HEY GUYS. Let's talk about ultimate weapons (more ultimate than the ultimate weapons.)
So far I've come up with these ideas (with the help of others)...
John - Leafblower + Fear no Anvil ++ Razor Blade Umbrella + Caledfwlch, and possibly add in Roses Thorns of Ogoloth or some such with the leaf blower. Combine this with a bag of tricks and the bunny and you have! CON HARE. Thanks to that person on page 2 for the title.
Dave - Scarlet Ribbitar with the same powers as the swords before it. Maybe combine something from Fear no Anvil or perhaps something that speeds up time for the cells of what it hits so that the cells die faster maybe? I don't know. Maybe have a sword beam too, or combine with shotgun shells? I don't know, this one is pretty tough. && bro's sword for extra brotherly strength and love. Combine with Li'l Cal for Li'l (sword name?)
Ultimate item coupled which can go with anyone else = Mirror eight times combined with (fake arm combined with dream bot parts combined with Dave's brain).
Rose - A wand that fires holographic magical thorns which can use magic themselves, sort of like Link's sword. Maplehoof + stitching would mean more knitting and some sewing - with magic she would be like a blood mage, just with thread and can use said thread to tear things apart.
Jade - GreenSun Streetsweeper && Pumpkin (code gained from intellibeam laserstation) = Schrodingers rifle (What enemy? In fact, you don't think you see an enemy. You are quite sure there are no enemies lying around, and probably never will be). Courtesy of Wraith8.
Karkles - Thresher combined with crabdad's claw, giving it spines or something that way it can shave also. Combine with a lunar model that way it uses gravity and draws enemies to it, as well as water, then you can throw balls of condensed water at things. Combined with Rose's powers, this would be epic?
Terezi - broken dragon cane/staff/rod && Vriska's brain (would have to be alchemized seperately) || Demonblade Ragripper = In-cane in the Membrane (name courtesy of Fix it Jones.)
Vriska's brain is for psychic manipulation powers, Terezi's thing is mind after all, chainsaw is for physical power. Courtesy of Wraith8.
Vriska - So she knows how to throw the dice to get what she wants, once she denies predestination provided she ever does, combine her dice with one of those magic white balls. That or combine her dice with a magic 8 ball and watch shenanagins unleash. Maybe also combine with a horseshoe?
Nepeta - Claws + Flamberge.
Eridan - Combination between Ahab's Crosshairs and his recently attained wand.
Feferi - 2-sided trident combined with mind honey and brains.
Tavros - Daily Drilling Lance of Longinus, the Giga Gorezette Breaker. A newspaper drilling lance.
Sollux - Telescope goggles.
Equius - Ruby Frog combined with bow, arrow heads combined with nitroglycerin so they explode on contact. Combine the bow and arrows with ghost ectoplasm, and/or shoehorn&&flowerpot, and/or Ahab's Crosshairs for unlimited arrows. And for his feet combine horseshoes with Ruby Frog. Maybe also give him some knucks combined with the Ruby Frog contraband as well.
Aradia - Time scratched Cat O' Nine Tails with poisoned thorns? Not sure about her strife specibus.
Gamzee - Boomaclubs?
Kanaya - Tribladed chainsaw that can move its blades anywhere in space so long as the portals stay open? This makes it ranged.
Some of these are EXTREMELY lame, but that's why these are all subject to massive amounts of change. I just thought making the best weapons ever would be a fun thing to do, so extend your creativity and help out please?