Jumpcat (A Fuzzy Multiuniversal Adventure)

[Jovian]

>Rip note, claw walls, run around in circles and jump out the window.

[BurntSquirrelMan]

Become the Hulk and Hulk Smash.

[Dfaran]

>Go get your backup teleporter wristband - the prototype model that only sort of works.

[Jit]

Angrily clean up the room.

[lexavian]

>Look skywards, and shout: "YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!"

but instead of you, replace with the name of the villain.

also, for the name of evil I'm suggesting:
Bartholomeow Fasamu
Bartholomew Hatch
Horatio Whiplash

[bhomer2]

>go buy a new window. and a gun.

[Alalic]

> Mourn the loss of your anonymous friend

[QuetzaDrake]

Sorry for the wait!

>Rip the note to shreds.

>And then the curtains.

>And then the very fabric of reality.

You can't do that one because it is impossible, so instead you just scream like the
dickens while a metaphorical flame erupts behind you.




Your feline fury is completely warranted, as this fiendish note you have just murdered
violently has been left by none other than your ARCHRIVAL! Ever since you met him in
college, you two have been fierce competitors striving to make the next breakthrough and
innovation in the field of QUANTUM PHYSICS!

He's also a gigantic bodybuilding bully jerkface who has always enjoyed pushing you around
and making fun of you and stealing your ideas and inventions! And your lunch money! And the
rest of your money! Even months after earning your bachelor's degree and weeks after
earning your doctorate, he has continued to pester and harass and steal from you!

And now... now he's broken into your home.

He's broken your pet tree FLORENCE's trunk in half, which you will mourn later!

He's stolen the completed JUMPCAT INTERUNIVERSAL TELEPORTER WRISTBAND you had helped
develop, leaving you with your stupid unfinished PROTOTYPE!

And worst of all...

HE'S KIDNAPPED YOUR BOYF




ROOMMATE.

Yeah, that's what you meant.




It is quite obvious what you must do now: find your ARCHRIVAL, kick his smug, bastard ass,
take back your stolent J.I.T.W., rescue your ROOMMATE, and make it back home in time to
catch MOUSE, M.D., because god help those around you if you miss the first scene before the
opening credits that show the patient's symptoms AGAIN.

Let's do this thing.

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And there's the plot dump. Things should go far more loosely from here on out, if this adventure seemed a little restrictive/forcibly linear until now.

[ProfessorLizzard]

>Get the prototype!

[PepperYena]

(Aww, How cute. Boyfriend? xD)
>Start by cleaning the mess up a little. Or just the glass.

[Yamtaggler]

>Archrival: Be a dog.
>Go ahead and get the prototype, Dr. DeFluff, we need to get this show on the road.

[Alalic]

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Somehow, I became confused on Tom Defluff's gender now that update is up

> Clean up that mess while plotting your revenge against your arch enemy.

[bhomer2]

grab a shovel and get going.

[Aelyrin]

> Quickly write in your diary that your boyf-- roommate was abducted.
> Fetch prototype.
> Chase that meanie!

[QuetzaDrake]

Tom's definitely a dude, Alalic, as evident from pronoun use before Tom became 'you'.

[Kazerad]

because god help those around you if you miss the first scene before the
opening credits that show the patient's symptoms AGAIN.

Oh man this is the WORST. >Check your watch to see how long you have until 8/7central.

[lexavian]

Next Action:
>Find Proto-J.I.T.W.

First Universe:
>Earth in the future, in the year 2000

Villain

>Archrival: Be a dog.

>Barktholomew (but go by Brad)

[Danfish77]

>Come out to readers

[DelitaHyral]

>Take the catsup bottle and break it to make a weapon.

[Dfaran]

>Dust for fingerprints.
I mean, I guess you already know who did it, but it might be useful to have your rival's fingerprints.
Er, pawpad prints? Do such things even exist?
You know what, never mind.

[MadmanMad]

> Grab prototype, go to alternate universe and recruit a female version of yourself to be your lover sidekick.

[Crazy-8]

>engage in selflish metafictional teleportation act #5; enter the world of Furthia High and recruit characters to your cause

[MrEdwardNigma]

>Follow footsteps.

[lexavian]

>engage in selflish metafictional teleportation act #5; enter the world of Furthia High and recruit characters to your cause

>Follow footsteps.

If not mine, then one of these two.

[Alalic]

> Break the fourth wall and drag a reader into your world to help you look for your various lost items.