What are Your Favorite MSPA Quotes? (HONK)

[Tolma]

"You are ripping up so many hellaceous shreds this fierceshitty biznasty is getting so deliriously rudebrazen it...

Ok you lost the handle on that sentence."

is also one of my very favorites.

[ardentApathy]

"Shoot safe.

Your KEY is out of bullets!"

And the conversation where Dave is in the puppet pile and Rose starts writing poetry. These are the lines I remember off the top of my head:

"TT: Prong of flesh, bereft of home
TT: Found solace 'twixt a cleft of foam."

I think that conversation is what made Rose my favorite character.

[Nezune]

I was pretty sure the ass famine came from rose, perhaps she repeats it somewhere? I can't seem to find her saying it though, that is probably my favorite quote ever, but I also liked "You love being STRONG." "She gained all the levels. All of them." and, mostly, "AA: im 0k with it
AA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things"

[Geekthras]

I was pretty sure the ass famine came from rose, perhaps she repeats it somewhere? I can't seem to find her saying it though, that is probably my favorite quote ever, but I also liked "You love being STRONG." "She gained all the levels. All of them." and, mostly, "AA: im 0k with it
AA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things"

In response to the last:
AA: quit b0ssing me ar0und
AA: im n0t 0k with it

[Nezune]

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I was pretty sure the ass famine came from rose, perhaps she repeats it somewhere? I can't seem to find her saying it though, that is probably my favorite quote ever, but I also liked "You love being STRONG." "She gained all the levels. All of them." and, mostly, "AA: im 0k with it
AA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things"

In response to the last:
AA: quit b0ssing me ar0und
AA: im n0t 0k with it

Dead-Aradia>Less-Than-Dead Robot-Aradia

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Ghost Aradia>Robot Aradia>Frog-Ghost Aradia>Alive Aradia

Edit: Another awesome Aradia quote:
FAA: this will and has already been a mass suicide missi0n
FAA: 0r it w0uld be
FAA: and already w0uld have been
FAA: if we all werent already dead
And the whole "r0ad t0 the und0ing" board was pretty much awesome. Time shenanigans o//

[ShyGuy]

The entirety of this chatlog.

[ardentApathy]

Looking back over the thread, I second "acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle," which I've used in conversation with friends, and

"Removing the lid signals the moment your life becomes a great whirling batshit pandemonium, somewhat resembling the chaos of an especially ethnic wedding. Somewhere, a soused uncle deliberately shatters china on the floor. Muddy livestock is decorated, and then lost track of. The question "Whose mule is this?" at times can be heard over the din. This is now your reality."

which took me a while to remember was from Rose's walkthrough.

Also some great quotes to be had from each kid's weather page:

"The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune."

"It's meant to rain this season but there ain't been a drop in sight. Even a little drizzle would help. Might help to fizzle this sizzle a little bizzle, set the record straight on this global turn-tizzle."

"Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play. And so it threads on, and on, delaying the raise of the conductor's baton."

Actually, all the text on those pages are great, but I only quoted the highlights for brevity's sake.

EDIT: Coincidentally, "The Note Desolation Plays" and "Raise of the Conductor's Baton" are the titles of Act 1 and 2, respectively.

[Tolma]

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The absolute best part of that one is Flintstones part. "DAVE: Keep twisting junior all you get is clicks" "DAVESPRITE: Asshole thinks its candy"

[ShyGuy]

and right before [S] Enter

TG: alright im installing this game finally
TT: Where doing this man?
TG: yeah
TG: you could almost say
TG: where making this
TT: Go on.
TT: What is it where making this?
TG: TRANSPIRE
TG:
TT: Excellent.
TT: Let's make shit take place.

[nvo]

FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY.
in particular:

?CG: EVEN IF THERE WAS ANYTHING GOING ON, WHICH THERE DEFINITELY [OOPS TIME TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AGAIN, ASSHOLE!]
?CG: OUR ROMANCE IS MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THE JOKE THAT PASSES FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE CONCEPT.
?CG: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE QUADRANT! THAT'S JUST ABSURD.
CTG: right
CTG: sounds like its time to get a clue she is over you dude
CEB: what is so different about your romance?
CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on
?CG: JOHN, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING THE SMART ONE.
?CG: DAVE IS NOW THE LEADER, EVEN THOUGH HE'S A SMUG SHITSTAIN WITH SHADES AND A POKER FACE.
?CG: IF THERE WERE FIVE, THEY'D BE CALLED QUINTDRANTS, GET IT???


and also

?CG: OH RIGHT, THE BIZARRE HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST, I FORGOT.

[Aradiacated]

That quote in the first post really should be corrected so that it's accurate.

"Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly."

Also, that one part from that chatlog between Karkat and Nepeta about Karkat's "jaw dropping and breaking through a stack of bricks like a fucking kung-fu master." I can't recall the exact quote.

[BlastYoBoots]

Also from that memo:

?CG: EGBERT JUST EARNED A FEW BRAIN POINTS!
?CG: HE HAS REACHED A NEW RUNG ON HIS ECHELADDER, "EASILY OUTFOXED BY SIMPLE UTENSILS"
?CG: "BUCKAROO"
?CG: OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[catharticCarnifex]

I fully support the ass-famine quote. Dave is literally the BEST.

If I see one more plush rump...

The entirety of this chatlog.

The absolute best part of that one is Flintstones part. "DAVE: Keep twisting junior all you get is clicks" "DAVESPRITE: Asshole thinks its candy"

Oh fuck yes, I remember laughing my ass off at that, and I did it this time too. Flinstones fucking A, Dave is SERIOUSLY God-tier quotes-wise. Him and Karkat I think.

[Tolma]

That quote in the first post really should be corrected so that it's accurate.

"Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly."

Also, that one part from that chatlog between Karkat and Nepeta about Karkat's "jaw dropping and breaking through a stack of bricks like a fucking kung-fu master." I can't recall the exact quote.

Thanks for the heads up. It's been fixed.

[Tesseract]

Pretty much any memo with Karkat

Also (though this is technically in a memo with Karkat anyway)

CTG: how did it go did you stand in a quadrant like you were playing four square
CTG: holding a bucket full of flowers or slime or whatever and jade was like no thanks bro
CTG: is that how it went down

CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now
CTG: no peeking k

In retrospect we had a lot of funny lines at the expense of Jade

[go4moo]

TG: ok so
TG: the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass
TG: please advise

[SenorEverClever]

The entirety of this chatlog this chatlog.

Fixed that for you.

[ShyGuy]

The entirety of this chatlog this chatlog.

Fixed that for you.

I must say, that one's a tad... how do I put this... sparse.

I presume you mean the next, so I don't come off as a dick, and the beautiful thing is... you're right either way! Davesprite's powers are just that great.

[Lalovskaia T'aragol]

Ok, awesome. Queuestack full'a shoes.

[Tolma]

Just remembered: entire Terezi interrogation scene. I will edit shortly with specifics.

And here it is:
The prosecution begs your pardon, dear senator, but you appear to have dropped something. A personal satchel, perhaps? CHOCK FULL OF ILLICIT, EMBEZZLED BEETLES, WITH WHICH YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED CHEEK TO WALTZ BEFORE HIS TYRANNY, CONCEALED BENEATH YOUR ILL-GOTTEN FINERY??????

The prosecution requests a short recess from His Honorable Tyranny so that all law abiding and Mother Grub fearing citizens may go outside and puke.

[jasperkf]

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001889

"Another balmy summer evening. The city rolls these nights like loaded dice.

It's tough for a flatfoot to make it in a town like this. Some towns are built loose and a stiff breeze of upset blows through, but these bricks are tight-knit. Built like a damn Chippewa birchbark canoe. Not much daylight seeps through, see? A gumshoe asks questions and questions upset. It's like some shawlless dame frostbit in winter, too proud to take your coat for some damn reason. You know how dames are. The city turns her cold shoulder to a type a fella and that's all there is to it.

But a steak dinner don't pay for itself if you catch my drift.

The streets won't bang on your office glass and ask for placation. The streets ease themselves, but a type of fella knows better than to just step aside. A man finds space between the city's greased wheels of upkeep and when the time spins along it sees, yeah, it sees there were feet filling shoes on just that slab of rock. A man waits and listens. Every place, a placation. The alleyway spike of a bottle breaking - some tipsy beggar tithes to gravity, razor jewels shimmering on oilslick asphalt. The wail of a baby three floors up - ink is blotted before pact of appeasement sealed, hot formula dabbed on mother's wrist. And the shrill complaint of a phone...

Ain't no one can say a man wasn't filling shoes here."

[ardentApathy]

CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
CG: ONLY MY HATE.
CG: IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG.
CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.

PCG: SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER.
PCG: HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO STUPID.

CG: I'M GOING TO ROCK THE COCK OFF THIS WEATHERVANE AND THE BLUE TEAM WILL WISH THEY NEVER SLITHERED OUT OF THE MOTHER GRUB'S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE.

Wow, what is with Karkat and sphincters/assholes?

Fun fact: the word "asshole" appears 25 times in Act 5 alone.

[Geekthras]

Just remembered: entire Terezi interrogation scene. I will edit shortly with specifics.

And here it is:
The prosecution begs your pardon, dear senator, but you appear to have dropped something. A personal satchel, perhaps? CHOCK FULL OF ILLICIT, EMBEZZLED BEETLES, WITH WHICH YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED CHEEK TO WALTZ BEFORE HIS TYRANNY, CONCEALED BENEATH YOUR ILL-GOTTEN FINERY??????

The prosecution requests a short recess from His Honorable Tyranny so that all law abiding and Mother Grub fearing citizens may go outside and puke.

slap.

[DragonSlayingRhonin]

"You answer the phone in a hard boiled manner. You explain to the woman gruffly that you'd love to help her out, sweetheart, but you're up to your neck in all this weird puzzle shit. You hang up."

"The man on the phone answers in a hard boiled manner. He explains to you gruffly that he'd love to help you out, sweetheart, but he's up to his neck in all this weird puzzle shit. He hangs up. "

Just came across this.

[Tolma]

Ok, time for something new called name the speaker! I'm going to put a very obscure quote up IN THIS POST. It won't necessarily be from Homestuck. If not from Homestuck you will have to name the adventure, as the only dialogue from MSPA is really in Homestuck. And even that usually isn't real dialogue. Oh, and for a challenge: typing quirks will be eliminated and no checking archives!. Anyway: "I'm beginning to think you really believe that! So delusional. You're just a pathetic, lonely gamer who buys into his own character profile BS." So NAME... THAT... SPEAKER!!!!