Steve Buscemi (no relation)
Steve Buscemi (no relation)
Police Sgt. Don Woofston
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>Gerald "Spot" Markson
>Jared Maxwell
>Snarls Barkley
(Also first post on the forum)
>Sampson Maximus McGruff.
You have big shoes to fill, and fill you can do. You can play "bad cop" all day, but you normally only need a minute. You're good.
So, being the damsel in distress *really* ticks you off.
Alternatively...
>Timothy Wellington IV.
And you are not a cop because that would be dangerous. And scary, like this situation. You don't like this situation one bit.
Either way...
Poor thing, you look like you've got a bad tummyache...
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>Send your creation out of the "Cradle" it seems as if it has enough updates now
Your chumhandle is quizzicalDraconian. You don't like to talk much because you're often busy, or maybe that's just how you troll people. Also you are sorta kinda indecisive about some stuff sometimes and use way too many weird emoticons. :B :V :'
Check out my Forum Adventure Jumpcat!
Link to webcomic and unnatural Bec Noir love under spoilers:
Well those are all... very... LOVELY suggestions!
...W-Well, you mean, you can't really judge, it's not like you're a DOCTOR like your
ROOMMATE...
Not that you would say they're bad even if you were a doctor! Cause they're not!
Honest!
Er, anyhow, Randomifier! Do your magic!
O-Or something.
Oh! Well, that's not too bad, and it's also a whole one suggested by someone! Neat! Plus
it's a little like that one guy's name on TV who beats people up and wants to find
explosives all the time, that's pretty cool!
...W-Well, you've never actually SEEN that show... but that's what you've heard, and
you've also heard it might've been good!
Maybe!
Your name is JACK BARKLEY, Tom DeFluff's BOYF ROOMMATE. You've shared an APARTMENT,
interests, and a relatively carefree life with the cat for quite a number of years
now. You also have a passion for LAW, JUSTICE, and PROTECTING PEOPLE (especially Tom),
which led to your recent enrollment and graduation from the POLICE ACADEMY. Although
you officially became a ROOKIE POLICE OFFICER several weeks ago, you are naturally
very timid, delicate, and submissive, which has led to you not being very good at your
job of being the LAW. It is this unfortunate personality quirk that also prevented you
from stopping your recent KIDNAPPING by Tom's ARCHRIVAL.
You are currently locked in a dark and empty cell, as far as you can tell, and you have
no idea where you are beyond that. You are cold, scared, and in dire need of some loving
EAR-SCRITCHES from feline fingers. Unfortunately it's pretty clear there's no way you
can escape on your own and that there's not much you can do right now.
Still, if you have any ideas, by all means attempt them, pup. Otherwise we'll get back
to your cat friend.
Your chumhandle is quizzicalDraconian. You don't like to talk much because you're often busy, or maybe that's just how you troll people. Also you are sorta kinda indecisive about some stuff sometimes and use way too many weird emoticons. :B :V :'
Check out my Forum Adventure Jumpcat!
Link to webcomic and unnatural Bec Noir love under spoilers:
Examine walls, by touch if necessary. Check for the inevitable door.
Jack: shed single tear of sorrow
Story: get back to Tom
(my suggestion for Tom is the same as last time.)
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>see if you can move the spotlight above your head to see what is in the room/ what the door looks like.
also Dog Up! Dawg your needed to protect tom right now, obviously Tom's archival is up to no good and probably is going to hurt Tom! be the action hero, save the day!
hes doomed
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> do a little dance
{this space for rent, inquire within}
>Is there anyone else there? Can you speak with your captor? Are there cameras watching you right now? Are you being watched? This is important.
>Also you still look like you have a tummyache. When and what was the last time and thing you ate? I know it's just you being meek and nervous, but still.
>Inspect cell. You might not be good at playing bad cop, but there's a reason you haven't been fired yet. People as meek as you still have a place on the force as one of the various support roles that I don't know about, so I bet you're pretty good at finding evidence. And you probably yell at the TV whenever CSI gets something wrong... even if you do apologize for it later.
> Shout and flail your arms in a panicked manner.
Certified Minecraft addict.
(This is just getting cuter and.... well, It's getting "Furry drama"ish. I've experienced heavy furry drama for 2 years and I'm a veteran of it now. Of course, if they're different...~)
>Examine surroundings... Is there anything in there?
>Check your pockets. Find THAT ONE THING that you stuck in there earlier and forgot about.
> Look at picture of your roommate and remember all the fun times you had with him.
>Man, where's your piece? You'll never get anywhere if you're unarmed!
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>look for anything. Maybe a loose stone or a pebble?
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You've been in this situation before; you know what to do if you want to make it end faster.
>Strip
>Hold back tears