 metres of any other SCPs, for safety reasons.

Description: SCP-1024 are a group of eight (8) human beings of varying ages who have opted to stay with the foundation "for as long as [their] friends are here". Given the time in which they have joined, it is assumed they are speaking of either SPC-612 or SPC-1025. Conversations have confirmed their connection to SPCs 612, 1023, 1025, 1026, 1027, 1028, and 1029, and the 'friends' identities to indeed be SPC-1025.

SCP-1024-1 are the 8 humans. Genetically identical to other human beings, they have shown inhuman strength and endurance, as well as the ability to cause items to appear or disappear from existence entirely using a system they call a ████████. 1024-1a through d, each approximately ██ years of age, have also shown other supernatural abilities, each of which will be described in their individualized reports.

SCP-1024-2 are the as of yet unknown items that the subjects have 'drawn' from their ████████ system. Testing has been set to a minimum, as the items are withdrawn whenever they would be taken. Cooperation to obtain information depends on the individual spoken to. Further information of the items will be described in the reports of the individual who uses it.

Note to staff interacting with SCP-1024: SPC 1024-2-█, aka "lil' Cal" is NOT another 173. It is a harmless puppet. It does NOT move. You have much better things to be afraid of. Like 'bro. - Dave ███████

Note 2: How the hell did this kid get into our reports? And who told him of 173? - Dr. ███████

Addendum 1024: SCP-1024-1a through d have shown a personal connection to one or multiple of the SPC-1025. They have offered to assist in containment of the 1025s. (permission denied)

Addendum 1024b: The ████████ system has been suggested for use to contain nonliving SCPs. Every member of the group has refused the offer, and as such the request has not been processed.

Addendum 1024c:As a result of incident 1025-3, all 1025s are no longer within foundation custody. SPC-1024 are NOT to discover this, as they have repeatedly specified their reason being here as being the 1025s. It may be inevitable they leave, but we'd like to learn as much as we can before that happens.

*edit* OHGODWHATIFJOHNGOTSPC050?

[Graven_Image]

It's a good start. Only two nitpicks:

1. It's "Foundation," not "Federation".
2. The kids seem to be running things more than the Federation, though I'm sure that could be handwaved with some mention of "With the cooperation of Skaianet" or some such.

[Aerodactylus]

This whole thing is really making me want a giant crossover detailing the escape of the trolls and the Foundation's attempts to recapture them. And the kids helping...one side or the other.

[ceruleanTresses]

I dunno, doesn't Graven sort of get automatic dibs on everything SCP-related since it was his/her idea originally to do that crossover? There's no reason other people can't do their own, but Graven shouldn't be discouraged from doing them because other people called dibs after the fact. Anyway, I love all these SCP shenanigans--I'd actually never heard of it before, but I've checked it out since reading the first couple of fics, and it's awesome.