WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO ARMS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO ARMS!
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
biology doesn't work that way! you went to med school, you should know this!
Irony> have named the kid Goro
>Oh, wait! His clothes are designed for having two arms. No wonder he's upset, he's worried about what it will cost to have them altered. How silly of you.
Oh....this is why they fear you.....yea.....
> Explain benefits of extra arms.
> Tell him the extra arms are on the house, if he promises to spread the word about your excellent work!
>Assure him that they didn't belong to anyone he's likely to have known.
Hand him one of those trial booklets for experimental medical procedures. Gloss over any possibility of the arms turning evil.
I would be delighted if I could just scrap this account and make a new one that doesn't have a stupid name. Sadly, there's a rule specifically stating I cannot. I could be happier about that.
> Guy: Wake up from horrible dream, finding the doctor has healed you.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
>Knock him unconscious and remove the arms. Claim it was all a dream when he wakes up.
> Guy: Actually find having four arms cool. Thank Freida.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Wait, calm down! You'll learn how to use them eventually!"
It's not like you just stitched them on. You added shoulderblades and the other appropriate connective tissues and wired up the nerves. You don't think he looks that bad, really.
Yeah, there's pretty much no way that wouldn't have ended with you being run out of town. Jeeze. All the time you hear humans, overburdened with some task or load, saying they wish they had more arms. Maybe it's just some weird turn of phrase.
You remove them. Eventually you send poor Jarod home with a clean bill of health, a laundered shirt, a slight headache, a pair of mysterious scars on his back, and the vague suspicion that it wasn't just a bad dream he had.
Last edited by Bropocalypse; 12-27-2010 at 08:34 AM.
> Remind yourself to explain that you will be adding more arms to your next patient before you begin the operation.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
>retrieve today's paper and your mail.
As you ponder what to do next, you notice that the week's paper has arrived.
Hmm. Another attack by those eastern creeps.
The article goes on about how savage and barbaric Vilagfans are and how Orturbus deserved the attack and how the ambush would have been easily repelled if it occured in Highguard, et cetera.
War reports are nothing new, but Vilagfa has been able to pull off some crazy attacks lately. Nobody's sure how they're doing it.
Anyway, you have a party to plan...
Last edited by Bropocalypse; 12-27-2010 at 08:47 PM.
...Look at her feet and tail. Why is she a ghost?
The Robber