Jumpcat (A Fuzzy Multiuniversal Adventure)

[Crazy-8]

>Aknowledge the fact that you are positively adorable, and therefore will become a fan favorite_

[QuetzaDrake]

>see if you can move the spotlight above your head to see what is in the room/ what the door looks like.

You unfortunately can't reach whatever light is up there. It's set in the ceiling, you
think.

>Check your pockets. Find THAT ONE THING that you stuck in there earlier and forgot about.

Well you're fairly sure your kidnapper took a hold of your entire INVENTORY before he threw
you in h-

Oh wait! It seems he forgot to take your favorite BALL! Thank jegus, if you didn't have
your beloved bouncy ball, you'd REALLY be panicking right now!

>Aknowledge the fact that you are positively adorable, and therefore will become a fan favorite_

R-Really?...

W-Well, that's slightly comforting! You appreciate that!

>Is there anyone else there? Can you speak with your captor? Are there cameras watching you right now? Are you being watched? This is important.

>Also you still look like you have a tummyache. When and what was the last time and thing you ate? I know it's just you being meek and nervous, but still.

>Inspect cell. You might not be good at playing bad cop, but there's a reason you haven't been fired yet. People as meek as you still have a place on the force as one of the various support roles that I don't know about, so I bet you're pretty good at finding evidence. And you probably yell at the TV whenever CSI gets something wrong... even if you do apologize for it later.

You've already done all the INVESTIGATION you can do! There's just another blank small
closet-sized room on the other side of the window with nobody in it, and if there are any
cameras, you can't see them. Inspecting the cell has also proven to just be a bunch of
fruitless scraping of claws along blank cell walls (although there's a standard COT
somewhere in the darkness, which you have already spent time weeping upon). So,
unfortunately, right now you're just going to have to wait for... something. Or someone.

(Also the last thing you ate was one of Tom's TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES, which are always
entirely delicious, so your source of perceived stomach pain is purely from the stressful
situation.)

Jack: shed single tear of sorrow
Story: get back to Tom

You just hope that Tom is okay...



MEANWHILE





Hurray! You are now Tom again!

And you've just completed your first ever official unsupervised INTERDIMENSIONAL JUMP!




Er.




You somewhat regret being Tom again.

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Hey, this marks the tenth update (besides the initial post)! Guess that means I can ask to be taken out of the Cradle. Also Tom's warp-in up there was the 50th image. Weeeee.

[SonicLover]

>Tom: Try to engage in polite conversation with your captors; try to find out the reason for this poor welcoming
>Jack: Chuck your ball against one wall as hard as you can; watch it bounce around

[siguard]

>ask them if they have seen any boyfroomates around

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Tom: Pretend to be a wizard, by telling that an eclipse is coming. Just like in that movie!
>Plan: Fail, since this isn't the past, but an alternate world...

[Xander]

Ask them why are they pointing spears at you.

[Kazerad]

> Quick! Be Jack again before someone shivs you

[Wojjan]

> Pledge allegiance to someone
Or:
> For the love of god keep turning that dial.

[Danfish77]

>Seduce captors

[PepperYena]

>One of the knights: Be a squirrel

>Tom: Keep PAWS up

[Iyestorm]

>Tom: Compliment them on their obviously-well-maintained armor and halberds, and ask what rank of knight they are out of curiosity.
>Tom's Compliments: Actually be sincere and not part of a ruse to lower their guard. Heh, get it? Guard?
>Jack: Throw bouncy ball at all four of the ceiling corners of your cell. That'll help you determine whether or not there are cameras.

>Jack: After you're done with that and other things, get some exercise! If Tom's on his way to rescue you, then he'll be getting all the EXP and adventurestuff, so you need to grind to keep up.

For instance, you can use your ball to play that game where you bounce it off the wall and catch it. It's not as much fun by yourself, but it's something...

...it probably won't go as well since there's not much light and you can't see the ball coming, but hey. Challenge mode. Plus, it's difficult enough that you might get EXP for it.

>Jack: Once you get bored of that, you can do pushups or situps for a while. Hey, maybe if you do enough, you'll get strong enough to break out on your own. Not likely, but worth a try at least.

>Jack: But don't overexert yourself, because I'm not sure when you'll be fed or watered again.

[bhomer2]

>what danfish said.

[goldedge2]

>Seduce the fox gaurd.

[Crazy-8]

>screw diplomacy! shoot them with your AWESOME LASER GUN!

> find out that your gun is low on PLUTONIUM (y-you can't just walk into a store and BUY plutonium doc!)

[lexavian]

Tom: Run and Dodge
Tom: Use the JITW
Tom: Go back Home to prepare for the middle ages.
Tom: Escape to a different random dimension. Hopefully, one that doesn't have something dangerous ready to kill you.

Tom: Be the captive

For when the story goes back to Jack:

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Only read if you are Quetza.

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I MEANT IT!!!

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Jack: Are there any holes in the cell besides the window? If not throw the ball against the wall to hit the ceiling lamp multiple times, revealing the rest of the cell. Make sure the ball doesn't go out the window.

Also, JACK IS SO KEWT!!! Well... everyone so far is cute, but JACK IS SO MUCH MORE KEWT!!

[Asmodemus]

> Greet them as a traveler from afar, come to visit their beautiful kingdom.

[lexavian]

Tom: You are poor but learned and are in the middle ages. Tell them that you can be of use to them. You know science.
Tom: convince them that you are an alchemist.
Tom: convince them that you are an wizard.
Tom: convince them that you are an priest or monk.

[goldedge2]

>STRIFE!

[Armok]

> Tom: glance up at your arm and determine which universe you're in.

> Tom: realize that you've learnt more theology from internet flamewars than the average peasant who only got mass in latin did; pretend to be monk.

[Dfaran]

>"Take me to your leader!"

[Eagle0600]

> Glance at armband.

> Keep your hands up.

[goldedge2]

>Guards: think Tom is a witch
Guard 1: He's a witch!
Guard 2: Burn the witch!
Guard 3: Burn the witch!
Tristan Taylor: Burn the witch!
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[Aelyrin]

>Guards: think Tom is a witch
Guard 1: He's a witch!
Guard 2: Burn, the witch!
Guard 3: Burn, the witch!

His name is Tom, not Burn.
(Improper use of commas can make me lol sometimes.)

[Danfish77]

Aelyrin get off, your high, horse

[lexavian]

>Guards: think Tom is a witch
Guard 1: He's a witch!
Guard 2: Burn, the witch!
Guard 3: Burn, the witch!
Tristan Taylor: Burn, the witch!
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*high-fives*
I second the witch part but I think you could go with something a little more classic