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    KILL THE BEAST!


    You are a POWERFUL WARRIOR. You recently received a letter from the KING requesting you come to his CASTLE to speak with him. You have almost arrived at the CASTLE. Is there anything else you want to do before you speak to the king?

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    Re: KILL THE BEAST!

    > Enter name.

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    >Retrieve arms from hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DelitaHyral View Post
    >Retrieve arms from hair.

    Your hair is not nearly fancy enough to be hiding armaments of any sort.

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    >Is there anything around you other than endless plains?

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    >Check your inventory, realize your name is Qubert.

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    >Graze on some grass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DelitaHyral View Post
    >Is there anything around you other than endless plains?
    Well of course!

    To one side of the CASTLE is a dark and slightly scary forest. Most people don't like to go near it because they think MONSTERS live there, but of course this was no problem at all for a POWERFUL WARRIOR like yourself.

    To the other side is a BLASTED WASTELAND and some MOUNTAINS. Most people don't really like going there either.

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    Re: KILL THE BEAST!

    >Just talk to the king already.

    >Create a savestate first.

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    >Enter the castle and attack any guards you find inside.

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    Wonder where you misplaced your angry mob.

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    > Morosely brood about your budding romance with the King/Queen/Jester.
    Hey there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momatoes View Post
    > Morosely brood about your budding romance with the King/Queen/Jester.
    But you've never met any of them before!
    Quote Originally Posted by DelitaHyral View Post
    >Just talk to the king already.

    You walk up to the GATE and show the GUARD the letter you received. He lets you into the CASTLE and you quickly navigate into the KING's throne room.

    He is already waiting for you.
    "Hello."
    "Greetings, your majesty. You sent me a letter-"
    "Yes yes I know. You are a Powerful Warrior from the city on the other side of Dark Forest. I called you here because I need your help."
    "What could I possibly do that you yourself could not, sir?"
    "Apparently some Monstrous Beast has been coming from the Barren Wastelands and terrorizing my citizens. I need you to kill it."
    "...Pardon my insolence sir, but why can't you do that yourself?"
    "I'm afraid that's not something I can discuss with you at the moment. All you need to know is that the Cave is somewhere between Ruby Peak and the Black Spire."
    "...Very well then sir."
    "Any last questions?"

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    Last edited by Zeralith; 12-19-2010 at 06:38 AM.

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    Shake no and leave, since you know that he's clearly evil and this 'Beast' is in fact either a good guy or a rival.

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    If this beast is so powerful that even the king himself, who is obviously a complete badass, cannot defeat it, you're going to need some powerful teammates. Go find a powerful wizard and punch them in the snout to establish your superiority.

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    This

    And also find a giant hamster steed. Which would be adorable.

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    Don't forget to loot random treasure chests in the castle!
    Hey there.

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    >Can I get some equipment to help with the quest?

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    Re: KILL THE BEAST!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fengar View Post
    >Can I get some equipment to help with the quest?

    Following the KING's directions, you go see the ROYAL ARMOURER. He asks what sort equipment you require.
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    Ask him what materials he has that he can make armour out of for you. Then buy a full suit of the most espensive material.

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    >Ask for his best stuff.

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    The largest sword they have.
    In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!

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    Re: KILL THE BEAST!

    Really, really scary helmet. tons of spikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiraven View Post
    Ask him what materials he has that he can make armour out of for you. Then buy a full suit of the most espensive material.
    The ROYAL ARMOURER tells you the prices for full suits of armour.
    Cloth: 75 Bronze Pieces
    Leather: 20 Silver Pieces
    Iron: 85 Silver Pieces
    Fancy Iron: 100 Silver Pieces
    Diamond: 1000 Gold Pieces
    Quote Originally Posted by Fengar View Post
    >Ask for his best stuff.
    That would be the Diamond Armour.
    Quote Originally Posted by Riou View Post
    The largest sword they have.

    That would be the Piercing Light Giantblade. Absolutely free, if you can wield it.
    Quote Originally Posted by 413 View Post
    Really, really scary helmet. Tons of spikes
    The ROYAL ARMOURER points out that the more spikes, the heavier and unwieldlyer the helmet becomes. He offers you a SKYROCK HELM as a compromise. 100 Gold Pieces.

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    Re: KILL THE BEAST!

    If we have money left over, buy a mount. Perhaps a non-horse mount.

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