Tales of Visseria: Tricorne [/Thread1]

[Bropocalypse]

>"Actually, Officers, this is a really bad time. I need to go turn in my Term Paper. If you could wait for a few minutes, I'll be right back!"

The police show themselves in. One of them stands in front of the door.


"Hmm, no, I don't think so. We've received word from certain faculty that there may be illicit substances in here."


"O-Oh? What sort of substances?"


"Well now, we just don't quite know yet, do we, Lorens?"


"Nnnope. Not yet."


"You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"


"Well..."

[Zefferen]

> Ask them if they have a warrant.

[Bropocalypse]

> Ask them if they have a warrant.

"Heh."


"Now that's something, innit? There's no need for a warrant on public property, such as the university dormitory.

Besides, we're just here to ask a few friendly questions. No need for a warrant for that. Besides, you invited us in, didn't she, Lorens?"


"Yeah."



"Anyway, seeing as you're a caveling and all, you must know a thing or two about spirits, eh? They aren't allowed on public property. Did you know that?"


"...Of course I do!"


"Not getting defensive, are we? No offense meant, miss. But knowing that, you wouldn't have an issue with us searching in detail, would you? After all, an upstanding citizen like yourself, being aware of the law, wouldn't have anything to hide, am I right?"

[Dfaran]

>Panic

[Yamtaggler]

>Tell them that if they don't back off you'll hit them with a lawsuit. Searching your room for alcohol because you are a caveling is blatant RACIAL PROFILING!

[Xander]

Admit that you keep a small flask in one of the drawers.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Commit murder.

[Riou]

Admit that you keep a small flask in one of the drawers.

But say that you had permission to keep it.

Also retort how cavelings can go nuts without alcohol.

[Woyzeck]

>

[Iyestorm]

>The university understands your needs. You have permission. In fact, you probably have written proof of this permission.

...heh. "Proof." Spirits. I almost didn't catch that.

[Bropocalypse]

Admit that you keep a small flask in one of the drawers.

"Well, sure, I have a small amount of alcohol in my dresser, but as a cave-"


"Well! They don't usually admit so quickly! Take a look, Lorens."

He opens one of the drawers.




"Yes indeed."


"Yes, it is alcohol, but I need it and have permission-"


"Hold out your hands."




"Huh, my hands?"




"It looks like your permission has been rescinded."




"You are under arrest for the possession of illicit substances on public property."



He begins to drag you away. In the commotion, you drop your paper.

>

"Let me go! I have medical need of that alcohol! Ask anyone here who knows about cavelings! We need it for our brains to funciton properly! Okay, just let me turn in my paper, then I'll go with y-"



One count of resisting arrest.







The next thing you knew, you were in some jailhouse for misdemeanor criminals, where you spent the next four months. When you got out, you found you had been expelled from the University for violation of state law. When you tried to present the findings from your paper to other scholars, you were labeled a plagiarist, stealing the work of Doctor Willard Cubridge.

The only work you could find was out here in the countryside for this small village, whose previous physician had recently passed away. You've been here for almost ten years now.

[Riou]

That fat bastard.

He must die for his actions.

[siguard]

>this is no time for flashbacks and your not one for revenge, take a swig of whatever you have on hand and get to either cauterizing the wound or whatever major surgery your planning
also remember to wash your hand and use clean tools.

[Woyzeck]

Cavelings NEED alcohol... that is just stupid.
>Use caveling's natural digging ability to burrow out of jail.

[Yamtaggler]

>Geeze, I hope you at least took a monster dump in his refrigerator or something. For now, let's see about fixin' this poor slob up proper.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Plot vengeance.

[Dragon Fogel]

>So how's the surgery coming along?

[Fengar]

>Come out of your flashback, having just finished the surgery.

[PepperYena]

>Examine hole to the right. (And if it's what I think it is, don't get too close to it)

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Cavelings NEED alcohol... that is just stupid.
>Use caveling's natural digging ability to burrow out of jail.

>Come out of your flashback, having just finished the surgery.

>Examine hole to the right. (And if it's what I think it is, don't get too close to it)

Guys, she's done with her flashback.

> Examine status of your patient's hand. Check what tools you have.

[JacobXanth]

Whatever happened to your correspondence with your pen pal?

[Bropocalypse]

>Come out of your flashback, having just finished the surgery.

"Oh, are you coming around?"




"The surgery was a complete success! I was able to replace all the damaged tissue with no problems."


"... Wow..."


"Try not to use it for a few weeks while the tissues heal. After that you'll be back to normal aside from a slight discoloration. For now though I'd like to keep you under observation, so just rest here.


"... Feels like I'm laying on something...."


"You are!"




"I had some spare parts in stock so I took the chance to give you some new arms!"




"... Is something wrong?"

[Metaflare]

._.

[BewareOfNerd]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, FRANKENMOLE.

[Yamtaggler]

>You be jokin, right dog?