TROLLSLUM: FLARP: Team Slither vs. Team Hardhat vs. Icollu, the Dormin Creator

[ChaosWolf]

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?

[Alyss]

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR

[ChaosWolf]

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.

NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL
AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.

[ChaosWolf]

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...


((I actually didn't make a map, but then I thought "Hey, I'll do it!" Give me a few minutes, and I'll wip up the first floor))

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
AF: Screw Team Slither, join Team Hardhat!
AF: That name is awesome, shut up!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
AF: Screw Team Slither, join Team Hardhat!
AF: That name is awesome, shut up!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
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PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
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VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?[/QUOTE]
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?

Almost forgot about this message. Sorry about that.

NG: Hey, can I use my vision ninefold on you?
AF: What does that do? Is it dangerous?
AF: Ah, what the hell, use the thing!

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?
SF: I don't know, I loose track of time.
SF: And the treasures...
SF: Well, it's kinda random.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?
SF: I don't know, I loose track of time.
SF: And the treasures...
SF: Well, it's kinda random.
VH: I'll be Qn team Hardhat BrQ.

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?
SF: I don't know, I loose track of time.
SF: And the treasures...
SF: Well, it's kinda random.
VH: I'll be Qn team Hardhat BrQ.
SE: Oh VVH, you break my heart!
SE: IP, are you planning to play on thossse legssss?
SE: Or are you jussssst there to flirt with our darling Icollu?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?
SF: I don't know, I loose track of time.
SF: And the treasures...
SF: Well, it's kinda random.
VH: I'll be Qn team Hardhat BrQ.
SE: Oh VVH, you break my heart!
SE: IP, are you planning to play on thossse legssss?
SE: Or are you jussssst there to flirt with our darling Icollu?
VH:Are yQu sssssure yQu'd Evven want me Qn yQur Team?

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solarExtinguisher [SE] opened memo on board LET'SSSS PLAY A GAME.
SE: Well. Hello there boyss and girlssss.
SE: Ssso I hear there are people out there who I do not know.
SE: Through logic, I have deduced that there are people out there who do not know me.
SE: Thisss isssss abssolutely unacceptable.
SE: It's jussst unfair, you ssee? Evveryone ssshould know me. It would be ssso sssssad if you didn't. You'd regret it later on in life.
SE: Plusss the lasst memo was a dissssassster. Obvvioussssly thingss would not be like that with me in charge.
SE: Sssso here'ss your chance, grubbiesss! Sssstep right up and introduce yoursssselvvves!
shadowFigure [SF] began responding to memo
SF: Umm.
SF: Hello.
SF: Um, my name is Icollu.
SF: What is your name, hissy person?
variedStoryteller [VS] responded to memo.
VS: indeed, it is quite rude to not introduce oneself before asking others their names.
VS: bit i digress.
VS: my name is mespeh
VS: S'UP, BITCHES. sigh.
VS: and that is my brother. WHAT WAS THAT SIGH FOR.
VS: oh, nothing of importance. YEAH, RIGHT. AND I'M A CLUCKBEAST.
SE: Well, hello there Icollu!
SE: You sssound ssssweet. You evven gavvve me a nickname and evverything! Hee hee!
SE: Granted, It'sss not the bessst I'vve had. But it isss ssssweet!
SE: And hello, Messsspeh.
SE: And. Erm. Messpeh's brother.
SE: What a nice word to sssay, esssspecially with my hissssssssss. Messssssssssssssspeh.
SE: But I digresssss. My name is Yolana, Icollu and Messsspeh.
SF: Hello, people.
SF: Uh, so, what is the reason for this memo?
SF: Not that it's not fun or anything!
SF: I just
SF: Uh..
SF: Nevermind...
armlessFighter [AF] responded to memo.
AF: I am Acroto Portis, and now that I have responded to you, I know of you!
AF: Is this enough to satisfy you, or do I gotta actually get to know you?
AF: Either way's totally fine with me!
SE: Well, Acroto, that isss up to you.
SE: Would you like to deprivvvve yoursssself of thisss marvvelous opportunity? The chance to actually sssspeak to the famouss Yolana Lissstan?
SE: If not, sstick around. Get to know sssome people. What could it hurt?
SE: Ah, and my darling Icollu.
SE: That iss the purpossse of thiss memo! We are all havving fun here, aren't we?
SE: But if you had another sssubject in mind, by all meanss, sspeak!
SE: We're all friendss here! We want to hear what our friend Icollu hass to sssay!
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Uummm...
SF: I-I-I
SF: I can make puzzles!!
SF: Uhhh...
VS: WELL YOLANA, THAT DOESN'T SOUND CREEPY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. brother! stop being so rude!
VS: MY GOD. WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME. JUST STOP, YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SPEAKING MY MIND. bluuuuhhhh.
VS: i can try! TRYING'S FOR WIMPS.
SE: Oh boy! Puzzzzzzless!
SE: Hee hee. Another fun word. We are havving sssso much fun.
SE: What kindsss of puzzzzlesss?
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Physical puzzles
SF: Like, move a block to a platform.
SF: and focusing beams of light in mirrors.
SF: and if you mess up you get pummeled by rocks
SF: then fall in a pit of spikes.
SF: Those kinda puzzles, I guess...
SE: Oh. Thosse kindsss of puzzzzless.
SE: If you don't mind, I will nevver try your puzzzzless.
SE: I like not being impaled on sspikesssss.
SE: Although I'm ssure your puzzzzless are quite interessssting.
AF: That is AWESOME!!
AF: You've got to make a campaign for FLARP sometime!
AF: I would so join in!
SF: Uhh...
SF: I don't know about FLARP...
SF: The puzzles are mostly security.
SF: For my hive.
SF: So people don't find me.
SF: Uuuhh, I mean
SF: So people don't
SF: Uh
SF: take my treasure.
SF: ........
SF: Uhh, I've never FLARPed before...
AF: Ah, bummer.
AF: Well, since we're talking about ourselves, I guess I'll share some info about me too!
AF: I have no arms!
SE: Oh pleasse.
SE: It'ss ssooo eassy!
SE: I do it all the time. You wouldn't evvvven havve to play if you didn't want to.
SE: You could jussst sset up the levvelssss. Try to trap our opponentssss.
SE: Hee hee! Doessssn't thiss jusst ssound amazzing?
SE: Wait. What wass that you ssaid, orange texxt guy whossse name I'vve forgotten?
AF: I have no arms!
SR: As much as I would love to play a game with a fellow red blood. I'm afraid that it's unlikley to happen.
SR: Well. Unless Mr and Ms Highblood there care to join us.
SR: I only play FLARP for keeps.
SF: Uhh, no arms?
SF: How are you typing?
SF: Wait, I'm confused now...
SF: Umm, uhh, what....
SF: How do you play FLARP?
AF: Epically, that's how!
AF: And I'm more orange than red, but yeah, pretty low blooded.
laconicPhotophobic [lP] began responding to memo
lP: fiirst maake sure nobody waants to kiill you
lP: some people try to kiill other plaayers
lP: not aall
lP: a few
SR: Yeah. Only the good ones.
SR: As far as I'm concerend. FLARP is a means to an end.
SR: Yours specifically.
AF: Ahahahahah, but those guys are the most fun to play with!
lP: fun untiil you get eaaten by aa giiaant spiider
AF: Oh yeah, that would have sucked.
AF: Luckily, though, it didn't, thanks to VT!
AF: Or was it VS?
SF: This game sounds easy.
SF: Trolls die on my doorstep every day.
SF: and, uh
SF: I'm not even playing a game.
SF: and the cleanup is hard...
lP: next
lP: how good aare you aat fiightiing
lP: oh you're handing out advice now, Velks?
lP: you should know that you're the leas7 qualified of everybody here 7o be giving advice.
lP: fuck get out of my heaad, dyrna
SR: Damnit. What's with all these schizophrenic highbloods around here lately.
SR: I need to alieviate this problem.
AF: I fight with the fury of a hundred soldiers who all happened to have gone through lumber related accidents!
AF: They also started their own corps!
AF: I'd join it, if it weren't for the problem of it not existing!
lP: iit's not schiizophreniiaa
lP: iit's thiis fuckiing psychopaathiic brownblood
lP: that's miss psychopa7hic brownblood to you, Velks.
lP: daammiit dyrna just joiin the memo
lP: miind control iis totaally unnecessaary
SF: Uhhh...
SF: Are all trolls this crazy?
SF: You're all so...
SF: Differently crazy...
SF: I mean, uh...
SF: Don't hate me!
SF: It's unique!
SF: Or something...
AF: Aw, but schizos are fun to talk you!
AF: And how do you know we aren't the sane ones with everyone else being insane?
AF: I'm pretty sure risking your life for fun is perfectly normal!
AF: Uh, it is, right?
lP: welcome to the reaal world, SF
lP: kiill or be kiilled
lP: oh s7op being such a jerk to the gu77erbloods, Velks.
lP: or I'll have 7o 7each you ano7her lesson.
lP: which body par7 shall I mangle 7his 7ime?
AF: The arms! You don't need them as much as you'd think you would!
AF: Just slam your head against EVERYTHING!
paranoidPsiotic [PP] responded to memo.
PP: aM i toO laTE tO joIN iN oN thE discuSSION?
PP: i aM vitRIA aloTEL
PP: anD i thiNK soME oF yoU maY haVE heaRD oF mE
PP: i weNT oN a psychOTIC rampAGE a whiLE baCK
PP: anD kilLED quiTE a biT of trolLS
PP: i haD quiTE soME fuN
PP: buT i douBT anY oF yoU wouLD underSTAND
eternalResting [ER] began responding to the memo --
ER: The frozen angel falls into the heating discussion..
ER: Filled with a battlefield of violence and death..
ER: Death and destruction, they be saying..
SF: Why so much death?
SF: Er, I mean..
SF: I don't mean to kill trolls, they just try to get in.
SF: So, er, uh...
SF: Who are you people?
NG: Oh, well, uh, my name's Daniia.
NG: A-and I saw somethin9 about FLARPin9. And I like to FLARP so, yeah.
NG: ::::./ So, who exact be you, my good man. C.::::
SF: Oh, uh, well...
SF: I already said it earlier in the memo...
SF: I'm Icollu...
NG: Nice to meet you, Icollu!
NG: Okay, let's 9et down to the biz-nasty. Are we all 9onna meet up for a FLARPin9 session?
AF: I am totally with the idea of a bunch of people getting together to FLARP!
AF: Icollu can design the levels and such!
SF: Uhh..
SF: I... Uh...
SF: I guess I could.... I mean, I did develop a maze, but it was too big to fit in my hive...
SF: I guess I could use that...
- -plentifulMaze [PM] Responded to memo- -
PM: !?WHO SAID MAZE?!
PM: ?You made a maze?
PM:.Awesome.
NG: Now that's the spirit! I just need to bust out my old costume for Mystique Vertiigo!
NG: My class is Masochistimage, just so you know.
PM: ?FLARP? .I've heard of it. .I'd play but I'm a bit preoccupied with some SGrub Stuff.
PM: .I know someone who DOES like FLARP though. !I'll go get 'im!
AF: Goody! I've got a generic swordsman class, by the way!
AF: But nowadays I'm better off with martial art related classes!
- -violinHero [VH] Responded to memo- -
VH: Attack Bard here brQs.
NG: Sounds awesome! Now, how will we 9o about meetin9 each other?
NG: Are we close to each other? Like walkin9 distance?
NG: Wait, nevermind. I'll find out myself.
SF: Ooohhh...
SF: This Flarp talk is so confusing...
SF: I'll just make the maze.
SF: Maybe add some more floors
SF: Some extra traps.
SF: Hey, can you make creatures that attack in Flarp?
SF: That would add to the puzzle element I have.
SE: Don't you all forget about me now!!
SE: Aren't I the one who brought all of you lovvvvely people together?
SE: Plusss, I rule at Flarp.
AF: Is this a challenge I hear?
AF: What kind of person are you, challenging a cripple?
AF: An awesome person, that's what! I accept!
SE: Oh it iss sssso on, cripple boy!
SE: Oooh, yessss, that remindsss me!
SE: We sssshould make teamsss!
SE: Let'sss not all russh now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
NG: Challen9es are always fun.
NG: Okay, so I'll 9o on outside and look for you 9uy's hives. Can you like, put up markers or something so I can find them?
NG: Or, I can just start the 9ame here and then wait for something to happen.
PP: i waS buSY wiTH anotHER meMO
PP: buT whaTS alL thIS taLK oF flaRP?
PP: i doNT plAY thAT becaUSE itS agaiNST thE rulES tO kiLL
PP: buT i thiNK i couLD trY iT
PP: i promISE ilL plAY faIR
SF: So, uh...
SF: I've finished the maze
SF: How do I upload it to you all?
SF: I can be, like, the level master
SF: Because this maze requires someone to look after it
SE: Alright, Icollu, jussst sssssend it to me.
SE: I'll sstart the ssssesssssion, and then I'll hand over the resssponsssiblity of Level Masster over to you.
SE: And of COURSSSE you can play, PP! We welcome evveryone here!
SE: It would be nice to know your name, though, sssso we can be proper friendssss.
SE: By the way, we will need to sssplit up into two teamsss.
SE: Who would like to be the other team leader?
SE: Of coursssse, I'll be leading one of the teamsss.
PP: iM preTTY suRE i saID whEN i firST respoNDED
PP: itS vitRIA aloTEL
PP: buT taKE iT eaSY oN thE neW troLL

AF: Oh! Oh! Can I be a leader?
AF: How hard could it possibly be?
SE: Ooh, it'ss harder than it looksssss.
SE: But sssure thing, cripple!
SE: Go for it!
SE: Now all that'sss left isss for us to divvvvy up our team members.
SE: Icollu, as the Levvvel Massster, is neutral.
SF: I will spawn neutral monsters, based on my Lusus.
SF: It goes with my maze design.
SF: Everyone will have to wait a bit, the file is kind of complicated...
SF: Okay, thanks for waiting.
-- shadowFigure sent file http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...f66/Mazev1.png to memo --
SF: The larger enemies must be killed through certain weakpoints being punctured. The dark blue spots are random treasures. The enemies will respawn every thirty minutes after they are killed, so you must kill them fast.
SF: One team enters through the top, the other team through the bottom.
SF: There are no traps on this floor.
SF: Is... is this okay?
AF: Heeheehaha, this is awesome!
AF: I call the top entrance!
SE: Oooh, Icollu, you weren't kidding when you ssssaid you made mazzessss!
SE: Thisss isssss good. Thiss issss vvery good.
SE: Now we jussst need to make the teamssss.
SE: Let's not all russssh, now, but who wantssss to be on my team?
SE: GO TEAM SSSSSLITHER!
PP: ilL taKE whichEVER teAM wanTS mE
AF: Join my team, and you get a free hardhat!
AF: If it turns out one of the treasures we find happens to be a hardhat.
AF: Icollu, will one of the treasures be a hardhat?
lP: oh
lP: oh gog my legs
lP: broken legs asiide
lP: how long diid it taake you to maake thaat
ER: As the lovely members
ER: Rejoiced and fro..
ER: Will they make it?
ER: How will it go?
AF: He went for the legs? That's lame!
AF: And yeah, how long sis it take to make?
SF: I don't know, I loose track of time.
SF: And the treasures...
SF: Well, it's kinda random.
VH: I'll be Qn team Hardhat BrQ.
SE: Oh VVH, you break my heart!
SE: IP, are you planning to play on thossse legssss?
SE: Or are you jussssst there to flirt with our darling Icollu?
VH:Are yQu sssssure yQu'd Evven want me Qn yQur Team?
SE: Of courssssse!
SE: Becausssse, you know, I lovvve you.
SE: ...Actually I havve no idea who you are. Ssssso I don't know whether I'd want you or not.
SE: But ssssso far I'vve got no one on my team. Sssssssigh.