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    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO ARMS!
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    biology doesn't work that way! you went to med school, you should know this!
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    >Oh, wait! His clothes are designed for having two arms. No wonder he's upset, he's worried about what it will cost to have them altered. How silly of you.

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    Oh....this is why they fear you.....yea.....

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    > Explain benefits of extra arms.

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    > Tell him the extra arms are on the house, if he promises to spread the word about your excellent work!

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    >Assure him that they didn't belong to anyone he's likely to have known.

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    Hand him one of those trial booklets for experimental medical procedures. Gloss over any possibility of the arms turning evil.
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    > Guy: Wake up from horrible dream, finding the doctor has healed you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asmodemus View Post
    > Guy: Wake up from horrible dream, finding the doctor has healed you.
    Do it. Please.

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    >Knock him unconscious and remove the arms. Claim it was all a dream when he wakes up.

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    Re: Tales of Visseria: Tricorne

    >Describe all the good effects the extra arms have!

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    > Guy: Actually find having four arms cool. Thank Freida.
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    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


    "Wait, calm down! You'll learn how to use them eventually!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Fengar View Post
    >Knock him unconscious and remove the arms. Claim it was all a dream when he wakes up.


    It's not like you just stitched them on. You added shoulderblades and the other appropriate connective tissues and wired up the nerves. You don't think he looks that bad, really.
    Yeah, there's pretty much no way that wouldn't have ended with you being run out of town. Jeeze. All the time you hear humans, overburdened with some task or load, saying they wish they had more arms. Maybe it's just some weird turn of phrase.



    You remove them. Eventually you send poor Jarod home with a clean bill of health, a laundered shirt, a slight headache, a pair of mysterious scars on his back, and the vague suspicion that it wasn't just a bad dream he had.
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    > Remind yourself to explain that you will be adding more arms to your next patient before you begin the operation.
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    >retrieve today's paper and your mail.

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    >Notice letter/paper and read it.

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    Re: Tales of Visseria: Tricorne

    Quote Originally Posted by siguard View Post
    >retrieve today's paper and your mail.
    Quote Originally Posted by Woyzeck View Post
    >Notice letter/paper and read it.


    As you ponder what to do next, you notice that the week's paper has arrived.

    Hmm. Another attack by those eastern creeps.



    The article goes on about how savage and barbaric Vilagfans are and how Orturbus deserved the attack and how the ambush would have been easily repelled if it occured in Highguard, et cetera.

    War reports are nothing new, but Vilagfa has been able to pull off some crazy attacks lately. Nobody's sure how they're doing it.



    Anyway, you have a party to plan...

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    Re: Tales of Visseria: Tricorne

    ...Look at her feet and tail. Why is she a ghost?

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    The Robber

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    Re: Tales of Visseria: Tricorne

    Quote Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd View Post
    ...Look at her feet and tail. Why is she a ghost?
    Because I forgot to slide the opacity bar back to 100% after editing her sprite I mean SHE'S BEEN DEAD ALL ALONG OOOOOOOH

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    The Robber.

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    Re: Tales of Visseria: Tricorne

    The Copper, because they're the same color as the Penpal letters and might know The Doctor.


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    >The copper.

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