Tales of Visseria: Tricorne [/Thread1]

[medmedina007]

>Demand introduction
>Alchione: Whip out the shield.

[Orion Dezagrats]

>Alchione: Roar.

[bhomer2]

Alchione: Wreck their shit.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

Nice armor, the mask with the -X for eyes and the little ornamentation gives you a good 'Psycho Jester' type look...

>Alchione: Drunkenly accost, then activate your RAAAAAAGE skill.

[distainfulCatalyst]

Did the blacksmith have help? Because something that complicated should have taken days to make, and it looks like it only took him a few hours. Oh, and it looks awesome.

>Alchione: Just how drunk are you still? You've had however long the armour took to make to sober up, right?

[Famout]

>Alchione Sadly ruin your moment of badassery by falling over onto your side, some how still manage to be awesome while fighting drunk though.

[Fengar]

>Start off with a simple shield toss to think out half their men.

[Medinoc]

>Start off with a simple gauntlet toss to take out their leader.

Fix'd because we need this shield.

[Yamtaggler]

>Make them pay the only way you know how to do anything. Violently.

[TobiasMoon]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[flyingBrick]

>Start off with a simple mace toss to take out their leader.

Fix'd because we need this shield.

Fixed again because the mace is worthless.

The shield is clearly the superior weapon.

[Medinoc]

^But with the gauntlet toss, you can make it look like you're issuing a formal challenge.

[Not The Author]

Wait for them to make the first move. Reactive violence tends to be more effective.

And for the love of god, don't start stripping right off the bat

So unladylike

[epoxy]

> Alchione: OH MY GOD YOU ARE HUNG-OVER AS SHIT. CAVELINGS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ALCOHOL WORKS. YOU ARE SO GOING TO DIE IN THIS THING.

[Famout]

> Alchione: OH MY GOD YOU ARE HUNG-OVER AS SHIT. CAVELINGS DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ALCOHOL WORKS. YOU ARE SO GOING TO DIE IN THIS THING.

Nevermind my post, I love this one or some version there of.

[siguard]

>Prepare for the first volley of bullets and wait for them to attempt to climb the hill. knock some boulders off the canyon walls if you can.

[epoxy]

Oh, and

> Skonn: round up your rag-tag bunch of misfits in the war room (actually just an unused storage room furnished with old boxes and blankets and other junk they borrowed from their moms). The adults won't stand up and do what's right, so it's up to us kids! We'll save the day, and maybe learn a lesson about life and ourselves in the process! We'll fight for our freedom, even if it means exclusively endangering the youngest and most vulnerable members of our civilization!

Plan how you're going to back up Alchione in the coming fight. Think of ways to make use of the seemingly-useless tools and skills at your disposal. Maybe do a montage? Definitely do a cheer that involves standing in a circle and putting everyone's little two-thumbed hand in the middle.


Meanwhile:

> Alchione: "Are you these chumps' leader? RACE TRAITOR."
> Oturbian Captain: "That makes no sense. There are so many differences within the peoples of my species that-"
> Alchione: "RACIST."

[Bropocalypse]

Alchione: Wreck their shit.

Maybe the extra two mugs of ale immediately before coming out here weren't the best idea.




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[Whimbrel]

USE YOUR FIRE BREATH

[Lieutenant Fish]

>battletech: Alestorm

[epoxy]

> Looks like a good time to talk to your dream lion.

[Fengar]

>Throw up on the same guy as last time.

[bhomer2]

what fengar said.

[Medinoc]

Thirded.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Punch the first person who insults you. Punch them in the face.