MSPA Fanfiction III

[Douhneill]

We should totally start an index. Who's up for the task?

I'll do it if somebody PMs me the links. Also, I need a place to put the index in question.

Cool. I'm gonna go work on a list right now.

[flutterShy]

Fffff I JUST READ 10 PAGES

All of you ROCK

Graven: AHHH SCP LOVE 3333 ...

where's feferi?

and why do I want to be writing Roses'.

GAH. BAD SPY. NO. GO WRITE YOUR OTHER STUFF.

[Graven_Image]

Where's Feferi? There's Feferi!

Item #: SCP-1025-12

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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1025-12 is to be contained in a standard SCP-1025 cell. However, instead of a bed, it is to be provided with a tub of seawater of at least XX% salinity.

SCP-1025-12 is not to be interred or transported near SCP-1025-8, SCP-1025-11, or any aquatic SCPs. Exposure to SCP-054 is pending OS approval.

Description: SCP-1025-12 is an aquatic variant of SCP-1025. It has fin-like protrusions similar to SCP-1025-11, as well as gill-like structures above its waist. Despite appearances, it is capable of surviving in a dry environment for an indefinite period. Its blood is a purplish pink in hue.

SCP-1025-12 is probably the most cooperative specimen thus far seen of SCP-1025. It appears enthused at the prospect of "showing off" during tests, and has actively aided Foundation personnel in conversing with SCP-1025-11. However, SCP-1025-12 has expressed a desire to escape Site-XX and thus must remain in containment.

SCP-1025-12 posesses no extranormal abilities aside from those it naturally gains from its aquatic nature. However, it does seem to be able to naturally induce empathy in humans, though to a lesser degree than SCP-1025-5.

Yes, I know she's a dear, but SCP-1025-12 is not to be released under any circumstances. This is final.

-Dr. XXXXXXX

Addendum 1025-12a: Under no circumstances is SCP-1025-12 to be fed shrimp, calamari, or other non-fish seafood.

[Metaflare]

Addendum 1025-12a: Under no circumstances is SCP-1025-12 to be fed shrimp, calamari, or other non-fish seafood.

Why, does she start talking to it?

[Graven_Image]

I dunno. Maybe she breaks down like a blubbering pansy.

[Aerodactylus]

I think she probably does an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle at the thought that someone "culled" her cute little aquatic playmates.

[KarneWarrior]

But why NON-FISH sea-food?

Is she content eating tuna but flips her shit when she sees shrimp?

I mean, I can understand her freaking if someone tries to feed her caviar.

[Graven_Image]

But why NON-FISH sea-food?

Is she content eating tuna but flips her shit when she sees shrimp?

Yes. She probably has a herd of brine shrimp, maybe 60, 70 thousand heads.

Why do you think she had that whale taken care of?

[Bratmon]

Moved!

Side note: Today I miss clicked and ended up on this page. I saw the [post] tag and thought Hey, that might be useful later. And what do you know? Just now Douhneill sends me a list of these with POST NUMBERS attached. I have all of the luck today.

[okniwy]

To be honest... I'm not a fan of SCP. But I have been liking Come Together currently, and was digging Graven's work before this.

[Rukafais]

Item #: SCP-1026-2

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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1026-2 is to be contained in a standard living area with regular furnishings and necessities. No special reinforcement is needed, as SCP-1026-2 seems content to remain in the area assigned to it; SCP-1026-2 is the only subject of the SCP-1026-2 series that has shown no signs of violently attempting to escape since its capture.

Personnel need not have any special protective gear other than standard Foundation issue when entering SCP-1026-2's containment area; SCP-1026-2 is benign and amiable in nature and will often greet personnel pleasantly upon seeing them. However, SCP-1026-2 is not to be given long-range weapons or firearms of any sort, as it shows alarming proficiency in the wielding and use of such weapons; the last time SCP-1026-2 was given firearms outside a testing area it resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] and ██ casualties, whereupon SCP-1026-2 was escorted back to the containment area without protest on SCP-1026-2's part.

Subject is allowed anything it desires within the regulations for standard security protocol, and is to be fed three (3) times a day, also whatever it desires. Subject has requested various sources of reading material, and shows particular interest in science magazines. SCP-1026-2 appears to absorb information easily, as when tested on the knowledge of the subjects he had been reading about he answered with 98% accuracy. Subject has also requested art supplies and canvas, as well as a selection of music and a musical instrument. Subject appears quite knowledgeable about the arts in general.

Description: SCP-1026-2 is a green, male humanoid dressed in similarly coloured clothing of a formal nature. Again, as in the case of the entire SCP-1026 series, the subject possesses one (1) item that is not the same colour as his skin or clothing; it appears to be a blue hat with the numeral '2' on it. Further examination of SCP-1026-2's body concluded that SCP-1026-2 possesses a definite hunch in the spinal cord, which makes SCP-1026-2 appear shorter than he actually is when he stands up. Medical treatment to correct his posture is pending.

SCP-1026-2 appears to possess the ability to slow his perception of the outside world down; again, like SCP-1026-1, he has explained that it is a manipulation of time rather than any physical or mental modification. As such, SCP-1026-2 appears to have near-infinite, if not infinite, patience and the ability to sit quietly and work on something that interests him for hours at a time. SCP-1026-2's gain and use of his ability appears to have affected his perception of the world around him to such an extent that it is not strictly necessary for him to use his ability any more.

SCP-1026-2's personality is radically different from most of the other SCPs in his series; he is a pleasant, eloquent conversationalist, with a tendency to pause between sentences or for seemingly no reason at all. Unlike his fellow subjects, he has not yet been seen to make an attempt to break out, and seems perfectly content with his new surroundings. He enjoys long discussions of any kind, but especially of an artistic or scientific nature. SCP-1026-2 is mild-mannered and calm, and personnel have reported feelings of "calming influence" when they are involved in discussion with SCP-1026-2 at any time.

SCP-1026-2 seems to be most familiar and reacts most favourably to the presence of SCP-1026-1; it can be assumed that they were, at the very least, friends before their containment. SCP-1026-2 serves as an effective distraction for SCP-1026-1, often able to calm him down when personnel are unable to. Usage of SCP-1026-2's apparent skill in diplomacy to reason with 'unreasonable' sentient SCPs pending.

"Alright, we know he's not likely to cause any harm, but please don't give him a gun again and then start taunting him about how he can't shoot. We don't want a repeat of [DATA EXPUNGED]." - Dr ███████

"I don't think anyone wants a repeat of [DATA EXPUNGED]. For the love of god, don't do it." - Agent ████

[QuetzaDrake]

@G_I It amuses me to see the Foundation so absolutely confused by the sylladex.

[Graven_Image]

Uhh.

I never did anything specifically about the sylladex. The most mention it got was "method of production unknown" for Gamzee's pies.

[QuetzaDrake]

I kinda assumed that them producing things from nowhere, like Gamzee, was them retrieving from their sylladexes.

[KarneWarrior]

Can anyone link me to Red Dead Virgo? I havn't read it yet and my search-fu is weaker than Tavros in a footrace.

[Douhneill]

Uhh.

I never did anything specifically about the sylladex. The most mention it got was "method of production unknown" for Gamzee's pies.

I was the one who had them confused by the ████████. Speaking of which:

Item #: SCP-1024-1a

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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1024-1a is to be held in a standard cell for all SCP-1024. SCP-1024-1e has asked that 1024-1a be in charge of maintaining his own room, however, the room should be tested against compromise at least once per week.

Description: SCP-1024-1a is a young, Caucasian male with black, gelled hair and blue eyes. Like all other members of SCP-1024, he refuses to acknowledge his identification number and insists to go by his given name of John ██████, or titles familiar to him such as heir of breath, thief's apprentice, or pranking master. He is considered to be the "leader" of the group consisting of 1024-1a through d, and the one most likely to cooperate in any given situation.

Genetically, 1024-1a is brother to 1024-1d, and the child of 1024-1h and SCP-1028-1. 1024-1a has stated this to be due to a session of [DATA EXPUNGED]. How this is possible is under examination.

1024-1a has exhibited the ability to cause imbalances in air pressure purely by concentration, and has proven on one occasion to be able to produce gale-force winds that pick up and die down within a fraction of a second. Those with level 2 Security Clearance may read the results of experiments by addressing document #1024-1A

1024-1a has an intense addiction to practical jokes. It has been stated by the other members that "you cannot hope to defeat ██████ in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is." It has been speculated that this also applies to SCP-1024-1e, who, despite having no relation to 1024-1a, is considered the boy's father, sharing his last name. Nevertheless, 1024-1a has been reported to cause almost every subject working with him to fall to one or more of his "pranks", likely obtaining the materials necessary from his ████████. It not advisable to encourage this sort of phenomenon, as the last instance therein resulted in incident 1024-1. Reports of his behaviour, including incident 1024-1, are recorded in document #1024-1A.

1024-1a has been seen wielding various hammers, including multiple hammers much larger than himself. Upon asked where he received these hammers, he responded that [DATA EXPUNGED]. Despite his willingness to explain the workings of the system, he admits to not knowing any more than stated above. Any attempts to receive these items or learn of their workings have been fruitless.

Transcripts of all interrogations between Dr. ██████ and SCP-1024-1a are recorded in document #1024-1A.

Addendum 1024-1a: After incident 1024-1, nobody is allowed to challenge 1024-1a to any kind of contest involving practical jokes or similar activities. Those who do will be forced to clean up the mess caused therein and assigned to SCP 1025-8. It is also recommended that 1024-1a never come in contact with SCP-50 again, nor learn of its location. The current owner of SCP-050 is barred from entering the area.

I don't think I'll be working on any more of these for a while. I might do document #1024-1A, but probably not. I will, however, make changes if anyone comes up with any that should be made, considering the fact that I'm not 100% satisfied by my report just yet. Doesn't feel like they've asked enough questions.

[raequiem]

Can anyone link me to Red Dead Virgo? I havn't read it yet and my search-fu is weaker than Tavros in a footrace.

Here. And AA usually posts updates in hir thread on the chan, over here.

[Aerodactylus]

Lol, I love how Vriska is the new 682.

[Graven_Image]

SCP-1025-X IS NOT TO BE INTERRED OR TRANSPORTED NEAR SCP-1025-8

[Aerodactylus]

IT'S SO TRUE.

...Vriska cannot be interred near herself. FIGURE THAT ONE OUT, SCP.

[QuetzaDrake]

SCP-1025-X IS NOT TO BE INTERRED OR TRANSPORTED NEAR SCP-1025-8

SCP-XXX is not to be interred or transported near SCP-1025-8--

Y-Y'know what, nothing is to be interred or transported near SCP-1025-8. Just throw her in the damn telekill-walled closet, jegus.

[NateDude]

Aperture Science: GREY PORTALS. (Chapter 1)

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"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" karkat yelled, expecting a response. "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?" Just then, a voice is heard in the intercom.
"uh, is this thing on?"

"EGBERT!" He screeched. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
"what are you talking about? nothing is going on and never will be" Karkat was getting angry.
"I GET IT. HAHA GOOD JOKE, YOU GOT ME EGBERT. I CAN NOT HOPE TO BEAT YOU IN A PRANK OFF, YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS. I GET IT. NOW TAKE ME HOME.
"nuh-uh karkat, not until you've learned your lesson.

Karkat was yelling extremely loud now. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" Karkat Yelled.
"hi karkat! :)"
"sUp My MoThErFuCkEr."
"Hell0 karkat.
"THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING? WHERE ARE YOU DUMBASSES SO I CAN CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!"

"we, uh. we arent exactly..."
"You're dreaming, karkat.
"GREAT, SO IM LOSING MY MIND."
"no you dumpass its a simulation"
"A WHAT? SIMULATION? Karkat was yelling as loud as he could. "THEN WAKE ME THE FUCK UP!!"
"noooooooooo!" Jade exclaimed.
"not until you win and learn your lesson."
"yeah, you have to beat this game called portal which is pretty cool even by my standards."
"THATS IT? JUST YOUR GRUB SUCKING HUMAN GAME?" He says aloud. "I CAN BEAT ANY GAME YOU CAN IN MY SLEEP."
"then lets see mr grumpy pants :D
"lets see it!"
"alright."
"I'll watch."
"Visual recept0rs at 100%. Ready."
"uH, sURE, sOUNDS FUN,"
"ii'll watch.
":33 < *Nepeta bounces up and down in excitement*"
"I'll Indulge Myself."
"H3H3H3"
"whateeeeeeeever!!!!!!!!"
"D --> This is F001ish, but i will stay for the amusement of watching the red blood hurt himself."
"MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE"
"I wwill wwatch, but only for feferi."
"GLUB 38D"
"OK THEN.
"The portal will open in Three, Two, One..."

"LETS DO THIS.

Jegus, I can write! What's more, i dont entirely suck!
Please tell me any mistakes i made.

[Graven_Image]

Incident Report 1025-3

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Following is a complete current report of Incident 1025-3, the loss of all known specimens of SCP-1025. Incident 1025-3 is ongoing, and thus this report may be updated pending O5 approval.

Initial Breakout
SCP-1025-8 had undergone testing to determine the limits of its probability manipulation abilities. After suffering the loss of two D-Class Personnel to unaccounted-for environmental accidents, testing was canceled.

SCP-1025-8 had been fitted with standard telekill helmet (SCP-148) and was being escorted back to its cell. Agents XXXXX and XXXX were overseeing its transport.

Agent XXXX bent down to retie his shoe, coincidentally near the same time Agent XXXXX was distracted by "a really annoying horsefly". SCP-1025-8 took this momentary lapse in attention to produce SCP-1025-20 [DATA EXPUNGED]

Agents were later found unconscious in the hallway. Later examinations showed them to have several broken bones each, from a very close-range concussive explosion. Whether this is an effect of SCP-1025-20 or another undiscovered ability of SCP-1025-8 is unknown.

Agents suffered several painful accidents being moved to the infirmary. This is assumed to be a result of SCP-1025-8's probability manipulation.

SCP-1025-8 was then observed via security footage to make its way uncontested to the nearest SCP-1025, SCP-1025-9, and disable the posted guard. SCP-1025-8's ease and speed in finding its quarry are currently attributed to its powers. No sabotage is suspected at this time.

SCP-1025-9 proceeded to "tunnel" directly through the facility to each nearby SCP-1025 in turn, setting off breach alarms and causing an estimated XX containment breaches.

SCP-XXX, SCP-XXX, and SCP-XXXX are still unaccounted for.

Egress and Pursuit
Before evacuating Site-XX, the escaped SCP-1025 broke into the armory and retook possession of SCP-1025-13 through 24. They proceeded to egress from Site-XX, killing any operatives attempting to stop them.

Three of the tanks kept near Site-XX were deployed in a last-ditch effort to turn back the runaway specimens. All three were destroyed, two at SCP-1025-9's bare hands, and one by SCP-1025-1 [DATA EXPUNGED]

Total casualties estimated at XXX.

Current Status
All specimens of SCP-1025 have been missing for three weeks as of this writing. Task Force Delta-13 has been assigned to track down and recover all specimens. Failing that, they are to be terminated.

Delta-13 has been given clearance to terminate SCP-1025-1, 3, 8, and 9 on sight. If these four are terminated, the remaining eight are expected to surrender quietly.

O5-X

[Ember]

Please tell me any mistakes i made.

-Proper nouns should be capitalized in narration.
-Other words should not be.
-Each new speaker should be a new paragraph.
-Asterisks have no place in narration.
-Dialogue should be punctuated... consistently, at the very least. You know what? Just look up how dialogue should be punctuated.

[QuetzaDrake]

I somehow doubt 1025-4 would give up even if 1, 3, 8, and 9 were killed.

He might even thank them sort of (except for probably 3, he'd probably go pretty shithive about that considering what's happened in his past).