Alchione: You think you can get him before he figures out what is happening.
Alchione: You think you can get him before he figures out what is happening.
Shark: QUICK MAKE IT RUN FASTER WE'RE ON A DEADLINE HERE.
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
Alchione: Attempt to board a moving locomotive.
>Alchione: Get left behind. Swear vengeance.
Climactic battle atop a speeding locomotive: happen!
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> Alchione: You just killed an innocent man! Break down.
> Train: You aren't being fueled properly! Break down.
> Alchone: Catch that robber before he figure's out what's going on.
> Jack's bones: Ow! Break down.
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Your tackle has mixed results.
"RrraAAAGGGHHGHGH!!!"
>Jack: Kick her in the face.
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...and, despite everything I've seen of Alchione, I'm still somewhat surprised that she can crush bones with the strength of her grip alone. How silly of me.
Shark: Get your gun. Kicking her in the face probably won't do much, and you appear to have an arm free to do so with.
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>Jack: SHOOT HER, KICK HER OFF, SOMETHING ARRRGHHHHH
wow that looks like it hurts real bad
> Shenanigans.
The only constant is Chaos.
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Alchione: Jump off the train, pull him off with you.
You're the greatest thief, right?
>Steal a kiss
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> Shark: Swing your leg back to trap her under the wheels.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
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Give that bitch a kick in the face.
Bitches love being kicked in the face.
Shark: Get ye gun and shoot that there bitch off ye train.
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS.
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
This bitch survived a point-blank dynamite explosion and all that happened to her was that she got more pissed. A bullet to the face, while it would probably still somehow not kill her, might be enough to get her off your friggin' case long enough to get out of here.
And with your leg like that, you do need to get out of here and find a doc. Can't go to a professional place, either; they keep records, and after this heist I doubt the cops - especially her - are gonna give up so easy once you've flown the coop.
...I see what you did there.
> Alchione: SWIPER NO SWIPING
Alchione: bring him to justice
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>Jack: Enough of these shenanigans. You've had your fun, now shoot Alchione in the hand/arm/shoulder to make her let go.
>>"YER LUCKY I DIDN'T BLOW YER HEAD OFF! SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME, SUGARTITS!"
>Sugartits Alchione: Release your death grip on Jack's leg and tumble along the tracks.
>>Become unable to wield your shield properly, and become unfit for police work as all of your previous hot-headed actions
catch up with you, resulting in your mandatory early retirement from the police force with reduced pension.
~>Alchione's Hatred: Become driving force for vigilantism.
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All the cool signatures were already taken.