Jumpcat (A Fuzzy Multiuniversal Adventure)

[lexavian]

>Tom: Pretend to be a wizard, by telling that an eclipse is coming. Just like in that movie!
>Plan: Fail, since this isn't the past, but an alternate world...

Was that an Army of darkness reference?

[Zaffa]

>Tom: Pretend to be a wizard, by telling that an eclipse is coming. Just like in that book!

Was that a Connecticut Yankee reference?

:P

[ProfessorLizzard]

Yes, Connecticut Yankee reference. And the dozens of its horrible remakes xP

[eerr]

>Guards: think Tom is a witch
Guard 1: He's a witch!
Guard 2: Burn, the witch!
Guard 3: Burn, the witch!

His name is Tom, not Burn.
(Improper use of commas can make me lol sometimes.)

Those commas indicate pauses.

[Alalic]

> Tom: Stun the guards into submission with your advanced future technology.

[Eagle0600]

>Guards: think Tom is a witch
Guard 1: He's a witch!
Guard 2: Burn, the witch!
Guard 3: Burn, the witch!

His name is Tom, not Burn.
(Improper use of commas can make me lol sometimes.)

Those commas indicate pauses.

Yes, but pauses have a special significance in the English language as far as phrase-meaning goes. Throwing a pause in stops it from being the same sentence. And, as with spelling-errors, sometimes it's not just wrong, you also give it a different meaning.

[bhomer2]

> Tom: Stun the guards into submission with your sweet dance moves.

fixed.

[williamcll]

breakdance

[lexavian]

stuff
Fixed

You should delete your old post then.

[goldedge2]

>Tom:get taken prisoner by guards
> QuetzaDrake: update.

[Masterweaver]

Reality: Go out for lunch.

[williamcll]

adventure:fuse with furthia universe

[SonicLover]

Reality: Go out for lunch.

It went out hours ago and hasn't been seen since.

[goldedge2]

>update

[Zaffa]

Goldedge, you probably should know this by now. Commands such as ">Author: Update" are frowned upon harshly here. Even "==>" will get you some baleful glares if it's used inappropriately. When an adventure doesn't update for a while, standard procedure is to let it be. By posting in a defunct adventure you are needlessly bumping old material to the top of the list and pissing a bunch of people off. If you absolutely must prod the author about an adventure, do so via private message.

[QuetzaDrake]

I'll try to update tomorrow or Sunday. I told you at the start that this would probably go pretty slow because I have a lot of other stuff to do, and that I'd promise to try and update once a week, but I was feeling pretty crappy this week so it didn't come to fruition. Please don't prod and provoke me into trying to update sooner, cause it doesn't work and it's also probably against some rules. You can certainly ASK POLITELY why I haven't and I'll tell you, but just going >update isn't going to make me able to draw it any faster.

If you must know, though, I do already have the next update WRITTEN (although don't let that deter you from posting an actual suggestion still, I can modify it). Just need to draw it.

[lexavian]

Yay!
♥

[Wessolf27]

>Tom: Abscond using your watch! (maybe)

[Eagle0600]

Just wanted to say that I like where this is going.

also:
Hello new guy!

[QuetzaDrake]

show spoiler

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Sorry about the wait. :T

>Jack: Chuck your ball against one wall as hard as you can; watch it bounce around

You chuck the BALL with all your might, releasing all the stress and sorrow and girly
emotions you've been harboring into one powerful throw!




OH GOD WHAT





WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOO

>ask them if they have seen any boyfroomates around

Tom: "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hai-"

Wait, no, that's not right.




Tom: "Have you seen a dog about my height come this way? Nervous-looking, adorable,
possibly clutching or chewing on a ball of some sort? Or perhaps a gigantic douchebag,
seen any of those lately-"




Woah hey now! What is these jerks' problem??

Ask them why are they pointing spears at you.

Oh no! You never expected that beings in an entirely different universe with an entirely
different culture and in the midst of an entirely different technological era would have a
different language!!

[Wessolf27]

Tom: Try kicking that sword off the soldier's hands!

then ABSCOND!

[Armok]

> Speak louder and slower, that will surely help!

[SonicLover]

>Tom: Discreetly set your whatchamacallit and teleport out of harm's way

[N-ARF]

> Despite your initial shock at the language barrier, realize that, despite the fact that you never expected it, you did come prepared (a scientist expects the unexpected!) with a Yet Unactivated Universal Translation Device built into the PROTOTYPE-J.I.T.W. (A P.J.I.T.W.Y.U.U.T.D. if you will...)

[siguard]

Jack> dive under the one bed for safety
Guard>walk in and get hit by ball
Tom> Dramatically point in a direction and when everyone turns away, set watch to west.