MSPA Fanfiction III

[Katrika]

Dragongirl: Oh nooooo! Pale infidelity!

...and yet, it was quite good.

I approve!

[Katrika]

>_>

<_<

Whatev8r

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Yeah, he died. Whoop-de-fucking doo. What, you thought I was hurting him? You thought I didn’t know what I was doing? You thought, ‘oh that Vriska, ain’t she a petty 8itch’. Well f8ck you! You don’t know anything! I’m the most awesome person there ever was, so even if I had 8een 8eing petty, it was my right! And I wasn’t, so THERE. Sheesh, you’d think you don’t trust me to save everyone’s asses ever, even though they don’t deserve to be saved by me. I’ll have you know that I’m going to 8e the 8iggest hero ever, so……..

Well, not the 8iggest. John’s going to 8e the 8iggest, hopefully. All thanks to me. So it’s kind of like I’ll 8e taking his 8igness and 8ecoming even 8igger and-

8luuuuuuuuh. This is all coming out really we8rd!

You know what, screw you. I don’t need your validation. I don’t need your acceptence. I’m Vriska Serket, and I’m fucking awesome, and I’m not even fooling myself, am I?

This journal was such a d8mb ide8! Journ8ls are for gr8bs and emo idi8ts.

F8ck y8u.

[DJ-P0N3]

I see you double-posting Katrika.

[KarneWarrior]

I was writing a new chapter of GallowS and then the server crashed and I lost two hours of work.

[DJ-P0N3]

I was writing a new chapter of GallowS and then the server crashed and I lost two hours of work.

Jesus christ.
I...i...I do not know how to comfort you.
But, that sucks.

[Runic]

This has been an idea I've had for a while now. Kim Possible, re-written with Troll characters. Credit goes to Katrika for the theme song, hehe~

Kan Possible: Episode 1, Part 1

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Another normal day at Middleton high was beginning. Eron Stoppable was rummaging through his rather cluttered locker, throwing various objects out to search better. “rufio” He called, “rufio here boy” Unnoticed, his friend approached from the side. “Hey Eron-” she started, before he whipped around and cut her off. “rufio has gone missin”

“Maybe He Has Gone Into Hibernation”

“not likely kan its imperial pride wweek and if he missed it hed be crushed”

Behind him, the pile of junk shuddered as something shifted, then collapsed onto the floor. Eron exclaimed in surprise, then started dancing around as his pocket jumped to life. He stuck a hand into the pocket and pulled out a small white creature with tiny horns, shaped like a bull’s. “Rufio” he sighed, as Kan leaned closer. “A Naked Bull Rat” She sighed. “Eron Did You Ever Think About Getting A Normal Lusus”

“like wwat”

“Something Not So Tiny And Useless”

Rufio blew a raspberry at Kan as Eron pointed to the sky. “never be normal” He exclaimed, “that’s the eron stoppable motto” He tucked Rufio back into his pocket, turning back to Kan, only to find her staring off into the distance. He waved his hand in front of Kan’s face a few times, then followed her gaze and grimaced. “oh”

Kan was staring at Nepeta Mankey, one of the nicer girls in their school. She had just finished hanging up a poster for the school dance, beside one for the annual food fight, taking a few steps back to examine the effect.

((INTRO INTERLUDE!))
Ooohh Yes Yes
Im Your Basic Average Girl
And Im Here To Save The World
You Cant Stop Me
For Im Kan Pos-si-ble
There Is Nothing I Cant Do
When Danger Calls
Just Know That I Am On My Way

It Doesnt Matter Where Or
When Theres Trouble
If You Just Call My Name
Kan Possible

Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me
When You Want To Troll Me Its Okay
I Just Cant Wait Until I Hear
My Cell Phone Ring
Doesn't Matter If Its Day Or Night
Everythings Going To Be Alright
Whenever You Need Me Grubby
Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me

Message Clear, I Am Here
(Let Me Reassure You)
Im Never Going To Leave You Alone
(I Am On My Way)
You Can Always Count On Me
When It Gets Stuck Ill Help You See
I Will Help You Find Your Way
(Help You Find Your Way)

It Doesnt Matter Where Or
When Theres Trouble
If You Just Call My Name

Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me
When You Want To Troll Me Its Okay
I Just Cant Wait Until I Hear
My Cell Phone Ring
Doesn't Matter If Its Day Or Night
Everythings Going To Be Alright
Whenever You Need Me Grubby
Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me

Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me
When You Want To Troll Me Its Okay

Doesnt Matter Where
Doesnt Matter When
I Will Be There For You Til The Very End
Danger Or Trouble
Im There On The Double
You Know That You Always Can Call
Kan Possible
Yes yes

Call Me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me
When You Want To Troll Me Its Okay
I Just Cant Wait Until I Hear
My Cell Phone Ring
Doesnt Matter If Its Day Or Night
Everything Is Going To Be Alright
Whenever You Need Me,
Whenever You Need Me Grubby
Call me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me
When You Want To Troll Me Its Okay
I Just Cant Wait Until I Hear
My Cell Phone Ring
Doesnt Matter If Its Day Or Night
Everything Is Going To Be Alright
Whenever You Need Me Grubby
Call me, Beep Me If You
Want To Reach Me

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“tone it down kan someone might think youre flushed for mankey” He said, crossing his arms and turning back to her. Or, where she used to be. He looked around, surprised at how quickly she had disappeared, and spotted her standing behind Nepeta. Kan was nearly bubbling over with excitement and nervousness. “:33 <* nm inquires as to what the new purrson thinks?*> “ She asked, turning slightly towards Kan, motioning towards the poster. Kan flushed slightly, and started stammering.
“Oh”

“Its A”

“Uh “

“I Mean”

“Yeah”

“I-”

Nepeta turned, picking up the other rolled up posters. “ :33 < I recognize you! you’re the kan possible girl that was on the news last w33k. saved an ambassador or something?”

“Um Y-Yeah”

“ :33 <*nm thinks that was purrty cool.*” She said as she walked away, smiling slightly. She might have to update her shipping wall…

“Yeah Thanks” Kan said between nervous laughter. She called out “Bye” as Nepeta rounded the corner.

A short while later, Ken and Eron were walking through the hall. “I Cant Even Form A Sentence Around Her” she lamented, “How Am I Going To Ask Her To The Dance”

“you want to ask mankey” Eron questioned, an eyebrow raising. “i dunno kan wwouldnt she feel awwkwward wwith us”

“Us”

“wwell wwe alwways go together”

“Yeah But That’s As Moirails” She hesitantly turned to him. “ This Time I Was Thinking About Lining Up A-”

“a kismesis” He asked, somewhat bemused.

“A Date”

“a date” He responded, somewhat surprised, but quickly recovered. “I could do that”

“So Who Are You Going To Ask” She asked him, smiling slightly now that she’d broken the news to him.

“for me to get a date” Eron said, “who am I not goin to ask”

A beep sounded from Kan’s pocket. She pulled out a small blue device, and pressed a button. “Hey Suede” She said as the screen flickered to life. A somewhat surly kid in strange glasses was sitting at a computer in the dark room displayed. He adjusted them, light from the monitor glinting strangely off the red and blue lenses. “meet me at your locker.” The device promptly shut off, screen going black again.

A few hallways away, Kan accessed her personal storage bin and opened the door. The computer inside flicked to life and Suede’s glasses stared out at them. “2o many hits two the 2ite twoday. everyone want2 your help.” A print out started cascading from under the screen, multiple inquiries listed. Eron started flicking through the list. “oh hey” he said, perking up slightly. “trollkyo”

“that’2 an emergency. ii’ll 2tream the footage.”

Suede hit a few keys, and his image was replaced by what looked like surveillance footage looking down on a factory. Helicopters were hovering around, spotlights searching for-

-crunch-

Suddenly the camera had been obscured by a blur of grey and gone dead.

“Back The Video Up And Pause It Suede”

The tap rewound slightly, to just before the static. A figure could be seen fairly clearly, swinging in on a rope, fist outstretched to, apparently, punch the camera. His face was contorted in an evil grimace of rage, a stitched scar running under his left eye. Tiny orange horns poked out of his black hair, the symbol on his chest circular and familiar.

“Doctor Kracken” Kan said, recognizing the figure. “Lets Go Eron”

I'm still working on the next bits.... But the next part should have the entire reason for the idea in it: Vriska as Shego.

Also, it's really hard to pull off intonation when the trolls don't use punctuation. >-<

Oh, my. Sollux's chat color is blinding on the white background... Should I change it to a shade of orange for readability? Nevermind, a friend pointed out some HTML magic.


... I just realized. That was only the first three minutes of the episode....
OTL So much more work to dooo....

[Katrika]

Yeah I don't even know.

The Red Team Rocks The Fuck Out

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I wanna 8e the very 8est
Like no one ever was!!!!!!!!
TO SN1FF TH3M 1S MY R34L T3ST
TO L1CK TH3M 1S MY C4US3
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
RAGING FAR AND WIDE
tEACH ANIMALS TO UNDERSTAND
tHE POWER THAT'S INSIDE
tHE RED TEAM
Gotta 8eat 'em all--
It's You And Me
I Wish It Was Destiny
tHE RED TEAM
BrO, yOu'Re My BeSt FrIeNd
In A wOrLd We MuSt DeFeNd
tHE RED TEAM
Gotta 8eat 'em all—
OUR RAGE SO TRUE
Our Courage Will Pull Us Through
yOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU
tHE RED TEAM
Gotta 8eat 'em all!
Gotta 8eat 'em all!
Yeah!!!!!!!!
EvErY cHaLlEnGe AlOnG tHe WaY
WiTh SoPoR i CaN fAcE
I WILL BATTLE EVERYDAY
TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE
Come With Me Your Hem Needs Done
tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM
4RM 1N 4RM W3'LL H4V3 TH3 FUN
It'S sOmEtImEs BeEn My DrEaM
tHE RED TEAM
Gotta 8eat 'em all--
IT'S THEM AND ME
I REALLY HATE DESTINY
tHE RED TEAM
BrO, yOu'Re My BeSt FrIeNd
In A wOrLd We MuSt DeFeNd
tHE RED TEAM
Gotta 8eat 'em all—
OUR RAGE SO TRUE
Our Courage Will Pull Us Through
yOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU
tHE RED TEAM
GOTTA PUNCH 'EM ALL!
Gotta Dress 'Em All!
GOTT4 L1CK '3M 4LL!
GoTtA eAt 'Em AlL!
gOTTA HELP 'EM ALL,
Yeah!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Runic that was amazing. I know you were watching the episode on youtube and pausing every two minutes to write down what happened, so it's really impressive.

[KarneWarrior]

I was writing a new chapter of GallowS and then the server crashed and I lost two hours of work.

Jesus christ.
I...i...I do not know how to comfort you.
But, that sucks.

Yeah. You can kiss GallowS goodbye for another week or so. I completely burned my Stride writing all that and I'm not in the mood for Action!Arthour right now.

Although I really liked how I characterized Arthour. Good lusus, best Mary Sue.

[crash826]

I was writing a new chapter of GallowS and then the server crashed and I lost two hours of work.

Jesus christ.
I...i...I do not know how to comfort you.
But, that sucks.

Yeah. You can kiss GallowS goodbye for another week or so. I completely burned my Stride writing all that and I'm not in the mood for Action!Arthour right now.

Although I really liked how I characterized Arthour. Good lusus, best Mary Sue.

Sorry, man. *internet hugz*

[Katrika]

Awwwww man, Karne.

I would cry.

[KarneWarrior]

Awwwww man, Karne.

I would cry.

Fear not, for Ray Stephens has washed away all my anger and rplaced it with a yearning for someone to animate help me make it through the night.

[Runic]

Today has been productive, apparently.

Breath of Life

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The Breath of life
Drips from the stone
The lifeless husk abandoned.

The evil one
Has come and gone
His schemes not empty-handed.

Into the chest
He plunged his sword
His foe asleep, distracted.

The bloody gash
The other self
Watching clouds reenacted.

But his plans
Did not include
What had happened next.

Heir alive
And stronger now
Jack’s future will be vexed.

New clothes
new powers
spiffy new hat.

"Le Roi
Es Mort
Le Roi Somnibat.”

Time, For Other's Gain

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Feathers drift in magma’s heat,
Orange, caught on wind.
Plumage lost from hero’s flight,
Leaving wounds to mend.

The bird of time, a loop closed off,
A sidelong destiny.
Came back to save the ones he lost,
And lost others held dearly.

He saved them all and now, again,
Bought time for other’s gain.
His path of life is unknown now,
Future left in pain.

[Sionnan]

Uhhh. You guys remember how I said I'm reluctant to post HUGE FICS?

If I had a moderately big installment of the adventures of the Strider bros, would you still read the wall of text? D;

[Graven_Image]

Uhhh. You guys remember how I said I'm reluctant to post HUGE FICS?

If I had a moderately big installment of the adventures of the Strider bros, would you still read the wall of text? D;

YES.

[lucidSeraph]

Uhhh. You guys remember how I said I'm reluctant to post HUGE FICS?

If I had a moderately big installment of the adventures of the Strider bros, would you still read the wall of text? D;

YES OF COURSE

[DJ-P0N3]

Yes, we would Sionnan, yes we would.

[Katrika]

YES I WOULD.

PLEASE DO SO.

PLEASE.

[raequiem]

Karne, my heart aches for you. We've all been there :<

Katrika, YESSS. Pokemon FTW. I sang it. Imitating their voices (as well as I could). My family thinks I'm insane. I don't even care.

Runic: OHAI POETRY. I like these. The first one better than the second, mostly because I'm in an OMJOHN mood at the moment.

Sionnan: I WOULD BE ON THAT LIKE SWEAT ON EQUIUS. (eww, rae, that's gross)

[raequiem]

I knowww! Should learn to refresh before posting, to avoid ninjas. Fix'd.

[DJ-P0N3]

Ahahaha, I deleted the post because you fixed it.
Ah well.
Now I feel silly.

[Douhneill]

Ahahaha, I deleted the post because you fixed it.
Ah well.
Now I feel silly.

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

It had to be said.

[MneumonicCarbuncle]

Uhhh. You guys remember how I said I'm reluctant to post HUGE FICS?

If I had a moderately big installment of the adventures of the Strider bros, would you still read the wall of text? D;

i'm just gonna go on ahead and post an additional YES. HELL YES.

[Runic]

Ah, thanks, Rae. The first I've had in my head since yesterday, the second I wrote because I can't get the image of those orange feathers drifting slowly out of my head.....

And for anyone who cares, the Latin at the end of the first poem translates to "The Heir is dead, the Heir dreams on."

... I think, anyway.

[lucidSeraph]

/vomits free-rhyming John-poem

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Here is the blade to blood
here is the power's flood
here is the breath that fills
expands and makes one whole
here is the channel's burst
here comes now the first
to fill to breathe to be alive

Fly, Heir of Breath; Fly
Touch the sky
Fill the heart and realize
Potential untapped and recognized
Dreams unbound and potentialized
Claim your prize
Fill to breathe and be alive

bluh bluh I can't do poetry

[Aerodactylus]

Seraph, I quite enjoyed that. This update really feels like a poem update for some reason...but I will not inflict my non-poetry on you good people.